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[meet-the-net]

*𝐌𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐞𝐚𝐦*

Neds team has finally arrived in Selbyen.

He isn't very happy about his peace officially being disturbed. Or that spy is calling the place smelly. Or that scout is using his fish as a weapon. The others look okay, though. Learn how it continues here.

[meetthezoologist]

Blank sheet below :3

[the-jack-class]

Did you know that all the Jacks own a bike? If I could draw them, they’d look so cool…

Close up of Jack’s epic fail:

[namelesswildchild]

WARMING: this animatic contains flashing lights, glitching effect, depictions of dead animals, maggots and body horror

SURPRISE!!!! A WHOLE ANIMATIC FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH LORE!!!!

This whole project took me around 2 months to conclude (specially because i had finals and had to take a break from it—) so, if you can, please reblog it :’3 also, this is my first time ever posting smth like this so hopefully is fun!

The song is: Deus Lhe Pague by Chico Buarque

[all-aussie-engineer]

Even the busiest of engineers need some rest

Especially when sick

~ mod

[meet-the-trapper-tf2]

(Yahoo my first propaganda!!!

I’m so excited to be participating this year! - Mod Stag)

I er.. vote for me i guess? I’m ready to crush the competition, y’all haven’t seen the muscles i’ve got! Good luck to my competitors though, hopefully this is good fun for you all!

(He means well guys! He doesn’t bite… often.)

[professionally-petty]

theres a package outside of peters office, a small box containing a mix tape and a card. Clearly from lime, (obvious from the amount of green stuff).

The card is a simple one, from the outside, just a simple "Happy New Year!" but inside, a LOT of words, basically: everything lime has ever thought about, ABOUT peter

The mixtape, for peter, consists of a bunch of songs that both lime and peterson like, some just lime likes that reminds him of peter, and some that pete just likes

@zesty-lime-scout

He picked up the tape with a sigh, rolling his eyes.

"Great… more junk,"

he scoffed, turning it over in his hands like it was some second-rate trinket. The letter got tossed aside with barely a glance, but the mix tape held his attention for a moment longer.His expression softened—just a little—as a faint smile crept onto his face.

"What an idiot,"

he muttered

"He knows I don’t even have a player."

A low, almost soft chuckle followed as he set it down, shaking his head.

"Looks like I’ll have to get one. Typical...always making me do the work."

[your-red-chef]

Uh- g’day, we aint formally.. met.. but i heard about ya from plum and well….. i thought i’d take the opportunity ta.. greet ya me-self?

[ALL’s engineer offers to shake your hand, though he seems hesitant and a little nervous, taking long pauses between his words]

Uh..Names Leslie, i’m ALL’s Engineer.. if i remember correctly you are RED’s Chef?

~ @all-aussie-engineer

The red chef gasps and grabs his hand with both of hers, giving an enthusiastic shake.

Well HOWDY HEY there, Pardner!! I heard about you ALL folk from that Sugarcube of a boss y'all got!! I'm so excited t'finally meetcha!

I'm Olivia, but you can jus call me Liv, since we're frien'ly now! OH! Do ya like pasta? I'm testin out a new recipe an' would LOVE me some feedback from an unbiased source!

[asktheasianscouttf2]

You’ve got me wondering. Did you perhaps have a father in your childhood that was absent….

I’m wondering if you are one of my other Scout children.

Uh- Well, yes but-

My father wasn’t French…or so I believe. My mother always told me he was from Italy. Uh..

But yeah, my father wasn’t there at all. Closest thing to my father was my brother.

( @backstabbing-spook)

[thenumberonerascal]

OOC POST!

song: ‘I bet on losing dogs’ by Mitski

The Therapist/Helena is @wastelandtherapist ! Please go check them out they’re so cool.

Time taken: 8+ Hours

Program: Procreate + Capcut

[chef-from-blu]

[Engel was leaning in the doorway to Ivan's kitchen, not in it, but not exactly out of it either. He was wearing a more casual outfit, only in loose shorts and an oversized light blue turtleneck that had Pyro's symbol on it. He waited for Ivan to notice him before speaking] Vati, you a vampire? Don't bother lying cus I'll know.

~ @blu-nurse-needs-sleep

The chef was leaned against the counter, drinking a mug of his signature 'cranberry juice' and reading a chefs magazine. Noticing Engel, he glanced up and began to drink from his mug before suddenly spitting out the contents once the nurse spoke.

Wiping blood from his chin, he cleared his throat and tried to compose himself.

"Vhat-- grrm-- Engel-- I can explain I-... Okay I--"

He set his magazine down and looked around at the mess he made. With a sigh he grabbed a towel and began to wipe the fluid up.

"Vhat a vaste... Sorry Engel, I vasn't expecting you to open vith zat. Zhough I suppose it vas a matter of time before someone ozher zhen zhe Medic found out. Makes sense it vas you."

[meet-the-net]

𝐋𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐥 𝟓 𝐅𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐏𝐚𝐧

When he spotted a teammate charging into battle wielding a common kitchen utensil, he realized that anything is a weapon if you need it to be. How practical, how handy!

There's grease and fish skin stuck to the pan's inside.

And soon, there'll be blood and hair stuck to its outside.

[meetthezoologist]

Thanks to illness_enthusiastrr on insta for drawing this :3

[the-jack-class]

“Uh…”

Jack: …Hi.

[glitter-bomb-pup]

@loveshotsniper

Why is there a gator (?) teeth in my hot chocolate mug

[all-aussie-engineer]

Give me the word and I will knock the auditor out. I saw her in person and I’m pretty sure I know how much drugs to use.

@loveshotsniper

[leslie would very slowly look over at sniper, looking abit nervous by their words]

I don’t think… that will be necessary..

But.. i like your enthusiasm?

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Oh my god this fucking sent me into a laughing fit

~ mod