#tf2 askblog

[mugs-n-cans]

FORCED SHOWER:

ANONS, SHOULD WE FORCE SNIPER INTO SHOWERING?

LIKE IF YES, REBLOG IF NO.

-💰

This is bloody tyrannical.

[meet-the-archeologist]

Heyyyyyy... Uh, I read your note! The one you left in my hoodie? I um... I'm free right now? I'm okay with hanging out whenever you want!

-@bonk-youre-dead

Oh! Uh, c- cool. My office is open, just, yknow pop in whenever. U- unless you’d want to talk somewhere else, t- that’s also fine, I mean the only furniture in here is a couch and my desk chair so it’s probably kind of boring, h- heh.

(ooc: I had to eep sry 😭)

[true-grn-medic]

*Scott knocked on his door softly as he waited for a response. fixing his collar*

"really dunno if this heres a good idea..."

- @ask-that-radiohost-engie

There's silence for a few moments before the sound of someone grumbling can be heard. Emmett opens the door, staring at Engineer a tad bit confused.

Scott? It's quite late, is it not? I mean, you signed off on your station already.

[the-blu-archeologist]

Eyy yello!

How ya doing? Im the Zombie Scout if you couldnt tell by my rotting flesh and glowing yellow eyes! But dont worry about me eating your brain though, your Doc provides me with enough of em 'course!

Ehh, who are you? I dont remember there being a an archeologist...

( @zombiescout-lmao )

Ah! I- um, ah, I’m Micheal, I am a fairly new addition to the team so you might not have known me.

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

Mein gott! Einhundert of you! Wunderbar! ZHIS IS A MEDICAL RECORD!

(ooc) I had a suggestion for what to do. So I did.

[kleptomaniask]

TF2 FANCLASS / OC ASK GAME

🎩 - What kind of cosmetics would your OC have, if they were in game?

🔫 - What kind of upgrades would they have?

🩹 - What is their base HP? What is their base speed?

🎼 - What would their theme sound like?

📽 -What would their "meet the team" video look like? Would it be an interview, or a narrative?

🪗 - What taunts would they have?

👔 - If they absolutely HAD to be one of the 9 classes from the game, which would they be?

📰 - They're in the news! For what?

📸 - Someone finds a photo they don't want getting out. What is it of?

🍞 - What is the bread associated with them that spawns from the teleporter?

🚔 -They've been arrested! What for?

🚀 - You have to put them in any game other than TF2. what game do you put them in?

🕒 - What time do they wake up / go to bed?

🌙 - It's halloween! What kind of bird / monster are they?

🫂 - Who/Which characters are they close with?

[the-blu-bonker]

So, how is my most oblivious brother in the world doing?

@blu-nurse-needs-sleep

Ugh, I honestly have no idea. I- I mean, Roh invited me to hang out with him for lunch tomorrow, but he made it real fuckin’ clear that it was for friendship, which sucks.

[meet-the-trapper-tf2]

Why should you vote for trapper?

He has an awesome music taste!!!(the first one is punk/metal and the second is a more accurate version based on when tf2 is set, and stuff he would know on guitar!)

(Please go take a listen to his playlists they’re really awesome -mod stag)

[green-sniper-tf2]

*Scout knocks on the door to Sniper’s camper van*

Hey uh.. Snipes?

I know you’re probably busy and ya probably don’t want me at your camper this late

But I uh…

I got a surprise for ya…

@green-scout-tf2

(ooc: ignoring the game for this, sry)

[Sniper perks up from cleaning his gun and opens the door.] I ain’t busy, what is it?

[blood-feathers]

Does medic still have pet doves? If so how do they react to their bird dad being their literal bird dad now?

...Doves? I don't know where you got that idea from. The closest I've had to a pet in years is the live feeder mice I purchase for my experiments. Though, that is funny to think about. What would these hypothetical birds think of me? Would it be similar to how cats can't differentiate themselves from humans, where they take me as simply a very large dove? Coo...

(Gabriel is from a completely different team than canon medic. He has no clue about Ludwig and his doves.)

[orange-scout-tf2]

Greetings, Scout. Well, another Scout.

A part of me is curious if you’re one of the Scoutlings.

-🔪

Is that what they're calling us now? "Scoutlings"???

Well, I can't say I'm not but then again I might be so it's up to you to decide!

[mugs-n-cans]

sniper. you gotta put on lipstick and see how many kisses you can fit on scout’s big shiny coffee table of a forehead. for science

honestly more of an eighthead or maybe sixteenhead now

‘Preciate ya lettin’ me borrow some of your lipstick, Miss Paulin’.

Miss Pauling: Any time, Sniper.

Scout: I hate you guys so much.

[the-depressed-comedic-relief]

The various types of couples in the tf2 askblogsphere pt. 1!

@tf2-blu-ghosty + @/the-blu-bonker (me)

@/meet-the-archeologist(also me lol) + @bonk-youre-dead

@red-boston-pilot + @the-composer-dude

Gonna draw all the other ones dw :3

[true-grn-medic]

VHAT DID YOU DO TO ME.

POIZON?! ANTHRAX?!

VHAT?!

- @doktor-green

Emmett jumps from Johan's yelling. He sets down the vials he had been holding before turning to the shorter GRN Medic.

I haven't done anything, Johan. Vhat is it zhat you're dealing-.... Vhy do you look so pale? Even more so zhen usual.

[the-blu-archeologist]

[Two weak knocks against Micheal's door before it opens. Scotty peaks his head in] Micheal..? Right? I uh... Well I haven't greeted myself and I was wondering if you're available to talk? N-Not about like feelings. Just, relax and talk? @scotty-cant-sit-still

Of course, feel free to come in and sit down, would you like anything? And I assume you are Scotty, correct?

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

About Mich;

Hallo! Emm.. decided to make zhis for MEDICAL PURPOSES! Eh, you could say so, at least. I am intrigued by zhe nature of zhis app.. so I shall give it a try! Zhe thought of being asked questions, both professional and unprofessional, if you vill, seems a fun way to pass zhe time. In spare time, when zhere are no patients or bodies to dissect, send something! Zhis looks fun! HAHA!

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Tags? Ah?

#medic asks - for zhe questions you all may have!

#gory graphics - for zhe art you create!

#bloody borrows - anything in zhe queue!

Possibly zhere will be more in zhe future!

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Mod Tags

#mod talks - any regular post I make

#mod ask - answering asks that refer to me

#important - any important announcements

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(OOC) Hello! I'm Archi, and I run this ask blog. I made this purely for fun, and seeing so many of these ask blogs pop up on my feed lately have definitely given me some inspiration. The tag #ooc will be used whenever I have something to say on a post or such, you get it. I hope you guys have fun with this, and I apologize if things seem out of character at points, I'll try my best. Also, this will include headcanons. Probably a lot of them. However, I will try my best not to stray too far from canon.