#tf2 askblog

[mugs-n-cans]

FORCED SHOWER:

ANONS, SHOULD WE FORCE SNIPER INTO SHOWERING?

LIKE IF YES, REBLOG IF NO.

-💰

This is bloody tyrannical.

[meet-the-archeologist]

Heyyyyyy... Uh, I read your note! The one you left in my hoodie? I um... I'm free right now? I'm okay with hanging out whenever you want!

-@bonk-youre-dead

Oh! Uh, c- cool. My office is open, just, yknow pop in whenever. U- unless you’d want to talk somewhere else, t- that’s also fine, I mean the only furniture in here is a couch and my desk chair so it’s probably kind of boring, h- heh.

(ooc: I had to eep sry 😭)

[kleptomaniask]

TF2 FANCLASS / OC ASK GAME

🎩 - What kind of cosmetics would your OC have, if they were in game?

🔫 - What kind of upgrades would they have?

🩹 - What is their base HP? What is their base speed?

🎼 - What would their theme sound like?

📽 -What would their "meet the team" video look like? Would it be an interview, or a narrative?

🪗 - What taunts would they have?

👔 - If they absolutely HAD to be one of the 9 classes from the game, which would they be?

📰 - They're in the news! For what?

📸 - Someone finds a photo they don't want getting out. What is it of?

🍞 - What is the bread associated with them that spawns from the teleporter?

🚔 -They've been arrested! What for?

🚀 - You have to put them in any game other than TF2. what game do you put them in?

🕒 - What time do they wake up / go to bed?

🌙 - It's halloween! What kind of bird / monster are they?

🫂 - Who/Which characters are they close with?

[true-grn-medic]

*Scott knocked on his door softly as he waited for a response. fixing his collar*

"really dunno if this heres a good idea..."

- @ask-that-radiohost-engie

There's silence for a few moments before the sound of someone grumbling can be heard. Emmett opens the door, staring at Engineer a tad bit confused.

Scott? It's quite late, is it not? I mean, you signed off on your station already.

[the-blu-archeologist]

Eyy yello!

How ya doing? Im the Zombie Scout if you couldnt tell by my rotting flesh and glowing yellow eyes! But dont worry about me eating your brain though, your Doc provides me with enough of em 'course!

Ehh, who are you? I dont remember there being a an archeologist...

( @zombiescout-lmao )

Ah! I- um, ah, I’m Micheal, I am a fairly new addition to the team so you might not have known me.

[deltas-team-blog]

*Transmission comes through TV*

*staticky*

M: Hallo? Hallo?? iz this zhe Delta team? I've been trying to reach out since the news of you spread. I'm from another team under builders league, zo don't vorry about zhis being an enemy message. I've just been wondering, do you have a leader on your team? Because I do, and he's a piece of shi-

H: Aw... Is little Doktor talking about me to his littol friends? I am honored~

M: MY GOTT, GET OU- *BZZT* *Transmission ends*

🔩: I am the leader of the Delta team! It's a pleas- ....ure-...??

[The whole team was there. They all laugh.]

💜: Hooh... -Looking at that Heavy very interested.- I wonder if I will be sent ther-...

💢: Don't you think about it. -He punches his shoulder-

💜: Ow! Alright Alright!! Jeez...

[Spy looks at Enrique]

🫥: When did we decide you were the leader?

🔩: I'm the only mentally stable guy here.

[the-silentsnake]

Sooooo...

Your radio may or may not have been tampered with recently. There's a possibility that it has by a certain somebody, but I just ain't a hundred percent sure, y'know?

Giovanni moved through his office. he'd done this routine a thousand times before anyways but it is getting close to a new year... He dusted his shelves with a practiced hand, carefully aligning each book and trinket to perfection. His desk was next, his sharp eyes catching the faintest speck of dirt he swiftly wiped away. But then, his hand hovered over the radio.

"Che disastro..."

he muttered, clicking his tongue in frustration. The damn thing was broken...cracked casing, no sound, utterly useless. He let out a sharp breath, pinching the bridge of his nose. 'How am I supposed to keep track of scott’s endless self-loathing or lime’s...whatever he's doing' he thought to himself

Turning, he glanced over his shoulder at the YLW Engineer lurking nearby, arching an unimpressed brow.

"Ah, well,"

he said, his voice dripping with mock sweetness,

"I could call Scott, but he’s probably busy crying into his tools. Or perhaps... you’d like to make yourself useful for once? hmm? Since you're standing there like a statue."

His tone sharpened, and he waved dismissively at the radio.

"Fix it. Or go back to whatever you were doing before I made the mistake of acknowledging your presence. Vai, muoviti. chop chop!"

[namelesswildchild]

WARMING: this animatic contains flashing lights, glitching effect, depictions of dead animals, maggots and body horror

SURPRISE!!!! A WHOLE ANIMATIC FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH LORE!!!!

This whole project took me around 2 months to conclude (specially because i had finals and had to take a break from it—) so, if you can, please reblog it :’3 also, this is my first time ever posting smth like this so hopefully is fun!

The song is: Deus Lhe Pague by Chico Buarque

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

Mein gott! Einhundert of you! Wunderbar! ZHIS IS A MEDICAL RECORD!

(ooc) I had a suggestion for what to do. So I did.

[orange-scout-tf2]

Greetings, Scout. Well, another Scout.

A part of me is curious if you’re one of the Scoutlings.

-🔪

Is that what they're calling us now? "Scoutlings"???

Well, I can't say I'm not but then again I might be so it's up to you to decide!

[the-blu-bonker]

So, how is my most oblivious brother in the world doing?

@blu-nurse-needs-sleep

Ugh, I honestly have no idea. I- I mean, Roh invited me to hang out with him for lunch tomorrow, but he made it real fuckin’ clear that it was for friendship, which sucks.

[mugs-n-cans]

sniper. you gotta put on lipstick and see how many kisses you can fit on scout’s big shiny coffee table of a forehead. for science

honestly more of an eighthead or maybe sixteenhead now

‘Preciate ya lettin’ me borrow some of your lipstick, Miss Paulin’.

Miss Pauling: Any time, Sniper.

Scout: I hate you guys so much.

[meet-the-trapper-tf2]

Why should you vote for trapper?

He has an awesome music taste!!!(the first one is punk/metal and the second is a more accurate version based on when tf2 is set, and stuff he would know on guitar!)

(Please go take a listen to his playlists they’re really awesome -mod stag)

[green-sniper-tf2]

*Scout knocks on the door to Sniper’s camper van*

Hey uh.. Snipes?

I know you’re probably busy and ya probably don’t want me at your camper this late

But I uh…

I got a surprise for ya…

@green-scout-tf2

(ooc: ignoring the game for this, sry)

[Sniper perks up from cleaning his gun and opens the door.] I ain’t busy, what is it?

[true-grn-medic]

VHAT DID YOU DO TO ME.

POIZON?! ANTHRAX?!

VHAT?!

- @doktor-green

Emmett jumps from Johan's yelling. He sets down the vials he had been holding before turning to the shorter GRN Medic.

I haven't done anything, Johan. Vhat is it zhat you're dealing-.... Vhy do you look so pale? Even more so zhen usual.

[the-blu-archeologist]

[Two weak knocks against Micheal's door before it opens. Scotty peaks his head in] Micheal..? Right? I uh... Well I haven't greeted myself and I was wondering if you're available to talk? N-Not about like feelings. Just, relax and talk? @scotty-cant-sit-still

Of course, feel free to come in and sit down, would you like anything? And I assume you are Scotty, correct?