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Please don't do that, I still need to plant stuff!

What are you trying to do???

[orange-scout-tf2]

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Okay, okay, calm down buddy!

Well, I mean, bananas are in season right now, but we haven't got the forwarded shipment yet so you gotta wait for a bit

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*explodes oranges with mind*

OH GOD NO! NOT THE ORANGES

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Hiya Scout 👁️

Yo, whaddup?

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Favorite pop tart flavor?

(Do you even know what pop tarts are?)

What are "pop-tarts"? Are they, like, regular tarts but with bombs in it?? (That what Soldier does to scare off one if the Demos)

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Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

Oh, where the hell did you come from?

Uh, well, I think it's fine right now. Don't like all the gardening much, but hey, it keeps me busy. I would rather plant flowers than veggies

[orange-scout-tf2]

*bites youbites youbites youbites youbites youbites youbites youbites youbites youbites you*

Hey, stop bitin me! What's wrong with you??

[orange-scout-tf2]

Me? Busy? Have you ever seen me do literally anything around here?

*he chuckled slightly slowly fading into something more awkward. He really need to work on his lying skills and his poker face if he wants to win against Engie next time* Actually, yeah, I've been busy. But I'm free right now!

We can do whatever we want! Get ice cream, go to the library (and maybe burn the books) or just sit on empty train tracks and pick daisies

Hey rad!

*he runs straight up to Randy and pulls him into a tight hug*

I missed ya! It's been ages. Works had me tied in a knot and hung out to dry but hey, I'm here now.

*he looked tired, like work had finally pushed him to the edge, but for some reason his words were hyper and excited*

- @white-team-scout

Woah, slow down tiger! I missed you tons, too!! Was wondering when I'll see you again

*He pulls Oliver in to a tight hug, grinding earth to ear as his heart bang against his chest. It has been way too long, maybe even over a year just to meet his wonderful guy again*

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Hey rad!

*he runs straight up to Randy and pulls him into a tight hug*

I missed ya! It's been ages. Works had me tied in a knot and hung out to dry but hey, I'm here now.

*he looked tired, like work had finally pushed him to the edge, but for some reason his words were hyper and excited*

- @white-team-scout

Woah, slow down tiger! I missed you tons, too!! Was wondering when I'll see you again

*He pulls Oliver in to a tight hug, grinding earth to ear as his heart bang against his chest. It has been way too long, maybe even over a year just to meet his wonderful guy again*

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If you want more, just call me at any time of the day and I'll try to get your order ready!

can i have a banana

Sure! Here, have this one *hands you a smaller an average banana* I seen these guys a lot in Asia and they're just as good as a regular banana!

[orange-scout-tf2]

can i have a banana

Sure! Here, have this one *hands you a smaller an average banana* I seen these guys a lot in Asia and they're just as good as a regular banana!

[orange-scout-tf2]

Well, yeah, but it's a plant for Christmas!

They usually hang this plant over two people and then while those two people are standing under it, they have to kiss

So, yeah

Yup

YO!!! HEY OLI!!!! LOOK UP THERE! LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK!!!

🌿🌿

IT'S A MISTLETOE!!!!

@orange-scout-tf2

A... mistle.... toe?

...... what's that? Just a plant.

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Soooooo... One crate of apples then?

Wat your favorite fruit, my dude? Could send you a crate or two!

@orange-scout-tf2

Scout - "Apples, pretty sure tha rest would say the same. 'Sides, there's a bunch of things you can make with it so..."

Sniper - "Er. Thanks mate."

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Ey!!! We're practically the same height!

HIGH FIVE DUDE!

Are you short

@orange-scout-tf2

Aye. I suppose so. 154.94 cm can be concerned short.

[orange-scout-tf2]

Don't like the fact that they don't got orange

Buuuuuutt!! I do look quite nice here!

picrew game time

all are invited. have fun!

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Hey pal! ya wanna join da actual scoutlings blog? Me n Blu are makin it, so dm for the login to ya know join it

- @the-green-scout

A SCOUTLING BLOG??? HELL YEAH!

Get me in there this instant!!! Thanks dude!

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i will provide no context.

I- What? What is this?

Come back here and give me the context!