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I don't care to rate my "current employment"!! Is being in war not good enough for you?

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As a clarification, "being at war" and being a mercenary in the gravel war does count as "current employment".

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Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

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I don't care to rate my "current employment"!! Is being in war not good enough for you?

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The Enumerator's position in the Bureau is technically Chief Enumerator, and they were among the first people assigned to the new subsidiary.

They can be referred to by either he, she, or they pronouns when speaking directly to them. But the Bureau as a whole can be referred to as "the Bureau".

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A Press Release from the Census Bureau

The Census Bureau would like to apologize for spreading some misinformation.

The majority of mercenaries are not directly employed by Mann Co.

Contrary to what was originally stated we are a subsidiary of TF Industries, not Mann Co. Mann Co. deals in weapons and advertising materials, and is a separate subsidiary of TF Industries. Though we do work with Mann Co. for various matters, which is where the misunderstanding originated.

It was a mistake on our part and will be rectified going forward.

We would like to thank the Census Bureau's Historian for their advice at this time.

Our apologies.

Thank you.

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Current employment is quite nice.

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Hmmm fun but tiring, not stimulating unless on battlefield. 3/5 stars

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Our sincerest apologies if we've caused a shock, we are just currently doing an employment survey of as many mercenaries as we can contact. Thank you for your co-operation, it is very helpful.

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How would you rate your current employment to Mann Co?

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MON DIEU. I didn’t expect to be sent this, as I haven’t been active here in a while, but I’d say that it’s been fine.

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50 STARS OUT OF 50 GODDAMN STARS!!!!!!!

This company cares about SAVING AMERICA from those COMMIE SCUM WORKING FOR BLU TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE MY JOB AND I LOVE MY COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment to Mann Co?

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oh! um, hmm, lemme think.....

wait— what scale are we working on—?

d'you want that in a star system? out of 10? in which case, is 10 supposed to be really good? strongly agree to strongly disagree—? i'm not exactly sure what you want here, i don't know—

or, actually, maybe you want it in miles per hour. or eagles per hamburger, or something. in THAT case, i wouldn't be able to help you, i fear.

(i am european at heart. sorry. i wish i understood freedom units, i really do. alas! it mustn't be!)

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Thank you for your co-operation, this is very helpful.

We are running this survey so we can gauge employee satisfaction and relay that information to HR to try and improve working conditions.

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment to Mann Co?

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oh my gawd, where ta friggin START-

Mann co, SUCKS. its ass, da pay is good, dont gemme wrong, but dey CUT pay for sick days, which is bullshit! i should still be gettin paid, SPECIALLY cause i get sick a TON.

an i dont even mention da yellow team, yer tellin me I have ta fight dose guys?! Are ya outta yer mind?? Oh, an MY "co-workers" UGH. annoyin, all of em, absolute terrible.

AN' how am I supposed ta work when deres a bajillion ceasefires cause YLW is unda paid an cant get deir dumbass respawn machine ta work, huh?? If yer workin wit' da big bosses tell em dat dey should do better awlright??

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For clarification: either your personal opinion or a rating out of 10 (10 being very positive) would suffice.

Thank you.

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment to Mann Co?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

oh! um, hmm, lemme think.....

wait— what scale are we working on—?

d'you want that in a star system? out of 10? in which case, is 10 supposed to be really good? strongly agree to strongly disagree—? i'm not exactly sure what you want here, i don't know—

or, actually, maybe you want it in miles per hour. or eagles per hamburger, or something. in THAT case, i wouldn't be able to help you, i fear.

(i am european at heart. sorry. i wish i understood freedom units, i really do. alas! it mustn't be!)

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Thank you for all of your co-operation. Your responses are very helpful.

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-they all give different answers, not really giving a damn-

✨️: 10/10 of course! Always bein' the best! -he says confidently-

❄️: 10/10 AND READY TO SERVE!!! -He says a little too enthusiastic-

🍄: -They mumble something you cant hear well-

🔩: In general? 7/10, including my teammates of course. I would rate myself a 10/10, I believe Im a good leader...

💢: 9/10. -he walks away-

🌙: ...6/10...? Maybe less... I dont know...

💜: 10/10! As always... -He's the only one who can truly say that besides engie-

🏹: ... 5/10

🫥: 0.

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Update 2: Most Attractive Mercenary in Team Fortress

Votes have been sorted highest to lowest for your convenience.

The top 5 most attractive mercenaries currently are:

Medic (201 votes)

Sniper (189 votes)

Engineer (150 votes)

Demoman (112 votes)

Scout (94 votes)

1218 votes have been collected thus far in total, 302 from direct survey, 308 from the form, and 608 from the poll and notes on said poll.

This is the 2nd update about the current ongoing survey, published February 15th. You can find the find the first publication of results here.

Should you wish to submit your own vote, you may do so here.

The Bureau thanks you for your ongoing support and participation.

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Good evening.

This is an update regarding the current poll discussing the most attractive mercenary of Team Fortress.

Once the Tumblr Poll closes tomorrow evening, the numbers will be counted and new data will be released on who the public believes to be most attractive.

You may vote in the Tumblr Poll Here

You may vote in an online form Here

And the previously released data can be viewed Here

The public will continue to be updated as more votes are counted in this currently ongoing study.

Thank you for your co-operation.

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Thank you for your co-operation.

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment to Mann Co? Thank you for your co-operation.

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Everythin' 's beautiful 'n nothing hurts.

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Good evening.

Once the form reaches 250 votes, the bureau will release another update to the statistics.

If you have not voted and wish to, you may do so here.