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Teufort? That little town that Team Fortress is based in?

Erh, well, I get all the funding I need for my projects here, so that's quite lovely, but being turned into a barn animal isn't exactly a highlight. I mean it's fine, but I miss going out sometimes...and eating meat without feeling ill from it.

On a scale from 1-10, I'd rate it...a 6.25, maybe. Knocked a few points off for being permanently altered. Well, hopefully not permanently, if everything works out, but, for the time being...

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Pretty good. The mann co. issued beer could be better, but I've got me own stash of scrumpy, hehe >P)

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“….lots of blood.”

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My current employment is a 4/10, not enjoying much enough for my team's sake of their idiocy.. Well, except pyro. They're' fine, (ⁿᵒᵗ ᵐᵉⁿᵗᶦᵒⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ⁿᵉʷ ᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ʰᵉʳᵉ) though we seem to be extremely busy with things on our hands in any way. Entshuldigung if I haven't been responding in a couple of days.

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We also don't rank the blogs we catalogue, so there is no "best blog" either.

You've done well but you can't win, and you also can't lose.

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9/10, da only reason it aint 10/10 is cuz of spy, dat guy sucks

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We collect data for TF Industries and it's subsidiaries. (Such as Mann Co.)

This current survey serves to gauge how mercenaries feel about their employment, as well as to catalogue as many mercenary (and adjacent) owned blogs on this site as possible.

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9/10, da only reason it aint 10/10 is cuz of spy, dat guy sucks

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9/10, da only reason it aint 10/10 is cuz of spy, dat guy sucks

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aS the PaRaSITe, quITe alRIGht! I enJOy haViNG a boDy. 7/10

As the host, it’s ok. I miss having my own control. Maybe in the future ask again, if we fuse or agree to a deal. 4/10

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"uhh .. How I would rate it??- I'd say probably an 8/10! Its better then working at my old job I'll say that much .."

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Goggled eyes peered from behind a cracked door.

"How-?" He's been hiding for longer than he can remember, and they still catch up?

"Guess three day no call, no show rules don't matter out here. Yeah, things are good. S'pose I better report back.

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I get the chance to watch over my son, so that is an advantage. Mais my coworkers are un peu fou. (Sp)

Your son? I wonder who- (M)

Irrelevant. We should continue this conversation. (Sp)

Wonderful!!! Lots of fire, and friends :) (Py)

GREAT! Da best! You know I killed a heavy yesterday, and I danced over his body, No other job lets you do that- (Sc)

Nice job. Good pay and you get interesting coworkers. And you get lifelong friends, quite literally.(E)

GOOD! YOU GET TO FIGHT FOR AMERICA!!! (So)

Wunderbar, you get some good test subjects— | mean friends! :) (M)

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Pyro rates it a 10/10, I'm sure. I would say that it's not the best, I love my job, but can't stand the team. Whatever, I honestly just hope participation in this might actually do something.

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Oh I think it's going quite well!

I I've been quite happy even with the others running around causing all sorts of problems and chaos scout yet they are more than fine to work with! It would be boring without them.

So I'll say I'm doing great lad!

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Ahhh, finally! Someone cares about my well-being~! bless your heart, Tesoro, you might be the first person in this miserable battlefield to ask! Now, let me tell you… OOoohhohoh, let me tell you!

how do I rate my employment... where do I even start- Imagine this...I wake up in luxury. The bedsheets? Imported. The espresso? Flawless. The drive to work is peaceful especially since I'm not entirely required to sleep within the base! The very air in my office? Perfumed with success!

I run the most profitable branch of this organization!! magazines, telenovelas, sponsorships- all me! Who else is getting this rabble to pay attention to our glorious GRN empire?...eh apart from the R in GRN which stands for radio- but who cares? now what about me~?

Sure Lime, Scott and Ray run the audio stuff; the weather segments and decent music but me? Oh darling I run the visuals. I give the audience eye candy to look at and practically TASTE how good and high quality it is...

And yet! Yet! Do I get the respect I deserve? No, no...per l'amor di Dio, I am surrounded by heathens. Engineers tracking mud into my office! Mercenaries who can’t tell a tailored suit from a crime against fashion! and don't get me started on the actual fighting. At first it was quite 'fun'. It gets my blood pumping like the good old days, but when you have a certain SOMEONE competing agaisnt you and is on the same level if not higher then you...it becomes more tedious then enjoyable...

But oh, don't get me wrong! I love my job. Adore it! Nothing brings me greater joy than babysitting a pack of lunatics who think 'stealth' means blowing up a building louder than usual. but as a spy you tend to get used to the disrespect and playfully put those who doubt you in their place!!

So, to answer your question? On a scale of 1 to 10, I give it a strong...EHHHHHH 7/10? Pay is good but the lunatics I work with, the pain I have to endure over and over again in the battle field? the disrespect I get from my colleagues and workers...I wouldn't have it any other way!

Grazie for your concern. Now kindly lose my contact information before I see fans swarming my front door step. don't get me wrong I love the attention but some must understand that I have more important work to do no~?