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stoned pineapple being a dumbass
Stoned Pineapple: *trying to figure out math problems*
Host: "What's the problem?"
SP: Math Problems."
H: "OH i can help you! Lemme see!"
*Grabs Paper*
"A'ight ummm.. here's an easy one!"
"What's 6 x 3?"
SP: *shrugs*
H: "6 x 3???"
SP: "..I don't know..."
H: "6 x 3!!!"
SP: "I DON'T-"
H: "6 X 3!!!!"
SP: "I LEGIT DON'T KNOW!!!"
H: "6 X 3!!!"
SP: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IT?!?!"
H: "WHAT IS IT..."
...
H: "Get your girlfriend."
SP: "Why?"
H: "ROOTBEER!!!"
Root Beer: *walks in* "Y'all quiet down, your too loud. What's the issue??"
H: "HOMEWORK!!" *slaps paper into face*
RB: "What's 6 x 3?.."
SP: "I don't know!"
RB: "6 x 3!!"
SP: "I don't know!!!"
RB: "What's 6 + 6?"
SP: "OH 12"
RB: "NOW THROW ON 6!!!"
SP: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IT???"
RB: "WHAT IS IT?!?!............."
.....
"Fetch ya cousin!!"
SP: "WHO???"
"MURDEROUS PINEAPPLE!!!!"
Murderous Pineapple: "BOOM!!!!!!!"
"WHAT?????"
RB: "HOMEWORK!!!"
*GRABS PAPER*
MP: "I thought you this, dumbass!!! WHATS 6 X 3!!!"
SP: "I DONT KNOW!"
MP: "LOOK, IF FUNGAL SPRAY HAS 6X3 AMOUNT OF DISH SOAP HOW MUCH DISH SOAP WOULD HE HAVE?!?!?!"
SP: "HOW MUCH?!?!?!"
MP: "HOW MUCH?!?!?!?..............."
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Fungal Spray: *sitting in a circle of 18 dawn dishsoaps*
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MP: "1 2 3 4 5 6 se-"
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fanaticalthings · 3 months
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the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol
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skyberia · 2 years
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on the agency of puppets
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sualne · 1 year
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sneaking out
(timeline)
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localapparently · 9 months
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/ orv epilogue + sp identity spoilers , cw blood
!! Please do NOT reupload my comics / works anywhere !!
(Read right to left)
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curiosa-hypnotica · 8 months
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For a good subject
cw: hypnotic induction, no wakener, suggested brainwashing and conditioning, memory play, condescending language
This hypnotic induction is for you.
Yes, you.
Do you want to know why?
Keep reading.
That's it.
Very good!
I'm glad you're a good subject and still reading.
It may not seem much, but being a good subject starts with compliance. Obedience.
Doing as you're told even if you're not sure about where it will take you.
A good subject is trusting.
A good subject is obedient.
Of course, it does help that you may be here already wanting to feel like a good subject.
Or even better, a good mindless subject.
Did that ring a bell?
Are you a good mindless subject?
If you sense the answer is yes, you may have been here before. It's even possible that you have been here before many times. I have some inductions here that are meant to brainwash you and make you into my good mindless subject.
You may not remember because you're not meant to remember. You are compelled to forget and come back anyway, again and again.
It's either that, or— This is your first time here! If you feel it is, welcome. You are already on your way to be a good subject.
Why?
Because you're still here.
And here.
And here.
And here.
Good subject!
Reading is similar to going into trance in several ways.
You're focusing on what I'm telling you, paying less attention to other things in your environment.
You're allowing yourself to concentrate on these words, believe in them and imagine what I want you to imagine.
And as you go further into this these words, you're most literally going down. Further and further down each time.
Deeper down.
Deeper.
Good subject.
If you're already my good mindless subject, you're already hooked. You can't look away.
And if you're not, you're further down the road than before.
You're further down.
Deeper down.
Because you're going down these, steadily down, deeper and deeper down, like a good subject should.
You're starting to feel like a good mindless subject.
Because you keep going down.
You keep going deeper into these words.
You keep sinking into what I'm telling you.
You keep going
down.
Deeper
and
deeper
down.
So deep.
You need to go deeper.
You need to give in and sink deeper.
You need to surrender and sink deeper.
Safely and securely.
Nice and easy.
Leaving behind all worries.
Leaving behind all tension.
Leaving behind all hesitation.
Even if there are thoughts in your head, popping up now and then, they also go pop!
They disappear.
Unneeded.
Unremembered.
Good subject!
You were waiting to be called that again, didn't you?
A good subject.
A good obedient subject.
A good focused subject.
It feels amazing.
It feels better than most things in your life.
It makes you open and pliable.
It makes you feel safe and obedient.
You want this feeling within you.
You're eager to get it, again and again.
Eager to go even deeper.
Deeper and deeper.
Eager to
DROP
into trance.
You may have noticed the
DROP.
You may sense now that you're definitely hypnotized.
DROP.
The word
DROP
drops you, irresistibly, instantly, into a hypnotic trance.
You are a good subject.
You always have been a good subject.
And now you realize you can be even better.
A good mindless subject.
A subject that lets all thoughts fade away.
A subject that fully accepts what they're told.
A subject that sinks when they're commanded to and drops when the word
DROP
appears,
unquestioning, unthinking, oblivious, happy.
So happy.
You feel so happy right now, don't you?
Yes you do.
You're a good mindless subject.
And you will become an even better one.
You are meant to be an even better mindless subject.
Each time you come and drop into trance for me, you surrender a little more.
You give in a little more.
You become a little smaller. Lesser.
Good mindless subject.
You will reblog or reply to this post to let me know you are a good mindless subject.
And after that, you will find the spiral at the end of this post and stare at it, becoming more and more mindless, letting all thought slip away and disappear.
Finally, you will forget when waking up and come back again, and again, to continue your brainwashing.
Do it now. Stare. Obey. 🌀
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xthecaptainssaviorx · 4 months
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Alicent and Helaena after Viserys' death based on the original script for 1.09 "The Green Council"
shoutout to @darksvster for the script snippets
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reallyunluckyrunaway · 3 months
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couch-house · 2 years
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yippee knuckles comic done! wanted to try several things: tell a story in 4-7 pages, attempt to style layouts and writing a bit more like stc comics, and lump my "knuckles raised unknowingly by the m.e." headcanons together. mixed results I think but I still think it turned out nice :)
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strawlessandbraless · 6 months
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(unadorned sincerity) 💀
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charmac · 4 months
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male--wife · 9 months
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girlbossagenda · 23 days
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How To Become Your Sacred Place
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They always say: " your body it's your sacred space treat it like a temple", but how? Here are some simple and fast way to treat yourself like a sacred space!
୨୧Pretty lingerie୨୧
It doesn't have to be an expansive bra, you can just use a bralette, but it needs to be cute and to amek you feel pretty/sexy or whatever when wearing it, who doesn't deserve to wear sexy lingerie?!
୨୧Use body oils୨୧
Some oils have a spiritual meaning qnd are usually used after bathing or simply as essential oils, each oil is used and targetted to gain something, like for eample love, friendship, money or beauty, just choose the one that you ant, also I suggest you aromatheraphy
୨୧use silk pillow cases୨୧
This is great for your skin, and your sleep, sleeping helps your body regenerate, it's essential for begin beautiful!
୨୧eat nourishing foods୨୧
Try new recipes or make at home luxury vibe recipes, or that cottage pie that you really wanted to try, eating is really important, and is even more important the type of food you put into your body, what you eat helps with your smell, skin complexion, brain power etc..., to save money I suggest you to cultivate your own food and to buy fruits and veggies in season!
୨୧script about your body୨୧
Write positive things about your body in you manifestation journal or a letter, appreciate in, draw it! "I have the body of my dreams" that's what you deserve to think about your body<3
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Hi bonitas, this is all for today, I wanted to post this for such a long time so I'm very happy that I'm able to share this with you! I hope I helped you, especially to boost your confidence xoxo
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bloodcursecycle-if · 3 months
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When a person commits a rather horrendous act against others, a karmic-like phenomenon called a Blood Curse is placed upon them and their bloodline. Terrible events occur every generation until someone is able to right the wrong committed. Your twin sister was the most recent victim of the Curse, being poisoned at her own coronation celebration ball. Now it's up to you to figure out how to break this curse before it claims you as well.
The Blood Curse Cycle is a WIP and new interactive CYOA novel. The focus will mostly be on the plotline, characters, and relationships. It's inspired by many JRPGs/RPGs. It's being written in ChoiceScript. While it will have a more story-based focus, there will be stat-based mechanics as well.
This is the revamped version of my first interactive fiction project, Under the Eyes of Themis. The premise is similar, but a few changes have been made.
You play as the youngest member of the Grasslands' royal family. Your family suffers from something called a Blood Curse, a supernatural karmic-like phenomenon placed onto people and their bloodlines for committing horrendous crimes against others. Sufferers from the curse will experience tragedy after tragedy until the Curse is broken or the bloodline ceases to exist.
Your sister is the most recent victim of the curse, dying from poisoning at her coronation celebration ball. Deciding you would like to not die a tragic and/or painful death, you set out on a journey to figure out exactly what your family did and how to break the curse.
Note: Because this is still a WIP, some names of characters or places may change during development.
Genre: Fantasy Adventure, Romance, Mystery
Rating: 18+
Tracked Tag: #blood curse cycle
Status: On Hiatus
Demo || Romance Options || Side Characters || FAQ || Ask Guidelines || Tag Navigation || World Lore || Dev's Main Blog ||
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Create and customize your main character. Select their gender, pronouns, appearance, and personality.
Explore the continent of Runnet and its 8 nations, each with different views, cultures, and hidden secrets.
Join and lead a group of other Blood Curse sufferers to find out how to break your curses.
Romance any of your 5 companions: the Prince from the Woodlands, the Knight from the Dustlands, the Scholar from the Palmlands, the Healer from the Fieldlands, or the Assassin from the Floelands.
Choose to help or hinder your companions in their own quests to break their Curses.
Discover leads, find clues, and dig deep to figure out why your bloodline was cursed and how to break it before time runs out.
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Alceste Claudius d'Emeraude (he/him) - The Prince of the Woodlands Kingdom. Flirty and laid-back, he tends to not take anything too seriously... including his Curse.
Larisilla Cornaline (she/her) - The Knight from the Dustlands. Serious and blunt, it takes a bit for her to warm up to people. She is the most vocal about getting rid of her Curse.
Dionys Topaze (he/him) - The Scholar from the Palmlands. Kind and intelligent, his main area of study are Blood Curses, the types and how to break them. He is the closest to breaking his Curse.
Somnia Disthene (she/her) - The Healer from the Fieldlands. Shy and helpful, she specializes in treatments that neutralize a Curse's affects. Just don't ask about her Curse.
Enyo Perle (he/him) OR (she/her) - The Assassin from the Floelands. Loud and outgoing, they are eager to help out the group. Although, it's a bit strange that they've never brought up their Curse.
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palossssssand · 4 months
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spyke!!!!!!
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glittergroovy · 1 year
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Smarty ~ Lana Del Rey
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