#object shenanigans

[thatonesalmonlingnamedspike]

stoned pineapple being a dumbass

Stoned Pineapple: *trying to figure out math problems*

Host: "What's the problem?"

SP: Math Problems."

H: "OH i can help you! Lemme see!"

*Grabs Paper*

"A'ight ummm.. here's an easy one!"

"What's 6 x 3?"

SP: *shrugs*

H: "6 x 3???"

SP: "..I don't know..."

H: "6 x 3!!!"

SP: "I DON'T-"

H: "6 X 3!!!!"

SP: "I LEGIT DON'T KNOW!!!"

H: "6 X 3!!!"

SP: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IT?!?!"

H: "WHAT IS IT..."

...

H: "Get your girlfriend."

SP: "Why?"

H: "ROOTBEER!!!"

Root Beer: *walks in* "Y'all quiet down, your too loud. What's the issue??"

H: "HOMEWORK!!" *slaps paper into face*

RB: "What's 6 x 3?.."

SP: "I don't know!"

RB: "6 x 3!!"

SP: "I don't know!!!"

RB: "What's 6 + 6?"

SP: "OH 12"

RB: "NOW THROW ON 6!!!"

SP: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IT???"

RB: "WHAT IS IT?!?!............."

.....

"Fetch ya cousin!!"

SP: "WHO???"

"MURDEROUS PINEAPPLE!!!!"

Murderous Pineapple: "BOOM!!!!!!!"

"WHAT?????"

RB: "HOMEWORK!!!"

*GRABS PAPER*

MP: "I thought you this, dumbass!!! WHATS 6 X 3!!!"

SP: "I DONT KNOW!"

MP: "LOOK, IF FUNGAL SPRAY HAS 6X3 AMOUNT OF DISH SOAP HOW MUCH DISH SOAP WOULD HE HAVE?!?!?!"

SP: "HOW MUCH?!?!?!"

MP: "HOW MUCH?!?!?!?..............."

...

Fungal Spray: *sitting in a circle of 18 dawn dishsoaps*

...

MP: "1 2 3 4 5 6 se-"

[goldensunset]

when people refer to canon story-relevant kingdom hearts games as ‘spinoffs’ it makes me sad not only for the obvious reasons i always say but also bc like man i WISH this series had spinoffs. imagine what they could do if they had permission from nomura to truly go off the rails and ignore the greater canon for a second and just do some fun whimsical plotless thing in an alternate universe. imagine a fishing/boating game on destiny islands. kh fighting game. it is an injustice that we have been deprived of kingdom karts. can anyone hear me

[cringefail-clown]

striders relationship in turnabout in a nutshell

[laughhardrunfastbekindsblog]

Rex: I know you work with Cody sometimes, but who do you guys report to?

Hunter: Hmm... good question. Can't say I've got an answer.

My headcanons about the reporting:

Tech writes up a full mission report after every single mission the squad completes during the Clone Wars, even though the higher ups stopped asking the squad for detailed written debriefings almost two years ago, after their first few ops.

(Echo started helping to write up the reports when he first joined the squad, only to be absolutely flabbergasted and lowkey horrified that the generals/commanders never ask for the reports, they just want to know whether a mission CF99 was assigned to ended as a success or failure.)

The reason why no one ever asks for the reports is because, after Commander Cody first called in Clone Force 99 for a tricky operation involving rescuing a dozen key hostages from an overwhelming amount of Separatist forces, Obi Wan was the one who reviewed the exceptionally professional and detailed report describing the squad of 4 clones rescuing the hostages by rappelling smack dab into the middle of the enemy forces and wiping out two entire battalions of droids (including the tactical droids) within 30 seconds with a crazy plan involving one bomb (the bomb wasn't even used on the droids themselves, it was used as a distraction), a knife, a rifle, two small mirrors, the Star Wars equivalent of duct tape, and "CT-9903's impulsive nature."

"Cody, are you sure this mission report is... accurate?" Obi Wan asks in concern.

"Yes, General. Three of the hostages corroborated the story even before the report itself came in. And CT-9902 - the one they call Tech, who writes the reports - apparently records everything, too, so I can verify..."

"No need. I ask only because I thought orders were for this to be a stealth operation."

"Right, well, the sergeant said his squad decided the most effective way to fulfill the "stealth" stipulation would be to not leave any droids operational, so the Separatists will never know exactly what happened."

Thus Obi Wan, realizing the sheer madness that would likely ensue should Anakin ever get his hands on one of these full reports - Anakin doesn't need ANY more chaotic ideas or incentive to go rogue - decides to simply record the mission outcome as "all objectives successfully met." The other generals (and, by extension, their commanders) soon pick up on Obi Wan's strategy and adopt it themselves, though for slightly different reasons (because imagine reporting that a squad using a plan called "rockslide" succeeded where a company + Jedi could not).

And so whenever Clone Force 99 is given an assignment, they are only asked in the debriefing whether said mission has been a success or failure.

(And then Cody calls in the Bad Batch for a mission that ends up involving Anakin, and Obi Wan is just sigh "I suppose this was inevitable. Yes of course this mission ended with Trench's entire fleet blowing up. No, Anakin, I will NOT recommend that Clone Force 99 be assigned strictly to the 501st. We're trying to keep the galaxy intact.")

[anthrophobixx]

drew my and my friends' dialtown ocs :]

Malachite by @ol1verdrawsyt ; Larry by @brgburger ; Bonnie by @/Boiled_bagel (twt) and Darryl by yours truly :D

[cheesyfan]

yaouri

omggg zaps blushingggggg

@ii-evil-confessions , @ii-nothing-confessions

[bacchuschucklefuck]

[nuclearplutonium]

Долгожданный кроссовер

[crumpet-doodles]

Hrbrgrbrtrtbbr doodle dump (mostly algebraliens from my math workbook-)

Can you tell I have a favorite-

[atlaslovesedm]

i need everyone to see this

[phantom-0-writer]

The Justice League had finally given the go ahead to officially form the Young Justice. Not that any of them were going to stop regardless of having permission. Since the Justice League had opened up their slots for more than the original six earlier that year, Batman thought it would be a good opportunity to use the Young Justice to help reach out and recruit some other heroes without drawing too much attention by going themselves. With protégés of most of the originals in the roster it was a solid plan.

They had been told about their newest "assignment" (if you could even call it that) earlier that day and they would be leaving in the morning. They were supposed to go meet a duo in Illinois (it was their base of operation even though they'd worked in other place). Phantom has been in the vigilante/hero scene for almost 10 years now, and Red Huntress started a few months after him.

Their names were well known, Dick had known of them even before he became Robin. But despite their national (maybe even International fame) little was actually known about the duo and the rumored Team Phantom that alluded to there being more than just the two. Dick had been a big fan of Phantom, and modeled a lot of his moves off of the super-powered hero.

Batman told them that they had already reached out the Phantom (Red Huntress had deferred them to him, and refused to speak with them afterwords) and he agreed to meet the YJ team and mentor them for a designated amount of time. There had been rumors in certain forums that the JLA had reached out to Phantom to be one of the original members of the league but he had turned them down. When Kid Flash had brought it up during the meeting, Batman refused to confirm or deny (which was proof enough).

The plan was for the YJ would stay in Amity Park for 15 days and learn from them, they would check in after that to see weather their stay should be extended. Specifically citing that their legendary teamwork would be incredibly beneficial to learn from to strengthen them as a team. The other plan, and equally as important, was to warm them up to joining the JLA ranks since a direct invitation hadn't been received favorably.

All that was thrown in the window when, three days in, the YJ, Phantom and Red Huntress get portaled to an unknown destination, with strange and unknown life(?) forms, with no supplies, no working communicators, and worst of all, no way back.

[ratatatastic]

quite honestly we should have a canadian whos sole job it is to make a finn giggle do pressers together more often just for the chaos

if i had a nickle for everytime this happened id have two nickles which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice.

2024 nhl global series finland game 1 postgame interview | 11.1.24 (x)

[suggru]

i made another brandon farris audio animatic i hope these are positive contributions to society

actually i dont care i will continue making them for as long as they remain funny to me video link/og under the cut

[ishkabibblethings]

[mintflavoredart]

travel pillow

[just-antithings]

elon musk got deposed by MARK BANKSTON?!?!?