#terrible mother

[wfhandwatchingtv]

Somebody get Alicent a pillow. Lord knows every time one of her sons leaves on dragonback, they always return with bad news about there being one less person on Team Black.

[movieassholes]

Then, the one time your sunovabitch father didn't put it in my ass, I had to go and get pregnant. Shit happens.

Sunny Soke - Bad Santa 2 (2016)

[alannybunnue]

I'm back, and I brought all the milk 🥛🥛🥛and I want custody.

I'll be serving you a court notice.

*Daughters and grandbabies drinking milk in the background* Sure, but before that, i need to give you their therapy sessions schedules, also i need to give this 120 pages of mannual so you will know how to deal with their husbands, and the rivals of their husbands too, so you can take them to Therapy, each bargain takes 8 hours to complete, and each of them have to go, so that is 20 days of the month, in which each session takes around 5 hours of your day.

You also have to remember to pick up the Grandbabies from school and daycare, which is another argument with the husbands, by the way, they don't know you well, and due to that they will be watching you 24/7 of your life, so try to get on their good side (Especially Maegor, Daemon, Aemond, Baelor B, Brynden etc) and constant threats are also on the table, so be polite or you might lose a limb or two

And for last, make sure about the girls and her kids physical health, they need to be eating well, but some of our grandbabies have allergies and others are picky eaters. Make sure they are having enough sunlight (The husbands lock them up sometimes, i'll leave some spare keys to free them) In any occasion, don't leave Mama Bear and Lady Greyjoy alone in one room, they will have arguments that will not end well and this will terrify the others.

Lady Beesbury and the Septa like to have parental comfort when their husbands aren't around, so make sure to give them enough

Don't try to argument with Queen!Reader, you might be her parent, but she will torn you apart.

Allow Lady Stepmom!Stark to help you, if you feel overloaded, she will gladly help...but remember she is an older woman, ok? So take it easy.

Do not walk alone in the Household at night, or you will hear weird noises from the girls' rooms...and you will not want to deal with what is going on

[asadgirlwithaprettymind]

my favorite thing about my mom is the fact that she doesn’t like who I’ve become yet she’s the person who raised me :-) make it make sense.

[radioactivecowgirl]

soon… they will be dealt with

[sunnythedawg]

Happy late mother’s day to the guy that brothered so hard he mothered

[originalitysquared]

Motherly advice that has never left me:

"If men were the ones that were supposed to get pregnant. They wouldn't."

[toneelspeelster]

painted tongue by taylor byas

[wlwarhammer]

If I was mrs bennet I’d also loose my fucking shit because why am I the only one worried about destitution AND you’re all treating me like I’m crazy and hysterical for it

[polarsirens]

first shot

[spirk-trek]

imagine amanda watching how mothers on vulcan share a telepathic bond with their children and not being able to do this for spock

imagine how it would break her heart, how she might worry they'll never connect when she sees a mother touching her daughter's face or holding her son's hand with purpose, without words

imagine spock melding with her as soon as he's able, showing her he loves her because he can't say it, he'll never be able to say it

imagine her being so proud of her little boy for researching and teaching himself to meld with a non-telepath just for her, all for her

holding him after when he's so exhausted he goes boneless in her arms and she strokes his hair and thanks him

and he mumbles something about it being illogical to thank him before falling asleep and she holds his little hand and feels the tiniest sparks of love still there, so small she might've imagined them before he's snoring softly

[katydoodles]

More ✨fashion✨

Dead ass they will buy a boat next.

[starphobe]

why does she look so demure here .... filled with all the patience and grace of our lord... perhaps .......

[alannybunnue]

I'm not too proud to admit when I'm beat. I'd rather just keep giving you the concepts and suggestions. You're a stronger woman than me.

Thank you

I do my best 😉

[telestorm]

we knew ambessa was a terrible mother, we knew she was abusive, but she felt especially cruel to mel in a way that was so devastating. mel is pleading with her at every turn to not go to war—she’ll even leave the city she built and go home if it means war won’t unfold! she was willing to be the weapon her mother desperately sought! but ambessa absolutely refuses to meet her. she slaps her, she calls kino the sweetness in heart but the "kindest" thing she ever says to mel is "you are the wolf" (which she didn’t want to be), and, sure she wasn’t going to kill mel but she definitely had no problem fighting her. mel begs for peace and all her mother does is laugh in her face.

now ambessa is gone and yet she still causes mel harm. mel has no choice but to return to a home she resents. the life she built has been completely upended. she has new powers that she knows very little about, and there’s a mystery surrounding her birth that she has yet to uncover. the one time she actually needs her mother’s guidance, she cannot have it. when does the cruelty end?!