#bad moms

[jubshead]

Does Kathryn Hahn ever play a straight woman?

[sattelite-of-love]

KATHRYN HAHN in A BAD MOMS CHRISTMAS (2017)

[lilyflowerhere]

I love it when Kathryn Hahn

[fruityhahn]

hi friends! it's time for a new version of my archive post.

The Hahnaissance Archive is a comprehensive document where you can locate all of kathryn hahn’s projects as well as rare bonus content/interviews. it was created by a friend of mine and it's now entirely run by me.

unlinked are streaming services that each project exists on (please watch on those if you can!) and linked are free places to watch (or use for edits/gifsets). all links are as safe as possible and I have noted which projects are rare for ease of locating.

this resource is now fully serving as an archive, since censorship will be on the rise and queer and sexual content will be the first to go. I urge you to use and share these links responsibly.

please dm me (on any platform even anon me on here) if you have links to share, if anything breaks, or if there's anything you want me to find.

happy watching!

edit december 15th 2024:

the archive is complete as of now! I will be adding new projects as they come out but please bear with me as i'm just one person!

although it is complete (as I have at least something for everything) I am still actively looking for:

- traffic light episode 7

- transparent seasons 2 and 3 (in 1080p/HD)

- len and company

- bad moms on the price is right

- wanderlust behind the scenes

- dark around the stars (technically lost media)

[marril96]

Bad Moms | deleted scene / WandaVision 1.07 | Breaking the Fourth Wall

[sceptiseptic]

"Who of your past characters do you think would be a good friend for Eve Fletcher?"

From BUILD series on yt

[flipjack]

"Poots"

[kathrynmhahn]

KATHRYN HAHN as CARLA A Bad Moms Christmas (2017)

[sattelite-of-love]

KATHRYN HAHN in BAD MOMS (2016)

[holyblanchett]

Bad Mom's era you will always be famous

[ladymadness]

Oh she's for the girlies too isn't she

[holddeathshandinmine]

Happy happiest bad moms season y'all

[fruityhahn]

hey! just wanted to post a little Hahnaissance Archive end of year update since it's been quite a crazy few months getting the links back for this archive of kathryn content.

i just added sources for all the kathryn episodes of kroll show and girls plus i updated the interview section so go check those out!

i'm hoping to have links to 95% of kathryn projects by the end of the year (might be a bit later but i have sources for almost everything i'm missing so links are coming i promise!) (edit: everything is there now! please see my pinned post for things i'm looking for)

please let me know if there are any projects you want sooner or if there's an interview i don't have that you're looking for (i know we all want bad moms on the price is right... i've got a lot of people looking for it i SWEAR) and i'll do my best to get those up as quick as i can.

also please don't hesitate to reach out if you have any links you think should be added! i'm happy to give you credit, keep you anonymous, let you host the links, or host them myself, whatever works best for you; i'm just happy to provide this content archive!

anyway, happy december and happy kathryn project watching!!

[milfcookies]

[dementer-blue]

Gorgeous

words: 500ish

warnings: reader is mostly described as gender neutral but is called a mom at some point, fluff, smut allusion in the end, carla might be a little ooc cause im obsessed with agatha

notes: I watched the agatha all along finale and felt like I needed to write something to get rid of the kathryn yearning without writing for agatha and getting depressive so i wrote something shitty for carla because i can

Carla Dunkler was gorgeous, and she knew that. I did too.

I found that woman so unmistakably beautiful. And she knew I did.

My daughter was 12, I would bring her to school every morning and I always saw that gorgeous woman, all by herself, dropping her son, staying there and hitting on numerous men. I sometimes wished she would hit on me too, secretly, of course. I wouldn’t actually tell anyone that, some moms despised the brunette for some reason.

Until one day, she did hit on me:

- Hey, hot stuff! – Carla shouted from across the street as I walked back to my car

-You’ talking to me? – I point at myself, looking around confused

- Of course I am, hun, come here!

I walked over to her in a fluid semblance, trying to not fuck it up.

-Hey… - I spoke softly, feeling too seen

-I always see you dropping your daughter… Y/N, right? – I nodded my head and she continued – I’m Carla.

-Yeah, I know. I’m Y/N… but you already knew that… - I hissed at myself internally and she chuckled shortly

-Yeah, I did… Well, we’re both hot single moms with no apparent potential lovers, I was wondering if you might wanna go out someday, but if you have a partner or sum’…

I smiled softly at her and crook my head a little to the side, suddenly felling confident

-Are you asking me out, Dunkler?

-Don’t make a big deal out off it or I’ll change my mind. – She almost but huffed

-Ok, ok, I won’t! – I giggle for a second – I would really like to go out with you

She nod her head and climbed on her car’s window, picking up a pen, grabbing my hand and writing on the back of it

-My number. Hit me up and we’ll talk about that.

-Yeah, sure… - I look at her like she was the most beautiful creature in the world, somehow

-See ya’ later, gorgeous – she winked at me, hopped inside her car and drove away while I waved back

After that, I texted her, we talked, a lot, until we finally went on that date. Carla was dropping me at my house.

-Thank you, Carla, I had a lot of fun… hope we can do that again soon…- I spoke with a look of endearment, almost staring at her

-You’re staring, hun… - she hummed against my face, smirking

When I looked away and was starting to come up with an excuse, she grabs my chin and presses her lips on mine. Oh, such a sweet kiss, I felt like I could have her lips forever and never get bored. Until the hands started appearing, groping, grabbing and grinding against each other, making out for minutes. I separate from her breathless

-Do you wanna go inside?

- I sure do, hun…

Carla really was gorgeous.

~~~~~~~~~

notes 2: i do think I write too bookly poetry shit to tumblr fanfiction but i will get better i swear😶‍🌫️

[fakeagatha]

The more you look, the worse it gets.

Hahn's Christmas cookies.