#bad moms

[jubshead]

Does Kathryn Hahn ever play a straight woman?

[lilyflowerhere]

I love it when Kathryn Hahn

[sattelite-of-love]

KATHRYN HAHN in BAD MOMS (2016)

[sceptiseptic]

"Who of your past characters do you think would be a good friend for Eve Fletcher?"

From BUILD series on yt

[marril96]

Bad Moms | deleted scene / WandaVision 1.07 | Breaking the Fourth Wall

[fruityhahn]

hi friends! it's time for a new version of my syllabus post.

The Hahnaissance Syllabus, is a comprehensive document where you can locate all of kathryn’s projects as well as rare bonus content/interviews. it was created by a friend of mine and it's now entirely run by me.

unlinked are streaming services that each project exists on (please watch on those if you can!) and linked are free places to watch (or use for edits). all links are as safe as possible and I have noted which projects are rare for ease of locating.

this resource is now serving as a sort of archive, since censorship will be on the rise and queer and sexual content will be the first to go. so, I urge you to use and share these links responsibly.

please dm me (on any platform, even anon me on here) if you have links to share, if anything breaks, or if there's any projects you want me to find.

anyway, happy watching!

[spirit-meets-the-b0ne]

Thinking back to this interview from 2017 of Kathryn Hahn rubbing Kristen Bell’s back and singing “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” and then ever so gently smooching Kristen under the mistletoe

Kristen you’re a stronger woman than me what the hell

[ladymadness]

Oh she's for the girlies too isn't she

[dementer-blue]

Gorgeous

words: 500ish

warnings: reader is mostly described as gender neutral but is called a mom at some point, fluff, smut allusion in the end, carla might be a little ooc cause im obsessed with agatha

notes: I watched the agatha all along finale and felt like I needed to write something to get rid of the kathryn yearning without writing for agatha and getting depressive so i wrote something shitty for carla because i can

Carla Dunkler was gorgeous, and she knew that. I did too.

I found that woman so unmistakably beautiful. And she knew I did.

My daughter was 12, I would bring her to school every morning and I always saw that gorgeous woman, all by herself, dropping her son, staying there and hitting on numerous men. I sometimes wished she would hit on me too, secretly, of course. I wouldn’t actually tell anyone that, some moms despised the brunette for some reason.

Until one day, she did hit on me:

- Hey, hot stuff! – Carla shouted from across the street as I walked back to my car

-You’ talking to me? – I point at myself, looking around confused

- Of course I am, hun, come here!

I walked over to her in a fluid semblance, trying to not fuck it up.

-Hey… - I spoke softly, feeling too seen

-I always see you dropping your daughter… Y/N, right? – I nodded my head and she continued – I’m Carla.

-Yeah, I know. I’m Y/N… but you already knew that… - I hissed at myself internally and she chuckled shortly

-Yeah, I did… Well, we’re both hot single moms with no apparent potential lovers, I was wondering if you might wanna go out someday, but if you have a partner or sum’…

I smiled softly at her and crook my head a little to the side, suddenly felling confident

-Are you asking me out, Dunkler?

-Don’t make a big deal out off it or I’ll change my mind. – She almost but huffed

-Ok, ok, I won’t! – I giggle for a second – I would really like to go out with you

She nod her head and climbed on her car’s window, picking up a pen, grabbing my hand and writing on the back of it

-My number. Hit me up and we’ll talk about that.

-Yeah, sure… - I look at her like she was the most beautiful creature in the world, somehow

-See ya’ later, gorgeous – she winked at me, hopped inside her car and drove away while I waved back

After that, I texted her, we talked, a lot, until we finally went on that date. Carla was dropping me at my house.

-Thank you, Carla, I had a lot of fun… hope we can do that again soon…- I spoke with a look of endearment, almost staring at her

-You’re staring, hun… - she hummed against my face, smirking

When I looked away and was starting to come up with an excuse, she grabs my chin and presses her lips on mine. Oh, such a sweet kiss, I felt like I could have her lips forever and never get bored. Until the hands started appearing, groping, grabbing and grinding against each other, making out for minutes. I separate from her breathless

-Do you wanna go inside?

- I sure do, hun…

Carla really was gorgeous.

~~~~~~~~~

notes 2: i do think I write too bookly poetry shit to tumblr fanfiction but i will get better i swear😶‍🌫️

[rosalie-starfall]

FINALLY updated my Kathryn Hahn Playlist. I've really neglected it for a while but I've been working on it for the lasts few days. I'll continue to add to it as Agatha continues and I'll try and clean it up later.

For now I've finally add the rest of Central Park (That you can hear her. I didn't add ensemble songs that you can't tell she's there) I've also added the Tiny Beautiful Things and Glass Onion soundtracks. I'm adding Agatha All Along as we continue down the Witches Road and I included a few Wandavision scores.

This playlist has grown to just over 11 hours lol. Enjoy friends sorry I haven't done anything with it in ages!

[slightly-unhinged-femme]

“I’m sorry we’re both stupid.”

-wifey to me about both of us forgetting the cat’s birthday

@my-castles-crumbling

[fruityhahn]

hi guys. some unfortunate news regarding The Hahnaissance Syllabus.

i just went through it and got rid of all the dead links but that means most of the projects are not available right now. there's a few films that i've either got clips for or are free on youtube but for the most part the films are gone. there's a few more tv shows available but most are still gone. we've still got most of the interviews and bonus content though!

i'm going to do some research this weekend to see if i can replace any of the links but if anyone has any good links please let me know!! we can rebuild this resource together 🙃

for now, you can still use the document to watch:

clips of: around the bend, step brothers, afternoon delight, len and company, and ab fab

full projects (from youtube or another web source): a lot like love, the goods: live hard, sell hard, she's funny that way, the family fang, hickory hideout, crossing jordan, four kings, nice girls don't get the corner office, children's hospital, chozen, and central park (S1)

google drive/mega: hung, free agents, transparent (and just the raquel scenes), happyish, i love dick, and mrs fletcher (one of the only places you can watch it)

[geebeann]

There's a SEVERE lack of Carla Dunkler smut and I can't even write any myself because I'm so far behind on uni assignments arghhh

[mothalaalee]

I love Kristen Bell and her lack of moral characters. Big fan

[lesdeuxxx]

Cross posting this here cause I think it’s funny asf but these two are absolutely the best pta friends in another world

[psychadollics]

Wife photo dump

We are married, she just doesn’t know it yet. On that thought can her husband fight..