#we’re the millers

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Does Kathryn Hahn ever play a straight woman?

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[eenadu-varthalu]

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[thatonesquintern13]

janine teagues was right. we’re the millers, not your first choice but always the best choice.

[jamfilleddrawlings]

My review on the movie We’re the Millers:

This film made me laugh a lot so you should totally check it out. I will gift this movie a good 8.2/10! Very funny movie with a little romance that I will never turn down :3. If you LOVE movies where a Drug smuggler has to pretend to be a family man to smuggle an ass load of w**d into the US from Mexico with a wholesome ending then TOTALLY watch this hilarious movie. Omg the family kissing scene made me lose my shit 😭😭 I was laughing my ass off. Also warning: this movie has a lot of violence, a dick scene, lots of drugs and a couple interesting sexual scenes 😼

[bruisedconscience]

also just today I decided to write David Clark from We’re the Millers aka David Miller,,

but jokes on y’all, it’s just the scrungly w**d dealer version, not the Witness Protection version

[multifandom-lesbian09]

Everybody needs to watch We’re the Millers and give Kenny all the love thanks

[scrutonator]

Going through a little bit of heartbreak, gonna binge watch Jason Sudeikis things to help

[average-monster]

I watched We’re the Millers the other day and I understand so many more memes here now. Why is this movie so memable?

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hey its me casey, im not dead in a ditch lol 🐳 #yolo

[starbrightscribbles]

This so fits his character tbh😭

Adam Warlock drops down dramatically in Knowhere, sticking a perfect superhero landing, pointing accusingly at the Guardians.

“You guys are getting paid?”

[allthe-starss]

husband (courtney) and wife (shayne)

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We’re the Millers AU

steddie, omegaverse, found family, falling in love

Eddie is a small-time drug dealer, never aspiring to more and his ten-year high school reunion is already decently in his rearview. Then Wayne gets sick. Cancer. And his insurance denies the experimental treatment he needs.

Eddie goes to his supplier, only to see Rick get shot in the head for stealing from the cartel. The enforcer there looks at Eddie and says, “You get one chance, but do good and you’ll be rich.”

All he has to do is take an RV down to Mexico, pick up a lot of drugs, and bring it back to Hawkins. Easy.

Right?

Eddie knows he’ll be suspicious alone, but if he has a family with him, an omega and a couple of kids… And he knows just the omega.

Steve never planned to be stuck in the same job for ten years, but Tommy kept wandering back into his life, promising to be better, only to blow Steve’s savings before dipping again. And an extra night dancing at the club was usually enough to make up his rent.

His life would be better if he didn’t have an idiot drug dealer for a neighbor. Better still if said idiot hadn’t just knocked on his door and asked, “Wanna make a hundred K?”

“Porn doesn’t pay that well, I’m not stupid Munson.”

“I’m not tying to get in your pants or look at your tits! And if I did want to look at your tits, I’d just pay the cover at Humid. No, I’m offering you a gig. One week’s work, 100 grand.”

“One week… Doing what?”

“I need you to be my wife. As a cover. For smuggling drugs.”

“NO! Get out of my apartment!”

Steve chases Eddie, tackles him, ready to knock some sense into him, only for Eddie to blurt, “I need the money for my uncle’s cancer treatment!”

That softens Steve enough to get him to agree. To round out their little family, Eddie recruits Dustin, the downstairs neighbor kid whose mom is away for a work conference, and Max, a teenage runaway who ran into him in her skateboard and tried to lift his wallet. They all clean up pretty nicely, and now they’re the Millers.

Hijinks ensue. And maybe they become more of a family along the way.

[sugarcoated-lame]

ok ok hear me out.. pre-outbreak tommy miller x sarah’s teacher!reader 👀

joel is stuck picking up some materials for a new job and he knows he’s not gonna make it to the school in time to pick up sarah, so he sends tommy in his place.

you’re used to seeing sarah’s very handsome father each day when you walk your class out of school, exchanging pleasantries with the charming, if not a bit reserved, joel miller. always there amongst the throng of parents, waiting to greet his little girl and ask her how her day went, lifting her heavy backpack onto his own shoulder before waving you goodbye and heading on their way home.

so you’re surprised when you don’t see him on this particular day, your heart falling at the disappointed look on little sarah’s face as she too searches for him.

only to be even more surprised a few moments later when the little girl gasps in excitement before taking off without warning, head of fluffy curls bouncing as she runs to meet another man whose definitely not her father, although there’s something of a resemblance there — all tall and dark flowing curls, and bright, beaming smile framed by a nice mustache — as he walks up the school’s walkway, and practically knocks him over as she wraps herself around him in a hug.

sarah all but drags the man over to you, a toothy grin on her face as she introduces you to her ‘uncle tommy’, who you find out is in fact joel’s younger brother, who’s just as handsome — maybe even more so — and twice as charming.

tommy wasn’t expecting sarah’s teacher to be so damn pretty — joel sure never mentioned it — and he doesn’t hesitate to lay on the charm. asking your name, calling you ‘doll’, telling you what a great teacher his niece always tells him you are, even sending a wink your way before him and sarah make their way across the street to his truck and — oh my god, was he flirting with you?

you spend the next few weeks thinking about him; try as you might not to, his pretty brown eyes and bright smile, those gorgeous freckles and his charming texan drawl, are caught in the back of your mind and just won’t seem to leave. but, things seem to have returned to the normal and you doubt you’ll ever see tommy again since it’s sarah’s father, joel, who’s been picking her up from school everyday in the weeks since.

little do you know, that tommy has spent just as much time thinking about you — sarah’s adorable, sweet, beautiful teacher — and after a few weeks of not being able to get you off his mind, he makes some silly excuse to join his brother in picking his niece up from school. something about surprising sarah, but he mostly just wants to catch a glimpse of you again.

something joel sees right through because sarah had told him through giggles all about you and uncle tommy, and the way you made googly eyes at each other when he picked you up from school a few weeks back, but joel doesn’t mention it.

so you’re surprised to find not one, but two, miller brothers waiting outside the school to pick up sarah today, and even more surprised when the younger miller sidles up and asks for your number, and tells you he’d like to take you out on a date.

idk i’m just in my tommy feels rn, idk if i’ll ever actually write something for this… can someone else pls write it for me haha 😭

[fuckyeahdindjarin]

Am I ashamed? No.

Am I sorry? Also no.

The tag is all @lola-lola-lola's fault lmao 😘