#we’re the millers

[jubshead]

Does Kathryn Hahn ever play a straight woman?

[xstarlord]

Jason Sudeikis on Good Morning America in 2013

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

[eenadu-varthalu]

Happy Letterboxd Sunday! (Sree’s recent watchlist edition):

[filmrating]

This poll was requested by the submitter. Requests are open. Send the film or tv show, you want people to rate, to our inbox and we’ll make a poll for you.

[thatonesquintern13]

janine teagues was right. we’re the millers, not your first choice but always the best choice.

[jamfilleddrawlings]

My review on the movie We’re the Millers:

This film made me laugh a lot so you should totally check it out. I will gift this movie a good 8.2/10! Very funny movie with a little romance that I will never turn down :3. If you LOVE movies where a Drug smuggler has to pretend to be a family man to smuggle an ass load of w**d into the US from Mexico with a wholesome ending then TOTALLY watch this hilarious movie. Omg the family kissing scene made me lose my shit 😭😭 I was laughing my ass off. Also warning: this movie has a lot of violence, a dick scene, lots of drugs and a couple interesting sexual scenes 😼

[bruisedconscience]

also just today I decided to write David Clark from We’re the Millers aka David Miller,,

but jokes on y’all, it’s just the scrungly w**d dealer version, not the Witness Protection version

[multifandom-lesbian09]

Everybody needs to watch We’re the Millers and give Kenny all the love thanks

[measuresderepo]

hey its me casey, im not dead in a ditch lol 🐳 #yolo

[starbrightscribbles]

This so fits his character tbh😭

Adam Warlock drops down dramatically in Knowhere, sticking a perfect superhero landing, pointing accusingly at the Guardians.

“You guys are getting paid?”

[allthe-starss]

husband (courtney) and wife (shayne)

[starshideurfics]

We’re the Millers AU

steddie, omegaverse, found family, falling in love

Eddie is a small-time drug dealer, never aspiring to more and his ten-year high school reunion is already decently in his rearview. Then Wayne gets sick. Cancer. And his insurance denies the experimental treatment he needs.

Eddie goes to his supplier, only to see Rick get shot in the head for stealing from the cartel. The enforcer there looks at Eddie and says, “You get one chance, but do good and you’ll be rich.”

All he has to do is take an RV down to Mexico, pick up a lot of drugs, and bring it back to Hawkins. Easy.

Right?

Eddie knows he’ll be suspicious alone, but if he has a family with him, an omega and a couple of kids… And he knows just the omega.

Steve never planned to be stuck in the same job for ten years, but Tommy kept wandering back into his life, promising to be better, only to blow Steve’s savings before dipping again. And an extra night dancing at the club was usually enough to make up his rent.

His life would be better if he didn’t have an idiot drug dealer for a neighbor. Better still if said idiot hadn’t just knocked on his door and asked, “Wanna make a hundred K?”

“Porn doesn’t pay that well, I’m not stupid Munson.”

“I’m not tying to get in your pants or look at your tits! And if I did want to look at your tits, I’d just pay the cover at Humid. No, I’m offering you a gig. One week’s work, 100 grand.”

“One week… Doing what?”

“I need you to be my wife. As a cover. For smuggling drugs.”

“NO! Get out of my apartment!”

Steve chases Eddie, tackles him, ready to knock some sense into him, only for Eddie to blurt, “I need the money for my uncle’s cancer treatment!”

That softens Steve enough to get him to agree. To round out their little family, Eddie recruits Dustin, the downstairs neighbor kid whose mom is away for a work conference, and Max, a teenage runaway who ran into him in her skateboard and tried to lift his wallet. They all clean up pretty nicely, and now they’re the Millers.

Hijinks ensue. And maybe they become more of a family along the way.

[sugarcoated-lame]

ok ok hear me out.. pre-outbreak tommy miller x sarah’s teacher!reader 👀

joel is stuck picking up some materials for a new job and he knows he’s not gonna make it to the school in time to pick up sarah, so he sends tommy in his place.

you’re used to seeing sarah’s very handsome father each day when you walk your class out of school, exchanging pleasantries with the charming, if not a bit reserved, joel miller. always there amongst the throng of parents, waiting to greet his little girl and ask her how her day went, lifting her heavy backpack onto his own shoulder before waving you goodbye and heading on their way home.

so you’re surprised when you don’t see him on this particular day, your heart falling at the disappointed look on little sarah’s face as she too searches for him.

only to be even more surprised a few moments later when the little girl gasps in excitement before taking off without warning, head of fluffy curls bouncing as she runs to meet another man whose definitely not her father, although there’s something of a resemblance there — all tall and dark flowing curls, and bright, beaming smile framed by a nice mustache — as he walks up the school’s walkway, and practically knocks him over as she wraps herself around him in a hug.

sarah all but drags the man over to you, a toothy grin on her face as she introduces you to her ‘uncle tommy’, who you find out is in fact joel’s younger brother, who’s just as handsome — maybe even more so — and twice as charming.

tommy wasn’t expecting sarah’s teacher to be so damn pretty — joel sure never mentioned it — and he doesn’t hesitate to lay on the charm. asking your name, calling you ‘doll’, telling you what a great teacher his niece always tells him you are, even sending a wink your way before him and sarah make their way across the street to his truck and — oh my god, was he flirting with you?

you spend the next few weeks thinking about him; try as you might not to, his pretty brown eyes and bright smile, those gorgeous freckles and his charming texan drawl, are caught in the back of your mind and just won’t seem to leave. but, things seem to have returned to the normal and you doubt you’ll ever see tommy again since it’s sarah’s father, joel, who’s been picking her up from school everyday in the weeks since.

little do you know, that tommy has spent just as much time thinking about you — sarah’s adorable, sweet, beautiful teacher — and after a few weeks of not being able to get you off his mind, he makes some silly excuse to join his brother in picking his niece up from school. something about surprising sarah, but he mostly just wants to catch a glimpse of you again.

something joel sees right through because sarah had told him through giggles all about you and uncle tommy, and the way you made googly eyes at each other when he picked you up from school a few weeks back, but joel doesn’t mention it.

so you’re surprised to find not one, but two, miller brothers waiting outside the school to pick up sarah today, and even more surprised when the younger miller sidles up and asks for your number, and tells you he’d like to take you out on a date.

idk i’m just in my tommy feels rn, idk if i’ll ever actually write something for this… can someone else pls write it for me haha 😭

[fuckyeahdindjarin]

Am I ashamed? No.

Am I sorry? Also no.

The tag is all @lola-lola-lola's fault lmao 😘

[luvrxbunny]

joel would fuck you silly then force you to ride him so he can watch you struggle

this was supposed to end before the cut 😭

“c’mon, baby. you’re never gonna get me t’cum like that.” he grips your hips roughly and fucks you relentlessly for just a second. “like that. okay?” he asks and let’s go. you nod to him eagerly, trying your best to fuck him the way he wants but your brain too mushy to follow through with the action.

you lift yourself on his cock and your legs tremble as you hold yourself up before you drop back down. the shock that runs through your stomach as his dick slides right against your g-spot has you collapsing onto him. your hands wrap around his neck without a second thought, so used to him taking over and helping you. but his hands are tucked behind his head and you can barely fit your hands. “joel—“

you drag out the syllables of his name like a whine and he chuckles at you, heating up your stomach with embarrassment. “what, darlin’?” you whine at his southern drawl, at the pet name and bury your face in his chest. “i need your help. can’t- i can’t do it on my own.” you pout and look up at him, hoping your puppy dog eyes are working properly.

judging but the shuddering sigh that falls his lips we can assume they were working. his hands come to your hips and slam you onto his cock at a painful pace. his eyes are focused on where the two of you connect and little grunts are falling from his lips. “such a fuckin’ princess. can’t do anythin’ for y’self, huh?”

his words have you clenching on his cock, giving a tremble to his voice that only pushes you closer to the edge. “n-need everyone to do stuff for you, hmm? too prissy to put any work in?” you shake your head at him with a moan. “m’just too weak ri-right now, joey. don’ be mean.” your voice is a light whine in his ear as you cling to him.

“mhm. it’s okay darlin’.” his hand comes to cradle the back of your head and his ear gets close to yours. “love that you need my help so bad. can’t get off without me— can’t please yourself the way i can.” his hand grips your jaw and forces your eyes to his “you need me”

his brow furrows as he tries not to cum at the way your eyelids flutter and your hand comes around to play with your clit “i’ll always need you.” he nods at you with a low groan as you squeeze his cock.

he stops moving in you, letting you clench around him as you play with your clit. he holds your face in place and watched how it contorts with pleasure, how your expression becomes more pained and watery the more you suffocate his cock. his eyes look you up and down once, gauging how close you are and that’s what breaks the tension building in your stomach.

the second you’re squeezing around him he groans your name into your face, his head leans forward to crash your lips together as he slowly fills you with his cum. he tenses and twitches against you as he does, muttering a small sounds that resemble “my fuckin’ princess. so perfect f’me” as he thrusts into you.