#team jnpr headcanon

[darksaiyangoku]

Team JNPR's Marvel crushes

Jaune's crush:

Nora's crush:

Pyrrha's crush:

Ren's crush:

[reashot]

Red Like Roses... (It's period 🔴)

Warning: fluffness inside. Also really long.

At Beacon during a more peaceful time.

Pyrrha: Hmmm it's quiet, too quiet.

Ren: I agree. It's never a good sign. We should be ready for something.

Jaune: Ready for what?

Nora: Oh you know usually things never stay quiet for long especially when we're right next door to the main characters.

*yang burst into the room*

Pyrrha: And speaking of the devil.

Yang: Quick hide! *brace the door behind her*

Jaune: Oh Shi- okay gangs we trained for this! Quick initiate Pattern Delta Phi.

Nora: Aye, aye dear leader, let's initiate plan hiding under our bed's like cowards.

JNPR: *Bracing for Impacts.*

*Yang holding the door with all her might*

Ren: Wait what are even hiding from in the first place?

Yang: No time to explain. Here it Comes!

A large sounds resembling explosion came from across the hallway. The door starts to violently shakes and rose petals soon violently burst into the room. Even with Yang putting all her strength into the door. Some rose petals still managed to get inside.

Yang: .... I think we're in the clear now.

Pyrrha: What just happened?

Yang: Eh, promise not to freak out?

Jaune: Okay, I guess...

Yang: Good enough. *shows team JNPR the source of the roses*

Ruby: Huee~ *sniffs* huee~ 😭

Jaune: Ruby?

Ren: It seems to be her.

Pyrrha: Wait. Where are Blake and Weiss?

Nora: Found them. They're buried under all of this Rose petals.

Blake: *coughing up a bunch of petals* Eww I got some of it in my mouth.

Weiss: .... I just saw my grandfather.

Jaune: Okay, can someone now please tell us what is going on....

*Cardin burst into the room*

Cardin: Why the Fuck are there Roses all over the damn hallways!?

Russel: Don't try to lie we know it's coming from team RWBY!

Yang: Wow, wow! False accusation, much?

Dove: Well we can't help it. Because whenever something bad happened It's usually always you four.

Sky: Fucking Main characters shit...

Nora: I know right!

Pyrrha: Nora! Which sides are you on?

Nora: Oops my bad... (I mean, I'm not wrong 😒.)

Ren: *shrugs his head* Nora...

Jaune: Can all of you please stop being aggro for just one second!

You're upsetting Ruby for brother's sake.

Ruby: Wah! Wah! Wah! 😭

Jaune: Also can someone please tell me what just happened?

WBY: *looking at each others*

Yang: *sigh* (I guess I'm the one that should tell everyone.)

How do I gently put this? Ruby is in her special time of the month...

Jaune: Oh...

Cardin: The fuck does that even mean?

Russel: the month?

Dove: I see... (Maybe if I silently nod people will not think I'm dumb.)

Sky: (okay, she had her period. What does that have to with anything?)

Blake: Typical.

Weiss: Can you guys be anymore of a dudebros cliche?

CRDL: Hey!!!!

Yang: Let me put it this way. Every time Ruby has her "special month" her semblance's goes all haywire for some reason.

Jaune: Okay I get the gist of it. Team CRDL go outside and clean the hallway.

Cardin: What! Why the fuck should we clean up their mess?!

Jaune: Because I fucking said so. Now go!

Cardin: Geez... Whatever. C'mon boys, we better clean up team RWBY's mistakes. Again!

*slams door*

Blake: Thanks Jaune.

Weiss: Geez Arc, when did you grow a spine?

Yang: I gotta say Vomit Boy. I never knew you had it in you.

Pyrrha: *blush* (So manly.)

Nora: That's our Jaun-Jaun.

Jaune: Blake, Weiss. Please help Cardin & his team with the clean up outside.

Weiss: What! No way. Why should we help those dunderheads in the first place.

Jaune: Because they're right that the mess was started by your team.

Weiss: I'm sorry, our? For the record it's just Rub...

Blake: We're on it Jaune. C'mon Weiss let's help clean up all this roses. *drags Weiss away*

Jaune: Pyrrha, Ren, Nora. I also want you to go out side and help them.

Pyrrha: I understand Jaune. I will do as you ask.

Nora: Oh c'mon Jaune, why us too?

Jaune: Because they're our friends, Nora.

Nora: Well I'm about to go back to my room... *gets yoinked*

Ren: It's okay Jaune. I will get her to help us.

Nora: *grumble* (Fucking Main characters....)

Jaune: Thanks Ren. And Yang I want you to stay and find Ruby's "hygiene" products.

Yang: Wow, wow! Settle down cowpoke. I don't think you being a man is qualified to be the one to help with Ruby's "issue."

Jaune: I have seven Sisters...

Yang: Sweet brothers in heaven!

Uh, I take that back you're clearly overqualified.

At least I don't have to help clean up. But what're you going to do Jaune?

Jaune: I'm going to go back to my room to make a tea for Ruby.

A few minutes later.

Jaune: Here you go Ruby. A sweet herbal tea with plenty of honey and sugar.

Ruby: ... *sniffs* Thank you Jaune. 😢

*sips*

Jaune: It's okay Ruby you don't have to thank me.

Ruby: But I caused so much problems for everyone. *sniffle*😞

Jaune: *headpat*

There, there Ruby it's okay that what's friends are for. And you didn't troubled me one bit. In fact I'm happy to be of use to you. It reminds me that I'm still useful to someone.

Ruby: Jaune please don't think like that. You always were important to everyone.

Jaune: *kiss forehead*

It's nice of you think that Ruby. But I'm not. I'm not special like you. You're destined for great thing while I'm.... Just me.

Ruby: 0-0

Jaune: What's the matter... Ohhh, ohhh no. I'm so-so sorry Ruby I didn't realize that... I usually did that to my little sister whenever she's sad.

Ruby: *blush*

I-I don't mind it at all Jaune. It's just that if you want to do it to me again a little heads up would be nice. 😖

Jaune: I'm so-so sorry Ruby I promise that I... Wait, what do you mean by again?

Ruby: Uhh....

Yang: *clears throat*

I seems to have interrupted something here.

Jaune: Y-Yang!

Ruby: Sis!

Yang: Look Rubes I don't need to say this but remember what dad said. No boys. And Jaune please don't take this the wrong way but please for your sake please don't get any idea with Ruby. It will not end well for you.

Jaune: O-of course. I will never-ever think of Ruby like that. We're just friends after all.

Ruby: Friends... 😭

*starts crying*

Jaune: Oh, what's the matter Ruby?

[frickingnerd]

yang & pyrrha dating a faunus

pairing: pyrrha nikos x gn!reader x yang xiao long

tags: polyamorous relationship, scary-looking!reader who's super shy & gentle, unspecified faunus, wholesome fluff

the three of you met at beacon and at first, pyrrha and yang had quite the wrong idea about you!

you were always by yourself and perhaps it was due to your appearance, but you looked quite threatening!

however, that didn't stop yang from approaching you! she was the first one to make a move on you, managing to find out more about you

turns out you're not that scary faunus everyone believes you to be. you're just always by yourself because you're shy and your resting face looks a little threatening

when yang begins correcting everyone and letting them know you're actually very shy and kind, pyrrha approaches you as well!

she feels bad about having had the wrong idea about you before, so she really wants to make things up to you, even if you don't think that's necessary!

both pyrrha and yang always seek out your company! and it doesn't take long for the two girls to fall for you

when they eventually confess, with yang dragging pyrrha along to tell her she likes you too, you're super flustered and overwhelmed!

since you feel the same way about both of them, yang urges pyrrha to just share you! after all, there's no need to be rivals, right?

everyone at beacon is quite surprised when they suddenly see that scary faunus they always pass in the hallway hold hands with the two prettiest girls at beacon at the same time!

quickly, rumors are starting to spread! but yang and pyrrha are always quick to rectify any rumors, knowing you're too shy to speak up yourself…

[superiorsturgeon]

How JNPR Adopted Oscar

Mistral Kingdom Clerk: *looking over paperwork* So…you four…

JNPR: 😁

Clerk: …want to jointly adopt THIS young man…

Oscar: 👋 🙂

Clerk: …and become his legal guardians?

Pyrrha: *puts her hands on Oscar’s shoulders proudly* That’s correct! ☺️

Clerk: Aren’t you four a little young yourselves to be adopting a child…?

Nora: That’s what everyone says! But we’ve got our Vale ID’s right here!

Jaune: *lays four fake ID’s on the desk*

Clerk: 🤨 *examines cards and carefully compares them to JNPR faces*

JNPR: 😅

Clerk: …hm, very well, but you should know that the kingdom of Mistral has a preference for married households when considering applications for adoption!

Ren: Ah, we thought you might say so, so we brought our marriage certificates!

Jaune: *produces forged Arkos and Renora marriage licenses*

Clerk: *carefully inspects documents* …so you’re actually married?

JNPR: *hold up hands with fake wedding rings*

Pyrrha: *kisses Jaune’s cheek*

Ren: *kisses Nora’s hair*

Jaune/Nora: 🥰

Clerk: 😒

JNPRO: 😃

———————————————————————

Ruby: Congratulations! *hugging Oscar*

Oscar: *holding a certificate of adoption* 😁

Weiss: I can’t believe it worked!

Pyrrha: *kisses the top of Oscar’s head* Welcome to our family, Oscar! 😊

Yang: They really believed all those papers were legit?

Nora: Yeah! Our fearless leader is a master forger!

Jaune: I mean…I got into Beacon with fake transcripts, didn’t I? These weren’t too hard!

Blake: If you could forge all those papers, why didn’t you just forge an adoption certificate?

JNPRO: 😶

Ren: *facepalm* 😑

[rwac96]

Ship of your choice double dating with Arkos?

Call me kind of basic, Arkos double dating with Renora.

-They would pick the restaurant each feels comfortable with, and a place that hasn't banned Nora yet.

-Pyrrha going incognito to avoid nosy paparazzi, journalists, and the more fanatical of her fanbase.

-Jaune, Pyrrha, and Ren make sure Nora doesn't even utter the words 'Dine & Dash' when it's time to pay for the food.

-They check the menu to make sure the food's safe to eat for Jaune and won't trigger any allergies.

[falleri-salvatore]

Headcanon: RWBYJNPR cooking skills

As the title says, here are my headcanon for the RWBYJNPR crew’s cooking skill levels, from highest to lowest. Jaune Arc and Lie Ren: Supreme Chefs; these guys are absolute maestros in the kitchen. Peerless virtuosos who’s every dish are a masterpiece in and of themselves. Exceptional in both normal cooking and baking.

Pyrrha Nikos, Blake Belladona and Yang Xiao-Long: They are, surprisingly, actually pretty good cooks; albeit their skills are limited only to simple dishes. Ruby Rose: Absolutely great at baking (with cookies being her forte). Her cooking, on the other hand........could use some work. Weiss Schnee: Utterly Useless; legendary for somehow managing to actually burn water. Really damned good at making coffee and hot cocoa, however.

Nora Valkyrie: Worse than useless! Absolute Threat!!! KEEP AWAY FROM THE KITCHEN!!!

And also, as a bonus: Oscar Pine: Still learning; but a pretty good cook nonetheless (albeit limited to simple dishes for the time being). Also a surprisingly deft hand at baking. Makes a pretty good cup of coffee and hot cocoa, too.

[narukana-chan]

Volume 10 theories and headcanons

-I was skeptical at first that some time fuckery would happen after they got home but after the blacksmith said "when" instead of where, I'm thinking a few months have passed.

-New outfits! They seem to update their outfits ever 3 volumes since that's usually how long they're in one area.

-Give yang's ponytail back

-Parents meet eachother

-Raven shows up. I wonder if she felt the bond link break when Yang fell and portal's to her immediately upon feeling her link again.

-Cfvy! And Sssn!

-Headmaster Theodore! And he better be as extra as I imagine him to be!

-Vacuo wildlife

-Cardin, hear me out I just want him to say something to blake and get punched by Yang

-Insufferable bees! I want cuddles! I want kisses! cheek! forehead! all of them! I want there to be a running gag that the bees will disappear randomly and when they reappear Yang has kiss marks all over her face with a dopey grin

-Yang and sun interactions

-Jealous bees

-Coco and Fox being a chaotic duo

-Coco giving sapphic advice to yang

-Velvet taking SO MANY PICTURES out of happiness that her friends are alive

-Velvets dad???

-Weiss finds out her dad didnt make it

-Ilia interacting with rwby, her being happy for blake and tries to give the shovel talk to Yang....tries

-Bee date

-Some good fucking sleep, team cuddle pile?

-Jaune's experiences in the ever after as an adulty adult become fixed in him as past experiences. Like he remembers them but in a way you remember a distant core memory. I like that he has more fighting experience but I think this way it'll be less of a mental shock on his brain. He deserves to still enjoy his youth and not be a literal old man in a young body.

-Tension between Coco and Emerald

-When they realize they're officially home I want Yang to do a pick up spin hug with Blake. Like Blake's legs up and everything.

-Nora and Jaune had a bet on the bees

-Coco had a bet on the bees with her team, velvet wins because she canonically met the bees first and could possibly form a quick opinion.

-Coco and yang arm wrestling

-Ren kissing Nora's scars

-Renora cuddles

-IDGO being bitches

- We missed out on human heater Yang in Atlas, so team cuddle pile in the cold desert night

- Weiss is STRUGGLING in the Vacuo heat. Vale was temperate and Mistral was probably a little warm but Vacuo is the complete opposite climate from Atlas.

- Assuming Yang has a ponytail, everytime she uses her semblance and her hair catches fire, her hair tie burn burns away. So there's just a running gag where she constantly has to put her hair back up after a fight.

- Bonus to previous: Yang never remembers to bring extra hair ties so Weiss and Blake usually have extras on them.

I've had this in my drafts for a bit so I decided to just go ahead and post it and add to it later if I think of more.

[rwby-confess]

Confession #38

[ryuto12]

Random RWBY Headcanon I Think Ten

I still don't know what part it is, but it's headcanon and idea time. Mostly JNPR.

Ren is entirely in the know about Pyrrha liking Jaune. Jaune is aware Nora likes Ren. Both think they're great at seeing when women like someone.

Jaune will sometimes get stupidly protective over everyone, it's just his big brother mode kicking in. It's the worst with Ruby, who's actually the same age as one of his sisters.

Nora heavily disapproves of Weiss and Jaune being together-together. Only because Jaune is canonically 6'2 and Weiss is 5'2 in heels. Height difference to large. The maximum height difference for fair kissing is 8 inches because she's 5'1 and Ren's 5'9.

Pyrrha flirts, and Jaune gets flustered. Nora flirts? Ren doesn't even compute that it happened until ten minutes later. Kinda guy who's laying in bed one day and realizes a girl was trying to flirt with him three years after it happened.

Ren thinks all of Nora's affections are just friendly. He just thinks she's this affectionate with all her friends once she's more comfortable.

Jaune played baseball when in middle and high school. Starting pitcher.

Nora played basketball and was incredible at dunks.

Ren never really played any sports but was excellent at football. Defensive lineman whose Aura was screwing kids up before he realized this was unfair so he stopped playing, but he'll still throw back and forth with Jaune or Yang.

Pyrrha excelled at most sports, but never felt like getting into one because she couldn't handle any extra stress past training and getting ready for fights.

Pyrrha and Blake share makeup tips.

Pyrrha has difficulty brushing all of her hair when it's down, and she completely malfunctions when Jaune offers to help. Ends up getting Ren's help because she'd turn red as her hair if Jaune helped.

[darksaiyangoku]

Team JNPR's DC crushes

Jaune's crush:

Nora's crush:

Pyrrha's crush:

Ren's crush:

[diaryofamadsunwukongfan]

Team STRQ

Stark White

Taiyang

Red Unkindness

Qrow Black

[frickingnerd]

love triangle with yandere ruby rose & yandere pyrrha nikos

pairing: ruby rose x gn!reader x pyrrha nikos

tags: harmless yanderes, wholesome fluff, open ending (implied poly relationship), jealousy & rivalry, charm & manipulation

the odds of having two beautiful women obsess over you are low, but never zero! 

both ruby and pyrrha had set their eyes on you, unaware that the other had taken an interest in you as well

you seemed to get along well with everyone, so neither of them got worried when they saw you spend time with the other

but eventually, they realized that the feelings they both had to you surpassed friendship by a lot! 

ruby and pyrrha both wanted to be the one you choose, yet neither of them wanted to go as far as eliminate their romantic rival

while the two of them might be yanderes, they aren't exactly violent

sure, they are skilled fighters and can take down grimms with ease, but they prefer to settle any relationship problems with words

and while they are both obsessed with you, they'd rather try to sweet talk you into picking them over the other, than kill their rival and risk you hating them

however, the two of them are just too charming and manipulative to choose between them! 

they really know how to make you feel bad for turning them down, which is why you never reject them, always just having them both flirt with you, without picking one of them

neither of the girls are happy with that, but it's better than being turned down

still, eventually you'd have to choose. though if things stay this way, ruby and pyrrha might just agree on sharing you…

[romanpolitan]

rwby teams assigned as lps!!! (灬ºωº灬) [p1]

team rwby!

team jnpr!

[howdoyoudothedew]

for (the end of) pride month, ask me for my rwby queer headcanons. just send me a character and i’ll give back how i headcanon them

[rwac96]

How did super woman (crime syndicate Wonder Woman Donna Troy) meet Jaune?

An attempt to practice interdimensional travel due to Nora growing angry over Team RWBY's own adventure (BBTAG), but having no context of the situation. Team JNPR decided to try their hand at it...ended up landing on Earth-3.

Their arrival didn't go unnoticed by Superwoman (Donna), who grew intrigued (aroused) by Jaune and Remnant; but the four luckily escaped. Let's say Nora's not allowed to pitch ideas without JPR voting.