#jaune arc X Pyrrha Nikos

[superiorsturgeon]

First Arkos date night….

Fifth Arkos anniversary…

Twentieth Arkos anniversary…

Basically any evening in the Arkos bedroom and sometimes first thing in the morning…

Jaune: No matter how much I train, my wife is basically a superhero and my semblance is the only thing that keeps me from being regularly hospitalized! 😊

Ruby: You seem weirdly happy about getting brutalized in bed.

Jaune: If I could smile harder I would! 😁

Jaune @ any of his ships

[superiorsturgeon]

Last time…

Samurai!Ren: *writing a letter* …again, I wish to offer my SINCERE apologies for the incident at the ceremony presenting the new heir to the kingdom…!

Earlier…

Ogre!Nora: …are you gonna eat that?

Princess!Weiss: *cradling royal Whiterose baby* …this is my CHILD-

Back in the present…

Ogre!Nora: It was a cultural misunderstanding! 😩

Samurai!Ren: *pushes letter away and drops face into his hands* …we’re banned from the palace… 😓

Knight!Jaune: So now that we’re all on the royal shit-list, maybe we could start looking into a long guild mission together?

Dragon!Pyrrha: …I’m still confused about the baby. Was it already hatched, or were they showing off the egg? Because I could see being confused about a big egg…🤔

[davidellisartworkstuff]

"Until Team RWBY arrive - and who knows how long that'll be - all we have is each other."

Helmet BONK sound.

[willsonlmt]

Good girl 1

Jaune walks up behind pyrrha who's currently bending over playing with zwei

Jaune: Hey, pyrrha?

Pyrrha turns around, smiling at jaune as her ponytail tail whips around.

Pyrrha: Yes, Jaune?

Jaune steels himself, reaches up to Pyrrhas' head, then gives her head pats, and says in a confident voice he can muster

Jaune : Good girl.

Pyrrha turns really red and grabs jaune by the arm. She begins to walk while pulling him along.

Jaune: Pyr, I'm sorry. It was a dare from yang, please. I'm sorry, don't hurt me.

Pyrrha: Hurt you. Oh no, Jaune, i intend to get more of that praise in private.

Yang is looking on from afar.

Yang : Hmm, I guess I should text Ren and Nora to steer clear of their room.

[superiorsturgeon]

Ren: Pyrrha, a chokehold is NOT an appropriate way to help someone sleep!

Pyrrha: I can’t help that my love language is acts of service and combat is all I know how to do! 😫

Jaune: ...Do you ever think about bananas?

Pyrrha: ...When was the last time your slept?

Jaune: Well, today is a Wednesday so at least a week ago.

[juanarc-thethird]

Let us do a Year Of The Rabbit but with Pyrrha. She got the booty and knows how to use it against Jaune.

At the Kitchen

Jaune: Ok, now that I've dealt with Weiss, I can now focus on meal planning for the Chinese year. Now what can I cook?

Jaune takes out his phone and starts looking for recipes.

Jaune: It has to be something easy to do for a large group… Not that… Not that… Not tha-… Well maybe…?

While he continues looking for something to cook, outside the entrance to the kitchen someone can be heard whispering.

Pyrrha: You can do it Pyrrha! Having won the biggest tournament for 4 years in a row, this is nothing! Just go out and win your man. Yeah! I'll do that…

She stands still

Pyrrha: Here I go…

She still stands still

Pyrrha: In a moment…

She standing in the same place

Pyrrha: On the count of one, two, and…

She's still, you guessed it, standing there.

Pyrrha: I CAN'T DO IT!!

Jaune hears her scream and calls out to her.

Jaune: Pyrrha? Are you ok?

Pyrrha: (Shoot!) Y-Yeah, I'm fine.

Jaune: Are you sure? I'm free right now if you need me.

Pyrrha: Yeah, I'm fi- (Wait, now is the time to attack. If I let it pass I may never have this opportunity again. So, just like Nora, I going to give my all on the name of LOVE!!) I actually want your opinion on something.

Pyrrha comes out of hiding, showing her very exposed bunny outfit. Her legs are exposed, how thick and tasty those thighs are. And with her heels, they accentuate her figure in a sexy way.

Seeing such a work of art, Jaune only remains stunned.

Pyrrha: What do you think? Do you think it looks good on me?

Jaune: *blushing* I-I-I....

Pyrrha: (Is working! Now for the next attack!) Oh, I almost forgot. Let me show you the back.

She turns around, leans forward a little, showing her big, delicious ass to him. And like cherry on top, she turns to look at him with a seductive smile and says…

Pyrrha: Why are you blushing? Do you want to eat this defenseless little bunny?~

Jaune: *Red* Um...!!!

Pyrrha: (And now the final blow!) Come and take me~

Jaune: *GASP!!!*

Moments later

Pyrrha: Oh GOD!!!💕 DON'T STOP!!!💕 AAhh~!💕

Pyrrha is clinging to the kitchen table, with her legs on the floor spread a little apart. The bottom part of her suit is torn in two, while her panties are pulled down to her knees.

Jaune on the other side had her hands on Pyrrha's shoulders, while he moved her hips passionately towards her. Bouncing her ass in an erotic way that only adds more fuel to his lust.

Jaune: Oh god!~💕 Pyrrha!~💕 Oh Pyrrha!!~💕

Pyrrha: Yes💕! Say my name! Say my fucking name while you fuck me!!~ FUCK!~💕 I love how your cock feels!!~💕 Don't stop!! Fuck me! FUCK ME!!💕

Pyrrha feels Jaune grab her neck firmly and carefully. That makes her arch her back. With this small change in position Jaune moves his hips desperately.

Jaune: OH PYRRHA!!~💕

Pyrrha: Fuck!!~💕 Do you want to breed me?! Then fucnking do it!!! Get me pregnant! Breed this little bunny! Breed her!! BREED HER GOOD!!!!💕

Jaune: PYRRHAAAA!!!💕

Jaune takes her head and pull her back for a kiss, while on that moment he shoots his hips forward. Burying his cock all the way inside her, shooting a big load of baby juice deep inside her. It was so much that her body couldn't keep it all inside. Letting it slip out of her, creating a puddle of cum beneath her while traces of it are running down her thighs. After a few seconds, the two stop kissing. And with a loving look, and trembling legs, Pyrrha says…

Pyrrha: I love you~💕

Jaune:‼️

Jaune's heart fires up again, pumping blood to his cock. Starting the second round of mating. After all, bunnies do fuck.

Pyrrha: OH JAUNE!!!💕

[rocknroll7575]

MK Intro

Jaune Vs Tarnished Spartan Pyrrha

Some Arkos if you can.

Jaune: *walks on the stage with his broken sword* Pyrrha...?

TS!Pyrrha: *Picks up rusted spear* Hello again~!

Jaune: I... I can't believe it!

XXX

TS!Pyrrha: *Twirls on spear and lands on stage* Jaune? What are you doing here?

Jaune: *Jumps off Juniper and lands on stage* I fell... how are you still alive?

TS!Pyrrha: It's a long story

XXX

TS!Pyrrha: *Picks up rusted spear* Jaune... I... you have no idea how good it is to see you again

Jaune: *walks on the stage with his broken sword* I was thinking the same thing

TS!Pyrrha: I love you...

XXX

Jaune: *Jumps off Juniper and lands on stage* Nora and Ren are going to be speechless

TS!Pyrrha: *Twirls on spear and lands on stage* Oh, I hope they won't be mad!

Jaune: Who can stay made at you?

[novankenn]

You Don't OWN ME!

Jacques Schnee had come to Beacon on a mission. The being a huntress foolishness of Weiss was going to end, and he was here to bring her back to Atlas, back to the SDC. It was time for her to be the figure head of the family's company. Stepping off his private bullhead, he saw Weiss standing a little distance off, obviously waiting for his arrival.

Jacques: Weiss.

Weiss: Father? Wh... what are you doing here?

Jacques: Don't stutter, it is unbecoming of one of your station.

Weiss: My apologies father.

Jacques: As for why I am here. I have come to fetch you. There has been enough of this Huntress foolishness.

Weiss: Excuse me?

Jacques: Go pack you things. You are coming with me back to Atlas.

Weiss: Excuse me?

Jacques: I will not be repeating myself. Now hurry.

Weiss: Ah... no.

Jacques: What did you just say?

Weiss: I said no. I am staying here, I am staying with my friends, and I am continuing with my training.

Jacques: I SAID you are coming back to Atlas There is NO discussion!

Weiss: I said no.

Jacques: You are my child, and you will do as you are told!

Weiss: No.

As Weiss was standing her ground a public bullhead landed, allowing Jaune Arc and Pyrrha Nikos to disembark. The pair saw Weiss, and proceeded to walk over to see what was going on.

Jacques: This is the LAST time I am telling you. Go and pack. You are returning to Atlas with me.

Weiss: No I am not. I am staying here.

Jaune: Weiss is everything okay?

Pyrrha: Is this man bothering you?

Jacques: This is a family matter. It is of no concern of either of you.

Weiss: Yes it does concern them.

Jacques: It does not. Now, go get your things, or we will be leaving without them.

Weiss: You don't own me...

Jacques: You are my...

Weiss: They OWN me!

Jacques chokes on his own spit as Weiss grabs Jaune and Pyrrha's hands. Weiss: (Giving her father a sinister grin) Father... this is Pyrrha Nikos and Jaune Arc... my fiancees

Jacques: (Choking) WH...WH... WHAT!?!

Weiss: Don't stutter father, it's unbecoming. Oh, Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: Yes?

Weiss: I think it's time.

Pyrrha: Really? This soon?

Jaune: Time? Time for what?

Weiss: You think we can do it?

Pyrrha: Between the pair of us, easily.

Jaune: What are you guys going on about?

Jacques: En... Enough of these games! Weiss...

Weiss: Oh this is not a game... father...

Jaune: I'm confused.

Pyrrha: (Kissing Jaune's cheek) Don't you worry, sweetie... it'll all make sense when we start.

Jaune: Now I'm even more confused.

Weiss: I'm sorry you came all this way for nothing, father... but if you had BOTHERED to contact me you would have found out that I am going to stop training as a huntress...

Jacques/ Jaune: Huh?

Weiss: And become a full time stay at home mom.

Jaune: WHAT?!?

Jacques: Urk... (grabs at his chest and grows pale)

Pyrrha: Let's go back to the dorm Jaune... we have a record to break.

Jaune: Oh god...

Weiss: Should we just break it together... or...

Pyrrha: Or?

Weiss: Each do it separately?

Pyrrha: Ohhhh.... I like that idea!

Jacques: Urk... Ack... Ahh... gaa... (collapses to the ground)

Pyrrha moves around to Jaune's other side, and with Weiss they start dragging Jaune away.

Jaune: God help me!

[zexapher]

Beacon Hauntings

I would like to first apologize to the Arkos folks for subjecting them to the Haunted Pyrrha Plush. That said, I quite like this Haunted Beacon idea, Evil Ghost Pyrrha trying to possess people/objects. maybe I’ll have to write a little short story for it.

Made this little edit last night as part of another project, thought there was a good template in it so I put together this little spinoff. The original made me think of that floating meme, so I added in the Pyrrha Plush and here we are. Rebuilding the tops of Weiss and Jaune’s heads took a bit of busy work, but was actually a lot easier than I expected.

It came out pretty good, imo. Hope you all get as much a kick out of it as I have. Thanks to u/TheWestphalianGwent for a little help with the Pyrrha Plush!

The template, for anyone interested in playing around with it.

[linkman447]

The married life (Pyrrha)

Jaune: honey I’m home

Pyrrha comes out in an apron: welcome home my big strong husband

They kiss

Jaune: so are our friends here yet

Pyrrha: oh ren and Nora say they’ll be here in about 3 hours

Jaune: what about Ruby, Yang, Blake, and Weiss

Pyrrha has a forced smile: oh sorry honey they said they can’t make it

Flash back

Pyrrha and team rwby are sitting in an interrogation room with a table between them 

Pyrrha: so you hussies wanna come in my home as steal my husband

Ruby: N-No we just-

Pyrrha slammed a folder on the table with the title “our plan to steal jaune”

Yang: god damn it ruby why did you make that

Blake: much less leave it where someone can find it

Weiss: well we want what you have and we will get it

Pyrrha: oh really

2 hours later

The girls of rwby are on the ground battered and bruised

Pyrrha: now I must get home my “husband” will be home soon

Flashback ends

Pyrrha: it’s a real shame

Jaune: ya and Ruby wanted to show me something. Oh what ever lets have a nice winter holiday

Pyrrha: oh I have an idea we have 3 hours till ren and Nora show up so…

She grabs his hand and places it on her chest

Pyrrha: let’s start on my holiday present

Jaune: YES

He picks her up and rushes to their bedroom

Pyrrha: (I hope those bitches learned their lesson

[falleri-salvatore]

Schnarkos Headcanons in the form of bad jokes and piss-poor humor

*Hypothethical dialogues in an alternate timeline where Jaune married both Pyrrha and Weiss* ------- Straw Feminist: You pig, women aren't collectibles for you to feed your own ego. They are their own person, stop imposing your will on them. Jaune: *blinks* *blinks again* I'm flattered that you think so highly of me, that you believe I can actually tell them what to do. ------

Straw Feminist: Disgusting. Two wives? You are an example of everything that is wrong with the Patriarchy. Jaune: ....You don't understand; they are not my wives, I'm their husband. Difference.

[smh0217]

Jaune, about his proposal to Pyrrha: She said Yes!

Ruby: What was the question?

Ren: Will you marry me?

Ruby: ??? No???

[logar3]

Arkos - Dancing

[superiorsturgeon]

Coco: *monitoring Pyrrha from an unmarked CFVY surveillance van and coaching Pyrrha by radio* …okay, just like we practiced. Here he comes!

Pyrrha: *hides earpiece under her hair* Hello, Jaune…!

Jaune: Hm? Oh, hey Pyrrha.

Coco: Now ask him to explain the lore of Bloodborne!

Pyrrha: Why would I want to know about that?

Coco: You wouldn’t! Ask anyway!

Pyrrha: 🙂‍↕️

Pyrrha: Jaune, can you explain the lore of “Bloodborne” to me?

Jaune: REALLY?! Okay! 🤩

Jaune: *starts rattling off the deep, dense lore of Bloodborne, including the DLC and optional chalice dungeons*

Pyrrha: Coco, now look what you did, he won’t shut up! 😫

Coco: That’s normal! Keep nodding along!

Jaune: *pauses* …you know, Pyr, Weiss never asked me about my interests! I feel so close to you right now! You know what? You’re my favorite person in this whole school! 🥰

Pyrrha: Do I shove his face up my skirt now? 😃

Coco: Third date!

[davidellisartworkstuff]

They're not angry... They're just disappointed. 😞

[willsonlmt]

How it goes when asking for the parents' blessing : Jaune vs. Pyrrha

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Jaune: Mrs. Nikos, I would be honored if you bestowed your blessings to propose to your daughter.

Mama Nikos: How very kind of you to ask jaune. Yes, you may have it. Please take good care of my daughter and love her right.

Jaune: Thank you, and I will. She's the most important person in my life. I'll always strive to do the best for her.

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Pyrrha down on one knee

Pyrrha: Mrs. Arc, may I have your blessings to marry your son.

A knife gets tossed next to her. Pyrrha looks up to see Mama Arc in a fighting stance with a sword.

Mama arc: Prove your worth to have my son.