#jaune arc X Pyrrha Nikos

[davidellisartworkstuff]

"Until Team RWBY arrive - and who knows how long that'll be - all we have is each other."

Helmet BONK sound.

[superiorsturgeon]

Grilled Cheese

Nora: 😡

Ren: 😰

Jaune: 😥

Pyrrha: …I don’t think-

Nora: NO. 😡

Pyrrha: You shouldn’t blame Jaune-

Nora: I. BLAME. JAUNE. 🤬

Ren: I am SO sorry- 😣

Nora: I’ll deal with YOU later! 🤬

Pyrrha: Nora, please…! 😩

Nora: Don’t you give me that! Your boyfriend is the cause of this! Your boyfriend seduced MY boyfriend! 😡

Jaune: I’m sorry! I didn’t realize that a pizza grilled cheese would cause so much trouble! 😫

Nora: SHUT IT, HOMEWRECKER!!!

Nora: Ren took one bite of your devil sandwich and immediately made a sound that it took me MONTHS to get out of him in our bedroom! 🤬

Ren: Would it help if I said I saved half of it for you…? *tentatively holds up pizza-flavored grilled cheese sandwich complete with sautéed pepperoni*

Nora: *outraged gasp* WOULD IT HELP IF-

Nora: *snatches sandwich* Fine!! Just to show you that this sandwich is a symbol of BETRAYAL!!

Nora: *bites into sandwich*

Nora: 😶

Jaune: …I-I put some homemade tomato sauce between the slices of mozzarella-

Nora: This is the best sandwich I’ve ever tasted… 🤤

Pyrrha: See? I told you! 😊

Ren: Does this mean that you like the sandwich and we’re all forgiven…?

Nora: *practically deep-throating the grilled cheese* Are you kidding?! I want this sandwich to impregnate me! 😋

Ren: *turns to Jaune* I need that recipe right now. 😠

[willsonlmt]

Good girl 1

Jaune walks up behind pyrrha who's currently bending over playing with zwei

Jaune: Hey, pyrrha?

Pyrrha turns around, smiling at jaune as her ponytail tail whips around.

Pyrrha: Yes, Jaune?

Jaune steels himself, reaches up to Pyrrhas' head, then gives her head pats, and says in a confident voice he can muster

Jaune : Good girl.

Pyrrha turns really red and grabs jaune by the arm. She begins to walk while pulling him along.

Jaune: Pyr, I'm sorry. It was a dare from yang, please. I'm sorry, don't hurt me.

Pyrrha: Hurt you. Oh no, Jaune, i intend to get more of that praise in private.

Yang is looking on from afar.

Yang : Hmm, I guess I should text Ren and Nora to steer clear of their room.

[juanarc-thethird]

Let us do a Year Of The Rabbit but with Pyrrha. She got the booty and knows how to use it against Jaune.

At the Kitchen

Jaune: Ok, now that I've dealt with Weiss, I can now focus on meal planning for the Chinese year. Now what can I cook?

Jaune takes out his phone and starts looking for recipes.

Jaune: It has to be something easy to do for a large group… Not that… Not that… Not tha-… Well maybe…?

While he continues looking for something to cook, outside the entrance to the kitchen someone can be heard whispering.

Pyrrha: You can do it Pyrrha! Having won the biggest tournament for 4 years in a row, this is nothing! Just go out and win your man. Yeah! I'll do that…

She stands still

Pyrrha: Here I go…

She still stands still

Pyrrha: In a moment…

She standing in the same place

Pyrrha: On the count of one, two, and…

She's still, you guessed it, standing there.

Pyrrha: I CAN'T DO IT!!

Jaune hears her scream and calls out to her.

Jaune: Pyrrha? Are you ok?

Pyrrha: (Shoot!) Y-Yeah, I'm fine.

Jaune: Are you sure? I'm free right now if you need me.

Pyrrha: Yeah, I'm fi- (Wait, now is the time to attack. If I let it pass I may never have this opportunity again. So, just like Nora, I going to give my all on the name of LOVE!!) I actually want your opinion on something.

Pyrrha comes out of hiding, showing her very exposed bunny outfit. Her legs are exposed, how thick and tasty those thighs are. And with her heels, they accentuate her figure in a sexy way.

Seeing such a work of art, Jaune only remains stunned.

Pyrrha: What do you think? Do you think it looks good on me?

Jaune: *blushing* I-I-I....

Pyrrha: (Is working! Now for the next attack!) Oh, I almost forgot. Let me show you the back.

She turns around, leans forward a little, showing her big, delicious ass to him. And like cherry on top, she turns to look at him with a seductive smile and says…

Pyrrha: Why are you blushing? Do you want to eat this defenseless little bunny?~

Jaune: *Red* Um...!!!

Pyrrha: (And now the final blow!) Come and take me~

Jaune: *GASP!!!*

Moments later

Pyrrha: Oh GOD!!!💕 DON'T STOP!!!💕 AAhh~!💕

Pyrrha is clinging to the kitchen table, with her legs on the floor spread a little apart. The bottom part of her suit is torn in two, while her panties are pulled down to her knees.

Jaune on the other side had her hands on Pyrrha's shoulders, while he moved her hips passionately towards her. Bouncing her ass in an erotic way that only adds more fuel to his lust.

Jaune: Oh god!~💕 Pyrrha!~💕 Oh Pyrrha!!~💕

Pyrrha: Yes💕! Say my name! Say my fucking name while you fuck me!!~ FUCK!~💕 I love how your cock feels!!~💕 Don't stop!! Fuck me! FUCK ME!!💕

Pyrrha feels Jaune grab her neck firmly and carefully. That makes her arch her back. With this small change in position Jaune moves his hips desperately.

Jaune: OH PYRRHA!!~💕

Pyrrha: Fuck!!~💕 Do you want to breed me?! Then fucnking do it!!! Get me pregnant! Breed this little bunny! Breed her!! BREED HER GOOD!!!!💕

Jaune: PYRRHAAAA!!!💕

Jaune takes her head and pull her back for a kiss, while on that moment he shoots his hips forward. Burying his cock all the way inside her, shooting a big load of baby juice deep inside her. It was so much that her body couldn't keep it all inside. Letting it slip out of her, creating a puddle of cum beneath her while traces of it are running down her thighs. After a few seconds, the two stop kissing. And with a loving look, and trembling legs, Pyrrha says…

Pyrrha: I love you~💕

Jaune:‼️

Jaune's heart fires up again, pumping blood to his cock. Starting the second round of mating. After all, bunnies do fuck.

Pyrrha: OH JAUNE!!!💕

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Pyrrha: Why am I attracted to pathetic men and what's the scientific reason behind it?

[novankenn]

You Don't OWN ME!

Jacques Schnee had come to Beacon on a mission. The being a huntress foolishness of Weiss was going to end, and he was here to bring her back to Atlas, back to the SDC. It was time for her to be the figure head of the family's company. Stepping off his private bullhead, he saw Weiss standing a little distance off, obviously waiting for his arrival.

Jacques: Weiss.

Weiss: Father? Wh... what are you doing here?

Jacques: Don't stutter, it is unbecoming of one of your station.

Weiss: My apologies father.

Jacques: As for why I am here. I have come to fetch you. There has been enough of this Huntress foolishness.

Weiss: Excuse me?

Jacques: Go pack you things. You are coming with me back to Atlas.

Weiss: Excuse me?

Jacques: I will not be repeating myself. Now hurry.

Weiss: Ah... no.

Jacques: What did you just say?

Weiss: I said no. I am staying here, I am staying with my friends, and I am continuing with my training.

Jacques: I SAID you are coming back to Atlas There is NO discussion!

Weiss: I said no.

Jacques: You are my child, and you will do as you are told!

Weiss: No.

As Weiss was standing her ground a public bullhead landed, allowing Jaune Arc and Pyrrha Nikos to disembark. The pair saw Weiss, and proceeded to walk over to see what was going on.

Jacques: This is the LAST time I am telling you. Go and pack. You are returning to Atlas with me.

Weiss: No I am not. I am staying here.

Jaune: Weiss is everything okay?

Pyrrha: Is this man bothering you?

Jacques: This is a family matter. It is of no concern of either of you.

Weiss: Yes it does concern them.

Jacques: It does not. Now, go get your things, or we will be leaving without them.

Weiss: You don't own me...

Jacques: You are my...

Weiss: They OWN me!

Jacques chokes on his own spit as Weiss grabs Jaune and Pyrrha's hands. Weiss: (Giving her father a sinister grin) Father... this is Pyrrha Nikos and Jaune Arc... my fiancees

Jacques: (Choking) WH...WH... WHAT!?!

Weiss: Don't stutter father, it's unbecoming. Oh, Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: Yes?

Weiss: I think it's time.

Pyrrha: Really? This soon?

Jaune: Time? Time for what?

Weiss: You think we can do it?

Pyrrha: Between the pair of us, easily.

Jaune: What are you guys going on about?

Jacques: En... Enough of these games! Weiss...

Weiss: Oh this is not a game... father...

Jaune: I'm confused.

Pyrrha: (Kissing Jaune's cheek) Don't you worry, sweetie... it'll all make sense when we start.

Jaune: Now I'm even more confused.

Weiss: I'm sorry you came all this way for nothing, father... but if you had BOTHERED to contact me you would have found out that I am going to stop training as a huntress...

Jacques/ Jaune: Huh?

Weiss: And become a full time stay at home mom.

Jaune: WHAT?!?

Jacques: Urk... (grabs at his chest and grows pale)

Pyrrha: Let's go back to the dorm Jaune... we have a record to break.

Jaune: Oh god...

Weiss: Should we just break it together... or...

Pyrrha: Or?

Weiss: Each do it separately?

Pyrrha: Ohhhh.... I like that idea!

Jacques: Urk... Ack... Ahh... gaa... (collapses to the ground)

Pyrrha moves around to Jaune's other side, and with Weiss they start dragging Jaune away.

Jaune: God help me!

[zexapher]

Beacon Hauntings

I would like to first apologize to the Arkos folks for subjecting them to the Haunted Pyrrha Plush. That said, I quite like this Haunted Beacon idea, Evil Ghost Pyrrha trying to possess people/objects. maybe I’ll have to write a little short story for it.

Made this little edit last night as part of another project, thought there was a good template in it so I put together this little spinoff. The original made me think of that floating meme, so I added in the Pyrrha Plush and here we are. Rebuilding the tops of Weiss and Jaune’s heads took a bit of busy work, but was actually a lot easier than I expected.

It came out pretty good, imo. Hope you all get as much a kick out of it as I have. Thanks to u/TheWestphalianGwent for a little help with the Pyrrha Plush!

The template, for anyone interested in playing around with it.

[linkman447]

The married life (Pyrrha)

Jaune: honey I’m home

Pyrrha comes out in an apron: welcome home my big strong husband

They kiss

Jaune: so are our friends here yet

Pyrrha: oh ren and Nora say they’ll be here in about 3 hours

Jaune: what about Ruby, Yang, Blake, and Weiss

Pyrrha has a forced smile: oh sorry honey they said they can’t make it

Flash back

Pyrrha and team rwby are sitting in an interrogation room with a table between them 

Pyrrha: so you hussies wanna come in my home as steal my husband

Ruby: N-No we just-

Pyrrha slammed a folder on the table with the title “our plan to steal jaune”

Yang: god damn it ruby why did you make that

Blake: much less leave it where someone can find it

Weiss: well we want what you have and we will get it

Pyrrha: oh really

2 hours later

The girls of rwby are on the ground battered and bruised

Pyrrha: now I must get home my “husband” will be home soon

Flashback ends

Pyrrha: it’s a real shame

Jaune: ya and Ruby wanted to show me something. Oh what ever lets have a nice winter holiday

Pyrrha: oh I have an idea we have 3 hours till ren and Nora show up so…

She grabs his hand and places it on her chest

Pyrrha: let’s start on my holiday present

Jaune: YES

He picks her up and rushes to their bedroom

Pyrrha: (I hope those bitches learned their lesson

[falleri-salvatore]

Schnarkos Headcanons in the form of bad jokes and piss-poor humor

*Hypothethical dialogues in an alternate timeline where Jaune married both Pyrrha and Weiss* ------- Straw Feminist: You pig, women aren't collectibles for you to feed your own ego. They are their own person, stop imposing your will on them. Jaune: *blinks* *blinks again* I'm flattered that you think so highly of me, that you believe I can actually tell them what to do. ------

Straw Feminist: Disgusting. Two wives? You are an example of everything that is wrong with the Patriarchy. Jaune: ....You don't understand; they are not my wives, I'm their husband. Difference.

[smh0217]

Jaune, about his proposal to Pyrrha: She said Yes!

Ruby: What was the question?

Ren: Will you marry me?

Ruby: ??? No???

[logar3]

Arkos - Dancing

[davidellisartworkstuff]

They're not angry... They're just disappointed. 😞

[superiorsturgeon]

Jamie: (Arkos son) I hate my life.

Jamie: When I was younger I found out that my mom was everybody’s celebrity crush…

Jamie: …and now my classmates keep developing crushes on my dad!

Nala: (Bumbleby daughter) EW!!! That’s so gross! Who could possibly be crushing on a friend’s dad?!?! 😫

Jenny: (Frosensteel daughter) …

Nala: 😧

Jamie: …no…

Jenny: Just a little bit! Mister Nikos-Arc gives such warm hugs! It makes me wonder what it would be like to…I don’t know…be married to someone who’s tall and blonde and-! 😖

Jamie: *runs out of the room* NOOOOOO….!!!!! 😫

Magna: (Renora daughter) *walks into room* What’s his problem? Did he find out that his dad is kinda hot?

Jamie: *in the distance* …noooooo…..!!!!!! 🤮

[willsonlmt]

How it goes when asking for the parents' blessing : Jaune vs. Pyrrha

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Jaune: Mrs. Nikos, I would be honored if you bestowed your blessings to propose to your daughter.

Mama Nikos: How very kind of you to ask jaune. Yes, you may have it. Please take good care of my daughter and love her right.

Jaune: Thank you, and I will. She's the most important person in my life. I'll always strive to do the best for her.

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Pyrrha down on one knee

Pyrrha: Mrs. Arc, may I have your blessings to marry your son.

A knife gets tossed next to her. Pyrrha looks up to see Mama Arc in a fighting stance with a sword.

Mama arc: Prove your worth to have my son.

[juanarc-thethird]

My Daughter is an Angel... Right?

Jaune's Apartment.

Jaune serves a piece of cake to Pyrrha's mom.

Jaune: It's good that you were able to visit us, Mrs. Nikos. Pyrrha will be happy to see you.

Mama Nikos: Oh thank you, I thought I would be a bother to you two.

Jaune: Nonsense, you are always welcome here.

Mama Nikos: Thank you. *Takes a bite of cake* Oh my god! It's delicious, where did you buy this cake?

Jaune: I made it myself.

Mama Nikos: Oh really? You have to give me the recipe.

Jaune: Sure, just let me go get a pen and paper.

*BAM!* The apartment's front door is flung open.

Pyrrha: Oh Jauney~💕! Your Greek goddess has arrived!

Jaune: *Quietly* Oh shit....

Jaune: Pyrrha before you say anything, your mo-

Pyrrha: *interrupts him* And look… *She pulls out a video camera* I bought this when I was walking here. With this we can film while we fu-

Jaune: Make a cake!!! Great idea. (Please, stop!)

Pyrrha: What? No. It's for you to film me while you fuck me good~💕

Jaune: *Panic* Pyrrha!

Pyrrha: Just like last time when you fuck me on the couch, and treat me like your whore~💕

Jaune: Pyrrha stop!

Pyrrha: I want you to record how I choke with your big cock. How I leave my drooling all over it. I want to see the horny stupid face I make when your breed me. I want you to fuck my brains out in 4k~💕

Jaune: *Covering his face in shame with his hands*

Pyrrha: Jaune? Is something wrong?

Jaune: Your mom came to visit.

Pyrrha: My... MOM?! *She finally turns to look at her mom*

Mama Nikos: *Angry* Jaune, could I speak to my daughter in private?

Jaune: Of course. *Leaves*

Pyrrha: Jaune! Don't leave me alone with her! Jaune! JAUNE!!!!

[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Jaune: Be me. Wake up to the smell of eggs and bacon cooking. Go downstairs. Pyrrha is cooking in the kitchen. I smile at her. She smiles back. Go to the medicine cabinet and take my meds. 2mg of risperderal. I turn back. She’s gone. I start cooking eggs and bacon myself alone.

Blake: Holy Fuck Jaune.

Yang: You maybe want to hang with us?

Jaune: Nah you two are dating. I wouldn’t want to be the third wheel.

Blake: It’s no trouble.

Jaune: Really? It is trouble. Let sleeping dogs lie. Let crazy Jaunes be crazy. I’ll pull through.

Yang: If you’re sure.

Jaune: I am. Don’t worry about silly little me.