#weiss schnee x pyrrha nikos

[superiorsturgeon]

Schnarkos: Weiss’s Birthday Serenade

Weiss: 😴

Weiss: *yawns and stretches, feeling around on either side of herself in bed* 🥱

Weiss: *feels empty bed*

Weiss: *sits up in empty bed* …Pyrrha…? Jaune…?

Weiss: *slides out of bed and pulls on bathrobe* Where could they be…?

Weiss: *steps into hallway*

????: 🎶…blue jean baby…🎶

Weiss: What was that?

????: 🎶…Atlas lady…🎶

Weiss: Pyrrha…? *turns around, looking for the source of the music*

???/???: 🎶 …seamstress for the band~! 🎶

Weiss: …Jaune…? *walks through her house, following music*

Jaune/Pyrrha: 🎶 …pretty eyed…pirate smile…you’ll marry a music maaaan~! 🎶

Weiss: Where are you? *walks faster*

Pyrrha: 🎶 Ballerina…you must’ve seen her…dancing in the sand…! 🎶

Jaune: 🎶 Now she’s in me…always with me…tiny dancer in my hand~!🎶

Weiss: …are those instruments? What’s going on? *starts walking faster towards the front door*

Jaune/Pyrrha: 🎶 But oh how it feels so real, lying here, with no one near…only you…and you can hear me…🎶

Weiss: *puts on slippers*

Jaune: 🎶…when I say softly…🎶

Weiss: *grabs doorknob*

Pyrrha: 🎶…slowly…🎶

Weiss: *opens door*

Jaune/Pyrrha: *standing on a makeshift stage on Armored Angel back patio, singing into a microphone, surrounded by RBYNROE backing them up with various instruments*

Jaune/Pyrrha: 🎶 Hold me closer, tiny dancer…Count the headlights on the hiiiiighwaaaaayy…! 🎶

Weiss: *mouth hanging open in shock/embarrassment* 😳

Jaune/Pyrrha: 🎶…lay me down in sheets of linen… 🎶

Jaune/Pyrrha: 🎶 …you had a busy day todaaaaaayyyy…! 🎶

Oscar: *pulls a cord, unfurling a big banner reading “HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEISS!!!” behind the stage*

Neighbors: *looking out their windows and doors at the spectacle of Weiss in her bathroom being serenaded by impromptu orchestra* 🤨

Weiss: *covers her mouth with her hands, torn between embarrassment and tears of joy* …Pyrrha…Jaune…! I’ve never seen something so sweet and embarrassing…! 🥹 😭

Whitley: *breaks into piano solo* 😎

Pyrrha: *hops down and kisses Weiss’s forehead as she buries her beet-red face in her hands* Happy birthday, beloved! 😘

Jaune: *kisses Weiss’s hair* You’re our tiny dancer, Weiss! We love you! 😁

Weiss: *still hiding* I can’t believe you did all this for my birthday! It’s so ridiculous! Everyone is staring…! How did you arrange all this?!

Jaune: …well, we’ve been sneaking in a little extra time after training sessions! 😅

Pyrrha: We’ve been rehearsing for weeks! 😁

Weiss: …this is the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me…! What did I do to deserve you both…? 😭

Pyrrha: …well…your brother is about to finish his solo…

Jaune: …since everyone is already staring…? *gestures towards the microphone*

Weiss: 🫣

Weiss: …you’re all so ridiculous! I love you so much…! 😭

Jaune/Pyrrha: *lift their Tiny Dancer girlfriend up on the stage*

Jaune/Pyrrha: *climb up on either side and kiss Weiss’s cheeks simultaneously* 😙

Weiss: 🥰

Oscar: *conducting as RBYNRE build up for the chorus*

Weiss/Jaune/Pyrrha: *holding hands* 🎶 HOLD ME CLOSER, TINY DANCER~! 🎶

[falleri-salvatore]

Schnarkos Headcanons in the form of bad jokes and piss-poor humor

*Hypothethical dialogues in an alternate timeline where Jaune married both Pyrrha and Weiss* ------- Straw Feminist: You pig, women aren't collectibles for you to feed your own ego. They are their own person, stop imposing your will on them. Jaune: *blinks* *blinks again* I'm flattered that you think so highly of me, that you believe I can actually tell them what to do. ------

Straw Feminist: Disgusting. Two wives? You are an example of everything that is wrong with the Patriarchy. Jaune: ....You don't understand; they are not my wives, I'm their husband. Difference.

[tekkonair]

Pyrrha's Elysium Chapter Six - Do You Believe in Destiny?

Chapters: 6/?? Fandom: RWBY and Disco Elysium Rating: Teen Warnings: None Relationships: Weiss Schnee/Pyrrha Nikos Summary:

Navigating student life at Beacon Academy can be difficult, especially so for socially-isolated tournament star Pyrrha Nikos. Fortunately, she has twenty-four voices in her head to help her out!

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Welcome to potentially the most absurd idea for a fic I've ever had. 'What if Pyrrha Nikos had the skills from Disco Elysium in her head?' A few of them have been altered to better fit Pyrrha, since she's a very different character to Harry Du Bois.

It's going to be a bit of a wild ride, I hope you enjoy. There will be plenty of references to things that happen in Disco Elysium, so keep an eye out for those.

And yes, Pyrrha will ask Weiss about the Homosexual Underground.

[superiorsturgeon]

TFW you accidentally reveal your inner freak in public.

Weiss walking with team rwby in the halls of Beacon Academy, when Pyrrha and Jaune walk by.

Jaune: morning team rwby

Pyrrha: morning

RBY: morning

Weiss: morning Mommy, Daddy

RWBY: ... what?

Weiss: IMEANPYRRRHA AND JAUNE!!!

Weiss runs away down the hall, well the blond and the redhead smile seductively.

[arc-misadventures]

NNN Coco: With you writing so much about her and Jaune it seems like the right time to do this ask.

NNN: CO

Jaune: Haa... okay, Coco what is it you wanted me to see?

Coco: T-This.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: (Whistles~!)

Jaune: Wow... I knew you could pull off the bunny girl, but I didn't think you could pull it off that well!

Coco: Oh thanks, Jaune.

Jaune: So, what's with the outfit? Proving that you could pull it off, or is it for something else?

Coco: It's... It's November...

Jaune: Yeah, I know. I've been threating, Nora's life if she even thinks about bringing, Christmas items out before, November eleventh. The twelfth is fine, but not before the eleventh!

Coco: Oh, why is that?

Jaune: Because I don't like listening to, Christmas music. I think the transition from, Halloween to, Christmas is too fast, like a minute hasn't even passed, and we're already going from Jacko lanterns to snowmen decorations. Remembrance day is on the eleventh. Things such as those.

Coco: Oh, so it has to do with the timing, Christmas comes into play.

Jaune: Precisely. I don't mind Christmas, it just comes into play too soon in my opinion. But, I don't think that has anything to do with you in that bunny suit now does it?

Coco: N-No it doesn't...

Jaune: Oh what's this? Coco Adel, being all shy, and nervous? Pray tell, pray tell what is really going on with the bunny girl, Ms. Adel?

Coco: It's November... Meaning it's, No Nut November... a-and, I want you make sure you fail...

Jaune: Oh? OH?! Oh, Coco...

Jaune's placed his hand on, Coco's cheek turning her face to look at him.

Jaune: Why are you really doing this? I know you are not doing this to get me to fail some silly little game. You would have put any other girl in a bunny suit to get me to fail. But, why are you trying to get me to fail?

Coco: B-Because I thought it would be fun to make you lose, NNN...

Jaune: Coco... Just say the word...

Coco: The word...?

Jaune: The unspoken word. The word that could make, or break our relationship. The word that we are both too scared to say, but know in our hearts that we must say it. So say the word, Coco. And, I will be yours...

Coco: ...

Coco: J-Jaune...?

Jaune: Yes...?

Coco: I-I...

Jaune: ...

Coco: I love you...

Jaune: Ahh, there it is...

Jaune leaned forward, his lips crashing upon, Coco's causing her to swoon as their kiss deepened, before they broke apart.

Jaune: I love you too, Coco. I would have told you so sooner, but... Something told me that it wasn't me who needed to be the one to say it, it needed to be you. And, I must say... It was worth the wait...

Coco: You jerk~

Coco felt her body fall into, Jaune's as she embraced the feeling of his broad chest. She hummed softly as she felt, Jaune's tender embrace wrap around her.

Coco: So...

Coco: Can I still make you fail, NNN, or is now not the time for that?

Jaune: That depends...

Coco: On?

Jaune: You have any other sexy little numbers you want to try on for me?

Coco: Oh, I can think of one, or two~!

Jaune: Perfect.

~~~

Nora: YESSSSS!!!

Velvet: Fucking finally!

Weiss: (Sniff) That was beautiful...

Yang: Since when was, Jaune such a smooth talker?! He was shit with, Weiss, but god damn that was smooth?!

Pyrrha: Told you.

Ren: I never doubted it.

Blake: Took them long enough.

Fox: I don't think we'll be able to stay at our dorm room tonight.

Yatsuhashi: Not likely...

[davidellisartworkstuff]

"You okay back there, Weiss?"

Weiss: 😳

[iheartmothz]

fashion for gay people

[moistmailman]

Yang: So you and Jaune are finally dating, huh?

Pyrrha, smiling: Yep! I’m so happy.

Yang: Man, I’m sure there are so many people jealous of vomit boy right now. He’s practically living a life of those fan fictions made about you.

Pyrrha: I know, ri-….what?

Yang: You know, those fan fiction your fans make about you and post online. The self insert ones.

Pyrrha:…….people make self insert fan fictions about me?

Yang: Oh god, you didn’t know?! Is this is how you find out?

Pyrrha: What kinda fan fictions would people even write about me?! Where I’m fighting Grimm or something?

Yang: No not really, just ones where you’re dating them is all….and some weird ones too.

Pyrrha: Like what?

Yang: Well uh……there’s a few stories called ‘My mom sold me to Pyrrha Nikos’

Pyrrha: WHAT?! WHY?!

Yang, shrugging: I don’t know. Let me ask Weiss.

Pyrrha: WEISS MADE ONE ABOUT ME?!

Yang: Oh shit, that was supposed to be a secret.

[rachetmath]

Retracing Steps

Nora: Jaune?

Jaune: *researching*

Nora: Jaune?! Jaune?!!

Jaune: What?

Nora: Jaune I get you and Lewis were friends but he’s gone.

Jaune: I know.

Ren: So what are we looking for? His grave?

Jaune: No. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Emerald: Then what is it?

Jaune: His first draft.

Nora: You mean his book?

Jaune: Yeah. Lewis censored a lot of information. More importantly, his story was based on his diary. I don’t know what happened to him but he still lived in Vacuo or moved. He had to have taken it with him.

Nora: But what’s so important is that you need his book.

Jaune: *silent*

Nora: No. Jaune you’re not thinking– Are you-

Jaune: Slow down. Yes, I’m looking for a way to return to the Ever After. But not for me. For Salem.

Ren: What?

Jaune: When I was in the Ever After, I thought Ascension just meant death. Which it is. However, it’s also about rebirth. Making changes in one’s self. 

Emerald: And? What does this have to do with Salem? 

Jaune: Think about what Ruby told us. Salem failed to learn the value of life and death. In The Ever After you still die but-

Emerald: Salem’s immortal Jaune.

Jaune: Listen. After you die or are taken by the tree as Ruby described, you are sent to the forger. The forger has the power to create, reforge, and repair you.

Nora: Jaune we fail to see your point.

???: I get it.

Ren: Ruby? When did you and your team-

Ruby: Sorry. I was looking for Jaune a while ago. They were just helping me look. I wanted to talk but that can wait. Jaune, if what I’m guessing is correct then if you find this portal back to The Ever After, you can send Salem there.

Jaune: Yes. However once I find it and see if it works, I need Raven there before sending Salem. 

Yang: Why my mom?

Jaune: Her semblance allows her to travel anywhere as long as she has been there before. 

Ruby: And unlike the staff, it ignores time and space. That means Raven can easily leave the Ever After without having to go through the door again.

Emerald: Okay. Stop! You keep talking about the Ever After but what about Salem?! What does any of this have to do with beating Salem?!

Ruby: *smile* It’s possible but only a theory. If we send Salem to the Ever After, allowing the tree to take her-

Weiss: Then she ascends. 

Blake: Allowing the forger to reset her.

Yang: Leaving her-

Jaune: That’s right.  She can be imprisoned or she can return but maybe as… a mortal.

NER: !!!!

Nora: Meaning…

Ren: She can finally be killed.

Ruby: Exactly. 

Nora: Yes! Fearless Leader strikes again. *hugs Jaune*

Jaune: Nora, calm down. Besides like Ruby said it’s theoretical. And even so, she could come back maybe stronger than before.

Weiss: Maybe. But still-

Yang: It’s better than nothing.

Jaune: *continues his research*

Ruby: Hey, can you all leave for a minute? I want to talk to Jaune alone. 

NER and WBY: *leave*

Jaune: *sigh*

Ruby: I’m… I’m… I’m sorry.

Jaune: For what?

Ruby: For what happened on the bridge? 

Jaune: *stops what he’s doing for a second*

Ruby: I… I figured out what happened. Put two and two together. And… I’m sorry.

Jaune: *continues working* Just promise this. Don’t be like them.

Ruby: Like who?

Jaune: Pyrrha. Penny. And Alyx.

Ruby: I don't -

Jaune: Pyrrha thought she could do it. Though it was slim she still went in with no way out. She could have lived to fight by our side if she hadn't been egotistic. Penny could have lived if she had been a little more selfish. Willingly to put her life first before others. What made her death even sadder was… she died a puppet on the strings. Alyx died because of ignorance. She thought irrationally. Jump to conclusions. Not taking the time to think things through. All those things probably are what ultimately led her to her death. She was truly a naive girl.

Ruby: *silent*

Jaune: Look Ruby, your silver eyes are not the only things that make you special. And just because you get praise for it doesn't mean you should let them define you. You are not alone. So please, count on me to help. Or at least your team. Don't die over pride. 

Ruby: *hugs Jaune*

Jaune: Hm. Hey, what's- …oh.

Ruby: *in tears* 

Jaune: *sighs and smiles* Alright, I’ll take a break, for you at least.

Ruby: Thank you.

[howi99]

Cafeteria

Nora: So, fearless leader, you ever got a crush?

Yang and Pyrrha: *choking on their food*

Jaune: *thinking* I had a friend, when i was 8 or 9. Though i can't really remember her name well, i still have a memento of her on me. I also gave her something, but i'm sure she must have forgotten me by now. *Laugh*

Nora: Oh oh! Can we see it?

Jaune: Hm? I mean, yeah, sure. *Search in the front pocket of his shirt* she gave me this a bit before leaving.

Weiss: *looking at it* Feathers?

Jaune: *smiling* She said it was a gift from her adoptive father. She wanted me to have it, so i would remember her.

Ruby: Aw~ that's so cute! And what did you give her?

Jaune: *blushing* I know it wasn't the best gift to give to a girl, but i gave her a knife my dad gifted to me. He told me to give it to someone i felt was important to me and... Well, i wanted her to be safe.

Yang: Woah there! You gave her something that important!? You really must have liked her, eh?

Jaune: *smale laugh* yeah, i really did.

[linkman447]

Jaune’s family

Nora: hey fearless leader what’s your mom like

Jaune: uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh

Memories

Mama Arc: oh jaune dear you can’t be a huntsman then who will make me grandchildren

Jaune: but what about my older sisters

Mama Arc: hush now dear save that energy for finding a nice girl to make me grandchildren

Present

Nora: oh come on jaune-jaune it couldn’t be that bad what about after you said you go accepted

Jaune just gains a blank look in his eyes

Flashback

Jaune: look mom I got accepted into beacon

Mama Arc: ok baby the first thing you need to do is find all the huntresses and use that arc charm of yours

Jaune: oooookey

Mama Arc: then find the combat instructor Glynda

Jaune: right?

Mama Arc: and then make me grandchildren!!!!

Jaune: I’m leaving now

Flashback ends

Nora: well?

Jaune: well what?

Nora: did you follow her advice

Pyrrha: jaune it’s time for training

Yang: yeah lover boy

Blake: and don’t forget to stretch so you can go for longer

Weiss: indeed you dolt

Ruby: it’ll be fun

Velvet: um and I’ll uh try to take photos to help /////

Glynda: ara ara~ yes training mr. Arc

Nora: ahhhh I see… have fun

[superiorsturgeon]

Schnarkos: Time Lapse

Weiss, Vol 1: *drooling over Pyrrha’s champion abs, not interested in scraggly noodle boi Jaune*

Pyrrha: *puts Jaune on the Nikos Huntsman training program™️*

Weiss, Vol 9: *drooling over muscular daddy knight Jaune*

Weiss: *pause*

Weiss: …huh, that’s new…

[falleri-salvatore]

JSPR Polycule PSA

Just wish to correct a misconception and let it be known that the Polycule involving Ruby, Weiss, Jaune and Pyrrha is NOT Jaune’s Harem; it’s Weiss’ Wet Dream. That is all.

[tekkonair]

Schneekos Week 2024! Chapter Six

Chapters: 6/6 Fandom: RWBY Rating: Teen Warnings: None Relationships: Weiss Schnee/Pyrrha Nikos Summary:

Herein lies my contribution to Schneekos Week 2024! Expect fluff, romance, lesbianism, useless lesbianism, and a whole bunch of different AUs. Some will be long, some will be short. I hope you enjoy!

Day One (15th): Fantasy (Pyrrha is a centaur knight coming to rescue her fiancé, the fay-adjacent Weiss, from her cruel father!)

Day Three (17th): High School/College (Pyrrha is a star quarterback, Weiss is a fencer. Both find themselves equally distracted by the other)

Day Four (18th): Faunus (Weiss is a centaur faunus, and trains with Pyrrha's instructor to better use her traits in battle)

Day Five (19th): Rivals to Lovers (Weiss and Pyrrha are top-class drivers, going head to head for charity with a forefeit for the loser)

Day Six (20th): Scars (Weiss and Pyrrha won the war against Salem, but not without suffering some scars along the way)

Day Seven (21th): Free Day (Weiss' brain works a little differently to most peoples'. And that's okay, she just needs someone to explain a few things to her sometimes)

@schneekosweek

[lovingdabeessss]

M E M E S FOR R W B Y

Blake going home after being a run away for years reuniting with her family only to burn their huge house down is unendingly funny and what loving caring parents they look over all her mistakes and loved her unconditionally

Then there’s “you lost your arm cause your fucking stupid and you deserved it” taiyang xiao long I love them

Rwbys such a good show

[arc-misadventures]

Hey, I Got You Some Cake

Jaune on a date with his girlfriend:

“Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!”

‘Click.’

Jaune: …

Jaune: …

Jaune: …

Jaune: (Deep breath)

Jaune: Haaa…

Jaune: …

Nora: Uhh…? You… you okay, Jaune?

Jaune: It’s nothing, Nora… Just a dream… just another…

Jaune: Nightmare…