#even if I deliberately exaggerated the worst examples of the movement for the sake of humor.
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Schnarkos Headcanons in the form of bad jokes and piss-poor humor
*Hypothethical dialogues in an alternate timeline where Jaune married both Pyrrha and Weiss* ------- Straw Feminist: You pig, women aren't collectibles for you to feed your own ego. They are their own person, stop imposing your will on them. Jaune: *blinks* *blinks again* I'm flattered that you think so highly of me, that you believe I can actually tell them what to do. ------
Straw Feminist: Disgusting. Two wives? You are an example of everything that is wrong with the Patriarchy. Jaune: ....You don't understand; they are not my wives, I'm their husband. Difference.
#rwby#rwby shitpost#jaune arc#weiss schnee#pyrrha nikos#jaune arc x weiss schnee#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#weiss schnee x pyrrha nikos#rwby whiteknight#rwby arkos#rwby schnarkos#pyrrha lives au#this is going to piss the feminazis#I just know it#even if I deliberately exaggerated the worst examples of the movement for the sake of humor.
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