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My spidersona is just gonna be Peter D. Spider, who ate the spider spider fruit
#I amuse myself#nobody else matters#tbh I’m hilarious#if you don’t agree that’s sad for u#but also I’m serious#my spider sona is def gonna be pirate themed at the very least#not hating the spider fruit idea tho#Black Maria had a very specific model okay#so the spider spider fruit is still on the table
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tgcf book spoilers, but one mu qing and xie lian snippet that I think about a lot is this one, at the start of xie lian’s second banishment when he’s surprised to hear mu qing being described as generous and kind:
as opposed to this memory from before his first ascension when mu qing started giving out cherries to the kids in the city:
I think it just really goes to show 1) how deeply mq’s actions truly affected xl and what he thought of him, but also 2) just how different mq and xl are fundamentally in the way that they think and approach things.
I don’t have a lot of commentary on xl that hasn’t already been said, but bc we get the story from xl’s pov, we see a lot of mq’s actions being framed as selfish or suspicious (which is fair, bc again, we know how much his actions hurt xl), but we also see a lot of misconstrued kindness, like in book 8 where it’s revealed that he knocked out fx in order to save him. it’s also pretty obvious how much mq still cares abt xl, with how quickly he volunteers as fu yao and the lengths he goes to protect him when he deems hc a threat, so I also think it’s very likely that mq leaving the trio first was exactly what he said it was — that he thought becoming a junior official, ascending quickly, would be the best way to take care of not just his mother, but also xl, fx, the king and queen, and himself, and so in a way, him leaving was him acting on his kindness. but ofc it doesn’t work out, and he spends the next 800 years fighting w/ fx about it, defending himself, his decisions, and his kindness, and nitpicking the accuracies of his statues while he himself remains completely misunderstood by the two people he probably cares abt the most.
and idk, I guess I just think that’s probably a really lonely way to spend 800 years.
#idk where I was going w this actually#but misunderstood mq who cares so much abt how he’s perceived is smth that I think abt a lot#really resonates w my eldest daughter scapegoat of the family trauma tbh#also to be clear I don’t think xl was in the wrong for chasing him away either#I think they were both just twenty year olds doing their best in a situation that twenty year olds shouldn’t have to face#that said I do think it’s hilarious and incredible that fq spent 800 years beating each other up instead of having one (1) conversation#anyway! I love all three of them! I’m glad they get a happy post canon!#oh also I think mq deserved more than just a ‘just so u know dianxia never thought that poorly of u! just be normal!’#i think he deserves an apology actually#tgcf#tgcf spoilers#mu qing#xie lian#feng xin#xianle trio#yams thoughts
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While Edwin’s more than a bit stand-offish and definitely not the most tactful, I never did get the sense that he doesn’t like people - in fact, I think his insistence that he’s “not good with people” and his general emotional detachment/disinterest has a lot more to do with his assumption that they don’t or won’t like him.
And while that’s very sad to think about… it’s not as if his belief here is hard to understand, considering his past experiences. But it’s left him quite guarded and lonely, and of course, the more he isolates himself from people other than Charles (and even here, he allows himself little vulnerability), the more he reinforces this fear that people won’t like him, and the less he allows himself to properly sympathize or empathize with others, which is why his friendships with Crystal and Niko and Monty (short-lived as that was) are so important. Once he started to let some of those walls down, to not be so scared of vulnerability and to be around people who allow themselves to feel and want so readily (to live! who allow themselves to live without fear of loving!), he’s really not nearly as bad with people as he seems to think he is - and, in fact, he’s actually quite good at saying or doing the right thing for them when it really counts.
#he really does mean well :’)#he also LOVES being a sassy petty little show off but these two things can and do coexist and in fact. improve the overall vibe lol#honestly Edwin is so funny. I don’t even find him that mean tbh that level of petty has always been hilarious to me.#if id known him in high school I definitely would’ve sat near him in class. don’t know. I feel teenage me would’ve considered him#‘potential friend’ or at least ‘someone to work on group assignments with’#lol but anyways edwin makes me very sad#that boy lives his (after)life in so much fear#storyrambles#dead boy detectives#this is a bit of a mess but I’m just going to post it as is#edwin payne#random thoughts
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I’ve been having a giggle over the fact that Great and Tyme will do it on Great’s pool table and then I realized something. In some of the sex scenes Tyme & Great are wearing necklaces and in others they’re not. So now I believe Great MIGHT be seeing two different times he has sex with Tyme when he sees himself sleeping with him in the future.
When Great’s about to kiss Tyme these are all shots that are intercut throughout. In the top two they’re wearing necklaces but in the bottom they aren’t. This could also just mean they take off the necklaces at some point or even that it’s a continuity error (lol) BUT I also think the top two look like they’re happening on the pool table while the bottom one is on a black bed (which has to be Great’s…) which could mean they’re two separate instances. Again, they could just be going at it all over Great’s house but I still think it could be two different scenes. If anything about the multiple timeline theories are true too then maybe these are even diff timelines somehow??? But I still feel like I don’t know enough to confidently say that… since BOC is showing ep4 in the theater with an 18+ rating I’m assuming we’re gonna see Great and Tyme have sex so maybe I can find out how insane of a theory this actually is next week
I’m also fairly sure they’re wearing the same outfits here (from the trailer) as they are at the end of ep3 which means this could be coming next ?? And at the end of ep3 neither of them were wearing necklaces which MEANS maybe the no-necklace sex scene happens in ep4 but also like. People change clothes so if they don’t sleep together right after where ep3 left off then ?/$:?;! I also think if these are separate sex scenes the likelihood that we get everything at once might not be high so maybe one (them without necklaces) comes before the other (them with necklaces) and Great gets his ass eaten while they’re wearing necklaces so do with that what u will btw
In conclusion this is how I feel trying to analyze minimal info from Great’s flashes of of sex with Tyme and just theorizing abt 4 minutes in general:
#shoutout to mint who got to read this in a more insane way when I sent it to them at 2am feeling very crazed#I’m using pepe silvia charlie a lot these days which checks out tbh#guys I really feel so ?/!/&-?:&:$&*[+€|~€|¥\!\!#if this is extremely wrong it’s ok but if I’m even a little right it’s hilarious#4 minutes#b.txt
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how did i end up with an x-men/cherik fixation after deadpool and wolverine. did i miss something
#i’m not complaining#but like hi who are yall#it’s awesome tho cuz i get to dig thru all my dads vintage x-men comics#i couldn’t be happier#also scogan is here too#like hiii#kinda hilarious how wolverine gets shipped with so many x-men#tbh#x-men#wolverine#cherik#deadpool and wolverine
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I’m officially past the ‘young’ timeline in house of the dragon, and I liked young Rhaenyra, but adult Rhaenyra??
I love her 🖤
King Viserys, to his daughter, who LITERALLY just gave birth: ‘I do hope the labour was easy.’
Rhaenyra, pausing, and then, casually: ‘I think I called the midwife a cunt.’
#anyway I’m having good fun with this#mostly#the men got on my nerves less than I initially expected but that is rapidly changing#tbh I’m mostly speeding through so I can read the fanfic and have at least some clue what’s going on#the show itself is basically just a medieval fantasy soap opera#and I definitely agree: not enough dragons#(and too many men as Olivia and Emma both hilarious and rightly said)#House of the Dragon#Rhaenyra Targaryen#Rhaenicent#don’t come after me for things I say about the show I’m just a casual enjoyer I’m only here for the vibes#I never even watched GoT#seemed like too much of a commitment with the number of seasons#personal
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hit a follower milestone so just want to say ilysm and hopefully can do something fun to celebrate soon 💕
#I need to finish the one that’s for the last one lmao#sentences border on senseless#but also I’m so curious how many are real/active#since this is a 13-year-old account#ps hilarious that after I made this someone unfollowed#which tbh is what I assumed might happen#but I think it’s worth celebrating that you choose to be here!! so thank you!!
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Scout’s ma: C’mon, what’s your name?
Spy: In all honesty, ma petite chou fleur, I am not the biggest fan of my surname
Scout’s ma, without thinking: You can have mine
Spy: What
Scout’s ma: What
#itsallmine#brought to you by the fact Jay Pinkerton just said ‘we thought it’d be hilarious if Spy’s name was Eugene Hinkle’#so if this is how you found this out I’m sorry#anyway fuckin#Eugene Hinkle#spy#team fortress 2#team fortress two#tf2#tf2 spy#for the record I didn’t mind Herbert. I don’t mind Eugene! I just don’t like Hinkle tbh#apologies for all the Hinkles out there#Eugene Willis sounds so much better than Eugene Hinkle#scout’s ma#tf2 scout’s mom#update it was fake but you can pry this cute interaction from my cold dead hands
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oh man sometimes I scroll through this blog and read the things I say and am struck by crippling self awareness holy hell
#look I’m just saying this blog makes me seem very very not straight#(what with all the talk of soda in drag and the way that I keep tagging things w/ “thoughts of a guy who is straight istg”…etc)#this ain’t a bad thing necessarily it’s just a neutral thing and it’s kinda funny to me lol#would y’all believe that irl I’m known for being a gym rat; a “tough juvenile delinquent”; and also a flirt (w/ GIRLS not guys)?#I don’t think folks irl would recognize me based on this tbh and that’s getting pretty hilarious to me#rambling#personal stuff#delete later
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PEOPLE YUME WITH OC’S????
#this isn’t /neg at all I’m just lowkey shocked#I didn’t know that was an option 😭#kinda hilarious tbh /silly#this isn’t about my oc’s btw I just saw ppl asking other artists about it#and was like ?!!!!#sunny’s yapping ☀️#twisted wonderland
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not allowed to not have used scatterbug. mandatory scatterbug.
#not a poll#this shall be fixed shortly#my L+ratio+quiver dance+hurricane moment tbh#I’m gonna keep the original bc it’s hilarious
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Idc that Dexter is a red head, id let him hit in every position, every night and idc that he kills people
#he’s the only red head I’d hit#yes Dexter is a red head and idc what yall say#but he’s a hot red head#he’s so fine and for what#I decided to give the show another chance cuz dex is hot as fuck and he’s actually hilarious#and we love to see it#but now I’m like wow am I fucked up for being on his side#I’d be Lila but without the psychopathic and murder tendencies#I’d support him tbh#Dexter#dexter morgan
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Todays tmph was absolutely wild. I feel like I have whiplash. I couldn’t not sketch them
#I should post my sketches more often tbh#I don’t think I’ve ever posted or reblogged any gg nsp tmph or starbomb stuff ever lmao#this is how it comes out I’m a gg fan ig#hilarious to have a Hannibal blog with one random gg sketch 😭#game grumps#ten minute power hour#tmph#game grumps fanart#the grumps#dan avidan#dan avidan fanart#arin hanson#arin hanson fanart#study#sketch#digital sketch#cringeworm’s art
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Be me go on Twitter
Seeing some sugarduo fans pissed and upset Chayanne put Bad and Forever on the heart. Some going dark. All over a Minecraft egg.
Deathduo fans laughing being like ah yes normal Chayanne behavior. Chayanne would put forever with anyone to protect his dad’s marriage. He legit caged forever you Remeber.
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Me casually gets back into gravity falls, not even knowing that there’s a new book out
Imagine my surprise when 90% of my GF feed is how apparently Bill might be my father. No Bill, I will NOT do a DNA test. I need to keep some my own sanity. As little as there is.
#gravity falls#book of bill#book of bill spoilers#tbh I’m not surprised#bill has always been in the spotlight#not petty or anything#just thought it was hilarious
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I love the (few, but existing) headcanons surrounding Lan Jingyi’s ‘parents’ or who in the MDZS universe could potentially be his parents because they’re so different from my unhinged brain, like I always just assumed he spawned somewhere deep in Gusu’s forests as a mysterious Fae egg and was brought back to the cloud recesses to incubate and hatch as the new chaos gremlin of the Lan clan
#in other words#i smoke too much weed and forget to take my meds#🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃#mdzs#the untamed#lan jingyi#mo dao zu shi#mdzs headcanons#u know that boy’s part Fae don’t fuckin lie#his parents probably knew he was gonna be too much to handle and threw his ass across the veil ahdhaAJDHAJD#mdzs crack#????? sorta#bc I’m not actually serious tbh I just think it would be hilarious lmaoooo#mdzs au#trickster Fae LJY LESSSGOOOOO#mdzs juniors#apple babble 🍎
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