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Drew Starkey

Drew Starkey & Omar Apollo Test Their Friendship | All About Me - Harper's BAZAAR

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what do we think???

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He’s so pathetic I wanna sit on his face so bad😩

JOSH HARTNETT as ZEKE TYLER

THE FACULTY (1998) dir. Robert Rodriguez

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You know damn well reader made him do those photo shoots too😩

i just combusted, thank yew!

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Peak tism is ordering something that comes with something you don’t like so you ask for that thing to be taken off, then realize they didn’t take it off so you have to do it yourself but it still tastes like that thing so you’re eating it with disgust the whole time

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Yall aren’t ready for the masterpiece me and dolly are cooking with this😩

WWE!Rafe x SocialMedia!Manager!Reader for a fic @that-sarcastic-writer is working on 🥊

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Hold up cause me and @hauntedfawnn are cooking up the juiciest most delicious WWE!Rafe fic. SHHH WERE COOKING.

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look at all that wowwowowowow

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I need this man biblically, carnally, spiritually. Every day, every night. On the kitchen counter, on the couch, on the floor. I don’t think yall understand me. I need him so bad it’s unhealthy

@hauntedfawnn @rafescorpsebride

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I need to sit on his fucking nose dude @hauntedfawnn @rafescorpsebride

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OMG????? YES DADDDYYY

2025 is gonna be year bill and Josh will feed us fr😩

Bill Skarsgård as Eddie Locked (2025) | Dir. Sam Raimi

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He’s so nasty HELLO???? NEED THIS SO BAD

Being needy while Rafe is at work….

CW: phone sex, dirty talk, masturbation, daddy kink,

Rafe Cameron being your boyfriend was amazing and you couldn’t be happier. But one of the downsides was how much he worked, the late nights and the business trips. You were his favorite girl in the world though and he spoiled you with his love in all the ways he knew how. One of Rafe’s primary love languages was gift giving, something you woke up to earlier that morning on your side table. It was a small velvet box and inside was a custom made collar necklace.

One side read “Princess.” And the other side read “Slut.”

As you laid in bed later that night, wearing your favorite set of pajamas and lingerie, you waited for Rafe’s call. Your new necklace secure on your neck. Your phone finally vibrated, making your eyes blink rapidly. You must have dozed off but you answered. “Hey, baby!”

“Hey, princess.” Rafe’s low rumble on the other side of the phone was clear and you smiled. “How was your day, baby girl?” You tell him everything you did, adjusting yourself against the soft pillows before you thank him.

“Thank you for the necklace, Rafe. it’s so pretty.”

“Yeah? You like it, bunny? Mmm, which side of it do you have on right now?” You recognize the turn of his voice.

“I have it on ‘Princess.” You answer him and he makes a noise of approval.

“Mmm, why don’t you flip it around for me? I’m gonna FaceTime you.” Rafe explains before you shift your call, you hear the notification and see his handsome face on your camera.

His tie was undone, his suit pressed neatly as he leaned back in his office chair and he swept his eyes over you. “You’re perfect, princess. But I love seeing Slut across your neck. I wish it was my hand.” He smirks and you return the expression.

“Needy for me over the phone, daddy?”

“I feel like I’m gonna fuckin bust out of my pants. I miss your sweet wet pussy, baby girl. Miss it milking me dry.” You move, your knees pressing together and you turn the screen down.

Separating your thighs, you show him your damp panties in the middle and you hear him suck in a breath. “Fuck..you’re so wet for me, princess. I can’t take it. I want you so bad.”

You reach over to your drawer in your bedside table, pulling out your vibrator and you click it on. You move the phone up. Rafe grunts as you hold it against your chest, causing goosebumps to rise on the exposed area of your tits as you listen to him unbuckle his belt.

“Lemme see that pretty pussy. I wanna see it twitch while you think about my dick pulsing in you, princess.” Rafe orders and you immediately listen.

You remove your underwear, tossing them off the side of the bed and you press the toy against your clit. Holding the phone down so he can see it. You whimper as Rafe lets out a sharp exhale as you see him maneuver his body, his strong forearm flexing as he takes his cock in his fist. Pants and boxers down his thigh.

His red leaking tip drips onto his hand as he strokes it, moaning as you slide the vibrator down to your entrance, your slick making it easier.

“That’s it, baby. I want you creamin all over me. I wanna smear it all over your pussy and ass. I’m gonna mark your perfect body,” He huffs as you whine and spread your legs wider.

“Yeah? I want you to cum in me, daddy. I want my pretty boy to make me cry because it feels so fucking good,” You manage as your eyes start to roll back as Rafe speeds up.

“You’re such a fucking slut, huh? About to cum just thinking about me? Thinking about me railing that tight cunt? Then sucking up your mess with my mouth?” He groans as you move the toy against your center again, your chest heaving as your back arches off the bed.

“Feels so good, Rafe.” You whisper.

“I bet it does, princess. I wanna wrap my hand around your throat while I fuck you, make sure everyone can hear you scream how good daddy makes you feel.”

That pushed you over the edge and you cried out. You gripped the vibrator, trembling as you came all over the wand. Rafe followed suit and he moaned loudly, cum gushing all over his fist and fingers. He panted and his stomach flexed underneath his shirt as he fucked himself through it.

You removed the toy, raising the phone so he could see your face as you licked off the tip. Cum coating your tongue.

“Ah, fuck. My pretty little whore being so good for me. Sucking off what I’m gonna taste as soon as I get home.” Rafe gasped and let his hand fall off, his dick slapping against his thigh.

“I miss you,” You say quietly as you relax against the bed and Rafe gives you a soft smile.

“I miss you too, princess. I’ll be home in a few hours. Better get some sleep. You’re going to need it. I’m gonna stretch that pussy of yours and take my time. My pretty bunny deserves to be worshiped.”

@hauntedfawnn @rafesheaven @oceandriveab @oceanblvd111 @sturnioloshacker @cameronsprincess @stillwjk-channie-lixie @starkeysbabygirl @rafescvntyclubgf

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JOSH HARTNETT as COOPER

TRAP (2024) dir. M. Night Shyamalan

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thinking of a dimly lit room, incessant plap plap plaps of skin slapping skin on the other side of a locked door that no one would dare enter, and incessant whines, some of them muffled in a merciful pillow and the others cried out, shrill and tinted with pleasure, and a love drunk, almost slurring voice that moans, "you're so pretty", "you're so good for me", 'your pussy feels so good', "you feel so good" over and over again

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That’s my daddy yall idc😩

JOSH HARTNETT as WYATT WALKER

IDA RED (2021) dir. John Swab

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Omg tysm for the rec!! So many amazing Russell bits, means a lot that I’m included in this🩷

Russell Shaw Fic Recs List

Rec list under Read More:

He's My Man by @luci-in-trenchcoats - The reader receives an anonymous text from a new client needing an off the books patch job. However he’s annoyingly good looking and the last thing you need is some ex-special ops guy hanging around. Unfortunately for you, Russell Shaw isn’t the kind of guy to walk away when he knows something’s wrong…

Spicy Things by @decaf-mother - Russell likes your spicy attitude.

Waiting For the Real Thing by @rizlowwritessortof - You can't serve in the same unit with somebody without getting pretty close. She managed to survive around him until a couple of years ago. And when she hears about their brother-in-arms troubles, she heads that way to help out. Of course, Russ beat her to it. And now she just can't make herself leave without seeing him.

The War Correspondent by @bullet-prooflove - A mysterious phone call from a retired War Correspondent leads Russell on a journey he doesn't expect.

Home by @bullet-prooflove - Russell comes home to you after a rough day.

The Prettiest Damn Thing by @bullet-prooflove - Russell and you reflects on your history during a very special day.

Don't Mention It by @impala-dreamer

Tuesday's Gone by @pamwritessometimes - When the police does little to no help to find your missing daughter, you are forced to contact Colter Shaw. What you don’t expect is how his investigation will reveal secrets about both your past and your daughter’s, in ways you never imagined.

A Line and a Half by @zepskies - When Dory’s eldest brother comes to visit her at Wyoming University, you don’t know quite what to make of Russell Shaw. But he knows exactly what he wants to make of you.

Every Second Counts by @zepskies - One date with your best friend’s brother leaves you wanting more, even though his questionable job and vagabond lifestyle make you want to guard your heart. When your brother falls into trouble, however, Russell is the first one you trust to help you find him.

More of This by @zepskies - Welcoming Russell home, where he belongs.

Lost Time by @zepskies - When Russell takes longer than usual on a job out of town, you realize how hard it is to live half a life with him.

The plan by @cheynovak - Russell is ready to start his ‘retirement plan’ like he used to call it. He saw an old brewery on one of his jobs and went back to speak to the owner, an old man named Frank. Frank also owns a bar close to the brewery, his granddaughter Y/N works there as a bartender. Russell liked her immediately, realising he had to overcome two impossible tasks. One, to try and win Frank over to buy the brewery, two win Y/N over to go on a date with him.

The plan Part 2 by @cheynovak

Kiss and Make Up by @cheynovak - Russell is a little too at ease and relaxed in his new relationship with Y/N giving another girl a compliment that automatically makes Y/N a little insecure.

The Exit Strategy by @waynes-multiverse - Russell is ready to hang it all up and retire, open up a brewery, and enjoy the rest of his civilian life. However, there’s one important thing missing before he can take the big plunge. Luckily, he knows just the right person to help him find it.

Runnin’ by @b3autyfuld1sast3r - Russell Shaw illicits the help of a spitfire civilian to help him track down his missing brother, Colter. Distractions are something he doesn’t need…or so he thought.

Terms and Conditions by @that-sarcastic-writer - when your sister’s fiance goes missing, you call Colter for help, and he brings along his rugged, but handsome and charming older brother, Russell.

Long As I Can See The Light by @lamentationsofalonelypotato - The last thing that you wanted was to be woken up in the middle of the night by Colter Shaw for a favor, but when he shows up toting a ruggedly handsome man with green eyes you decide to forgive him.

*I will add more as I go

dividers by @firefly-graphics

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🌸 = smut

You’ve Got My Body, Flesh, And Bone🌸

Hold Me Down🌸