#tarantula stuffed animal

[littlekawaiigoth]

~Kawaii Pastel Goth Medium Tarantula Pink~

[plush-with-love]

Source ~ Squishables

Blue Tarantula

[pick-a-plush]

[babybatstoybox]

Woodwick the Squishables spider 🍂

[babybatstoybox-moved]

her name is Woodwick 🧡

[kollector-of-stims]

I'm getting these two squishables for christmas and I'm SO HAPPY-

[th3wizardoz]

Puppy!!!!

(Pattern by curiouspapya on Etsy!!)

[orcelito]

No one likes my posable black spider that I have hanging off the rungs under my bed :(

I named her Periwinkle <3

[kiame-sama]

A headcanob I have is specifically for Dragons, you know all the Fairy tales of Dragons guardiang Princesses?

I like to imagine that back when human existed that they had somekind of symbiotic relationship with Draconic creatures, they get yo be protected by them and in return the humans would keep peace between their other life hoard, cook them meals, offer handmade jewels, ect

This in turn evolved Draconic creatures to be naturally more drawn to any Human who is near them.

Another headcanon I have is that Packbounding is barely understood by most Creatures of Twisted Wonderland, since human literally can packbound with anything...Even robots or animals

I love it!

I was intending to have Malleus be the only weirdo dragon that hoarded live creatures, but if I were a dragon I would hoard all friend-shaped creatures too, so it would make sense that even the Thorn Fairy would hoard these soft little Humans for her own sake. It would make sense Malleus is just doing as his ancestors did and decided the soft Human he found was now his despite knowing very little about Humans. It would also explain the mythos of Dragons kidnapping Humans for their hoards and being so territorial about protecting them. (All I can think of now is those burrowing Tarantulas that keep little frogs as pets and protect them so the frog can keep the tarantulas eggs safe from smaller bugs).

Pack Bonding in Humans is absolutely misunderstood by everyone in Twisted Wonderland because Humans are mostly misunderstood by those in Twisted Wonderland. Humans are the equivalent of Dodos to most. I myself am rather bonded to my phone, the strange red giraffe plush I won from a claw machine, and most of my stuffed animals. I will cry hysterically over the loss of any of them despite being 25+ and 'too old' for stuffies.

[rxttenfish]

also considering how long spiders can live compared to their vertebrate counterparts, i think it would also be funny if the spiders also had a comparable lifespan to the average vampire. just. really rubbing it in. adding insult to injury.

id just have to decide whether i want them to be a jumping spider like the original species or a tarantula. i feel like a jumping spider would certainly help for vampiric agility and just sniping them out of nowhere, but i also really love tarantulas and i feel like their brute power might also be good for vampiric strength, and if both would have ways to deal with vampires potentially spotting them before they can ambush, it would be better to already be close in to them.

im having silly oc thoughts again

[littlekawaiigoth]

~Kawaii Pastel Goth Large Tarantula Purple~

[fourthemarauders]

The marauders and their weird fears.

Pandora:

☆public speaking (although she would have lectures while protesting)

☆dolphins.

Remus:

☆he was super claustrophobic (but his favorite places were always small, actually tiny places he can spend time with regulus in)

Even:

☆birds

Regulus:

☆being watched

☆sparkling water

☆nothing

James:

☆dolls

Dorcas:

☆clowns

Mary:

☆birds

Barty:

☆tiny spiders (he had a giant tarantula as a pet)

Sirius:

☆stuffed animals

Lily:

☆that God is a man

Marlene:

☆flags

[aceofwonders]

tagged by @impossibletruths thank ya 🧡

if you see this YOU ARE TAGGED 😘

[salternateunreality2]

Preggoroth: Nesting

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Sephiroth: How can I help you, Genesis?

Genesis: *plunks down in chair, kicks feet up on Seph's desk, starts talking about his day*

One-Winged Angel: *starts playing*

Genesis: *jumps* What the fuck?

Sephiroth: You disturbed the nest. Prepare for war.

The single innocent paperclip that started all this by being moved 3cm to the left: 📎

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Poor Cloud Strife. He and Zack have been identified by Seph's lizard brain as "BABIES".

Kidnapping, surprise cuddling, feeding, swaddling, and lots and lots of proud staring and purring.

My babies. My perfect, beautiful babies.

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ALL THE SOFT THINGS.

Sephiroth's inner child is being HEALED through this process. He has built nests EVERYWHERE, from his office to Lazard's office to his apartment to Angeal's kitchen to Cloud's barracks to Genesis' closet -- any space that Sephiroth has ever felt a little bit safe or a little bit comfortable has at minimum a very soft blanket.

Zack is HERE for it, and has bought him ALL THE PLUSHIES. Not content with the Shinra SOLDIER propaganda plushies, homeboy found an entire zoo's worth of (hopefully) stuffed animals and even hand-made a few extra.

One of the homemade ones is an octopus/squid/tarantula/chameleon monstrosity that is Sephiroth's second favorite, after his lizard.

Zack created the chimera after years of listening to Sephiroth's voice warm slightly when talking about how a tentacle could hug you really well, that many eyes in weird places would be great for recon, and how he felt like he could never be his whole, true self, like a chameleon.

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Shinra Official Baby Shower

Boring AF, with lots of stupid gifts, schmoozing, and ceremony.

Scarlet gifted him a bunch of mechanical mobiles, which Genesis "accidentally" firagad later.

President Shinra gifted a (for him) measly check and publicly announced that the children will be "Sons of the Company" and offered "medical" treatment for life and an apartment closer to said "medical" treatment, and "nannies". Fortunately, the Turks jiggled some wires and oops the broadcast was fucked. President Shinra was uninformed about who the father is, but those in the know laughed at him behind his back for the "Sons of the Company" thing.

Heidegger had his people prepare a gift basket, but Cloud got a hold of the order and makes it secretly great, with boring stuff on top. Lots of tasty and helpful gifts for the expectant Sephiroth buried under bland diapers and onesies.

Reeve made some unhackable baby monitors to prevent Hojo's tampering or observations. He told Sephiroth about the unhackability in private, when he also gave him a mobile and a white noise machine, all also unhackable.

Hojo somehow came down with the flu and didn't make it, and his gift got accidentally incinerated. Oops.

Rufus gave Sephiroth the majority of the registry's big ticket items, like strollers, car seats, etc.

Palmer had his administrative assistant buy something off the registry, and Anne, a surprisingly insightful woman, got it in blue with a bunch of squirmy sea creatures on it. Sephiroth wrote a thank you note just to her.

Other employees brought generic cards and cheap registry items.

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Cadet Baby Shower

The cadets couldn't afford jack shit, but organized a diaper drive and it turned out to be one of the best and most needed gifts of all.

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SOLDIER and Turk Shower

This was actually more like a rager, with a ton of fun games and the rest of the registry getting filled out.

Many of the Turks and SOLDIERS gave miniature weapons of all sorts that Sephiroth was completely delighted with and squirreled away almost immediately. To this day, Lazard is still emptying tiny-weapons caches all over the Tower. The SOLDIER-Turk merch war was absurd as well.

His closest friends gave him a set of 150 bug-out bags hidden around the city and Gaia. Each bag contained cash, food, and clothes for him, a friend, and his babies, and...

His most treasured gift: a USB with a photo album plus a handful of physical pics, including 4 Lucrecia hard copies in each bag. All his friends and comrades were represented, and his closest friends had written letters to be stored on the USBs. AGSL had each hidden a quarter of them, and no one except Sephiroth himself knew the location of all of the bags.

Zack was not permitted to know the location of more than 3. It's not his fault his mouth is so fast! He's a speedy guy!

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Sephiroth, unable to sleep, has repainted the entire SOLDIER floor and all of his nest areas 300 times by now.

He has also done heavy and light construction work all over his and his friends' apartments.

He considered building a "baby gate" to Cloud's dorm, but stopped himself while carrying the lumber and a drill onto the elevator, realizing he didn't want to become his father. To be perfectly clear, it wasn't the "imprisoning an adult employee against his will", it was the "anti-Hojo sentiment" that stopped him.

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"Sephiroth, darling, we need to talk about the 3am construction," said Lazard, holding Sephiroth's hand and looking him in the eye.

"Oh, yes, I can't sleep, so I prepare for the babies. They seem to enjoy it, as they stop kicking my bladder every 2 seconds while I'm up," Sephiroth replied, glaring gently at his belly. "In fact, they're getting excited now. It is the third time this hour!"

Lazard winced.

"I'm sorry, sweetheart, that sounds awful. I'll let you go in just a second, but could you please give some thought to another hobby? Several of your colleagues and even myself are experiencing fatigue due to the construction noise. Perhaps knitting would help? I know you're preparing for the babies, and you're doing an excellent job."

"Oh! Thank you for bringing this to my attention, I forget sometimes that not everyone is used to sleep deprivation. I will certainly consider it. Now if you'll excuse me, the children are getting restless and I drank a gallon of water."

"Of course," said Lazard, and let him go, relieved at the easy acquiescence.

It wasn't until the next day when he woke up to newly knitted carpeting throughout the entire SOLDIER floor that he began to question his suggestion.

"It's better than the construction," he muttered under his breath...until he passed Cloud and Zack knitted into the wall.

Excess blankets/tiny socks/hats/etc. get donated and save some cold children's lives ❤️ Helpfulroth ❤️

@snowbanshee

[xalatath]

9, 10, 12, and 14?

9. do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

Yes :] i have a tarantula, minthara, and the uinen homunculus

10. what’s your favourite piece of clothing you own?

10000% my Have You Dreamed This Man pants

In fact this is possibly the greatest article of clothing ever made

12. what’s your favourite store to shop at? (online or irl)

I don't think I have a specific favorite store but I love any kind of thrift store, antique store, anywhere I can get my curios and baubles

14. do you collect anything?

The main thing i collect and my largest collection is wasp nests that I've found outside. I've been collecting wasp nests since high school. I also have a pretty good collection of knives / other weapons. Other things I collect are bones, vintage medical instruments, antique wedding photos of random people, uranium glass. Also I enjoy having scrap metals, random metal objects, rusty metal, etc. Idk why.

[plushiepalz]

Happy Friend Friday, everyone! 🥳

-TW for spiders/arachnophobia-

I thought I’d submit another one of my favorite spider plushies - this is Thomis the tarantula! “Thomis” is actually short for “Thomisidae,” and he is very emphatic that he is “Thomis with an I!” 😊

I found Thomis almost a decade ago at one of those cool mall candy shops that have both candy and shelves full of nothing but stuffed animals of all species, shapes and sizes! I had recently decided to start taking steps to put aside my fear/disgust of spiders, and a pile of fuzzy, floppy, and very realistic yet non-threatening tarantula plushies caught my eye. I looked through them, and saw one that appeared to have seven legs instead of the usual eight. I found that so endearing that he was the one who came home with me that day, even though I was trying to focus more on cute, cartoonish-looking spider plushies instead of the more lifelike ones!

And that tarantula plushie became “Thomis!”

(I believe that Thomis is from Wild Republic’s “Flopsies” line, circa 2015-2016, and is a plushie that is still in production…according to Amazon reviews, missing legs on these guys isn’t unusual - but I think it adds character! 😊)

hiii thomis!!! i also love when stuffed animals have funky mess ups like that it makes them unique and silly