#spiders/

[dunyun-rings]

Good morning, Spinarak!

[ach-sss-no]

100 song challenge - Misty Mountains (of course the words are by j.r.r. tolkien from The Hobbit with some variations from various song adaptations - I was listening to a metal version with Jonathan Young, who does a lot of villain song covers, which is how this association came into my brain; but shout out to the Rankin Bass version too because it's what I grew up with and I love it.)

I am so sorry there is no joke here unless you think my art style and/or gollum getting tortured is inherently funny (I don't judge)

[terramythos]

Not to be that guy but this is dope as fuck

[girldraki]

we're fucking around with the barbie generator to figure out how the crop works and. well that's sure not technically wrong!

[soysaucevictim]

Adding YET ANOTHER series of art to the To Do List Pile.

Drawing all the Beast!Sides in the Begotten!AU laying on thick their natures as nightmare beings. Like using their Atavisms to be creepy AF. As a treat.

This thought train bought to you by:

taking a pitstop at a Starbucks

seeing a spider

misremembering one guy named Noah (old fandom) saying, "thou dost find a fuckton of spears" as "thou dost find a fuckton of spiders"

imagining Begotten!Virgil either in a the company of a fuckton of spiders and/or dissolving into a mass of them (a la the Infestation Atavism)

because spiders

a fuckton of them

So yeah that kinda energy but also with the twins and Janus. Because they're Beasts too.

[orcelito]

I cried for the first time in 11 months today, & this is my posable decorative spider that I keep hanging above my head where I typically spend all my time at home (when im not sleeping)

Her name is Periwinkle

[cannibalchicken]

Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,

[thestuffedalligator]

What's the process if you're a superhero and you come out as trans

Do you tell your villains?

Do you keep it a secret so no one can connect Spider-Man with your secret identity for a while? Or do you pop a pronouns pin on your costume and the next time you web up Doctor Octopus and he goes "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME SPIDER-MAN" you go "Spider-Girl actually! I've been figuring out some shit"

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

My favorite thing about J. Jonah Jameson is that he just hates Spider-Man. He supports mutants and doesn't hate enhanced people. He's not racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic. He just hates Spider-Man. And I'm half convinced that he's faking for the publicity.

He'd probably get pissed if he hears someone hating on Spider-Man for being enhanced.

"Spiderman isn't a menace because he can climb walls! He's a menace because he's climbing walls without a license or safety equipment! He's setting a bad example!"

"I just want you to know that you that your identity as an enhanced person is valid. Your identity as Spiderman is trash."

[bedupolker]

The gig economy is so hard when you're a brunette girl that's like 3 inches tall...

[someguyiguess]

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

[saintlaurentproblems]

Wait that’s fucking weird lol

[bingokill]

settings > my shower > manage my shower

water 🟩

soap 🟩

corner spider ⬜️