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Here's the thing about Lisa Frankinstien that people don't understand the movie isn't meant to be realistic it's a teenage girls fantasy of I will be super fashionable/pretty,have a hot boyfriend who will do anything for me and everybody whoever hurt me will die in a horrible way
#lisa frankenstein#the creature#rant i guess#come on ladies we've all had this fantasy#have you seen the way she walks ?#Ithats how teenage me walked when she wanted to feel confident#i have a theory that tanning scrambled a brain that first time and this ia a hospital dream#either way i love this movie
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tiny shitpost free my melanated king
((mild audio warning))
#yoo junghyeok#we should show sleepyc people from like. arizona or california#if your skin can tan it WILL tan in the west coast and southwest LMAO#i mean you still have colorist aunties tho rip#twas ranting about this before but there is NO way he trained that long in the sun and didnt get a little brown#orv#yjh#AND ANOTHER ONE in the south asian orvposting catagory#i am unstoppable
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fionna and cake comic I was enjoying had dark/complicated lighting for the first few chapters and then in the most recent chapter the lighting changed to super neutral normal lighting and. dude.
canon simon skintone colourpicked directly from his reference image vs the colour the artist chose for him in their comic.
is it really that tricky to see that he has brown skin? how can you watch every episode and somehow go ah yes. he is white. how does this even happen I do not understand!!! I'm genuinely just perplexed!
he spends 90% of the show standing next to fionna, who isn't even that pale but is still VERY pale in comparison to him!! I just can't wrap my head around it.
#ITS A REALLY GOOD COMIC#WELL DRAWN. REALLY GOOD WRITING. EXPANDS ON THE WINTER KING EPISODE FANTASTICALLY#I just. what! how! what!!! and also WHY......#PLEASE. you dont have to colourpick his skin exactly but at least give him slightly more tan skin??? at the very least????? what is going o#the comic is in the style of the show. every other character has similar or identical skin tones to their official references#betty's skintone is EXACTLY the same as in canon. why is this only happening to simon#genuinely if anyone can clear this up as a misunderstanding or something else PLEASE do. I was really enjoying that comic#but now I feel. weird about it. why is he so white!!?#listen to my gibberish boy#rant
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It's only a horror movie because as time goes on he becomes more and more Cole Sprouse
#rehks rants#lisa frankenstein#I was sooo glad he didn't talk except once#but he did fuck it up a few times by doing the Cole Sprouse smile#especially the second to last time he got out of the tanning bed
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I can already see Sylus getting the Wyll and ascended Astarion treatment and I’m about to be so fucking sick. Please otome gods do not let Infold run with this and take this disrespectful shit in the future. They did outstanding with this launch😭😣
#We can’t have shit#the devs truly outdid themselves with Sylus and for once it’s a different format than other otome#love and deepspace#sylus#lnds sylus#ascended astarion#light rant#and of course it’s always the usual suspects doing what’s typical of them#if it’s not for them then they’ll make sure no one else has the right to it#so much for getting a tan character too. that won’t see the light of day
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Gonna share badly translated panels from the official french translation because I can
I can’t verbally explain how much Akane ROASTED Aoi in chap 69 . He really took the ‘I am gonna end this woman’s whole career” to a next level
:))))
--> to explain the ‘you’re pretending you don’t know’
#for her defense#Aoi actually said that 'he suck!' rather tan him being stupid#she was also fcking done on her part#Teru really went 'oospie?' when he saw them#I can't invent this sht he said 'mince alors' I wanna burn the translators#ty Mari for being okay with my half assd translation from french to english of the whole chapter too#Akane finished his rant and litteraly looked at her and go 'well?'#they need to insult each other every two pages in this translation idk why#Teru really went 'not cool bro' when Akane said 'what are you doing here?'#idk why the vibes of the french translations are so chaotic#but I am here for that#Aoi also said 'I asked you more than once :)))' when talking about his watch l o l she was done#oh and in terms of emotionnal damage they also put wavy texts#when the characters are either dying or have really strong emotions and idk what to do with myself with this#toilet bound hanako kun#aoi akane#akane aoi#nothing too special on the others chapters tbh I just really wanted to translate this one because I love their talk ahah#Akane just refers to the seven mysteries as deities rather than gods too#which is closer to the idea of Kamis to me#good volume as always#next one is in one month :))) chap 71/72/73/74 are all good I am not ready#tbhk#random french translation#disclaimer: it's hard to translate the context which is why I didn't do more page too ahah#I can just say that they are using slangs and are hasrher l o l#the vibes is just 'Oh yes you're testing me uh?'#jshk#jibaku shonen hanako kun fanart#jibaku shounen hanako kun
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Gale in that little- in that armor- Gale in the- g-
#my art#gale of waterdeep#bg3#it doesnt feel right to me that he doesnt have an extremely pasty body with a stark tan line in the game#i feel like his face and neck are all sunburnt and splotchy and then the rest of his body is just white and fur covered and sweaty#LMFAO#that brennan lee mulligan rant where he’s yelling about being pale and sweaty and constantly needing snacks#that is literally gale. that is actually gale
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nate & jenny in gossip girl // mat & mariana in the fosters
#had to switch mat and mariana a bit just to make it match side by side#missing love letter my beloathed#especially that it leads up to either revealing dresses or burnt down warehouses#gossip girl#the fosters#jenate#matiana#nate x jenny#mat x mariana#nate archibald#jenny humphrey#mat tan#mariana adams foster#parallels#jaiden rants
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ITS BEEN HECTICCC
In the meantime, I got into college, moved to a dorm, moved back home (it's not really that far from my college), cut off and lost some toxic friends.
I have been struggling, not gonna lie. New people, new places, a small town girl trying to act like the rich city girls. It's been 5 months since I started college, and I haven't found a friend yet. Everyone probably thinks I'm lame and idk poor?
But their thoughts don't define me, right? Right?
It's been really bad but I'm glad I got 2 friends to talk to. We barely even meet, but hey, we still are close af.
I know I'm still a kid, but I've been lonely for so long, I'm tired. Living at my house (not a home) isn't peaceful or comforting, it's just chaotic and triggering. They try to act like it's alright, nothing ever happened... but the 9-year old me still remembers it. My inner child claws at my insides to be freed, to be happy.
I remember the days I was called gifted, a prodigy and what not. I remember how lonely I was even back then. I was never allowed to leave my house or even have friends. I remember, I was 10 or 11, and I asked my parents for a bike, I wouldn't ride it outside, maybe just in the yard. They refused because they thought I'd run away with someone.
I remember I was taken out for a walk in the yard like I was a dog. Mom never let me out of her sight, fearing I'd run away. Which is valid because all throughout my childhood and even now, I feel like running away.
My parents were paranoid, not in a way that's appropriate for a child. I remember the accusations, the slut shaming, the everything. And for what? For wearing shorts INSIDE MY OWN HOUSE? For simply talking to my male music teacher and being his favourite? For talking to my male cousins? FOR BEING CLOSE TO MY BROTHER?
I don't feel safe in my own home, I don't feel safe in my own skin. It hurts to just be.
My parents were paranoid, not in a way that's appropriate for a child. I remember the accusations, the slut shaming, the everything. And for what? For wearing shorts INSIDE MY OWN HOUSE? For simply talking to my male music teacher and being his favourite? For talking to my male cousins? FOR BEING CLOSE TO MY BROTHER?
I don't feel safe in my own home, I don't feel safe in my own skin. It hurts to just be.
Maybe that's why I stopped trying. I was never appreciated. Heck, I won national level awards and was never even congratulated by my own parents, they wanted more. They cared, yes. But they cared too much.
I was never ever good enough to be their child. They had issues with the way I talked, walked, slept, sat, stood, every fucking thing. It's so shitty to not be able to cry without being called a sympathy/attention seeker by your dad.
This rant was just a grain of sand in the sandbox of reasons I don't wanna live in my home.
There's ed, addictions, physical and mental health issues & abuse, sa, infidelity, sh and just borderline psych ward worthy acts in this family, but I still find myself trying to prove myself for them.
Why am I writing this? For my future self. For others who can relate to me.
But you got yourself, right? The only person you'll ever need? You got your delusional boyfriend, your anime crushes and that one celebrity you're way too obsessed with are there as your coping mechanisms.
Man, being lonely sucks ass
Like fuck, I do care about what you think, I do let it define me, I do change myself to fit into your visions.
But maybe someday, you'll find your own little paradise in a guy or a girl. They'll be your everything, your soul, your breath.
Maybe you'll find happiness. So I'd keep living. Not for myself, no. I don't have enough self esteem or respect for that. But maybe to prove them wrong? AND to someday find that someone who makes me want to be alive.
You're worth everything. You're not leaving, not yet. So big WOMP that you don't wanna live, shut it.
It was not your fault!
It was not your fault!!
It was not your fault!!!
It was not your fault!!!!
It was not your fucking fault!!!!!
#rant incoming#rant#paranoia#parents#parenting#i hate this#nucleo bang tan#bts#writers on tumblr#disordered eating mention#tw abuse#child abuse#lost cause#maybe happy ending#love you <3#not your fault#inspiring words#rant turned to preaching
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Help Chasca is so white its not even funny at this point
#like shes PAPER#BRO COME ON HOYO????#GIVE UR CHARACTERS SOME MELANIN!!!#Brown Alhaitham would have been so perfect#REPRESENT!!!! THE!!! PEOPLE!!!#i get its anime but ughhh#genshin#you blow with skin tone#natlan is good story wise (kinda) but the characters deserve to be darker#ESPECIALLY the pyro archon#girl is snow white frfr#make her tan bruh#im ranting#genshin impact#natlan#genshin impact natlan#fix it hoyo or i riot
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i have artblock
the 1st drawings r recent(when i get artblock i just try 2 study anatomy idk)
transcript;
bernard; ok, so, listeners ask; jay, how is ur hair not damnaged? what deal did u have 2 make?
bernard; yeah whats ur secret?
jay; would u believe asian magic?
bernard(@ the same time); i mean how can we b sure-
jay; ber-
bernard; wait-
jay; ber!
bernard; wait! yk what i meant!
(thers a jump here bc i was 2 lazy 2 draw)
jay; im coming out again; ive been exposed. my hair is actually from my deal w/batman whos actually the devil
bernard; shup up shut up shut up omg
jay; 50 video special ill b cursing ber. get ready!
baernard; i h8 q n as
#srry 2 bernard who i made look a lil stupid kinda not rlly#he wasnt talking about jays hair @ all#by the “how can we b sure” he means in a “how can we bsure u havent made a deal?”#bernard dowd#jay nakamura#dc#“y did u make this?”#IM SRRY IM SO TIRED OF PPL QUESTIONING ASIAN HAIR PLS#“how is ur hair not burnt off?” “shouldnt u use less?” “is that ur real hair color?” “is ur hair real?”#hcing jay as having anime protagonist hair tho#cause i wanna b silly#2 any1 whos ever touched my hair trying 2 change it & ive told u “yeah thats not gonna work” & THEN U DID IT ANYWAYS FUCK U#im a lil angry lol srry#do ppl not know what poc ppl look like @ all or?????????#no cause ive been complimented on my “tan”...#its just my natural skintone wtf so u mean? i spend all day inside IM PALE AF WDYM TAN????#im ranting in the hastags LMAO GRRRRRRRRR#i just get rlly fed up w/just things i think#fksdlhgkjs idk wanna vent but i think i accidentally did a wiwltte whoops#oh “y did u make this” i wanted 2 color bernards hair lol#its such a dyable color!!!!!!!#colour??#WHICH WAY DO U SPELL IT????? THEY BOTH LOOK FINE 2 ME#ive been eating bread slices its pretty good#puppeeart#yeah im just trying 2 like fill out the tags again bc i think its fun#weeeeeeeeeee#every1 eat potato bread its fluffy & cheap(@ least where i live)#also screw my mom 4 living in la 4 a bit & giving me some of her valley accent actually#how dare u!!!!!(its entirely my fault bc i pick up ppls accents all the time klfdhsjkhf)
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I HATE GEGE AKUTAMI
#pack it up everyone funs over#what if we all drop jjk#and pretend it was a social experiment#or collective hallucination#idk bro i just hate this manga so much rn 😭😭😭#the way its 1 am alredy and i can't go to sleep because my mind is too busy hating#what if we just all kill ourselves idk#can sukuna kill everyone alredy so this damn series can finally be over PLEASE#like#what even is the point anymore#words could never describe how much i hate this#AND I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO ABOUT THIS#the way that#entré a twitter#y lo primero que vi fue a gojo con puntos#Y TODO LO QUE DIJERON SOBRE EL VIENTO SOPLANDO Y DESCUBRIENDO SU FRENTE PARA MOSTRAR LOS PUNTOS#ERA CIERTO CTM#y ni siquiera fue kenjaku#TENIA QUE SER YUTA WEON#alguien dijo q a este punto parece que gege esta sacando material de teorías de tik tok#para continuar la historia#Y ES TAN CIERTO#AT THIS POINT THE BEST ENDING WE CAN HOPE FOR IS ONE IN WHICH EVERYONE IS DEAD AND THAT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE#all of this just to save megumi#AND THEN WHAT BRO IS GOING TO WAKE UP AND EVERYONE WILL BE DEATH#anyways#rant#jjk261#jjk#when i enter a worst writer competition and my oponent is gege akutami himself or smth like that idk
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To people hating on "white" Damian...
This is a panel from Batman and Son (the Grant Morrison/Andy Kubert comic that introduced him officially as Damian Wayne)
See? Same skin tone as Tim.
And the Variant Cover:
I love brown Damian as much as the next person, but to frequently complain that he's always supposed to be brown is... well it's not how some people's skin work.
I headcanon that Dami is the type who can tan and tan nicely, but deprive him of frequent sun exposure (*cough cough* Gotham has smog and he's mostly in the Cave) and he gets pale.
#rant warning#dni if you can't be open-minded about skin tone#just dni if you wanted to call me a white washer#bc fyi I'M BROWN#damian wayne#let dami have the weird skin that can tan but also be pale if he lacks sun exposure
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Okay so it's almost midnight for me and I still feel wide awake so time to rant!
I hate how much I see Kaito whitewashed in art like it genuinely pisses me the fuck off because Kaito is tan yet I've seen art where he looks as white as milk and I haven't really seen other people talk about it that much so I just thought I'd spread the word because it's something I see way too often.
#kaito momota#momota kaito#danganronpa v3#drv3 killing harmony#rant#stop whitewashing him guys#He's tan not as white as snow
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I love having a best friend with similar interests to me but it also means I have all these jokes about Lisa frankenstein that might not make sense to a general audience BUT the creature is literally soooo William pratt coded it kills us like that IS William Pratt if he was never but please hello can anyone hear me?
#rehks rants#spike btvs#lisa frankenstein#we've also been calling the tanning bed 'you need a million mouse bites' which is the funniest thing to us#'if I died today would you give me a million mouse bites to bring me back to life?? 🥺'
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sometimes i see ppl make a "latino" sim and its very telling that they view latinos to look a certain way. Our community is very diverse! Its also just continuous erasure of Indigenous, Black, Asian latinos + multiethnic latinos.
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