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#it's definitely not positive#but i wouldn't call it an insult per se#definitely like. squicks me out a bit#i wouldn't call it an 'ick' but that's basically what it is ???? to me at least#at the same time i am well aware of the stereotypes i tend to look like and. it's not inaccurate#which is one of my least favorite parts of how i look but at the same time i like my aesthetic. so whatever tbh#but if someone calls me that bc of my personality... eugh#time to exit that convo lmao
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US defaultism is insane yesterday l said on a discord server “it’s winter but I’m not cold. whyyy...” and they responded “dude it’s summer. it’s july” and then proceeded to DOUBLE DOWN when I explained that they were thinking of the wrong hemisphere
#I’m sorry we Americans really do be this stupid huh#to be fair if an American has traveled outside of the US (thinking off the continent not out of the country alone)#then generally they do know at least how hemispheres work#this is a very much ‘have never left the US’ sort of thing I think (I HOPE)#still. damb. US-defaultism really is a problem
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Okay and followup to my other poll. Please reblog for a range of answers!
#tie between brother bear treasure planet Atlantis and Lilo and stitch#emperor’s new groove is a VERY close second for me
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apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking about this topic you love! if the class is full before you register, email the professor and ask if they can squeeze you in! RAISE YOUR HAND! tell the disability accomodation office to do their goddamn job! ask for help! file complaints! go to class in your pajamas and destroy the reading! you got this! you KNOW you got this! be arrogant enough to learn EVERYTHING! take your meds! punch a velociraptor in the dick! fear is useless and temporary! glory is forever! shed your skin and erupt angel wings! help out! spread your sun!
i had a really good morning! you deserve a really good morning! kill anyone who says you don’t and build a throne from their bones!
#BUILD A THRONE FROM THEIR BONES#no but seriously#as a former TA: we LOVE hanging out with students and shooting the shit#we’re usually students as well!!#and definitely show appreciation to your profs bc they do not get enough recognition or pay in most cases
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This is the first use of my art degree

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Like for real I've been wondering this for a while. I'm pretty sure not everyone has a pyjamas for every night of the week and presumably noone is putting worn pyjamas back in the drawer. Where are you guys putting them?? Under pillow?? Just strewn about bedroom???
#I either hang em on the side of the laundry bin to be reused or let em on my bed pillow#whomst the fuck is going in my bedroom to judge me for it ? no one#my partner is even worse#he has piles of clean and dirty laundry#on the F L O O R#I use bins and baskets at least#I may have like. 5 of them constantly full of clothes but at LEAST they aren’t on the floor
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#I’d be sending the CEO & my boss & the scheduling lady a big fuck you email#and then I’d give all my favorite coworkers (including the one that no longer works at my store) a cool million#so we can all fuck off to nowhere land and get our dreams kickstarted#polls
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Dilara Findikoglu fall 2023 ready-to-wear
#unironically I’d wear the fuck outta this#it would sound like a sensory nightmare but it would be so worth it
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College should be free and you should be able to study “useless” degrees just for the love of learning
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I'm preparing to deliver my thesis "You Need a Snout Or You Just Look Like Bigfoot" to the International Movie Werewolf Association. I may die, but the truth must be spoken.
#yeah. I mean. yeah#or you look like what someone thought a wendigo was after only hearing about it in passing#werewolves need the snout. they need the teeth. what even are you if you don’t have those features man that like peak werewolf imagery#also missing out on using sniffing as a horror element#do you know how terrifying it would be to be snuffed and sniffled by a fucking WEREWOLF before being ripped to shreds#think about it. the sound as it tracks you down via sniffer. and then it keeps sniffing up to your face. and growls. and then you’re dead#(alternatively. horny element instead of horror element. similar action—different effect)#(being tracked via sniffy and then torn to shreds in a sexy way instead of a scary way)#(slightly cursed. just like the werewolf)
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It recently came up in conversation with my toddler that some birds can talk, and this has caused her great concern.
See, we were talking about how movies are pretend and how in real life, animals don’t talk. I mentioned that there are some birds who talk a little bit, but not like the animals in movies, and she just looked at me like “???”
So I informed her that some kinds of parrots can copy sounds that people make, and can learn how to say words. I thought this would give her a giggle, as fun new facts often do, but she was just deeply perplexed and a little worried about this.
“Birds can talk?” “Do they ask questions?” “What do they say?” Why do they talk?” “Do chickens talk?” “What about Blue Jays?” “Why do some birds talk?” “How do they talk?” “Birds TALK???”
We showed her a video of a parrot doing the “Hello, pretty bird, give a kiss” thing, and she was dead silent the whole time, hugging her comfort pillow with her knees to her chest. We asked if she wanted us to turn it off, and she shook her head. But we also asked if she wanted to see another one, and she shook her head even harder.
I don’t know why it has distressed her so greatly to learn that some birds can mimic human speech; but then again, I don’t know why it doesn’t distress the rest of us more to know that some birds can mimic human speech.
I keep thinking about that post that’s like “The first person to hear a parrot talk was probably Not Okay.” Because that’s exactly what happened. She had never been introduced to the concept, and her entire worldview got SHOOK.
#so when edgar allen poe was haunted by a raven tap tap tapping on his door#did it sound like a toddler cheering ‘nevermore nevermore nevermore!!’
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Settle something for me
To be clear: I'm NOT talking about allergies or special conditions which make you unable to consume the food for health reasons.
#i'm a mildly picky eater#yes i am allergic to some foods. but i ain't allergic to milk it just tastes BAD#i also hate tomato soup and i will refuse to eat it anytime any place#also i am not fond of a lot of american midwest dishes (sorry not sorry)#oftentimes they're very sweet when they shouldn't be or just. look gross. and i am a visual person so. gross is gross#look i tried being an adventurous eater when i was younger but now i just prefer to eat what i'll know i'll like instead of wasting money#food aversions#polls
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drinking beverage. having to pee. drinking beverage. having to pee. what’s next? drinking beverage and then having to pee? fucking endless
#me when I’m at work and constantly running around and drinking water and the time blindness makes me think it’s been 5 min since I drank but#it’s actually been 3 hrs and I should’ve peed like. 40 min ago
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one of my friends just got a mug that connects to the internet and let's you upload pixel art and text to it remotely. he gave all of us access and

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