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Recreated a Deltarune dream I had yesterday

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is this anything

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DARKNERS LIVE ON THE SURFACE AU!!!

Also known as: Roulx Kaard accidentally acquires a son babysitting job until his boss gets out of prison. Also my ass did NOT spell lightner with an extra e... you're acting crazy rn...

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i was shot in the head for being bicurious

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Hey babes. I'm sorry to make another post but I haven't reached a goal in months so I can't get through the problems to the other side.

I'm urgently trying to get $100 together for Christopher (cat food and Chris food) and $150 for myself (urgently getting my IUD removed due to complications)

Ko-fi: /fakejuly

PayPal: ace8ball@gmail.com

I had $150 set aside for tomorrow (technically today cos it's 1am) for the women's health centre because reproductive care isn't fully covered by Medicare, but ofc debits really decimated that. I've been having symptoms of an infection (or another problem but none of the possibilities are good) so I'm panicking and need it removed urgently

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Please I'm begging you. You cared enough to read this fast so I'm really hoping you care enough to help if you're able to

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it is Cookie Clicker's 12TH BIRTHDAY today and as has become tradition i am BAKING COOKIES

this year's theme is unpreparedness. i did Not find the vanilla extract. as a result i've decided to simmer in milk a vanilla bean we had lying around instead (i'm at Opti's house for this. his kitchen is substantially more established) (the other option was infusing the vanilla in vodka for months and i simply do not have that kind of time)

smells so Flippin good

anyway! baking:

some previous years for chocolate chips i tried faffing around with popping bars in a blender which turned out awful and gunky. this time (we're doing classic dark/milk/white) i am simply chopping them with a little knife for lovely results. what was i thinking honestly

i want you

continuing with our unpreparedness theme the kitchen scale was nowhere to be found so i am entirely eyeballing the 30g each lump of dough is supposed to be. not that a little unevenness matters but inequality no matter how small is how man tears at the throat of man

test batch! these turned out thinner and less photogenic than previous years; i was worried the milk may have upset the ingredient balance but i think i just need to chill the dough longer so that's staying in the fridge overnight and i'll be pumping out giant plates of (hopefully nicer-looking) cookies tomorrow. on the plus side these cooled down really fast and also they were delicious. the vanilla milk gambit really worked out i'm very pleased

these guys helped:

thank you for playing Cookie Clicker these 12 years! here's to another 12,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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I WILL ALSO JOIN

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Some miscellaneous UTDR doodles from twitter !!

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When you take on two water coolers at once, there is no winning.

Only death.

(Beg for mercy)

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TIL the reason you don’t find much Lyme’s Disease in California is not because we don’t have Ticks, or Lyme Disease Vectors; but rather: because the Western Fence Lizard (if you live anywhere in California this is your regular Garden Variety Lizard) has adapted a passive immune response that makes their blood lethal to Lyme Disease Bacteria. Any Tick that feeds on one gets its gut cleansed of Lyme Disease as a side effect.

Fucking neat.

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ralsei dot png

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My vision

[Alt text by @/quailfence]

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the cucks have unionized

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My coworker asked me a question about Queer culture the other day and it was a really good question but I couldn’t think of a polite way to tell them that they didn’t have the foundational knowledge required to support full comprehension of the answer