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#take my final exam#online class help#take your class#take my statistics class#take my math class#take my nursing class#take my accounting class#take my chemistry class#take my biology class#take my business law class#take my calculus class#take my trigonometry class#take my writing class#take my online algebra class#take my online biology class#take my online chemistry class#take my online criminal justice class
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i need to sleep for like 72 hrs straight
#i fucking hate college#i donāt know why i have to take such hard annoying classes for biology#i literally just want to be a park ranger i do not give a FUCK ABOUT CALCULUS DUDE!!!! FUCK MICROBIOLOGY#DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH INHATE THIS SCHOOL#MICROBIOLGY WAS MY SHIT IT WAS MY FAV#I HATE IT NOW#FUCK YOU SCHOOL#FUCK#YOU#off my rocker
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this is gonna be a long one so bare with me as i ramble
iāve realized fairly recently that doing art as a job is never going to be sustainable for me. while my hands being injured absolutely sucks and i hate it, itās made me realize i was actually really stressed out, especially since art has been my single source of income. being a working artist means that there will be very little structure and itās all on me to create my schedule. i canāt do that very well! and not it a āwoe is me i cant do itā, but more of a āi understand my limitsā.
the timing of this sucks though because i literally have one more semester left until i finish my art degree :ā) but after the initial panic im actually kind of excited! iāve actually decided that once i finish my degree, im going to get my prerequisites out of the way and then major in marine biology (nobody saw this coming)!!! iāve always had a tough time seeing my future as a professional artist. itās much clearer now with this new potential job:)
so once my hands get better (please please please be soon oh my god), iām going to take less commissions and draw for myself more often š
#if u read this thanks for reading! i needed to get it off my chest#only thing iām not excited for is math š but iām determined to get thru it!!#also this doesnāt mean commissions are off the table i will still be taking those lol#tbh i flip flopped between orthinology and marine biology but the b1 orcas won me over#maybe iāll major in wildlife biology idk#my current major is illustration and sequential art!#it was supposed be to be 2 years but uh. covid#i donāt regret it at all tbh i really enjoyed all my art classes (especially art history and sketching comics)#and life drawing!!!! but the professor was kinda. rude lol#okay iām done rambling
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Happy Sea Otter Awareness Week! š š¦¦
Who knew? Itās Sea Otter Awareness Week!
Iām honored to share a birthday week with one of my favorite animal species, and I wanted to take a bit of time to yap about themā Iām an animal caretaker at heart, what can I say?
So what are Sea Otters exactly? Theyāre carnivores for one, mostly preying on hard mussels, crustaceans, and even urchins. Theyāre intelligent enough to use tools such as rocks or their sharpened canines to break open these hardy delicacies. Have you seen the action before? Itās adorable!
Pretty practical for an animal without opposable thumbs, huh?
Speaking of their prey, did you know sea otters are actually known as a keystone species? Kelp forests thrive in the ocean, producing around 50% of the earthās oxygen! Cool, right? Unfortunately, purple urchins love to chow down on the bases of kelp, causing them to break off and die. These forests provide shelter, oxygen, and food for its diverse species that call it home. Without them, the ecosystem itself falls apart.
Fortunately, sea otters find no problem in having an urchin feast for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Sea Otters also lack blubber. Instead, they have millions of tiny hairs clustered together to help them thermoregulate their bodies. Their whiskers, called vibrissae, help them detect prey that they might not otherwise see with their eyes. This is due to vibrations in the water.
Sea Otters also give birth to one pup at a time, given the high demands and dangers of the ocean. Fun factā the mother will sometimes wrap her pup in kelp like a seat belt and leave to find prey. That way the little one wonāt wander off and mom knows theyāll be right where she left them.
The bond between mother and pup is strong. Theyāll even take in orphans and raise them as their own in rehabilitation scenarios.
Usually, males stay apart from the females, while the females stay with the pups. Sometimes theyāll aggregate in one area and form what we call āraftsā. They hold hands so they donāt float away from one another. :)
You can typically tell females apart from the males if the otter has scratches on her nose. For some reason, the males typically bite the femaleās nose for courtship purposesā definitely not a way to get a girlfriend in our society, but it works for the otters I guess.
Sea Otters spend about 10% of their dayā or around 2 hoursā rubbing oil onto their fur. This oil is made in their sebaceous glands and is completely natural. It serves to keep their fur water proof; the water rolls right off! Many birds have similar behaviors.
Perhaps the most silly fact I learned about them was that sea otters have āarmpit pocketsā to store extra food in.
Human adaptations are so lame in comparison imo.
Unfortunately, it wouldnāt be an animal learning session if we didnāt talk about the sad reality of our climate and the planet. Sea Otters are threatened by oil spills, boating accidents, and habitat loss; amongst quite a few others.
With such a rapidly warming climate, toxic algal blooms can spring up on the coasts; in part due to fertilizer runoff entering our oceans. These blooms are toxic to many species, sea otters included. This messes with their neurological functions to the point they forget to do basic necessities to keep themselves alive.
So, do your part to limit your carbon footprint by recycling, eating sustainable fish, using non-chemical fertilizers, keeping our beaches clean, and please DO NOT APPROACH A SEA OTTER!
Yes yes I know theyāre adorable, believe me. But it is literally illegal to touch or disturb one. Keep our furry friends safe and admire from a distance.
Enough with the doom and gloom, have some silly little sea otter pictures:
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THEY USE THEIR STOMACHS AS TABLES, STOPā šššššš
#Sea otters#sea otter awareness week#info comes from an aquarium I volunteer at#I took a class about them today and I fear I needed to yap#So take this interlude about nothing that has to do with my blog#Animals#animal facts#ocean#environment#protect the planet#protect the ocean#protect the forest#zoology#marine biology#Climate change#Climate change sucks and I vehemently hate it#Informational#Feel free to fact check me or add your own facts#ļæ½ļæ½ļæ½ļ潚¦¦š¦¦š¦¦#Sea Otter army sqeeee#Protect the oceans or the Lorax will come for your knees#Gotta plug in the climate change stuff#Screw big companies for causing all this crap#Theyāre so FLUFFY#Fr tho please do not touch them theyāre wild animals#Youtube
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Please wish me luck everyone. In about 3 hours, I will be taking the final exam I have to take for my grad program, and if I pass it, I will officially be done with the program and will be able to apply for graduation.
Iām very nervous since usually Iām really good at test taking, but itās been over a year since I last actually took a class for my program (Iāve been working on my final project and my internships for the past year and change), so a lot of this stuff is very fuzzy for me, since my memory sucks. Plus, my program wasā¦ not great. They had no lectures, all book learning, and Iām not great with book learning. I passed the classes, but none of them had exams. Just papers, which are much easier for me to do. I took a few practice tests and I routinely got between 65%-70% of the questions right. Which isā¦ not great. I have studied, but I only really was able to study for the past week, since before that I had my internship and work to worry about.
But!!! Iām hoping that all will go well here. Iāve been working towards my masterās and school counseling credential for about two and a half years now. I started August 2021. And if I fail? Iāll just have to pay the $130 and retake the test later. Which will suck, but at least it will be like a practice test, yeah? And Iāll know exactly how the test is formatted, so it would be easier.
Anyway, sorry for rambling, Iām very nervous. Wish me luck!!!!!
#Gah Iām mildly freaking out#I didnāt study nearly enough for the test but like#I never do#This is the problem of being seen as āintelligentā growing up#You never learn how to study or learn in a productive way#I have no notes from my classes since they all sucked so I canāt even review those#I wish I had had lectures#Iām GOOD with lectures and with learning from lectures#Iām good at writing detailed notes to review later#Iām not good with reading textbooks and taking notes from textbooks#Legit my dad took all of my tenth grade biology notes from my textbook for me#Ugh#Hopefully Iāll do well#And if notā¦ itās not the end of the world.
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like listen i know a/b/o exists in every fandom under the sun but there seems to be a particularly high percentage of a/b/o works in relation to overall number of entries in the f1 ao3 tag in general. why do yall think this is
#is it the inherent want to peg these men. is it the submissible and breedableness.#not a kinkshame. a genuine scientific inquiry.#(disclaimer i can take a/b/o to a degree if its well written. but it generally hurts my biology/med major brain)#like where does the uterus even go in this situation. are they prone to double the STDs and UTIs?#how do pheromones even work for humans. this suppresant shit must have 100 million adverse effects#would generally not be good for athletes.#how do the politics of having not only 1 but TWO genders come into play esp overlapping w things like class and race#it hurts my brain too much. but anyway#goob.txt
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is Morgan also interested in pursuing 5+ majors or is she also of the opinion that Jesse's a little insane for that? lol
Oh she is definitely not interested lol
I mean for starters, I'm of the opinion that E2 is unique in letting their students pursue that many majors because OHHH MY GOD (especially since one of them is biochem?? Girl how tf are you doing 4 majors on top of that??)
And for another thing...Morgan's pre-med anyway, so that plus her major (which I haven't actually figured out yet š
it's not biology tho. Maybe psych?) keeps her plenty busy as it is. She thinks Jesse's absolutely nuts for pursuing five majors
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Just took my first biology exam and got a pretty decent score of an F! ššš
#i already have an F in biology anyways#HERE'S WHY THO#learning the course material for me is manageable#WHAT FUCKED ME UP WAS MY ASS FORGETTING OUR PROF HAS US DO ASSIGNMENTS ON ANOTHER SITE#(and my missing a full week earlier on by forgetting- which just HAD to cover 2 chapters worth of content yaaay)#but also that this is the most disorganized course i have#our prof is new so idk if that plays a part in it#but like??? theres no regular updates like 'hey guys dont forget to do this and that!'#like i get it#its college#they emphasize self-discipline so really its on us#but like uggh#what fucked up my overall class grade too (which is already an F btw) is the missed hw#like???? just?? hw that was never included in the module???? like BAM SURPRISE 0 GRADE NOTIFICATION SPAM ON OVER 10+ ASSIGNMENTS U MISSED!!#absolutely wonderful#deadass wanna drop out of this course and just take it again in the next term#so i can get another prof coz i dont like how disorganized this one feels tbh#literally my only complaint about college#but again the blame's on me too for not actively looking so i take accountability#the exam itself was a breeze at the beginning and end#it was just 80% was of the fucking week i missed#my bad for not doing a study speedrun whoopsies I SLIPPED
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my mom signed me up for these online college courses
#im taking human biology and sociology#its online so there arent any art classes#but thats okay#because biology#i start them tomorrow theyre just college credits i think? except im not in college#but my regulsr online school stuff doesnt so biology#so i win actually
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I'm on exam leave atm and it's soo telling that even tho I'm literally a week away from my first exam this is the best I've felt the whole school year. Like yeah I have a ton of revision to do but also I just made brownies yesterday. Like I just went "I wanna make brownies" and I did. I can just fuckin do that now. This is amazing.
#i hate going into school :(#hate me a regular timetable :(#cant wait til next year#thats not sarcastic im genuinely looking forward to it cause this is the year my exams really matter#next year im taking 2 classes that actually have exams and (hopefully) 2 that dont#and the rest of my time im just gonna spend working on my college application#me this year with my english history biology drama and art higher exams plus my music qualification that doesnt get an exam :((((#me next year with my music higher exam my english advanced higher exam my sound production college course#and my no exam theatre tech qualification that im hopefully doing in an actual theatre and not just in my school :))))#my music teacher said she's trying to get me a program to do a tech theatre qualification at big theatre in town#but that she wants me to take higher music in return cause she knew i was on the fence and i said miss u r a legend ofc i will#love her shes absolutely stone cold and she gets shit done she got me that program with the fringe shes epic#wet floor sign
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fvedya . can you PLEASE elaborate on the icelandic penis mueseum that you casually mentioned in the tags . im literlaly begging
YES I CAN
(um i talked quite a bit and i think some people may want to opt out of hearing about this soooo its under the cut)
ok so theres this museum in iceland called the 'the icelandic phallological museum' that features penises. HUNDREDS of specimens' species' penises its so crazy. including whales!! whale penises are wild, a lot of people mistake them for monsters in the ocean (tbf, in grainy photos, they do look like the lochness monster. but no, they're just cocks.)
the museum also has a bistro called the phallus cafe and bistro where you can get penis waffles. and theres a gift shop with penis themed wares.
the penis museum is looking for human donors last i heard. its been a while since i checked in on the museum so take it with a grain of salt, but they have a human penis on display but its really small and sad due to poor conditions and a bad detachment process so they are supposedly looking for a bigger and healthier one!
anyways its like my dream to go there (and omg if i could work there- thatd be so cool!!)
anyways heres the website theres not many photos and its not really explicit or anything (they got to be professional on the internet ykyk) but the waffles look soooooooo yummyyyyyy omg
#TYSM FOR ASKING#my friend is taking a marine biology class and mentioned how they were weirded out by a whole chapter and whale reproduction#and i went into a whole spiel about this museum#listen they chose this. they chose to be friends with me.#also omg im craving those waffles so bad. ive had a penis cookie before when i was in the castro (san francisco gay neighborhood)#but penis waffles??? thats amazing#its so hard when you have interests that ur obsessed with but u cant talk abt it#like the sex work industry and disability-friendly sex toys and leathermen#like how am i supposed to explain that one of the only things id be interested in engineering is safe sex toys like??#(grrrrr i hate the prude american culture here ughhhhh)#ummmm ok how do i tag this#the icelandic phallological museum#fvedyasks#im so sorry everybody else
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"My God, your entire life rests on how you do in three exams in your last year." My god Siobhan, same. The whole American experience is wild to me, that last year is where you're done with everything. Last year meant everything for our High Schools, where if I failed even one exam I was fucked. I'd have to take an elective year just for the chance of fixing that fuckup. I was one ball of stress throughout that whole fucking year, and then I got math and biology as my exams. I thought I was going to die.
So, I guess, nice (??) to know someone else at the table had the experience of their last year in HS being a nightmare of a time. Also, horrifying. What is up with us Europeans where everything hinges on just a few exams that are randomly selected and can be in your worst subject?
#text_loke#Dimension 20#Siobhan Thompson#Adventuring Party#i got spanish norwegian math biology and history#and in all of them i thought i was going to die#norwegian would've been fin haD IT NOT BEEN TWO EXAMS. TWO. BECAUSE YOU MUST DO IT IN BOTH WRITTEN LANGUAGES#and ONE OF THEM is not my native written one! so it fucking sucks!!#anyway the idea that you have ANY year to chill in HS is foreign to me. the second year is just as important#as you're then deciding what path forward is even possible. and what classes you MUST take your second year#which is how i ended up being forced to take another year of math and biology. because i fucked up and thought i was gonna be a vet#and that meant i needed the math-science focused electives. and the one with more points associated with it#my second year was HELL but my third year was WORSE and i had LESS CLASSES#so yeah. american hs confuses me greatly
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physics sucks ass because i can't even ask other ppl for help since there are. five of us. in that class. and the other four are seniors who want nothing to do with me
#so i just have to figure that shit out on my own i guess???????#this sucks they should dissolve this class and give me biology 2 electric boogaloo. or something#honestly i would even take chemistry again like that class sucked but at least there were a bunch of ppl in it#idk. i just hate physics
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hear me out, that episode of rgu where nanami convices herself that she has layed an egg is an analogy to periods. i know it is a filler episode and it doesnt need to have meaning, but i think that ep simbolizes getting a period. like, having a period is somewhat similar to laying eggs, cause when you get one your body disposes of your non fertilized eggs, and besides that, that episode talks alot about maturing. also, nanami gets scared because she has no idea on whats going on with her body and she thinks that other girls will laugh at her if she tells them that she has layed an egg, cause shes scared of it being a common experience that she is late to. in my opinion, that episode was trying to mimic the experience of a first period in a more funny and ridiculous way.
#nanami lays eggs#the way she actually thought humans could lay eggs lmao#i think she doesnt take biology vlasses#but i defo think that ep was an analogy to periods#it makes sense in my head#revolutionary girl utena#utena#shojo kakumei utena#rgu#nanami kiryuu#nanami#JUST REALIZED I MISPELLED CLASSES#ima keep it that way cus its funnier
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guess this is a first for me. someone iāve been sort of friends with and talked to on tumblr and has helped me with crochet patterns and invited me to their crochet server turns out to be a terfļæ¼ so i had to block her š
transphobia?? in this year of our lord 2024?? grow the fuck up
BLOCK ME IF YOU DO NOT RESPECT TRANS PEOPLE. DO ME A FAVOR I AM SO TIRED OF PEOPLE BEING ASSHOLES BECAUSE THEY DONT UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THATS NOT MEANT FOR THEM
also you donāt need to understand something to not be a dick about itļæ¼. just mind your own goddamn business and leave people aloneļæ¼
iām sorry I guess I just needed to rant a littleļæ¼
#whyyy#I had to scroll for a while before I found anything that was blatantly terf#but Iāve been noticing some random posts that are like#using detransitioning to hate on all trans people#blatantly missgendering someone under a tiktok#calling teenage boys defending a trans girl#misogyny in action#because they were defending her from a cow girl#*a cis girl autocorrect wtf#The post that sealed the deal was talking about how taking biology classes made this person a terf#you shouldāve taken psychology too. biology does not explain the human brain#blue rambles#iāve been noticing these posts for like a week or so#I just kept hoping they would go away#hhhhhhhh#update:#I put on my new sweater and itās so soft and I feel better#also Iām gonna eat some food which Iām sure will make me feel even better
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So I was just doing a Wikipedia rabbit hole search of plants for Cookie Run related reasons and came across that apparently cacao is from the mallow family, as well as okra, cotton and durian (at least according to Wikipedia, I donāt know how accurate this is)
I know this wouldnāt be how it works, but seeing this, Iām now just imagining this is a Cookie family, with each of those four being siblings (and in my head cacao and cotton being the actual canon Dark Cacao and Cotton, though that makes even less sense) with a Mallow Cookie as their parent. Wouldnāt make much sense but now I want it for some reason. Theyād be five very different Cookies but somehow all related
#I was going to tell this to my Discord but I wasnāt sure what channel to put it on#also this is one of the times I wish I could take biology or some other class that talks about plants and such#just so I can learn how different plants are related#for Cookie Run reasons#cookie run#character idea#random informational thatās probably not as accurate as I think#mallow#okra#cotton#cacao#durian#random stuff
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