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they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

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they're called human rights because you get them by being human. No ifs no buts. Everyone gets them. Yes even those people

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I bring a “there’s no meaningful difference between men and women that doesn’t exclude someone” to the function that gender essentialists hate

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i think, if you're gonna open a restaurant, you should be legally required to have a fat person come in, move through the restaurant, and sit in at least one of the chairs. I think that person should be able to veto anything from how close together the tables are to how fucking skinny the chairs are. few things tick me off more then being unable to get to half the resteraunt because all the tables are like, 10 inches apart, or sitting down in a chair that has pointless side rails only to realize that they are gonna be digging into my butt for the next hour unless i sit on the very edge of the seat and never lean back.

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Pixie played with kids watercolor at Specialized Programs yesterday !!! fun jellyfish and water animals !

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I think it’s time to dig up old Victorian dead people names

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i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

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they should make a version of screaming as intensely as you can that doesn't make noise and is socially acceptable to do

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there’s something that’s incredible about the intersectionality and flexibility of werewolves as metaphor.

anger issues? werewolf. intrusive thoughts? werewolf. unresolved trauma? werewolf. rejection by society? werewolf. autism? werewolf. transgenderism? werewolf. queer expression of any sort? werewolf. plurality? werewolf. dissociation? werewolf. repression of any sort? werewolf. abuse cycles? werewolf. emotion so strong it physically changes you? werewolf!!!

really doing it all

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"you don't have to perform around me" sweetheart i have to perform in front of myself

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re: last reblog this has made me aware of the continued existence of a whole snape stan subculture who do in fact seem to all regularly use the term snater to denote their hated enemies. i knew there was still a marauders fandom who consider themselves not transphobic because they've convinced themselves their whole deal is separate from the rest of the books and doesn't count or something but somehow it never occurred to me that would mean their opposite numbers also still exist. i guess i kind of assumed they must have disbanded in embarrassment after snapewives became a well known thing

the funniest thing i have discovered after a search of the tag is SEVERAL snape stans making fun of some snater on tiktok for listening to the hamilton soundtrack. yeah hamilton is the most cringe fandom involved here. this is going to sustain me all day

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Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

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unpopular opinion time: just because someone is queer doesn't mean they are automatically a good person.

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it does not matter if you think it’s “badly prioritized,” most people are going to see the bigotry that they face as their number one priority. they will not throw in with people who mock and demean and belittle their concerns, who say they are jumping at shadows, and why should they?

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Interviewer, catching Damian in costume: Robin! Can you explain the process of picking up Robin or passing on the mantle?

Damian, mildly annoyed at Bruce at the moment: It's quite simple. Batmam steals young children from their bed, usually nine or ten or so. Then he takes you to his lair and give you a deal.

Damian: If you can beat him in a game of your choosing, he will train you to be Robin. If you lose, you are eaten. I beat him in a classic fencing game. He's quite good with swords, but he wasn't very good with the sport itself.

Tim, standing next to him: Yeah, I beat him at a memory card game. I like totally cheated, but I'm too old for him to eat now, so ot doesn't matter.

Damian, nodding: Yes. The worst part of the job is disposing of failed Robins bones. He usually sucks them clean and leaves them all over the floor.

Tim: Yeah, its messy. But after you hit, like 15 he stops trying to eat you, so that's cool.

Damian: I have not yet reached 15. I'm still in danger. If you have more questions, ask Nightwing, as he was the first to avoid being eaten.

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Same interviewer, at a different date: Mr. Nightwing. Is it true Batman tries to eat potential Robins?

Dick, who has no idea what she's taking about: Yeah, it's really scary. His jaw unhinges like a snake.