#tag civilization….

[aipurjopa]

We doodling…

[eydilily]

would you bite the hand that feeds you?

[tibby-art]

jump.

(redbubble)

[kurocrow]

Parkciv art dump except 90% of it is seavbo toxic yaoi

[theburgertv]

i watched the first parkour civilization movie and its like. 2 hours of youtube shorts tied together. its so funny, they reestablish the plot like 200 times throughout the whole move. everyone's ego is beyond fragile and no one has ever heard of a 360 jump or a backwards jump somehow

[brikkets]

mavbo i drew for a friend.. i like them a lot they're so cute.... i never post or even log on but i needed to post this SOMEWHERE and i thought people may enjoy it on here parkour civ 2 spoilers in the 3rd image

if people like this i'll post my previous doodles where i drew my full emf design too.. or maybe i'll post it even if nobody sees this :P

[sbgyri]

the headband guys people keep confusing!

[glitxlipse]

[incorrectbatfam]

Ways to be a nuisance in our year of 2025

(from personal experience)

Get a small box. Write "take as you need" on the side. Fill it with period products. Put them in public bathrooms, including men's rooms.

Find a pothole. Paint a dick on it. Either your town will fix it or the public will enjoy your masterpiece.

Apps like No Thanks, Boycat, and Boycott X (my personal fave) let you scan items for boycotting shit. Money talks.

Red Cards contains all the rights that everyone, citizen or not, is entitled to in this country. They come in a bunch of different languages. Print them, give them out, leave them in places that need it, etc.

Don't be a snitch. Know someone undocumented? Someone traveling for reproductive or gender-affirming care? No the fuck you do not.

If someone asks your help doing #5, be their cover. If you live where they're fleeing from: no you don't know where they went, no they didn't tell you anything. If you live somewhere people are going to: that is now your cousin, friend from high school, camping buddy, etc.

Here is a fake person generator including phone, email, and address. Here is a free VPN for desktop and mobile. Spam the shit out of those ICE tiplines, trans bathroom reporting forms, etc. Here is a thing that lets you flood an email. Make their system useless.

If you're white, you have way more freedom when it comes to interacting with cops. Distract and divert.

See Nazi shit? Tear it up, kick it down, paint it over. See a Nazi? Rip into them. If you can't, record them, post it, send it to folks connected to them. Do not let them know peace.

If you protest: nondescript outfit with a change of clothes, cover scars and tattoos, leave behind devices that can track you, and either don't drive or park far away. Masks, goggles, and helmets highly suggested. Heavy duty gloves or tennis rackets for lobbing gas cans back. Fresh water or saline solution for tear gas and pepper spray. Have an exit route but also be prepared to hunker down or get arrested.

Nonprofit orgs are always looking for donations and volunteers, especially smaller local ones. There's a role for everyone, including admin stuff for folks who can't leave home. Reach out to them and ask what help they need. The people who aren't seen are just as important as the ones who are.

If you're taking someone to get an abortion, especially a place like Planned Parenthood that might have picketers, put something under your shirt and pretend you are the one who's pregnant to divert attention. Guys can do this too. Be their secret mpreg fantasy.

Cis folks: if your trans friend asks you to accompany them to a bathroom or locker room, do it. And if someone comes poking their nose in your business, pretend you're the one who's trans—again, taking the attention away from your friend.

It takes just a dozen emails or a few people showing up at local town hall or school board meetings to disrupt everything and steer the discussion.

If you have a job in the government or something adjacent, gum up the works. Let calls go to voicemail and don't return them for hours. Leave emails unanswered for a day or few. Don't work through lunch breaks even if it's busy. Take your PTO in its entirety, and leave something only you can do incomplete. Rearrange your priorities ("Sorry Janet, I can't look into who's hiring illegal immigrants, I gotta fix this printer first"). Create excuses to delay things—it needs to be double checked, it didn't pass inspection, it didn't contain some insignificant detail.

Gather some food or prep some meals for your local homeless folks. Make a portion for yourself too. That way if someone asks, you're simply sharing a meal with an old friend who happens to be down on their luck.

Get some Pride stickers/flags/posters and sprayable Gorilla Glue. Slap them on everything, including cars and businesses owned by conservatives. Make our presence constantly known.

[yourangle-yuordevil]

[Birds of a feather AU] Absolutely incapable of asking each-other out normally in every single universe <.<

[aniisol]

guys listen. i haven't watched PVP civilisation but every time i open this god-abandoned site i see "jump for the beef" actively becoming the new Loss. i keep thinking i see cool new Martyn Inthelittlewood fanart and it's just jump for the beef man. tumblr keeps trying to recommend me to a community called "parkour yaoi." i've had real life people trying to tell me something about something called an evbo 360. someone actually tried to explain to me why parkour yaoi convinced them we should overthrow the government and that the upper class should be annihilated. don't try and explain to me i'm scared enough already

[inkquarters]

Parkour civilization hyperfixations been chewing on the grey matter a bit

(i am aware these are a bit far from what i see in fanon most often sorry abt that friends </3 the version of pkciv that lives in my brain requires explanation i have no energy for atm although i may clarify later if so inclined)

[strpw]

He doesn't even know where to get a water bucket

[tibby-art]

evbo design !

[poorlydrawnmcyt]

clown creature thing

[zurenie]

parkour god’s favorite little freak