#tacted

[moghedien]

If I married Minthara I would move into an HOA neighborhood with her but not because HOAs are good or because she’d like the rules and whatnot. The antagonism she would form with the HOA president is the best enrichment you could give her while doing the minimum harm to society

[yuwuta]

satoru is the friend that always upstages your boyfriend, but he’s so good to you that your boyfriend can’t really complain without coming across as the asshole in the equation. your boyfriend sends you flowers after your promotion, but satoru sends an arrangement of roses in the shape of your favorite animal. your boyfriend suggests going out to dinner for your birthday and gets you the piece of jewelry you’ve been eyeing as a present, but satoru’s the one who books the michelin-star restaurant and surprises you with a $10k handbag. you car breaks down and your boyfriend offers to pick you up/drop you off at work for the week, but satoru steps in a loans you his car and then tells you can keep it. and when your boyfriend does get the balls to confront satoru, he’s awfully relaxed, very calm as he explains that you’re his best friend in the whole world, so he just wants to treat you right. no harm in that, right? 

[citricacidprince]

I noticed that their dynamics were so similar… what if they swapped for a bit

As a treat (For Swansea and Daisuke) and a punishment (For Stan and Soos, but also me, because that shit hurted)

Also, bonus doodle under the cut but be wary of Mouthwashing Spoilers!

[morganbritton132]

More Steve Has Older Siblings AU melodrama:

1. Steve didn’t know that he was getting rejected from the colleges he applied to because his dad was taking his mail. He thought that because it was taking a while that maybe it meant good news, but no. His dad stood up during their monthly family dinner hell and flung eight rejection letter across the table, announcing to all of them that Steve couldn’t even get into Tech.

2. Steve was convinced that his dad was allergic to peppermint because he made a big fuss about it being in the house all the time (he doesn’t like the smell.) One time when Steve was mad at him for breaking his toy, he broke off a piece of a candy cane and dropped it into his dad’s travel mug. He spent the whole day at school convinced that he killed his dad and was so relieved when he came home from work that Steve burst into tears.

3. Richie has been mistaken for Steve’s dad more times than his own kids.

4. When Jason was twenty-three, he got caught with cocaine on him and their dad had to pull strings to get him out of trouble. This has been Steve’s problem ever since.

5. Anytime his family made plans to do things together, Steve was never included so it’s kind of a shock when he’s woken up from a midday nap to Dustin pounding on his front door, shouting MAYDAY MAYDAY CODE RED CODE- “What the hell, man?”

Dustin doesn’t even answer him, just shoved inside like, “Are you hurt? Dying? Are you a force ghost right now?”

“Huh?” Steve is just baffled, even more so when Dustin fixed him with a look and brings up the plans the party made to meet at the arcade before having a monster movie marathon at the Wheelers. He asks why Steve didn’t show up and he answers with the obvious, “I wasn’t invited?”

“You were invited! We made the plans with you. You were right there!”

“Yeah, but…” Steve says a little confused but finds a warmth washing over him. “No one invited me.”

“Steve, you’re in the party. You’re always invited!” Dustin exclaims, throwing his hands up like it’s that easy. “You’re basically family.”

[wttcsms]

i've been thinking about iconic it girl reader who's only ever been known to have one boyfriend — a professional athlete. your relationship with each other was everyone's idea of couple goals, and the breakup that followed was quoted to be "amicable" and that the two of "came to an agreement that you were better off as friends" geez, did your PR teams have to word it like your relationship was all just some fucking contract? relax on the business professional tone. it's almost like they're not describing the best two years of your life.

now, a year later after the breakup that almost caused your break down, you're back and better than ever. you're about to launch your own beauty brand, you're gracing the cover of vogue, and you're protecting your peace by only focusing on yourself, your career, and your girlfriends. you don't date, and you especially don't date athletes. as a matter of fact, you actively avoid all of them like they carry the fucking plague. but when your publicist gives you a deal that you can't refuse (no, literally — it's a deal you can't refuse. read your contracts closely, kiddos), you find yourself thrust into a fake relationship with character. he reminds you of your ex for all the wrong reason; they play the same sport, they have similar attitudes, the same work ethic, the same drive and passion for the sport (and only for the sport...). but there's something different about him, too. he's... not as charismatic. he's kind of goofy, honestly, but he's cute enough to where it works in his favor. he's devoted to his sport, and yet, he finds the time to call his mom every week and despite the fact that this relationship is nothing more than a publicity stunt, he's surprisingly attentive to you, too...

but you've kept yourself and your heart safe by drawing a clear boundary. would you be willing to risk everything you've built up just to create something real with character? especially whenever your ex comes back into town, reopening old wounds and reminding you why you created these boundaries in the first place?

[phntmeii]

Hear me out… luffy with a breeding kink? 🙊

Monkey D. Luffy and Breeding

[NSFW + AFAB Terms ]

NSFW Warnings: Breeding Kink, Established Relationship, Marking, Possessive!Luffy, Drool

A/N: Anon, I am listening. I am listening so fucking hard you don’t understand LMAO. Also, did not expect my depraved thought of Zoro to become a series for OPLA characters but I’m along for the ride with it <3

Now, Luffy doesn’t inherently have a breeding kink for the purpose of actually having kids.

Sure, he wants them, but you know for a fact that Luffy is nowhere near mature enough to have own right now.

But, that doesn’t stop you from letting him fucking rail you until you’re an absolute mess, dripping with his cum.

He already stretched you out with his fingers alone, making sure you were ready for him. He wasn’t monster-sized by any means (unless he stretched himself out to be) but he was so fucking aggressive.

Luffy is practically drooling at the prospect of filling you with him. And once he’s slid all the way in? You’re in his hold and there’s no getting out until he’s finished with you.

His arms are squeezing your body while he has you in locked in doggy. Your back is covered in bruises, teeth marks and saliva from all his biting and drooling.

It’s like he’s a bitch in heat and can’t bring himself to stop once he’s started.

“You’re all mine! Mine! Mine! Mmf- You’re so warm…”

He’s sloppy and running on pure adrenaline, slamming into you. He bites at your shoulder or neck to keep himself somewhat collected.

When he fills you up with his cum, he’s still sloppily thrusting through whimpers before stopping.

The warmth of your cunt and the hot seed spilled into you felt all too good to pull out. Luffy’s leaned against you, matching your heavy breaths and placing small kisses over your bite marks once he’s done.

He laughs softly as he watched his cum pour out of you. Even when looking at you already completely spent, drenched in sweat and saliva, he’s smiling brightly.

“You wanna go again? I’m ready to go! C’monn! It feels so good~!”

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Battle sprites and extra content from my Dungeon Meshi RPG battle post!

[lolottes]

blogger calls out to random people in gotham: who is your favorite Gotham vigilante? ~

Danny: signal?

Sam: Dr Poison Ivy.

Tucker: hum, Oracle

[bakedbeanchan]

Iroh: *Offers Zuko a bit of tea*

Zuko: *Reluctantly accepts and just as he takes a sip of tea all the memories from the original timeline come back in a hammering instant. Then he processes to pour his heart and all emotions out, apologizing for every single time he ignored Iroh's advice and lessons, promising to do better from now on, and that's time he chooses his own destiny by helping the Avatar bring balance to the world.*

Iron: *Looks down at his own cup of tea* ...Huh, Is the tea that good?

He spends the next thirty minutes gushing about his very best friends Katara and Sokka

[vamptits]

you should probably think a bit before telling random users on the internet to treat themselves to like $200+ concert tickets um. beyond the fact that a lot of people do not in fact live in the USA you need to realize that's an insanely large amount of money for some of us. it's not concert ticket money that's like food. just a thought.

[itz-pandora]

Human designs of Void, Andromeda, and Polarity that I made for fun!

All three belong to @emthimofnight

[peachdues]

wedding last night and only a slight hangover this morning!!

[damntheyare]

Would you please consider drawing their first time together? I live for your art but the nsfw stuff makes me extra happy. I feel like Charlie would be into the romance and sensuality of it and for Alastor it would be more rough, animalistic and a bit predatory

[tacticianpigeon]

I hate fentanyl crime

[tiger-grace]

robin!Jason catching the obvious rich kid following them around in crime alley pretending to be a street rat: that’s why yo shoes raggedy

Tim, who has stalked every single piece of information about his personal life: that’s why your mama dead

[blood-starved-beast]

It was pretty much subtext pre update but it's so fun to get confirmed that Nemesis while rude, loud and opinionated is actually one of the most empathetic towards mortals. And to Prometheus. And Melinoe for all that she is polite and such, she is so unwavering hateful to anyone who doesn't share her belief system (and excuses some ppl like Nemesis on Thin Ice. And even Nem gets the "don't say treason." Implication: You will be arrested.)

I love these kinds of contrasts