dogthemaverick

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god i love people

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The point of fiction is actually to put that guy in a situation™️, and he might try to tell you the point is to then get him out of the situation, WRONG, second situation

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Fallout New Vegas Dashboard Simulator:

🐄 brahmingirl-dick

it’s nothing that a nap and a fresh apple and a super stimpak and a box of fancy lads snack cakes and 10 beers and a nuka cola and some dirty water and a trip to gommorah and some jet and a cazador sting and killing myself can’t fix

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🤠prospect-deez-nuts

just found this cool new container near clark field while prospecting! i’m gonna open it up and update you guys on what’s inside!

🤠prospect-deez-nuts

hoptal

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👨‍⚕️followeroftheapocalypse

Bored at work again and my courier friend won’t stop taking photos of me on her Codac R9000.

🌈confirmed-bachelor

i think i hauve radiation poisoning

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🃏lucky-69

honestly if you think the NCR is going to do any good for the wasteland if they win at hoover dam unfollow me right now.

🐻thebearbitesback

No. Just no.

Anyone who says that President Kimball is just as bad as Mr. House or Caesar isn’t paying attention. If you don’t vote for President Kimball, then you’re giving your vote to Caesar, plain and simple. I hope when you’re all enslaved or murdered you can find solace in your “moral purity.”

Vote NCR no matter where you are!

🃏lucky-69

girl i’m a freeside local 😭 i couldn’t vote even if i wanted to

🐻thebearbitesback

Of-fucking-course you’re from Freeside. No wonder your town is a warzone, people like you have no initiative to do anything about your situation and just mope around instead. Bunch of junkie degenerates.

🏛️ crepitu-petat-LXIX

All of you are degenerates. I can’t wait to watch as your filthy cities fall and all you profligates are hung from crosses or enslaved as you deserve.

🤖securitron-38392919

HO&T SINGLES LO4OKING TO #%FUCK NASTY xSEE PUSSY CL$$Ick NOW

♣️bigirononhisdick

anyone in this thread huff jet

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🏜️wastelandwandering

everybody’s a big, tough wastelander until i ask for someone to come to quarry junction with me then all of a sudden it’s “the last guy who went got torn in half” and “deathclaw eggs aren’t even worth that many caps” 🙄

🦂deathclaw-fucker

i would go with you!

🏜️wastelandwandering

…no thank you

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🌵barrelcactusfruity

“cannabalism as a metaphor for love is trite and overdone” ok but do you even understand what it means. to me.

🌵barrelcactusfruity

hello???

🌵barrelcactusfruity

oh my god

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The people in Stardew Valley need to be less judgmental when they see me digging through their garbage. I’m sorry were you using it? No? Mind your business

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American naturalization test

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Knitting, 2021 - by Joseph Ford, English

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my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead

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and the funny thing is walter really WAS white

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Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?

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dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says "Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.

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