dogthemaverick

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you do not have permission to stop caring about vampires just because october is over btw. vampires are a year round event

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yep

Title page of Metamorphosis Planetarium 1663. Colored.

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giving trick or treaters slips of paper with links to funny youtube videos hand written on them

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A scientist steps back from their chalkboard, covered in equations.

"we've all jacked off, but what if we jacked on?"

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"Is it normal to-" Doesn't matter. Do it weird if it isn't hurting anyone

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we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

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im sick of signing in to things

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I ate a rock from the moon

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Obsessed with the x files episodes where like someone will go missing and they’ll go to the victim’s last known location and see like a normal ant crawling around and mulder will go “I think the victim was kidnapped by two hundred ants disguised as a human being who took the victim because they need to digest organic matter in order to have the strength to build a giant anthill” and scully will go “that’s insane” but mulder will literally be right beat for beat

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Computer Component Insect Sculptures by Julie Alice Chappell on Etsy

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People really seem to want to believe that fundamentally bad person disorder is a real thing that exists and is worth being concerned about

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lmao

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So today I made 2 discoveries!

#1: There exists an "emotional support" rubber chicken, complete with removable vest:

#2: My bearded dragon, Saffron, is approximately the size of a rubber chicken:

I have done a Thing™ with this information.

BEHOLD! A MAN CHICKEN

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Everyone rn:

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tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls