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bro is everyone being marked mature or what 😭 I never even posted taint like come ONNNN

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if you like my art or seeing photos of my cat you should follow me on bsky!!! where I will post art. AND photos of my cat.

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everybody get pregnant so you can play doom!!!!

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this post is so funny I still get anons telling me beekeepers don't do this. yeah the bee is a freak. the bee is a pervert. stop trying to rationalize my bee's weird fetish!!!!

if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

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if you like my art or seeing photos of my cat you should follow me on bsky!!! where I will post art. AND photos of my cat.

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I'm SAYING!!!

they need to invent women with boobs

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they need to invent women with boobs

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does anyone else feel me. can anyone hear me in here.

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A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

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miniskirts are for showing the tip amen

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TIP: blueberries are good as fuck in the right situation

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yaoi uke and yuri seme. and yes they are boygirlfriends

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testosterone yuri & estrogen yaoi

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cd has a hole. record has a hole. casette has 2 holes. streaming? zero holes. i think i’ve made my point

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day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing