#ex boyfriend is WHOOOOOOO

[wttcsms]

i've been thinking about iconic it girl reader who's only ever been known to have one boyfriend — a professional athlete. your relationship with each other was everyone's idea of couple goals, and the breakup that followed was quoted to be "amicable" and that the two of "came to an agreement that you were better off as friends" geez, did your PR teams have to word it like your relationship was all just some fucking contract? relax on the business professional tone. it's almost like they're not describing the best two years of your life.

now, a year later after the breakup that almost caused your break down, you're back and better than ever. you're about to launch your own beauty brand, you're gracing the cover of vogue, and you're protecting your peace by only focusing on yourself, your career, and your girlfriends. you don't date, and you especially don't date athletes. as a matter of fact, you actively avoid all of them like they carry the fucking plague. but when your publicist gives you a deal that you can't refuse (no, literally — it's a deal you can't refuse. read your contracts closely, kiddos), you find yourself thrust into a fake relationship with character. he reminds you of your ex for all the wrong reason; they play the same sport, they have similar attitudes, the same work ethic, the same drive and passion for the sport (and only for the sport...). but there's something different about him, too. he's... not as charismatic. he's kind of goofy, honestly, but he's cute enough to where it works in his favor. he's devoted to his sport, and yet, he finds the time to call his mom every week and despite the fact that this relationship is nothing more than a publicity stunt, he's surprisingly attentive to you, too...

but you've kept yourself and your heart safe by drawing a clear boundary. would you be willing to risk everything you've built up just to create something real with character? especially whenever your ex comes back into town, reopening old wounds and reminding you why you created these boundaries in the first place?

[lemonshy]

About Me

Do you like oatmeal raisin cookies? Mmmm.....no. Which smells better - Pez or Play-Doh? Play-Doh!! Does your hair reach your boobs? Not quite, almost there though. When are you having spring break? I don’t have spring breaks anymore. Adulthood.

Have you ever had a crush on celebrity no one knew about?

Yes, actually! 

Do you have a Roku? What is that? What’s something that fills you with anxiety? I was born a little stress ball...so, me! Do you like Anthony Green or Jack White? WHOOOOooo? Do you think you’re attractive? I guess. Do you drink coffee on a daily basis? No. Do you have strict parents or are they more chill? Half and half. At what age did you move out of your parents? (or what age will you?) I was 23. What age do you think is too old to still live with your parents? 27. Do you think Clinton Kelly looks like a less scruffy Bradley Cooper? Uhmmm, not at all, ahahaha Do you always download the free songs on iTunes? Omggggg, iTunes is ANCIENT!! So, no! Have you ever loved a boy who was dating some other girl? Ummm...................yes. Is your hair all the same color? Yep yep, all natural, baby Have you ever tie dyed anything? Nope. Do you know anyone who says ‘wow’ a lot? DATS MEEEE. Have you ever watched Bob’s Burgers? No ahaha How many cardigans do you own? Two or three Denim, leather or varsity jacket? ALL. Has a teacher ever caught and read a note you were passing in class? YES AHAHAHAH AND IT WAS ABOUT MY “CHEESE” PROJECT. Do you know anyone who is afraid of horses? Ummmm, no What’s your favorite perfume that you own? All of them :) Do you clean things that are already clean when you’re bored? YES AHHAHA How did you spend Valentine’s Day? I honestly don’t remember lmao Do you get President’s Day off at your school? I live in Canada bruh What would you do if an ex-boyfriend started using one of your besties? Punch em out Would you rather live in a tropical or arctic climate? Arctic for sure. What is the last thing you took that wasn’t yours? Someone’s food, but i had permission, so Do you have an older brother? Nope! What do you do when someone overweight complains about being overweight? I get anxious and uncomfortable because I don’t know how to respond. Is there any Irish, Scottish, or Danish in your heritage? There’s Irish and Scottish. Do you find Asians attractive? Hmmm, not really Have either of your parents ever been to jail? Nope Have you ever been to jail? Nope Keep Calm and Carry On or Screw Calm and Get Angry? SCREW CALM AND GET ANGRYYYYYYYY :’D Do you think Urban Outfitters is overpriced? Ohh fuck yea bud Are your collarbones prominent? Nope Have you heard about the Alyssa Bustamante case? YES, IT IS FUCKED UP. Have you ever in your life worn overalls? Yep, as a kid. How did you react when you heard Whitney Houston had died? I was shocked. Do you love yourself? Yes yes What is the brand of desktop/laptop you’re on right now? Dell Are there any words you don’t usually pronounce correctly? There are many actually. Do you think Helena Bonham Carter is attractive? Hmmm, somewhat. Would you rather listen to Dolly Parton or Dusty Springfield? Neither. Are you watching The Walking Dead this season? I’m already so far behind on that. What TV shows do you keep up with? Orange is the New Black, MTV’s The Challenge, Riverdale, the 100, etc. Are you a light sleeper? Very much so Have you ever forgiven a cheater? Yeah, forgive and move on What does the purse/bag you last used look like? Cross-body, tan-coloured purse. Would you wear heeled/wedged oxfords? No Do you own a blazer? Nope Gunmetal, copper, silver, or gold? gold. When’s the last time it snowed where you live? To be honest, it snowed in April, so April xD Can you make a clover with your tongue? uhm what What’s your favorite coffee brand/flavor? French Vanilla............ Have you ever made out with a firecrotch? AHHAHAHAA NOO Do you listen to The Story So Far or Balance and Composure? Nope Is your belly button pierced? Yes indeed