#tabling for justice

[frownyalfred]

“people in the JL hate Batman because he’s so strict” nah. people in the JL hate Batman because all of their sidekicks wanna hang out and train with the batfamily and come home asking questions like “so when are you going to get a plane?” and “why don’t you know how to do [complex judo move]?”

[ravenpureforever]

Red Tornado: You are all insane and I want to study you under a microscope so I’m your babysitter now

Robin:

Impulse:

Superboy: Hey what the fuck

[sadbisexualmusic]

I love Katie and Ally with my whole heart but the fact that Rehka Shankar gave us the icon that was Adjustable Side Table (Walnut) and got 0 billboards for it is an absolute crime

[yeoubi-i]

Was thinking of Split and other aus involving Marvel being perceived as a dad and immediately my mind went to ‘Billy claims to be the dad instead’, since Marvel being created or born from his idea of a hero, technically being older, and being the new wizard giving him a higher status then Marvel

Or the shazamily just randomly claim to be Billy’s kids so they don’t get give away to much about themselves that eventually it becomes a inside joke between them

JL seeing Billy and Captain Marvel: oh is this you son?

CM panicking with gods screaming in his head and no host: oh um no uh he’s

Billy w/ no hesitation: Yes, this is my son.

[barefeet-only]

You know I see plenty of fics of Arthur and the Knights being impressed by all the insane amount of power that Merlin has, but I think we need to go to the other end of the spectrum.

We need fics of Arthur not being impressed by sorcerers cause Merlin just sets the standard so high.

Like someone throws a fireball? Big whoop, Merlin brings lightning from the heavens.

Some witch is controlling a magical beast? Congrats but Merlin can literally create life from nothing.

None of the Knights have any gauge for how hard magic is because Merlin is just built different. They have no context for how insane the stuff their friend pulls off is and just think that’s normal.

Bonus points if they think that Merlin isn’t even really all the good at magic, just capable of simple tricks.

[jonjaydami]

Young Clark Kent: Did we get married to a pretty women and live happily ever after on our parents farm?

Older Clark *squints*: yeah about that

---------------------------------------------------

Young Bruce: Did we-

Older Bruce: yes

Young Bruce in betrayal: You have failed me terribly

[puppetmaster13u]

You know what I need? I need a scene, either alone or in a group, of like, a hero or someone talkin to someone. For example Superman and Batman talkin, everything normal right?

And then I need it to switch to the pov of an outsider and they just have the thickest accents in the world. Somehow speaking the same language and understanding each other while the civilian is just ????

[dykedvonte]

Curly had two days to act and Swansea had two months.

I think it’s just interesting that every defense of Swansea not immediately acting are the same ones that are argued against for Curly. “He didn’t want to alert Daisuke or makes things worse for Anya either Jimmy!” I mean people also assume that about Curly and the crew. “He has to think about his plan of action and a right moment!” Again so did Curly, power and authority aside, he still would have to think of what he had to do. “He makes sure he doesn’t have to be around Jimmy!” So did Curly and they only do this to an extent, both give Jimmy more than a few opening to keep harassing Anya.

This isn’t defense of Curly nor a damnation of Swansea. Their actions are very parallel to each others in tragic and sour ways when it comes to how they approached helping Anya. In the grand scheme of it all they both did the same thing: Nothing. No action either took stopped the inevitable outcome of her death nor Jimmy’s continued damage to themself.

The only real difference is Swansea didn’t like Jimmy which is pretty substantial, but also just as damning as Curly knowing how bad Jimmy could get to an extent. He had even less of a reason to wait, even more of a reason to act seeing as he was now worried for Anya AND Daisuke. He is not bound by the possible procedure as Captain and actively does not care about what happens next. So what does it matter if he acted in the moment? Why did he wait? I think he’s just as morally complex and grey as Curly and we hold him on a pedestal that still perpetuates things in rape culture the game critiques.

It’s not just enough to dislike and be abrasive to predators/abusers like Jimmy. It’s not enough to just put yourself between them and the other person. It’s not enough to hold tensions when you know someone is vulnerable. He and Curly do the exact same things but on different sides of the coin. I ask how is it better to not turn a blind eye but still not really do anything about what you are seeing? Not until it affects you atleast…

The game makes a big point to not put men doing the bare minimum or who wait to do more on pedestals and I’m actually surprised so many are missing that point.

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Everyday I wake up in pain, knowing that Kirima wasn't there in the Fire Nation all throughout SoK and she missed out on some glorious Rangi tantrums and I just-

[gumgumchomp]

to the people who said that the ratfish being unfunny was on purpose or that he'd be better once you got him talking on camera or that the main point of the ratfish being that guy specifically was that it was for the cast to be excited about in my post complaining about him. how does it feel to be so incredibly wrong

[prettyboykatsuki]

i love the trope for prostitution in porn but feel conflicted writing it bc i have a lot of genuine respect for sex work 😔

[frownyalfred]

Hal Jordan, mid-Justice League meeting, just now finding out that Batman and Superman look so similar they can swap suits if needed: and you guys do that…platonically?

[sophsun1]

Which is why I've come. I already told Ted there's nothing. I know what you told him. I also know what you think about Teddy and me, that we're just a couple of silly queens setting up house, that it'll never work. Well, there was a time when I would've thought exactly the same thing. But miracle of miracles, I have never been happier in my entire life and you want to know why? Because he gives me love. And respect. And now it is my turn to give him something back. Now I swore to myself this wasn't going to wind up an old Lana Turner movie, but it looks like that's the direction it's headed, so I'm going to make Lana proud.

Queer as Folk – 3.07: Stop Hurting Us

[ralucafarcas]

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[sheriffofmagic]

rekha shankar is the funniest person on earth actually

[bamboozled-distress]

this fuckass on coke wants to fuck eeeeeeeveryone