#tabling for justice

[frownyalfred]

Hal Jordan, mid-Justice League meeting, just now finding out that Batman and Superman look so similar they can swap suits if needed: and you guys do that…platonically?

[lizzybeeee]

Dragon Age 2 AU -> where everything is the same but Ser Pounce-A-Lot gets the zoomies right before Anders and Justice join, resulting in Justice getting stuck in the body of a tiny, orange cat.

[ravenpureforever]

Red Tornado: You are all insane and I want to study you under a microscope so I’m your babysitter now

Robin:

Impulse:

Superboy: Hey what the fuck

[sadbisexualmusic]

I love Katie and Ally with my whole heart but the fact that Rehka Shankar gave us the icon that was Adjustable Side Table (Walnut) and got 0 billboards for it is an absolute crime

[yeoubi-i]

Was thinking of Split and other aus involving Marvel being perceived as a dad and immediately my mind went to ‘Billy claims to be the dad instead’, since Marvel being created or born from his idea of a hero, technically being older, and being the new wizard giving him a higher status then Marvel

Or the shazamily just randomly claim to be Billy’s kids so they don’t get give away to much about themselves that eventually it becomes a inside joke between them

JL seeing Billy and Captain Marvel: oh is this you son?

CM panicking with gods screaming in his head and no host: oh um no uh he’s

Billy w/ no hesitation: Yes, this is my son.

[barefeet-only]

You know I see plenty of fics of Arthur and the Knights being impressed by all the insane amount of power that Merlin has, but I think we need to go to the other end of the spectrum.

We need fics of Arthur not being impressed by sorcerers cause Merlin just sets the standard so high.

Like someone throws a fireball? Big whoop, Merlin brings lightning from the heavens.

Some witch is controlling a magical beast? Congrats but Merlin can literally create life from nothing.

None of the Knights have any gauge for how hard magic is because Merlin is just built different. They have no context for how insane the stuff their friend pulls off is and just think that’s normal.

Bonus points if they think that Merlin isn’t even really all the good at magic, just capable of simple tricks.

[pheoflame]

I like the way you kiss me

I can tell you miss me

I can tell it hits...

[jonjaydami]

Young Clark Kent: Did we get married to a pretty women and live happily ever after on our parents farm?

Older Clark *squints*: yeah about that

---------------------------------------------------

Young Bruce: Did we-

Older Bruce: yes

Young Bruce in betrayal: You have failed me terribly

[puppetmaster13u]

You know what I need? I need a scene, either alone or in a group, of like, a hero or someone talkin to someone. For example Superman and Batman talkin, everything normal right?

And then I need it to switch to the pov of an outsider and they just have the thickest accents in the world. Somehow speaking the same language and understanding each other while the civilian is just ????

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Everyday I wake up in pain, knowing that Kirima wasn't there in the Fire Nation all throughout SoK and she missed out on some glorious Rangi tantrums and I just-

[frownyalfred]

“people in the JL hate Batman because he’s so strict” nah. people in the JL hate Batman because all of their sidekicks wanna hang out and train with the batfamily and come home asking questions like “so when are you going to get a plane?” and “why don’t you know how to do [complex judo move]?”

[howlsofbloodhounds]

I like to think that bleed over from Justice gives Color knowledge about guns and “muscle” memory on how to use and maintain them

[gumgumchomp]

to the people who said that the ratfish being unfunny was on purpose or that he'd be better once you got him talking on camera or that the main point of the ratfish being that guy specifically was that it was for the cast to be excited about in my post complaining about him. how does it feel to be so incredibly wrong

[build-a-bruce]

Superman: "How does Batman do it?"

*meanwhile...Batman, putting his dick on the table*

Justice League 2001, Season 1 Episode 9 'Injustice For All Part 2'

[ralucafarcas]

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[thisiseditsandstuff]

"I am life, Charles. I am fire. I am the Phoenix. I am not a priest. I have no absolution to offer you." — "I had become the sum total of all my selves, each of my lives — unique in all creation a living connection to every universe that had ever existed."

The Return of Donna Troy / Rise of the Powers of X / Artemis by Aurora / The Calling by The Amazing Devil / The Gods Show Up by Michael Kinnucan / JLA / 奈落の花 (Naraku no Hana) by Eiko Shimamiya / Uncanny X-Men / Fire by Barns Courtney / Titans/Young Justice: Graduation Day