#teach me how to dougie

[jonjaydami]

How hilarious would it be if there was a superbat timeline or fic that was just all the kids thinking that Bruce and Clark were dating for years but just lived separately due to work and how stubborn they both were. Cause it's not like Bruce could move in with Clark in his tiny apartment.

But they also know Clark is a man with values and knows he wouldnt just want to be a "trophy" husband so they full on believe for the sake of everything they were already married in private and full on treat them like a couple and the beautiful idiots they are just play along cause they think the kids are joking. They are not.

"B-but Bruce! I already told Steph I was going to go on patrol tonight"

Bruce sighs. Pinching his brows together.

"Tim you broke your wrist I can't let you go out"

"Well...I'll just ask clark!"

"No you can't"

Tim already calling him.

Clark: hello?

Tim: I want to go out on patrol. Can I?

Clark: what did Bruce say?

Tim: *pouting cause he knows he won't get away with it* he said no

Clark: hand Bruce the phone

I think the opportunities here are limitless. The shenanigans the bat family would commit and not to mention the artificial cherry on top is superbat. Someone can use this as inspiration to write it out or maybe I will write a one shot about it later. But if someone would be open to debating this idea or even dropping more onto dm me!!

[soapdispensersalesman]

[sophthecoolperson]

AHHH

I just saw this tiktok of a bunch of songs that sound exactly like they're being sung by certain members of the stranger things cast liKE WHAT-

[nature-gonk]

[gabster101]

Just officially learned to hit the dougie so whenever someone tries to come to me with the b.s I’ll just hit it in their face cause what can you really say to that

[evilwrongdoer]

its so hard living life as someone who people think fucks. every time i ask someone if they think i fuck they undoubtingly say yes. its like theyve seen me fuck. this girl a few days ago told me "you asked me if you look like you fuck like someone that fucks" like wdym girl. look at me, im the femcel of the century. don't start rn. the guy next to me after i told this girl i didnt fuck rubbed his temples like he was surprised. okay i get it ive got mad "rizz", as the kids say, but bro I'm no fucker. i dont sex. so sorry to inform you.

[jessieyuckley]

*catcalling girl on bus* hey baby can you teach me how to dougie teach me teach me how to dougie

[shleys-stuff]

pictures by me.

[jonjaydami]

Young Clark Kent: Did we get married to a pretty women and live happily ever after on our parents farm?

Older Clark *squints*: yeah about that

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Young Bruce: Did we-

Older Bruce: yes

Young Bruce in betrayal: You have failed me terribly

[tumble-d-wumble-phd]

Really been craving a medieval lute cover of Teach Me How to Dougie

[ktredshoes]

Dougie, there you are!

James Douglass - E03

[sophthecoolperson]

AHHH

I just saw this tiktok of a bunch of songs that sound exactly like they're being sung by certain members of the stranger things cast liKE WHAT-

[nature-gonk]

A country side morning 🌄

[arkhamgarfield]

The Dougie needs to be taught in schools