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jonjaydami · 6 months ago
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How hilarious would it be if there was a superbat timeline or fic that was just all the kids thinking that Bruce and Clark were dating for years but just lived separately due to work and how stubborn they both were. Cause it's not like Bruce could move in with Clark in his tiny apartment.
But they also know Clark is a man with values and knows he wouldnt just want to be a "trophy" husband so they full on believe for the sake of everything they were already married in private and full on treat them like a couple and the beautiful idiots they are just play along cause they think the kids are joking. They are not.
"B-but Bruce! I already told Steph I was going to go on patrol tonight"
Bruce sighs. Pinching his brows together.
"Tim you broke your wrist I can't let you go out"
"Well...I'll just ask clark!"
"No you can't"
Tim already calling him.
Clark: hello?
Tim: I want to go out on patrol. Can I?
Clark: what did Bruce say?
Tim: *pouting cause he knows he won't get away with it* he said no
Clark: hand Bruce the phone
I think the opportunities here are limitless. The shenanigans the bat family would commit and not to mention the artificial cherry on top is superbat. Someone can use this as inspiration to write it out or maybe I will write a one shot about it later. But if someone would be open to debating this idea or even dropping more onto dm me!!
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unkindcorvid · 4 months ago
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mcflythrills78 · 22 days ago
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Happy Birthday Dougie 🎂💖🎂💖
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soapdispensersalesman · 2 years ago
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sophthecoolperson · 8 months ago
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AHHH
I just saw this tiktok of a bunch of songs that sound exactly like they're being sung by certain members of the stranger things cast liKE WHAT-
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nature-gonk · 2 months ago
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gabster101 · 5 months ago
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Just officially learned to hit the dougie so whenever someone tries to come to me with the b.s I’ll just hit it in their face cause what can you really say to that
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evilwrongdoer · 8 months ago
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its so hard living life as someone who people think fucks. every time i ask someone if they think i fuck they undoubtingly say yes. its like theyve seen me fuck. this girl a few days ago told me "you asked me if you look like you fuck like someone that fucks" like wdym girl. look at me, im the femcel of the century. don't start rn. the guy next to me after i told this girl i didnt fuck rubbed his temples like he was surprised. okay i get it ive got mad "rizz", as the kids say, but bro I'm no fucker. i dont sex. so sorry to inform you.
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jessieyuckley · 1 year ago
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*catcalling girl on bus* hey baby can you teach me how to dougie teach me teach me how to dougie
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shleys-stuff · 2 years ago
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pictures by me.
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jonjaydami · 1 month ago
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Ok so we have all seen those posts talking about Bruce looking at his kids and still seeing them as his precious babies even though they are towering muscular adults right?
Well I raise you clark seeing them the same way but through step dad vision. Cause honestly he didn't come into Bruce's life until a bit later and by then he already had Robin by their first meeting. Of course Bruce didn't trust clark to even be in his city let alone around his kid but any chance he was in Gotham for any reason Dick was asking to use him as a "super jungle gym" and was dangling off his limbs.
Now don't get clark wrong he likes kids! But kids actually make him nervous. Not only did he grow up on a farm pretty isolated in a small town that didn't have many people so not like he was a baby sitter. But also...batman makes him nervous and for good reason to.
But the closer he got to him the more he was allowed around the kids especially (depending on what universe your shoving these characters into but this is my version) after he saved Jason from getting killed by the joker and he batman started to trust him a lot more. Jason was in awe but is definitely a wonder women fan. Which is fine because Clark is also a fan of hers and have written many articles about her as a hero. Jason always found a way at any gala or event to fallow clark around and pretend to also be a journalist and ask people questions. But he did them way more accusing and got several people to whisper. Bruce was amused but also just tired of his kids wanting to be around clark. The man was a goody two shoes.
When Steph comes around and eventually Barbara and even Cassie they ask a LOT of questions and not the kind of ones like Tim (who upon their first meeting tore off his glasses and asked him why he uses them as a disguise when it doesn't even work) *note they work very well at disguising him Tim just doesn't understand how other people just CANNOT see superman when looking at him*
Duke had to be the most tamed out of every. Single. One. Of Bruce's kids. He was polite and even shook his hand. He was expecting questions or insults of some sort but when none came he was shocked to say the least. He didn't sleep for days afterwards.
The next and last was Damian who after years of experience with Bruce's kids he believed he was ready....he was in fact not ready. Damian not only insulted him, threatened, and snuck into his apartment to "scope out the enemies territory" really he was in trouble and didn't like Bruce grounding him so he went over there to pick a fight.
In all reality dealing with thr kids for so long ended him and Bruce becoming closer and closer and eventually getting together and tying the knot. Now that they are all grown adults he just CANNOT see them as such.
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Damin at the ripe age of 22: Die alien!!
Clark *holding back tears*: you used to say that when you were 13
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The batkids *arguing*
Clark *Looking at them. Just to see a bunch of teenagers and children*: you see it to right?
Bruce *taking a sip from his mug*: it never changed
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tumble-d-wumble-phd · 6 months ago
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Really been craving a medieval lute cover of Teach Me How to Dougie
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ktredshoes · 5 months ago
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Dougie, there you are!
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James Douglass - E03
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sophthecoolperson · 8 months ago
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AHHH
I just saw this tiktok of a bunch of songs that sound exactly like they're being sung by certain members of the stranger things cast liKE WHAT-
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nature-gonk · 2 months ago
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A country side morning 🌄
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