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I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking

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cnn talking heads: trump is going to destroy our democracy and normalize xenophobia!!!!

shark tank guy: what exactly was democratic about the DNC kneecapping bernie in 2016 and handpicking kamala with no primary process in 2024

cnn talking heads: nothing the DNC does has to be democratic you neanderthal canadian immigrant

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that quote like “god gave us transness for the same reason he made grapes but not wine; yeast but no loaves — so we may partake in the divine act of creation”

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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

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Depression is such an effective tranquilizer that it creates a great opportunity for plot twists in your real life. I have a pretty consistent opinion of myself which is "low" and "never ending guilt and shame for reasons I don't understand."

Recently received feedback from two different editing clients that started with "Please pass along to Jacquelynn that she is phenomenal at her job" and "I was blown away by the evaluation I received."

You always hear about how depression (and anxiety) lies to you and distorts reality, but there is logically knowing that and then there is like, physical proof of it and you are suddenly Neo in the Matrix jumping out of the fucked up little tube machine.

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It is amazing how many Germans I've seen on social media arguing that because their ancestors did WW2 and the Holocaust, they are some kind of superhuman (hmmm) objective arbiters of morality and antisemitism specifically.

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Theyre supposed to be doing their homework...

Tucker's doodles:

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Crank position I am slowly coming to believe: I think theosophy actually subsumed romanticism. The romantics did not carry us into modernity. They made it to about 1870, and then Blavatsky took the reigns.

Like William Blake was awesome but without Blavatsky, there are no Hippies. Without Blavatsky, George Harrison never learns to play the sitar.

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im like the opposite of those misogynist comic guys except not in a good way

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i had a a weird dream where horrible things kept happening to mustelid women and it inspired me to create a horribly anxious ferret woman

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ty, astarion, for failing every fucking arcana check possible here to make this amazing comedy bit

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*for the purpose of this poll I'm defining "shopping at Target" as buying at least one item from Target. online orders are included

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The republicans have the senate but not a supermajority so as usual nothing is going to happen