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YOUR name jeff
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She/her, Polyam, Bisexual, Mouse, Riverclan, Yiffany kinnie, Probably not an inflation fetishist, Bathypelagic, User of lol and lmao with relative honesty and literalness, Currently older than 18.
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why is it. not doing anything
its no good. its no good. you dont sweep the dishes its no good.
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you have to admit there are some joys in life that can only be felt due to hardship. a common example is steaming hot showers. it takes a cold day, or a sickness, for someone to experience the joy of a hot shower. you can’t enjoy it in the heat. then there’s the joy of a fulfilling sleep, often achieved through a tiring day. and there’s the joy of a reunion, achieved through separation. and there are many more examples. sometimes difficulty carries a special range of joys and that’s something to be thankful about.
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Silly cats are among us...?!?!?!
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Nothing...
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may this year be gayer
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most relatable post of all time
My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved
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Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.
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hey you forgot to profess your love for me btw. don't be embarrassed there's still time.
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javelina want yo doordash bitch
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i'll figure it out
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wake up in the morning go to sleep
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doodles
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“he/they” lol so not an actual normal gay person but a cosplaying homophobe
They will not spare you for turning on your community
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The thing is that like “edgy humour” really is a GIANT red flag among young white men……you hear white boys making racist jokes all the time but people tend to brush it off and assume they’ll grow out of it or that they’re just going through a harmless edgy humour phase and like…..some of them might grow out of it but that’s not the POINT! They’re racist NOW! They’re spreading islamophobic ideas NOW and we brush it off because we assume they’ll grow out of it in the future but whether they do or not is irrelevant; they need to grow out of it Right. Now. Or more lives will be lost.
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easy. lmao
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