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I wished more people saw the dungeons and dragons movie, the comedy in it was so good. It’s not too niche that people who aren’t ind dnd won’t enjoy it and the people who do play get some great inside jokes.
#dungeons and dragons: no honor amount thieves#like when the brains go by and they said you have to have a certain level of intelligence to be attacked#I’m not going to say it’s a masterpiece of cinema but it’s really good fun that I wish more people had seen
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If we get battison with corensup then I hope the reason why Bruce figures out Clark Kent is Superman is because Bruce never looks people in the eye. No hypno-glass trick can get him, that body tho…
#bruce wayne#clark kent#batman#superman#superbat#Bruce has been studying Superman for a long time#and Bruce has all his exact features memorized#so when golden retriever in human form Clark Kent shows up he’s like hmmm…#there’s only one person with tiddies like that#I know what you are
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Dante was messed up as a kid. Like, severely messed up. He was alone. He spent days upon days looking for his brother. Not finding him. Convincing himself that his brother died and he wasn't there to save him.
Hell... if he didn't exist, maybe Vergil would've been okay.
GODDAMNIT I GOT LONG AGAIN
Where did he go? For a long time... he probably just... found a way to be sweet and charming, telling his sob story to those who asked the young boy where's your mommy?
For awhile, he was able to get into the foster care system. Over-full houses with kids who were worse than him. Things... he didn't want to talk about. Things he doesn't want to think about.
When one of the older foster kids cornered him, about to do terrible things he knew he just had to endure, he heard it, those horrible gargles of the creatures lurking, trying to hunt him down like a creature. Hiding, the older foster kid was... slaughtered. Brutally.
He wasn't as upset as he should've been. He still feels guilt about it, not about them dying. Honestly, after what they did to him, over and over, and no one would listen, he didn't even feel bad that they died. But he feels about his apathy. Like he's a monster for being glad he's free from suffering.
He spent a long time going around. They assumed the demon killed both of them, and that's when he started going by Tony. If he reported himself as the 'Missing, Presumed Dead' Dante Sparda, he would've been brought back to that cycle.
But at that point, he was still a child.
A child. Maybe ten.
He learned young he could handle eating things that most people would get food poisoning from. And it was horrible. Traumatizing, to eat rot or flesh or anything to fill his belly. To this day, he still can't stomach most foods. If they are not exactly as he expects, exactly familiar, it terrifies him, bringing him back to those days.
The days of feeling sick, and lonely.
But at least, usually, he didn't think too much.
The rare times when he moved to a new place, having scrounged up enough quarters to get a train ticket, he sat, staring out the window.
... Should I be alive? he would ask himself, an echochamber in his mind.
He was still just a leech. Providing nothing of value to the world. As he clutched an old coat he was given as a gift, he felt a horrible sickness in his stomach. it was a nice coat. Warm. Soft lining on the inside.
He tried bargaining with himself. If you can leave, and go find somewhere to die... you can bring the coat. A comfort you don't deserve. You'll be doing everyone a favor. Can't you be strong, just this once? Stop being a leech? At least be worthy to feed the crows and the worms in the dirt? Just lie down and wait. It'll be cold and horrible. But that's punishment for being you.
He was shaking, trembling with these thoughts, terrified of death, but believing... genuinely, that was the best thing in the world he could do. He should die. He's evil and wrong, a monster.
One of the staff found him crying, and sat with him, holding his hand, talking to him gently. He never shared those thoughts. He knew people wouldn't understand.
No one ever understood him. They wouldn't.
And he shouldn't be lavishing in his comfort, where they petted his head, but he was so tired, and it was so nice, he couldn't stop himself. The guilt was horrible, and made him cry worse, and worse, and worse.
They barely let him off the train alone, but he lied saying his mama was waiting for him.
[Maybe she was, on the other side.]
Things never really got better for years, until he had been bumming around in an alleyway, hearing a scream, and seeing as a demon was chasing down a girl, who was limping, crying.
It was the first time he struck down a demon.
But seeing her sob, hugging him, crying out as he awkwardly, quietly tried to console her, telling her it's dead, it's okay...
... But it meant...
Maybe... Maybe he meant something.
He was still a monster... but maybe he can redeem himself for the sin of his own existence.
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First meeting or something
I NEED MORE OF THEM BEING LOSERS PLEASE
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I don’t know what’s more embarrassing for me, that I bought the new Loki and Psylocke gooner skins, or that I’ve been playing that game for so long that I didn’t have to spend any money on them
#marvel rivals#Loki#psylocke#I’m so ashamed to that that I improved vastly in both of these characters after getting the skins lol
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Shout out to the aro-ace MVP of the Superman movie: Jim Olsen
Mans just wanted to do his job and was held back by the fact that he’s just constantly tripping over women who are obsessed with him
#superman#jimmy olsen#mans was so upset he had to call Eve lmao#the eye roll everytime girls were flirting with him#Eros personally cursed that man cause he knew he’d hate it#best part is when Lois asks how he gets all these hot women to fall for him and he goes ‘hot?’#unbothered aro ace king
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Congratulations on the marriage guys!!!! It's about time honestly
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Dante is a good person.
Dante does not think Dante is a good person.
This infuriates everyone. Even Nero, who, personally, has been wronged and abandoned by Dante after a life of being left behind. Even he thinks Dante is, generally, a good person, he's just an asshole, too. You can be a good person and an asshole.
Dante agrees that he's an asshole, but really doesn't think there's any good.
He is desperate to do good, almost, always doing his best. His suffering is nothing if he can help.
And this negatively impacts pretty much every single relationship he has.
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evil One Direction: bitch you fuck up my world like nobody else
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I wish people would explore the relationship between Jinu and Gwi-Ma more, like clearly the demon king has a way closer relationship with Jinu than any other demon. Gwi-Ma even makes that comment where he says that he trained Jinu well. Also Gwi-Ma constantly pulls Jinu back into the demon world to remind him of his power over him. Like it’s just such an underrated aspect of the movie
#kpop demon hunters#jinu kpdh#gwi ma#gwi ma kpdh#like Jinu tells Rumi that if hating Gwi Ma could kill him he would have done it a long time ago#the angst potential is unlimited with those two#it’s like did gwi ma decided that one sad twink#yeah I’m gonna make his life miserable
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They both have demon dads and human moms, are demon hunters, and have their show/movie on Netflix. What's more can I say? And also Dante can befriend literally anyone.
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Affliction of Blood Master Post
Prompt/Prologue: It's Just the Spice in My Eyes
Ch 1: Say Shawarma Right Now
Ch 2: I promise the Tea Isn't Poisoned
Ch 3: Shakespeare in the Park Got Nothing on This
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