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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

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Funny idea for those “Cap adopts Kon Au’s” is that Baby Marvel gets thrown into the mix so now there’s also this actual baby getting adopted by a 14-15 year old and Kon’s there at 16 suddenly having a tiny baby brother

Anyway, funny idea beyond that is Lex seeing the mop of orange-red hair on the baby’s head somehow and wonders if a smaller clone of Supermans got out with too much of his DNA messing with the kid’s appearance (since Lex had that same kind of hair before he went bald)

So Lex is like “Oh, I have two genetic progeny’s now… this might be an issue”

Idk what I’m thinking with it, but I am rolling at the idea of Lex figuring out a teenager might be raising what he thinks are his kids*( kids; more in the way that there his property, bulk of his care comes from their use)

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Self care is writing fan fiction that you are the sole target audience for.

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There's a lot of those "billy loses his powers/access to Shazam and in the interim gets adopted" prompts but I do think it'd be really funny if the person who adopts him in one of those is Slade Wilson.

Both because I think Slade is petty enough to see an adoption bait kid named Batson and do this out of spite and because Billy, used to dealing with God's and men of myth who have 0 issue with murder, now has to talk down Another Fucking Guy

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If you were to tell Billy that Batman is the world’s greatest detective, he would laugh at you. Honest to gods laugh in your face and call you stupid.

Then he’d tell you that the world’s greatest detective is obviously the Question. He won’t tell you why.

The Question is practically his son. He learns about what the Council of Eternity did to the Trinity of sin and is like: cool, but it’s been hundreds of years, so I’m gonna call for time. He likes to think that because the council(including Shazam) turned the Trinity into what they are, he is, somehow, in line to be their dad. Do not ask why he feels parental feelings for these grown adults. He will not have a good answer.

Does the Question know about this? Hell yes. He’s the Question. He and Phantom Stranger make sure to treat Marvel normally around others, and act like old friends when alone. Pandora, meanwhile, has no qualms with going up to Marvel and giving him a big hug when he’s surrounded by the likes of Superman and Wonder Woman.

Naturally, Billy is biased towards his 3 overgrown, mature, but still childish children.

“Question solved this one crime without ANY MONEY *wink wink batman*.”

“Stranger just sent another lord of chaos to hell! I’m so proud!”

“Pandora trapped all those monsters back inside her box—Yeah, I know she opened it in the first place— I’m so proud of her!”

The JL is confused. Bonus points if they know his identity and are worried as to why their tween-teen coworker is treating these people like his children.

Mary and Freddy are determined to be the best aunt and uncle. Nothing is stopping them.

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“Gotham people would totally get fucked in Fawcett.”

Me: oh completely. I agree 100%.

“People from Fawcett would DIE in Goth—“

Me: EEEEEEEEEEE. You’re wrong. Double triple wrong. Fawcett has dealt with too much to be sidelined as off-brand Metropolis. They have dealt with Lady Blaze, Ibac, Sabbac, Arson Fiend, they were stuck in time, they are closer to Heaven and Hell(RoE halves) than anyone else. Gotham would be a cakewalk for them.

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Idea after binging the last days posts:

Either Cap saying that he is a pg-13 superhero, thank you very much to someone commenting on his censorship

Or he tweets that WTF stands for Wednesday Thursday Friday on his blog

Anyways, I hope you’re having a good day!

To let this go on for three years is just cruel... Also, Billy is totally messing with them and has been the entire time he's worked with the league. He got Solomon to teach him every swear word in all human languages and a few non human ones too. Billy knows exactly what he's doing. Freddy's callout was real and he's endlessly frustrated that no one will ever believe him.

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Fanfic where Billy becomes the wizard and Mary becomes his champion?

Premise: Teen Billy has become well enough versed in magic that he takes over as full time wizard (he's not bound to the rock and still spends time with his foster family) and he decides to appoint Mary as his champion! Scenarios ensue where Mary gets introduced to the JL as the new Captain Marvel and Billy has to juggle the magical problems of the Rock of Eternity while Mary has to face Billy's old enemies! I'm thinking that Darla would be an adorable Wizard's assistant :3

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Was thinking of Split and other aus involving Marvel being perceived as a dad and immediately my mind went to ‘Billy claims to be the dad instead’, since Marvel being created or born from his idea of a hero, technically being older, and being the new wizard giving him a higher status then Marvel

Or the shazamily just randomly claim to be Billy’s kids so they don’t get give away to much about themselves that eventually it becomes a inside joke between them

JL seeing Billy and Captain Marvel: oh is this you son?

CM panicking with gods screaming in his head and no host: oh um no uh he’s

Billy w/ no hesitation: Yes, this is my son.

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Was thinking of Split and other aus involving Marvel being perceived as a dad and immediately my mind went to ‘Billy claims to be the dad instead’, since Marvel being created or born from his idea of a hero, technically being older, and being the new wizard giving him a higher status then Marvel

Or the shazamily just randomly claim to be Billy’s kids so they don’t get give away to much about themselves that eventually it becomes a inside joke between them

JL seeing Billy and Captain Marvel: oh is this you son?

CM panicking with gods screaming in his head and no host: oh um no uh he’s

Billy w/ no hesitation: Yes, this is my son.

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I like the idea that the Justice League is a bit jealous of the Marvel family!

Like sure they spend more time with the captain, and know everything about him enough that they sometimes call him Billy (what the JL believe to be a nickname based on the captain NAME, with he wasn't told them)...

The first time they meet together is when they are fighting some kind of magical monster and the Captain asks the help of some one in a weird magic thing and a blue version of him comes out of a portal. Ok, normal enough for Marvel no problem. And this version put up a good fight! And they seem to work very well with Marvel!

So when the fight is over Marvel introduces his 'best friend' Lieutenant Marvel... Ok. That's alright. Best friend huh.

"It was nice knowing you all! But I got to go now! Don't be home late Billy!" This Lieutenant guy said, well he is very poli- wait who is Billy????

"Don't worry! Tell Mary I will be home for dinner!" Said the Captain, wait Marvel is Billy? This guy knows his name? We don't know his name yet...

Over time they meet the rest of the Marvel family and that's when the jealousy sets in. Cuz every time someone asks Marvel if he wants to do something in his off time he declines because "His family already has something planned! But thanks!" (The something planned is playing videogames with Freddy)....

I think it would be more funny when they discover that Billy is just a 10 year old boy, they were jealous because they didn't have the attention of a child...

(Shit really hits the fan when they discover that Mary and the Lieutenant are also children)

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Captain Marvel but it’s like the avatar state and all the champions come from their afterlives to cheer on their favorite white boy (Billy Batson)

I see the Divine Twitch chat but I can’t help thinking of the other champions getting in on the deal like “Piss off Solomon, he needs the wisdom of someone who lived this!”

There’s a lady talking about how she was so pure that the heavens themselves moved to answer her prayers before she ever became champion to surmount her perilous odds, an old Greek who spent his time as champion being a healer and staging off a plague that killed him after he turned back to a human bc of all his exposure, an old adviser to one of Japans emperors of behalf of the gods, and a whole bunch of others who had very different experiences as champions from warriors to diplomats to healers.

Then there’s whatever is left of Adam in that connection hanging around like a shade doing nothing bc his Champion status was always finicky

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The day Billy was chosen must’ve been so life changing for the magic world.

I have a headcanon that before he was chosen, since Adam was the only champion he was still, unofficially, champion. He didn’t have duties or respect or anything like that, but he had the title.

Magic was different back then. It felt hollow to them. Darker. They performed it and they performed it well, but they felt jaded. For more powerful users like Fate, it was like touching fire. Writing with magic resulted in sparks and pain.

And then Billy was chosen, and everything just felt so different.

Everyone from Fate, Giovanni, Constantine, Xanadu, Spectre, you name it. They could all feel that something had changed. A ripple, if you will.

Suddenly, magic was more in tune with the soul of its user than ever. There was a lightness to it. A fluidity that wasn’t there before. And, for just a few seconds, they could feel the curiousness, the happiness, the intense emotions of a child.

For everyone else, it was probably the best day of their life.

Mary saw it from her window one day and felt a tug towards it. Adam seethed knowingly.

And Billy? Billy ran all the way back to his hideout and freaked out for the next 24 hours.

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Really really really really realllyyy want to see billy with the new gods after the shazam rebrand tm

Like

Just imagine Captain coming back from a mission with a mirrored and not quite right power set and his costume is off. What would the League think? How would Diana react? What of his old gods? If we played with the divine twitch chat I feel like the old gods would definitely be possessive of Billy and do damn near anything to get on earth and visit him.

Also I imagine the new gods would really enjoy leaning into the eldritch horror aspect and make him fuzzy around the edges or smile too wide, have too many teeth etc.

Plus I think I remeber one of the goes being a god of mischief? I mean common no way that God doesn't like freaking out the League just a wee bit

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I wanna see more lore about the previous champions of magic and how the each had an impact on the magic world like:

One had a very distinctive hat that became so iconic it becomes forever associated with witchs mages and magic users

One either revolutionized or just out right invented magic tools and items

One set the precedent for how to make quality potions and remedies

One wrote more than half of the books still in the rock of eternitys library

One invented modern day spell circles

And so on

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