#system joke

[sovereignsystem]

Do NOT try to find out more info about your system hierarchy. You WILL come back with more questions than answers 😓

🛋 - (he/kek/o7/fxck)

[thecataclysmic6]

Hi yes I am persecutor alter and this is my emotional support little.

[n0va-collective]

Me when I can’t sleep so I’ll go bother another headmate who’s asleep, brother if I can’t sleep you’re not sleeping either you’re staying up with ME

[wearetheonesthatlisten]

Positive affirmations:

I'm stronger than my insinct to nest

I'm stronger than my prey drive

I'm stronger that the need to talk about eating bones

I'm stronger than having a break down over being new to the system

I'm stronger than the need to do puzzles non stop

[mental-illness-bingo]

(Two to four business days later, in headspace) Hey! How’d you get in here!!

fictional character: commits unspeakable atrocities

me batting my eyelashes giggling and playfully swatting them: oh, you!

[fleshfictive]

NOT supportive to your system friends:

- "can you make [alter] front?"

- always asking who's fronting

- getting upset when they can't remember something

VERY supportive to your system friends:

- giving them money

- "here's $50 for you"

- relinquishing your money to them

- offering them money

[dyed-indigo]

moshang if mobei jun's thought process was just a bit different

[thesadisticsiren]

Part of me wants to make an AU where Shen Yuan never breaks the OOC lock, or at least breaks it WAY later. I want to see the shenanigans and loopholes he pulls on the system to get his way. He's a clever guy who can strategize and argue like he will die on ANY and EVERY hill, and he DID manage to twist things his way before the lock was lifted. I want to see how far he could GO.

Shen Qingqiu: Obviously the scum villain, upon finding out the little beast is an excellent cook, would keep those skills for himself. He wouldn't share or allow another peak lord or disciple to benefit from it!

System: USER, LETTING THE PROTAGONIST COOK FOR YOU IS OOC!! (￣_￣|||)

Shen Qingqiu: LET HIM? Let him your MOTHER! No, I'm MAKING him. He has to, it's part of his chores. He has to get up extra early to cook for me, and it takes up more of his time. Everyone else gets the Qingjing peak's quality meals, Binghe will have to subsist on whatever extras he can after cooking for this master. Plus if he does badly I have more excuse to punish him! Now shut up, Binghe's making Twice Cooked Pork and I have to watch him do it to make sure he doesn't poison anything. And not because he likes watching Binghe.

Additionally

system: USER WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Σ(っ °Д °;)っ

Shen Qingqiu, patting Binghe's head: What does it look like I'm doing, you bastard. I'm hitting him.

System: ...

Shen Qingqiu: I can't do it too hard, of course! I can't risk leaving marks where people might see them. I'm just being forward thinking!!

AND ALSO

Shen Qingqiu, to himself: FUCK how do I help Liu Qingge without being out of character-

System: NO WORRIES, USER!! ASSISTING THE BAI ZHAN PEAK LORD WITH HIS QI DEVIATION IS NOT OOC! o(*￣▽￣*)o

Shen Qingqiu: fucking WHAT?!?

[lightlysaltedsalt]

"Worst thing about plurality is the amnesia" "worst thing about plurality is in-sys fighting" LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER worst thing about plurality is the strain on our bank account trying to accommodate eight different fashion styles

[by-saiyuri]

tbh I have no idea what their dynamic is like

[sovereignsystem]

(Beginning of brushing our teeth)

Malachi: Finally I feel like I can brush my teeth

(End of brushing our teeth)

Remorse: ... ugh, fucking mouthwash...

[thecataclysmic6]

Aw yeah we function pretty well as a system.

Our brain anytime there's a crisis:

[n0va-collective]

I should probably not be consuming any new media while I know we’re splitting…. BUT I did find this new fanfi-

[lefluoritesys]

"What's your favorite type of music?"

*sweats in DID* "U-uhm... I- I listen to everything, depending on my mood :D"

The moods sitting in the back of my head watching me: "No, no, they've got a point"

[wearetheonesthatlisten]

Having fictionkin and system friends is like "oh!! That's my great bud ******** or as you people call him, Joel smallishbeans!!"

Or

"This is a really funny meme. I know 14 different Jimmy solidaritys, and I need to send this to all of them."

[disgracefulthings]

Mobei-Jun: So you reincarnated in this world with all your past memories. Hmm...

Shang Qinghua: What is it my king?

Mobei-Jun: How much older are you than me?

Shang Qinghua: Around 30 years

Mobei-Jun, pouting: I see. Qinghua must have had many past lovers

Shang Qinghua: Nah, I died a virgin

Mobei-Jun: ?????? How did people resist not fucking you?

Shang Qinghua: You know, if you existed in my past life then I wouldn't have needed therapy