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Hi yes I am persecutor alter and this is my emotional support little.
#system joke#did#didosdd#osdd1b#persecutor#little#alters#he picks flowers for me and if anyone makes him cry i will make them cry#did system#😈
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Me when I can’t sleep so I’ll go bother another headmate who’s asleep, brother if I can’t sleep you’re not sleeping either you’re staying up with ME
#it’s me I’m the evil alter.#-q#actually did#did system#dissociative identity disorder#osddid#osdd#osdd 1b#system joke#did alter#did osdd
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Positive affirmations:
I'm stronger than my insinct to nest
I'm stronger than my prey drive
I'm stronger that the need to talk about eating bones
I'm stronger than having a break down over being new to the system
I'm stronger than the need to do puzzles non stop
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The only endos I like are these guys
#fnaf#system#system joke#system blog#system stuff#system jokes#anti endo#not endo safe#this is funny im so sorry guys this is SO fucking funny and monty would NOT stop telling us to post this akdhjaha#sovsys.txt#kinda
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@ohboyitsbomk
be careful about consuming media it might crawl inside your brain and be inside you forever
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moshang if mobei jun's thought process was just a bit different
#this is based on a bit my gf and i were joking about last night#moshang#svsss#scum villain's self saving system#mobei jun#shang qinghua#luo binghe#sha hualing#my art
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tbh I have no idea what their dynamic is like
#svsss#scum villian self saving system#mobei jun#shang qinghua#sketch#somebody probably already made that joke
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Mobei-Jun: So you reincarnated in this world with all your past memories. Hmm...
Shang Qinghua: What is it my king?
Mobei-Jun: How much older are you than me?
Shang Qinghua: Around 30 years
Mobei-Jun, pouting: I see. Qinghua must have had many past lovers
Shang Qinghua: Nah, I died a virgin
Mobei-Jun: ?????? How did people resist not fucking you?
Shang Qinghua: You know, if you existed in my past life then I wouldn't have needed therapy
#sqh: not that i could've afforded it#also sqh: i was maidenless#mbj: but you're not interested in maidens?#sqh: ...sqq would've gotten that joke#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#mobei jun#moshang#mxtx#svsss#scum villian self saving system
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"What's your favorite type of music?"
*sweats in DID* "U-uhm... I- I listen to everything, depending on my mood :D"
The moods sitting in the back of my head watching me: "No, no, they've got a point"
#this was funnier in my head#literally me and 2 others came up w it and it was funnier#did#osdd#did system#osdd system#dissociative identity disorder#did osdd#system#other specified dissociative disorder#system stuff#system things#osdd 1a#osdd 1b#actually median#median system#actually did#actually osdd#cdid system#cdid#hc did system#hc did#highly complex did#complex dissociative identity disorder#complex did#highly complex dissociative identity disorder#did memes#did jokes#osdd memes#osdd jokes
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On my way to tell my followers some silly jokes about my silly trauma disorder
#did#didosdd#did system#system joke#i feel like this is what yall see when i post#like aw shit stinky cat man is back#🐈⬛️#this may be my court but i am the only jester
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I should probably not be consuming any new media while I know we’re splitting…. BUT I did find this new fanfi-
#system joke#or something idk#me when we split 3628378 new versions of me#anywayyy#dissociative identity disorder#actually did#did system#osdd#osddid#fictive#fictive heavy system#-q#did alter
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Having fictionkin and system friends is like "oh!! That's my great bud ******** or as you people call him, Joel smallishbeans!!"
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"This is a really funny meme. I know 14 different Jimmy solidaritys, and I need to send this to all of them."
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Having fictives is funny because someone will be like "I am so in love with Skrunglebob from The Zangy Wangy show" and you're like "oh yeah, I know them personally"
#((levi💤))#system stuff#traumagenic system#osdd system#plural system#system#sysblr#funny#system joke#fictive#fictives#introject#introjects#plural joke
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#svsss#art#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#fanart#come on cucumber bro it was just a joke#scum villian self saving system
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got enter shikari on the brain. i mean literally help girl rory c is in my head-
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