#system joke

[thecataclysmic6]

Hi yes I am persecutor alter and this is my emotional support little.

[n0va-collective]

Me when I can’t sleep so I’ll go bother another headmate who’s asleep, brother if I can’t sleep you’re not sleeping either you’re staying up with ME

[angelbvn]

you know that saying “divide and conquer” ? that’s literally just systems.

[wearetheonesthatlisten]

Positive affirmations:

I'm stronger than my insinct to nest

I'm stronger than my prey drive

I'm stronger that the need to talk about eating bones

I'm stronger than having a break down over being new to the system

I'm stronger than the need to do puzzles non stop

[sovereignsystem]

The only endos I like are these guys

[scorchedup]

@ohboyitsbomk

be careful about consuming media it might crawl inside your brain and be inside you forever

[calamitys-child]

Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt

[dyed-indigo]

moshang if mobei jun's thought process was just a bit different

[disgracefulthings]

Mobei-Jun: So you reincarnated in this world with all your past memories. Hmm...

Shang Qinghua: What is it my king?

Mobei-Jun: How much older are you than me?

Shang Qinghua: Around 30 years

Mobei-Jun, pouting: I see. Qinghua must have had many past lovers

Shang Qinghua: Nah, I died a virgin

Mobei-Jun: ?????? How did people resist not fucking you?

Shang Qinghua: You know, if you existed in my past life then I wouldn't have needed therapy

[mildew-mop]

I’m 1/5 sleepy boy.

[thecataclysmic6]

On my way to tell my followers some silly jokes about my silly trauma disorder

[n0va-collective]

I should probably not be consuming any new media while I know we’re splitting…. BUT I did find this new fanfi-

[megapocalypsevpnjr]

[wearetheonesthatlisten]

Having fictionkin and system friends is like "oh!! That's my great bud ******** or as you people call him, Joel smallishbeans!!"

Or

"This is a really funny meme. I know 14 different Jimmy solidaritys, and I need to send this to all of them."

[sovereignsystem]

Having fictives is funny because someone will be like "I am so in love with Skrunglebob from The Zangy Wangy show" and you're like "oh yeah, I know them personally"

[lefluoritesys]

"What's your favorite type of music?"

*sweats in DID* "U-uhm... I- I listen to everything, depending on my mood :D"

The moods sitting in the back of my head watching me: "No, no, they've got a point"