#system funnys

[candy-bun-bun]

We cannot be the only system that laughs when we see other systems with the same names

Very common names we've noticed:

- Red

- Tommy

- Wilbur

Feel free to reblog with other common names you've seen or just to say you have one of the mentioned names! ^w^

- Callum, He/They/Heart, ♡

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[traveller-of-the-knight]

*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

[asphodelles]

la petite mort

[minnow-doodle-doo]

Then Jason never kills again.

[eggsolotl]

Peak Lord SY au I forgot to post on here (sorry TOT) Here's some wips!!

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[absolutedestinyapocalypsse]

its so fucking absurd how necro cav marriage is frowned upon as if getting married is somehow more inappropriate than whatever the fuck silas and colum have going on. ianthe tridentarius has the legitimate in-universe grounds to look at magnus and abigail and think "wow how unnatural. thank god I'm normal"

[disgracefulthings]

Shen Yuan, a 20-something y/o: I don't get how Luo Binghe fell in love with an old man like me

Shang Qinghua, a 60-something y/o: My King thinks we're around the same age but I'm actually old enough to be his father (and I kind of am)

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Non transmitigation au where Shen Yuan auditions for a part in PIDW on a lark when it gets a live action adaptation, not thinking he’ll actually get a part (he just wanted to be able to say he did it okay? He was dated okay??! He was not dared he just thought it’d be neat, but he’ll admit to nothing.) and, much to his horror, ends up cast as Shen Qingqiu.

He somehow accidentally makes Shen Qingqiu so likable that he’s the most popular character. The fandom goes feral over him. He becomes famous. New fans are joining the bandwagon in droves to watch him.

And all the while, Shen Yuan is frantically trying to pretend he isn’t the most notorious anti fan troll to clown on the internet. He has never heard of PIDW before what do you mean Peerless Cucumber whomst?

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[meltedmush]

I realized today that Ming Fan’s immediate elimination was a Donghua only thing,,, I’m sad it isn’t apart of the original novel, but gosh I’m so happy the Donghua gave out so many bits of comedic gold

[justthelocal-enthusiast]

They give me such old divorced couple vibes y'know?

more art of @artsarasp system possession AU.

The moment I saw them interact I thought that they remind me of a petty divorced couple so I cooked this haha.

[orange-orchard-system]

Since Plural Pride Day and Moon Landing Day fall on the same date, I have decided that the Moon is plural. Yep, that's right. The Moon is a median system and each of her phases is a different headmate. Aren't we all so lucky to have a celebrity so open and proud to be herself and show off all her headmates' individual styles? We should appreciate her more

[ratbastarddotfuck]

if you're a white person taking pleasure in the idea that Trump voters of colour are experiencing racist violence from white trumpers because "they got what's coming to them" I don't think you're anti-racist at all, I think you were just waiting for an acceptable target, and you're also fucking weird.

Bad Person Deserves Punishment For Their Sins give me a fucking break and get yourself out of the fucking catholic church. you're all prison abolitionists until you see someone you don't like.

[skipblebee]

Based on this text post hehe