#system funnys

[candy-bun-bun]

We cannot be the only system that laughs when we see other systems with the same names

Very common names we've noticed:

- Red

- Tommy

- Wilbur

Feel free to reblog with other common names you've seen or just to say you have one of the mentioned names! ^w^

- Callum, He/They/Heart, ♡

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[kitskiis]

What I am gathering from current fandom discussion

[traveller-of-the-knight]

*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

[asphodelles]

la petite mort

[victusinveritas]

[fairsweetlonging]

imagine an au where shen yuan transmigrates into a blank slate npc with very little system involvement, traveling around for a while until he's found by yue qingyuan and taken back to the sect because apparently shen qingqiu went missing around his transmigration period and shen yuan looks exactly like him, so it must be him, but then a few weeks later when he's just settled in on the peak and accepted his fate the real shen qingqiu shows up who was just on vacation and everyone forgot.

now there are two shen qingqiu's, one of whom is the real one and the other an amnesiac they gaslighted into believing he is shen qingqiu.

anyway—shen qingqiu has a new didi now!

[skipblebee]

Sv au where everything is the same but it's like a reality tv show (the system takes interviews)

[minnow-doodle-doo]

Then Jason never kills again.

[eggsolotl]

Peak Lord SY au I forgot to post on here (sorry TOT) Here's some wips!!

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Non transmitigation au where Shen Yuan auditions for a part in PIDW on a lark when it gets a live action adaptation, not thinking he’ll actually get a part (he just wanted to be able to say he did it okay? He was dated okay??! He was not dared he just thought it’d be neat, but he’ll admit to nothing.) and, much to his horror, ends up cast as Shen Qingqiu.

He somehow accidentally makes Shen Qingqiu so likable that he’s the most popular character. The fandom goes feral over him. He becomes famous. New fans are joining the bandwagon in droves to watch him.

And all the while, Shen Yuan is frantically trying to pretend he isn’t the most notorious anti fan troll to clown on the internet. He has never heard of PIDW before what do you mean Peerless Cucumber whomst?

[teaandinanity]

Happy Year of the Snake! I am done with my art for the bang so now I'm inflicting silly doodles on everyone in response to the author's notes and since it's not For The Bang Specifically I'm posting this one because I made myself laugh 😂

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[wise-lizard-wizard]

Scenerio in which SQQ and SQH find out the other is a transmigrator earlier in the story because during a peak lord meeting, SQH goes to ask a distracted SQQ a question and-

"Would you-"

"Yes, I'd still love you if you were a worm."

Its an automatic response. Everyone freezes. SQQ and SQH are giving each other death stares.

Its choas.

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[sunderwight]

Thinking about a scenario where Shen Jiu comes back while Shen Yuan is still Shen Qingqiu, but instead of SJ being like "ah yes this body-snatching doppelganger" the fact that no measures for testing for any of the usual kinds of possession or impostor stuff work on him, means that SJ actually also thinks that SY is just like, him.

Like he thinks his soul must have split or something, his psyche fracturing into two versions -- him, the fucked up guy who remembers every bad thing that ever happened, and this dipshit idiot version who doesn't and gets to be nicer and happier because of it.

I think Shen Jiu would take that worse, though. Like this would be the universe where Shen Jiu just keeps trying to kill Shen Yuan. Except that he can't because the system interferes so as not to worsen the glitch that has caused this to happen in the first place. But Shen Jiu doesn't know about the system so he's just getting angrier and angrier because he thinks it's his own subconscious stopping him or something and that forces him to start acknowledging some of his issues to try and get over it, and eventually he just sort of, accidentally starts reconciling with some of his issues. But only because he's trying to pinpoint the one issue in particular that's preventing him killing Shen Yuan.

Meanwhile Shen Yuan is almost looking forward to the post-Abyss arc now, because when Binghe inevitably kills them both maybe he'll finally get a moment's peace.