#system funny

[roygbivsystem]

Nightly routine

Split

Panic about "too many alters"

mental breakdown

repeat

[xxsimplyxhumanxx]

Make a collage of your Subsystem my head mates said, it'll be fun they said, it's fucking Weezer 2.0 in here.

[skiesofkenopsiasystem]

Okay, so this happened a couple of days ago, but:

Me: *Sharing a picture of Dan Heng because god do I love this dragon man*

My friend, who doesn't know I'm plural: OI! Dan Heng is mine!

Also me, slowly turning to look at Dan Heng who was co-fronting with me at that very moment: So... How do we tell her?

— The Kid

[bean-system]

Me: my amnesia isn’t that bad

Also me: tells my friends the same story I’ve told them several times, fully thinking I’d never told them.

Based on true events

[candy-bun-bun]

We cannot be the only system that laughs when we see other systems with the same names

Very common names we've noticed:

- Red

- Tommy

- Wilbur

Feel free to reblog with other common names you've seen or just to say you have one of the mentioned names! ^w^

- Callum, He/They/Heart, ♡

[camisadotapes]

I love going opening simply plural and changing things on people's profiles, I recently did statues for everyone and they're so funny, I might just have to go and do silly descriptions too. Mwahahaha

Here's a few of them :D

Pete won't stop referencing a silly video we watched like six times, he even had it in his description for plural kit (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) -⛲

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[traveller-of-the-knight]

*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

[livingfictionsystem]

Rune

Xanthe or Xhax

Sparrow or Jasper

[asphodelles]

la petite mort

[roygbivsystem]

DUDE WHY IS BILL IN DIPPERS BODY SO SYSTEM CODED???

"Haha pain is hilarious!"

"welcome to the mindscape kid without a body your basically a ghost!"

"but how can u stop me when u dont exist?"

"woah two eyes? this things deluxe!"

"AHHH body spasms!!!!"

[intothepineforest]

Sometimes I feel like I have no brain, but then I realise it’s just because my system is using it all up!

Like too many programmes running in the background.

[entity56]

im actually dying rigbt now

[minnow-doodle-doo]

Then Jason never kills again.

[thecouncilofidiots]

Literally what our therapist recommended to us 😭 (/amused)

Ace (frequent fronter, singletsona) was supposed to do a stressful thing, and she recommended setting up an internal group thing (intentional co-consciousness) with Sin (partner) and Baz (emotional protector) so that nix would be less scared/feel supported

Apparently it helped/worked so yeay!

Honestly, 10/10 we love our therapist so far

Even Alesc hates her less than he hates other psychologists (barely, but still counts)

Do it scared – or, alternatively, ask your protector to help you do it/do it for you because you're scared. Either works!