#system funny

[roygbivsystem]

Nightly routine

Split

Panic about "too many alters"

mental breakdown

repeat

[xxsimplyxhumanxx]

Make a collage of your Subsystem my head mates said, it'll be fun they said, it's fucking Weezer 2.0 in here.

[skiesofkenopsiasystem]

Okay, so this happened a couple of days ago, but:

Me: *Sharing a picture of Dan Heng because god do I love this dragon man*

My friend, who doesn't know I'm plural: OI! Dan Heng is mine!

Also me, slowly turning to look at Dan Heng who was co-fronting with me at that very moment: So... How do we tell her?

— The Kid

[candy-bun-bun]

We cannot be the only system that laughs when we see other systems with the same names

Very common names we've noticed:

- Red

- Tommy

- Wilbur

Feel free to reblog with other common names you've seen or just to say you have one of the mentioned names! ^w^

- Callum, He/They/Heart, ♡

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[kitskiis]

What I am gathering from current fandom discussion

[traveller-of-the-knight]

*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*

[asphodelles]

la petite mort

[victusinveritas]

[roygbivsystem]

DUDE WHY IS BILL IN DIPPERS BODY SO SYSTEM CODED???

"Haha pain is hilarious!"

"welcome to the mindscape kid without a body your basically a ghost!"

"but how can u stop me when u dont exist?"

"woah two eyes? this things deluxe!"

"AHHH body spasms!!!!"

[intothepineforest]

Sometimes I feel like I have no brain, but then I realise it’s just because my system is using it all up!

Like too many programmes running in the background.

[livingfictionsystem]

Rune

Xanthe or Xhax

Sparrow or Jasper

[fairsweetlonging]

imagine an au where shen yuan transmigrates into a blank slate npc with very little system involvement, traveling around for a while until he's found by yue qingyuan and taken back to the sect because apparently shen qingqiu went missing around his transmigration period and shen yuan looks exactly like him, so it must be him, but then a few weeks later when he's just settled in on the peak and accepted his fate the real shen qingqiu shows up who was just on vacation and everyone forgot.

now there are two shen qingqiu's, one of whom is the real one and the other an amnesiac they gaslighted into believing he is shen qingqiu.

anyway—shen qingqiu has a new didi now!

[skipblebee]

Sv au where everything is the same but it's like a reality tv show (the system takes interviews)

[entity56]

im actually dying rigbt now