#swan queen quote

[lalixlizzie]

Regina to Sidney: Emma Swan is going to be a problem. I can't stand her, she's going to take my son away from me.

Meanwhile Emma: *writing and kicking her feet in the air* Dear Diary, Regina smiled at me today.

[incorrect-swanqueen]

Emma: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Regina speed run the five stages of grief as she realises she still wants to fuck me

[ouatsqincorrect]

Regina: I hate you.

Emma: *in her head* Enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.

[oautincorrectquotes]

Ruby: I dare Emma to prank call her mom.

Emma taking her phone out: Pftt thats it? Siri call mom.

Siri: *Calling 'Mommy'*

Emma: no no no no

*Regina's phone rings*

Ruby:

[adorethesmiths]

[queer-boo-radley]

[goosin-around]

Emma: Whenever Regina gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on the jars so she has to ask me for help

[sounds of glass shattering in the background]

Emma: It hasn't worked yet but it will.

[mccallhero]

favourite otp meme: captain swan

[3/6] moments: the camelot ball

[2-the-moon-and-2-saturn]

[deadpearls]

eah as tweets/tumblr posts part 2/???

[arrestedexgirlfriendafterhigh]

convinced the second one is a legit kitty quote

update: HELP “lots and lots and lots and lots” in the kitty cheshire voice has become a VOCAL STIM

T_T

[itwasmagic]

but you won't, but you won't, but you won't.    reblogs are encouraged!

[incorrect-swanqueen]

Regina: Hey Emma can you help me with this zipper?

Emma: Sure thing Regina: Regina: Up, Emma Emma: Right of course

[ouatsqincorrect]

will never stop thinking about Regina’s face when Emma told her that Hook proposed

[oautincorrectquotes]

Regina: Our relationship is strictly professional.

Emma sitting on Regina's lap: Absolutely, only business.

[victoriously-regal]

REGINA: Hey, I was able to raise a fully functional kid! EMMA: *looks at Henry* EMMA: *turns back to Regina* EMMA (CONFUSED): You have a kid that I don't know about?