#incorrect swan queen

[2-the-moon-and-2-saturn]

[lalixlizzie]

Regina to Sidney: Emma Swan is going to be a problem. I can't stand her, she's going to take my son away from me.

Meanwhile Emma: *writing and kicking her feet in the air* Dear Diary, Regina smiled at me today.

[incorrect-swanqueen]

Emma: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Regina speed run the five stages of grief as she realises she still wants to fuck me

[ouatsqincorrect]

Regina: I hate you.

Emma: *in her head* Enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.

[oautincorrectquotes]

Ruby: I dare Emma to prank call her mom.

Emma taking her phone out: Pftt thats it? Siri call mom.

Siri: *Calling 'Mommy'*

Emma: no no no no

*Regina's phone rings*

Ruby:

[goosin-around]

Emma: Whenever Regina gets mad at me, I tighten all the lids on the jars so she has to ask me for help

[sounds of glass shattering in the background]

Emma: It hasn't worked yet but it will.

[queer-boo-radley]

[deadpearls]

eah as tweets/tumblr posts part 2/???

[arrestedexgirlfriendafterhigh]

convinced the second one is a legit kitty quote

update: HELP “lots and lots and lots and lots” in the kitty cheshire voice has become a VOCAL STIM

T_T

[victoriously-regal]

REGINA: Hey, I was able to raise a fully functional kid! EMMA: *looks at Henry* EMMA: *turns back to Regina* EMMA (CONFUSED): You have a kid that I don't know about?

[whoruntheworld-lesbians]

*Emma sneezes* Regina: Emma, are you sick? Here, take this blanket, and I'm bringing homemade soup and you really should take better care of yo- *Snow sneezes* Regina: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.

[eahsayswhat]

Duchess' line is the perfect snarky response to the original quote. If EAH had Total Drama's age rating I could definitely see her making quips like this.

[lalixlizzie]

Emma: You are nice and calm when you are not mad.

Regina: Wait, then what do i look like when i'm mad?

Emma: Hot as fuck.

[incorrect-swanqueen]

Regina, sighing exasperated: What am I going to do with you? Emma: Ideally? Fuck me at some point.

[ouatsqincorrect]

Belle: Can you keep a secret? Emma: Sure we can. Belle: "We?" Emma: Yeah, me and Regina. No one else will know. Belle: No, I want you to know, but not Regina. Emma: If you don't want Regina to know, then why are you telling me?

[oautincorrectquotes]

Regina: Our relationship is strictly professional.

Emma sitting on Regina's lap: Absolutely, only business.