#suddenly I want to have a dog

[eyemarchshelby]

Tash and Bobby

my favorite fur parent and fur baby 🐶🐾

[mayomkun]

I watched The Bear 🐻 Here's Carmy and his three moods

[fairylando]

i really do admire how lando tries to not give a fuck (that 'whatever' really saddened me so much) but he actually does, and a lot.

guy doesn't even want anything absurd, he just wants the support of his team for the last fucking 4 races but no... let's just get humiliated for one point on international tv💀.

they're really stretching him thin — and i mean it in a emotional and mental wellbeing way. he is obviously inherently selfless and quite literally does not hold self-esteem, but in the last year we've seen him trying to be more sure of himself and trying to be selfish for once. the moment he does that though, he gets accused of being the spawn of satan. and then the team does everything in the world to make it harder for him.

so i really do admire him, because i literally would PERSONALLY leave the sport after this one season.

he's so much stronger than i am.

[silverspleen]

STUPID SHIP MEME DRAWINGS.

I just think they should kiss maybe?

Obsessed (positive??) with the dynamic of guy who betrays his country so he can run off with the militia he's been working with because he gets a case of loyalty feelings so bad he goes and blows himself up X morally upstanding traumatic backstory woman having the worst fucking time of her life (again) who really just needs someone to be as fanatically loyal as possible to her, as a person who is really into the inherent eroticism of the hierarchical military power dynamic focus on loyalty and the use of "yes ma'am" as I love you.

Obsessed (negative) with the propaganda implications that we seem to have ignored of the fact that the three most important people in an arabic woman's life are 2 (two) white guys and her brother, who betrays her and becomes a villain in the later games, and the fucking insidious-ass narrative choice of placing one of said white guys in said militia as like, the tacit fact that this organization is ok only because the western white guys are cool with it. Stop introducing more ULF people just to kill them!!! I SEE YOU WRITERS!!! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!!!!!!

because, once again, the character dynamic? I am sick for it. He dropped a building on himself for her and then came back???? He came back???? He could have gone anywhere but he came back to her???? I'm unwell. I think I have covid. I need to go lie down.

Anyway my city now my characters now smashing them together like barbies watching that .gif of them staring at each other eighty times reading all the fanfiction goodbye

you shouldn't blow yourself up in the furnace I want to blow myself up in the furnace for you as my own personal choice and you should order me to do it because you're such a good leader what is wrong with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh *gnaws on furniture*

WE DON'T EVEN GET TO SEE HIM COME BACK TO HER. THANK YOU FIC WRITERS YOU KNOW THAT REUNION MUST BE SO ANGST THE COMPLEX DYNAMIC OF SACRIFICING YOURSELF FOR SOMEONE AND MAKING IT OUT AND BACK TO THEM AGAIN!!!!!!! THE GUILT! THE YEARNING! THE LOYALTY! I AM GOING TO EXPLODE.

[feyburner]

Truly truly horrible caring for an aging animal where you need to be so loving and compassionate all the time but also the messes are constant like every 1-2 hours and you haven’t slept through the night in a year bc she’s incontinent now and wakes up to shit and will eat her own shit and make herself sick unless you jump out of bed at 3am to immediately clean it and you feel guilty and anxious every single time you leave the house even if your roommates are there to check on her and it is just going to keep getting worse and worse and worse. Remember when your entire life didn’t revolve around someone being home for the dog and you could leave the house (and write???) for more than 2 hours even if your roommates were gone, and your roommates leaving for a week didn’t mean you’d be stuck in the house for 7 days? And also you weren’t in a constant state of worry and guilt and preemptive grieving? That was so crazy

[way2gosuperrstarr]

watch my body disintegrate into a pile of ash like a cartoon character who just got struck by a lightning bolt (JOINT PAIN JOINT PAIN JOINT PAIN JOINT PAIN) (just got off work)

[chuuyanakaahara]

what are their majors in your jjk au?

i am very basic in their majors adslkfjadlkjsf. fushiguro's planning to be a veterinarian, nobara is getting a degree in fashion design, yuuji is undecided - but he might try to go into paramedical when he figures it out, or maybe fire science, etc etc. maki's planning on getting an undergrad & then a phd in architecture & urban planning, inumaki is majoring in sign language and minoring in sociology, toudou is majoring in physical therapy, etc.

as a side note, though they are not students, choso's been a bartender for about a decade at this little bar called 505, and sukuna did in fact drop out of high school. (my red flag is that in any modern au I require sukuna to be yuuji's weird delinquent older brother by two (2) years who does not get along with choso) (I know he's his uncle in-canon. but no offense. canon... evil).

[kaurwreck]

It's actually really appropriate that bsd happened to me because I learned about the Sengoku period of Japan from Samurai Warriors. I was moé Oichi in the very first dream in which I exercised volitional control over the dream narrative and environment.

[trainingdummyrabbit]

like. its so fucking crazy though. its becoming so so rapidly clear how absolutely fucked it is iwas raised th way i was n Nobody Noticed. not even me. like damn i thought i was doing a fine enough job but apparently Being Hopelessly Reliant On A Perceived "Authority" is, as they say, Kind Of Fucked Up. like it really Does feel like this all came outta fucken nowhere, regarding the. horrors. but th more i think abt it the more its just repeatedly 'Ah. They Should Not Have Done That To A Child.' like ah. ok. ok. cool.

like its not that big a deal but the fact that i still think that is in and of itself, again, Kind Of Fucked Up.

"you never do anything, you used to be so good, you had everything going for you and everything, what happened?" 1) Whose fault do you think that is, 2) Are You For Fucking Real Right Now ??? Ill Kill Y

[alisaint]

i blocked you and cut ties with you because you're an antisemite who admitted to ignoring me as payback as if i wasn't the one that reached out and was literally asking you if you still wanted to be friends and keep in touch. and this was after having already said something however long ago to you before that about talking, which you also ignored (which is why i messaged you to begin with). it had nothing to do with noah schnapp lmao.

i explained what i meant by extremism and i told you i was very clearly talking about tankies and their "there are no bad moves, only bad targets" ideology, of which there was a shit-ton on my dash at the time. i over-explained what i meant and you still made it about him! not me! you made it about him because you needed to manufacture a scenario in which i would have to be the one to break the friendship instead of you because you couldn't just outright say it.

but yk. if saying that i'm a parasocial freak that chose an actor over our friendship is a more palatable reason, then okay. whatever makes you feel better, big man 👍

[hellishgayliath]

d'ya think Todd would just have portraits and framed photos of all the dogs he's got in his sanctuary? His hallways and walls just lined up to the brim with dog pics and not hesitating to show them off to guests whenever they come over lol

[kyouka-supremacy]

Intensively thinking about sskk The Good Place au. That scene at the end of season 2 where someone is publicly shaming Eleanor, on a podium, in front of everyone, except it's Dazai and Akutagawa:

Dazai: Akutagawa and I have a lot in common. Here's how to tell us apart. One of us is a ruthless demon who's an expert at making other people suffer, and then the other one is me! [...]

Akutagawa: Not super funny for a roast, there, bud.

Dazai: Oh, sorry, you want a joke? Okay, you love Atsushi and Atsushi doesn't love you back. Boom! Now, that's funny, because it's very cruel and humiliating.

[styleandcheek]

I think I want a kitten.

[uselessnbee]

ok but like the fall from the quarry before El saved Mike was so high like he didn't barely jump and then was immediately saved he fell a long way

just watching it is terrifying imagine how terrified Mike must have felt imagine him regretting jumping but knowing there's no way back and he could only watch as the ground neared as he neared his death like yes he was saved but that moment could have lasted a second and still be traumatising holy shit he was 12 im gonna throw up

[coquelicoq]

moon used Damsel Swoon to make his wife take a nap. it's very effective!

Jade turned to answer, though her spines were drooping and she had clearly used up every ounce of energy she had left. Moon decided he was going to take drastic action. He stumbled a little, then shifted to his groundling form and collapsed. Jade caught him with a startled hiss, and Moon went limp. […] He heard Callumkal, Kalam, and Vendoin make exclamations of concern and dismay, and Jade said, "I need to--" "Of course, go on," Callumkal urged her. Jade lifted Moon and he heard the hatch swing open. The light visible through his eyelids faded and he felt the change in the air as she carried him inside. He heard the others trailing after her, then Chime asked worriedly, "Is he all right?" "Yes," Jade said, her voice tired but dry. "I was particularly impressed by how he rolled his eyes back in his head before he fell over." "It worked, didn't it?" Moon said under his breath. They turned into a cabin and a moment later Jade deposited him on one of the padded benches. He opened his eyes and caught her arm. She shifted to her Arbora form and he drew her down next to him. She curled around him […] and fell instantly asleep. (The Edge of Worlds, pp. 320-321)

fellow consort gets ideas:

Stone leaned over for a close look at Jade. Satisfied, he said, "I'm going to go collapse dramatically on Rorra," and walked out. (ibid.)

later, local consort invents new uses for falling into queen's arms:

"I thought you were dead." Jade's spines flared in rage. Moon went limp so she had to catch him and clutch him to her chest. This would keep her from killing anybody until he had a chance to tell her what was happening. (The Harbors of the Sun, p. 344)

watch out, ladies. these consorts are on their behavior.

[vampyroteuthid]

yesterday i had someone call concerned about a remaining stitch in their dogs formerly torn eyelid wanting to bring it in to get it out and i asked boss if he wanted me to tell her to bring it in today (only me and him and the office manager working) and he was like "NO 😤 it requires anesthesia and if we're going to put them under anesthesia we need staff (meaning his tech because i don't count as a person to him) we can't do it tomorrow 😤" and he scheduled her for next week sometime (i assume) well guess what we did today. put a walk in patient under anesthesia to clean out an abscess and nobody died due to my terrible incompetence or the lack of a tech. crazy