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youtube is pulling this bullshit again
praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...
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well,,,that waffle party certainly had a weird vibe
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ur personality is defined by ur favorite line in hallelujah
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POV you just told your straightest cisest guy friend that he has "Drunk Girl in the Club Bathroom energy" and he has no idea what that means so now you gotta Explain.
yeah man, you DO understand now, because SHE'S YOU
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This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.
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mutuals do this
#@prev Nah sounds like the bf just had the funniest possible special interest for this scenario.#and in fairness to the dads the ''hurt'' they're worried about is often more of the ''sexual assault'' variety than like. emotional.#so it may be less of a ''If you make her cry I'll kill you'' than a ''If the law fails to protect her you'll still have me to deal with.''#...that being said if y'all've ever heard the term ''Shotgun Wedding'' this is where it comes from.#it's not cuz the baby's ''riding shotgun" for the ceremony.
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it used to be 2007 you know
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I looove salt...
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coworker: hey you should come look at the results of a ph test for a customer’s water
me: I’m king of busy rn
coworker: no really just come here
the ph test:
my honest reaction:
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Baby fox steals fish from fisherman (🔊)
#ngl I heard ''PARIN!'' as ''BUDDY!'' at first#delighted to learn the meaning carries over bc that's exactly how I sound when my dog sniffs my plate
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Vivaldi played by the South African elementary school Goede Hoop Marimba Band
Turn ON the sound
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if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you
#y'all gonna let this man's egg technique distract you? he put his glasses on just so he could fliNG THEM ACROSS THE ROOM I'm—#shit at least eggs are *supposed* to break
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>"person of interest" captured in Altoona PA
>POI was stopped at a McDonald's getting food
>carrying multiple fake IDs and a passport
>also carrying manifesto and potential murder weapon + silencer
>identified based on hostel mugshot that doesn't appear to be the same person in other photos
>fake ID matches the one used by POI at Hostel, where they already knew this person was
>picture of the shooter that they claim to have tracked back to the Starbucks has noticeably thinner and wider eyebrows than POI, as well as completely different clothing
>suspect was purportedly tracked from crime scene on cameras and disappeared at a bus station
>greyhound NYC to Altoona PA is less than a day, as is a Greyhound from NYC to Toronto
>shooter has been roaming free for five days
>NYPD, the most vain police department in the world, has been pursuing even the most fuckstupid leads they have (veterinary pistol lol) and spreading photos that are obviously not all the same person
>NYPD has a long history of fabricating evidence against arrested suspects and then dropping cases in court, having done this with a murder case as recently as this past January
>New York City is the financial capital of the nation and needs to appear safe for the capitalist class or it will surely hemorrhage funding
>Eric Adams, Mayor of New York, is currently embroiled in a humiliating corruption investigation and doesn't have much remaining face he can afford to lose
#yyyeah ngl I've been wondering how a dude smart enough to plan this & pull it off & then vanish for 5 days didn't dump like.#anything?#in the course of those 5 days?#like wym he had a manifesto on him lmao did he print it out at the fuckin library?#u tellin me he printed his manifesto and carried it around for 5 days? AND the murder weapon? AND the fake IDs?#and then neglected to dispose of ANY of it at ANY point between NYC and rural PA over the course of almost a full week?#like either the NYPD's fabricating evidence OR he's one of multiple decoys hired by the real shooter#OR he was fully expecting to be caught or killed in the act and didn't have a plan for after...#but like okay if that's the case then why bother with the fake IDs tho???#the plot thickens. as they say.
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