#Nerd! Atsushi 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[kyouka-supremacy]

Intensively thinking about sskk The Good Place au. That scene at the end of season 2 where someone is publicly shaming Eleanor, on a podium, in front of everyone, except it's Dazai and Akutagawa:

Dazai: Akutagawa and I have a lot in common. Here's how to tell us apart. One of us is a ruthless demon who's an expert at making other people suffer, and then the other one is me! [...]

Akutagawa: Not super funny for a roast, there, bud.

Dazai: Oh, sorry, you want a joke? Okay, you love Atsushi and Atsushi doesn't love you back. Boom! Now, that's funny, because it's very cruel and humiliating.

[jasminestoleyoman]

head cannons for everyone and anything 😝

JESS MARIANO (MODERN AU) : spent his birthday money on a Bluetooth headphones because his old wired ones only worked when you twisted the wire a certain way and he wasn’t messing with that.

DAIKI AOMINE : got his ears pierced after he slept with a girl who said that guys with piercings were super hot but aomine would never admit that getting his ears pierced hurt like a mother fucker.

KOSHI SUGAWARA : when teacher suga is talking to his class about why it’s important to keep trying no matter how hard it gets he always uses tanaka and kiyoko as an example. “one of my friends kept getting turned down by the woman of his dreams and now they’re married! do you know why boys and girls? because he never gave up and he always tried his best to impress her and be the best version of him he could be!”

JASON TODD : loves when his friends cancel plans. like he’s ready to go and his friend calls saying that they can’t make it and he’s all “really? what a shame..guess we’ll have to reschedule!” as he’s putting his pajamas back on and putting on a face mask and like lighting his little scented candles.

ARAN OJIRO + MIYA TWINS : before aran’s first day as a second year he found out the weird twins from volleyball camp were also going to his school as first years and had a mental breakdown like he was crying so bad “mom please! they’re so weird!” but when the twins found out aran went to their school too they were so excited because he was the only upperclassmen they liked and knew at the time.

TETSURO KUROO + KENMA KOZUME : after the first tokyo training camp with like fukurodani and the other schools kuroo was soo pissed off with kenma because outside of club time kenma would never ever talk about volleyball or other players but after the training camp all he could talk about was “oh-shoyo just text they beat seijoh and they’re going on to play shiratorizawa..” or “shoyo just sent over karasunos training regimen..” or like “shoyo hasn’t text me in a week I wonder if he’s okay?” LIKE KUROO WAS SO PISSED! He was all “so how’s your new best friend shoyo?” and he’d be so snarky and petty about it too 😭😭

BRUCE WAYNE + BAT FAM : bruce has a different playlist for each of his kids. like there’s one for everyone even alfred. but he would never let anyone know that he secretly likes a few of the songs and makes his own playlist. like his music taste is a combination of all of kids music tastes. i just know that he lowkey vibes with chapell roan.

ATSUSHI MURASAKIBARA : his mother fucker is so fucking picky when it comes to like proper meals. when he’s snacking on random stuff he doesn’t care at all he’ll eat whatever. but when it’s a sit down proper meal? he’s a whiny picky bitch. “ew his broccolis gross and limp..can’t I have a bag of chips instead?”

KEN SATO : he’s such like a baseball nerd. he collects those little card things with baseball players on and when he meets them he asks them to sign it and he gets like so excited when there’s one he doesn’t have. “mina could you please put this one with the signed cards-and make sure you put it in the protective plastic okay?” “yes ken i’ll be very careful”

RIN MATSUOKA : rin could care less about sweets and candies so he never understood why gou or his friends would beg him to get bring them back some sweets from australia. until he had a tim tam milkshake.he was hooked. every day after school rin would go swim and go straight to his nearest cafe or diner and grab a tim tam milkshake (a/n as someone who has enjoyed many a tim tam milkshake this is so real)

TADASHI YAMAGUCHI + TSUKISHIMA KEI : yamaguchi’s VA once said that the only reason yamaguchi ‘s favorite food is soft fries is because tsukki eats all the crispy fries and gives his left overs o yamaguchi 😭😭

LOGAN HUNTZBERGER : got drunk and almost got a Jacobs ladder piercing but then got told what it was and broke down crying because he said he didn’t want to “damage the goods”

the end lol

MORE TO COME BUT I COULDNT THINK OF ANY MORE I NEED SUGGESTIONS PLEASE

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

sorry if you've already been asked about this before, but have you talked about the Port Mafia Onsen Drama CD at all? The part where Chuuya takes care of Akutagawa in the bath (whilst complaining about it the whole time, but still doing it) and later tries to reverse-psychology Aku into taking care of himself by basically saying he can't impress Dazai if he doesn't take care of himself first makes me 😭 It's a rare moment of gentleness from him that I don't think gets talked about enough. He's also weirdly kind in his approximation of Dazai's motives when speaking to Akutagawa, and I can't imagine him just saying that to comfort Aku, but idk. What do you think?

I love the drama cds. They're so silly and it's nice to see the cast on their days off - wan vibes but there's some nice serious moments mixed in there too.

It becomes so obvious that Chuuya looks out for Akutagawa in those. There's another one where he invites Kajii and Akutagawa to get food because they were feeling down. It's all a little awkward though - it gives me the general feeling of a distant older sibling who doesn't fully know what's going on with the younger but is trying their best to be supportive. But the scene you're talking about is the one scene that isn't awkward at all, and I think it's because Chuuya drops all pretenses of professionality and just speaks honestly. This kid will not self-destruct on him. He won't let that happen.

And yeah, the whole "I'm sure Dazai had a reason for being so harsh" is so interesting. For once, Chuuya does not sound angry when mentioning the guy - these are honest thoughts. He either doesn't know the full extent of the training, or (as I'm inclined to think) he rationalizes it under "I'm sure there was some reason that will be revealed" which is what I'm pretty sure he does for both Mori and Dazai. It's that whole 'Chuuya doesn't question certain things' again which is really not great, though the fact that he brings it up in the first place makes me think it makes him somewhat uncomfortable.

There's so many other silly and sweet moments too. Atsushi growing uncomfortable at Dazai's dismissiveness towards Akutagawa and actually trying to say something in his defense. Ranpo messing with Kunikida while trying to get him to chill a bit, and showing Atsushi how to make a water gun with a rubber duck. Akutagawa and Chuuya roleplaying Atsushi and Dazai respectively, with Chuuya doing a spot on impression of Dazai but the others thinking it's wrong because it's his silly side and they only know Demon Prodigy version hjkjfgf. Kenji nearly injuring Kunikida with a pillow due to the sheer force he threw it at. The mafiosos playing a word chain game of badass Mafia phrases like a bunch of nerds. Atsushi washing Dazai's back while trying to find the words to thank him out loud before they run off to the kitchen to eat a late-night snack together.

Also I think one of the funniest Kunikida moments: "The glasses are part of my body." Said in response to Atsushi innocently asking why he wouldn't take them off in the onsen. Sir, what.

[a-random-weeb]

Okay this is the first time ive ever done smth like this so pls spare me 😭🙏

Name: Chione, but Es as a nickname

Height: 5'6

Eye colour: Brown

Hair color: Blue & Black

Personality: I'm not necessarily shy, just really quite, like I never speak unless spoken to. Once I do start talking though I can hold a conversation pretty well (in my humble opinion) I have a dry sense of humor i think ,,,, I also say i love you to people i just met bcs why not i just like saying it... Im sorry i have no idea how to describe my personality 😭

(i also apologize every other sentence)

Hobbies: I really enjoy researching things like forensics, philosophy & psychology, I like to read about said topics, like all of my books consist of something that has to do with atleast one of those things. I also do martial arts, I ride a motorcycle and I'm obsessed with chess & poker (im a big nerd)

Other things: I'm Russian and my mother language is russian but I also know english (duh) and french ^^ I have DPDR and adhd and im also anemic (can u guess who i kin)

I would like to be shipped with either atsushi or sigma (whichever is easier for you to write <3) and would like just general relationship headcannons !!

If you don't do my request thats okay, I just hope you have a good day<33 love u mwah

- ♟️

Thanks for the request, and don't worry, you did good while writing this, it's easy to understand, thank you :) I don't know sigma well enough, all I know is the joke Sigma balls

Also, I would've never guessed you speak English, are you good at it?/j

Also, I don't think you're a nerd, chess, poker, and motorcycles are cool, I can't do any of those things. Not to mention you have blue and black hair, that's fucking epic

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•I know for a fact you to will walk up to eachother and make the most awkward eye contact

•Other people will think you two have some weird, psychic ability, but really it's just Atsushi not knowing what to say and you not speaking unless spoken to

•When the conversation starts, you to can hold it pretty well

•You two apologize to eachother, and then apologize for apologizing, then apologize for apologizing after you apologized, then more apologizing

•I have never typed the word 'apologize' more in my life

•He loves to ride on your motorcycle

•Motorcycle dates are one of his favorite dates

•He definitely plays chess and poker with you

•He always loses at poker, and it's a 50/50 chance he'll win at chess

•He gets you to teach him English and French

•He loves it if you ramble about psychology or philosophy

•He loves that you can do martial arts, you two definitely have mini brawls

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Désolée, c'est plus petit. Je ne parle pas français très bien 😭

[mrskurono]

you know what your works are top tier for real but FUCK I WANNA READ ALL OF IT BUT I DONT WATCH bungou stray dogs is that the title?

some people sometimes still read fics of a show they dont watch but i cant do that because i dont understand shit😭i once watch that show for a few episode and then i was like "what tf did i watch- what's the plot im so confused and i dont catch anything 😭😭but people keep saying its a good show so i might give it another try later😔

okay sorry for rambling thats not the point anyways i think your followers are really lucky cuz you post fics so often like damn at this point you are feeding us while we are still full LOL and i think your writings are so good? like the way you write it, the style and how you word it is like a popular official book writer????? once i've watch bsd i'll binge reading your works hehe

First lemme just-

Thank you from the bottom of my heart 🥺 To me I'll always feel like that awkward 14 yr old writing novel length fanfics on my iPod touch even now at 26 so to hear you guys genuinely enjoy it for all those years I hide it, means a lot to me so thank you so much 🥺💖

And in terms of watching something to read it, I TOTALLY get it. I don't read a lot of fan fics as it is and then reading stuff I have zero idea of the context just doesn't do anything for me. I can enjoy the writing style and stuff but have no idea what's going on so I normally skip over 😂

Bungou has always been on my "to watch list" since I came out (I just suck at watching things) And I can say the first handful of episodes are super gimmicky. It reminded me of early 2010s anime so I continued watching it as a novelty but wasn't invested. When it got more into the Atsushi/Akutagawa storyline and away from Dazai I started to get into it. The fight scenes are dope and the emotional message is fun to pick apart and analyze. Dashed with a little bit of humor (bc how can you not laugh when everyone is a walking daddy/mommy issue basket case fighting the fucking American Literature big shots) But I'm also a huge nerd and EVERYTHING has a real life connection to authors and poets so the lore is neat to pick apart. It's not like in my top 5 but definitely in my top 10 of favorites. Its worth the watch if you like shows with lore heavy relevance to real life things. Plus Atsushi is cute 😏

[kyouka-supremacy]

Picture: At some point during a joined mission Atsushi and Akutagawa stumble across some high level education obstacle- some document written in an overly complicated manner with tons of technical terms or something of that kind. Atsushi is entirely confident Akutagawa is going to decipher it for them because Akutagawa always acts so refined and classy and always speaks so ostentatiously, for sure he's smart enough to understand it (besides he's just used to admiring Akutagawa and finding him incredibly skilled in everything he does). However when Akutagawa doesn't do anything Atsushi starts growing increasingly confused and doesn't get why Akutagawa isn't acting? What I mean to say is that an exchange of this kind has totally happened at some point:

Atsushi: What are you waiting for? Is something wrong?

Akutagawa: What?

Atsushi: You know what it says right? Go on, explain it so we can move on!

Akutagawa: No, I don't understand it.

Atsushi: What? Why? I thought you were the smart one here! Like, academically smart!

Akutagawa: And why would you think that??

Atsushi: I don't know, you?? You work for the mafia?

Akutagawa:

Akutagawa: WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU THINK THEY TEACH YOU AT MAFIA JINKO