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since my last post was about jason's tattoo, it just dawned on me that jason probably had to get a tattoo the very minute he arrived at camp jupiter since he was the child of jupiter, and most likely was given 'special treatment' by getting 'the honour' quickly.
at four years old.
he got a painful tattoo at four years old.
and was most likely harshly scolded by the senior members of CJ if he had cried.
because all they saw was honour, nobody gets the tattoo that early in, without going through tests and quests, and according to them, jason is being an 'ungrateful brat' by crying.
but all baby jason saw, was pain.
#he either had the biggest poker face while he got it or cried his eyes out. no in betweens. both cases are heartbreaking.#because he was just a boy :( he was forced to be emotionaless#pjo#pjo fandom#percy jackson#pjo series#jason grace#pjo hoo#pjo hoo toa#camp jupiter
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You're having a meal at the castle with Diavolo, but there's something weird on your plate. It's some kind of pulsating, rust red demon vegetable. You're not in the mood to look at it for more than a second, let alone attempt to swallow that thing.
Diavolo tells you it's okay, he has trouble with some food too. You don't have to eat it, just enjoy the rest of your meal.
Barbatos tells you to eat it. It's highly nutritious and the farmers put a lot of effort into growing it.
Diavolo says he's the prince, and you're his guest. Feel free to just push it around on your plate to make it look like you tried some.
Barbatos says you know very well who he is and what he is capable of doing. He recommends you both eat your vegetables.
#Diavolo and MC's puppy eyes vs Barbatos' poker face showdown#obey me#obey me!#omswd#obey me shall we date#obey me scenarios#obey me headcanon#obey me x mc#obey me swd#obey me x reader#obey me diavolo#obey me barbatos#obey me fandom#obey me writing#om! shall we date
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You know, it's genuinely sad to me that aging favourite character actors no longer have any fun murder-mystery tv shows to guest-star as murders on.
#murder she wrote#matlock#diagnosis murder#father dowling mysteries#agatha christie’s poirot#columbo#quincy ME#ironside#perry mason#there are a few others#yes i know there are murder mystery shows on now#but i'm talking specifically about the silly old fashioned ones that have guest stars as murders who used to be quite famous#and yes I know they have rebooted several of these buy none of them are watchable#but that is a whole lot of white people#still fun shows tho that had fun guest stars#yes yes I’ve seen the hallmark movies they are awful and usually don’t have good guest stars#and whilst i love these shows there are way too many white people#I just wanna see old people on tv drinking tea or eating chilli and chasing after murderers.#Perry mason was actually quite young. I want someone over 50 or 60 at least.#and give me more older people with disabilities. I wanna see canes and wheelchairs.#yes the nun in father dowling played a nun in#sister act#but Perry mason was brought back when he was older so he still counts.#yes I’ve seen poker face and it’s good. but I want older people on my screen.
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Izumi (steambaby) sketches.
#zutara#atla#avatar the last airbender#steambabies#atla izumi#zuko#katara#atla art#atla fanart#zuko x katara#katara x zuko#fire lord izumi#atla oc#fire lord zuko#katara of the southern water tribe#steambaby#Hello Izumi!#She's got her dad's dry sarcasm and her mom's Stare of Judgment™#Uncle Sokka's perfectionism and Auntie Toph's tendency to give nicknames to anything that moves#Auntie Suki's Kyoshi Warrior training (because of course) and Uncle Aang's love for animals#Auntie Azula's poker face and Uncle Iroh's stragetic mind! And love for tea. And wisdom (which is overruled by her awkward self)#She's a daddy's girl and momma's best friend. They'll all braid each other's hair and go to terrible plays and do vigilante stuff together#She's got blue fire and a blue baby dragon named Tui and an arctic wolf named Agni. And yes that's the right name order. Deal with it.#She probably has a nonbender baby brother. Lu Ten is a swordmaster and the most lovable human being on this planet#Maybe another baby sister. Waterbender. Absolute MENACE. I'll think about it.#Or maybe she's an only child#Who knows!#I'm just here for the vibes and drawing pretty people#You guys come up with headcanons for her. I'd love to read them!#I don't think I'll do anything with her any time soon so...
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they are talking shit (or flirting?)
#dragon age#zevran arainai#warden surana#zevran x warden#zevran x surana#dragon age origins#dao#dragon age fanart#their dynamic is zevran insulting people and kelwyn going youre right but not so loud#kelwyn (internally): what a tool. we should just kill them.#zevran leaning over 2 seconds later: what a tool right. do you wanna kill them.#i imagine kelwyn doesn't emote very strongly#and he stares people down a lot lmao#amazing poker face.#i imagine zevran tries to get him to crack in public#(he has been successful more often than kelwyn will admit)#itseart
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one of my favorite garak mannerisms is whenever someone says something to him he clearly finds completely wild and his eyes briefly widen like
before he reacts properly. when someone tells you something SO fucking stupid that you momentarily turn into a muppet
#elim garak#star trek#star trek ds9#ds9#it's why he has to throw people off by presenting too much and conflicting information rather than pure poker face#because for all his training I'm not sure he's physically capable of controlling this reaction whenever dukat opens his mouth#the bitch reflex that cannot be tamed#it's that and the sort of unhinged laughter he'll get startled into sometimes. just. so much. makes my brain go 'fhdskjfsha'
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okay now back to re8 posting
#re8#resident evil 8#karl heisenberg#ethan winters#shout out to that ethan fancam of his terrifying rictus expression w poker face playing in the background#i finally sort of a little bit understand what his face looks like#i made him look a little too much like sonic the hedgehog but ive made peace with it
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I don't condone to PJO movies but I immediately started hearing Lady Gaga
#poker face played in my brain on command#pjo#pjo disney+#pjo tv series#pjo series#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo tv show#grover underwood#percy jackson#annabeth chase
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#poker face#pokerfaceedit#charlie cale#natasha lyonne#tvgifs#spoilers#i think?#but same girl#literally me#500#1k#5k
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this relationship dynamic.
i saw this meme and immidiately thought of rangshi so i did a little quick art of them as this. kyoshi probably blushes easily, its just usually hidden under makeup
#rangshi#i love them so much#rangi do be daydreaming in the middle of training with a straight face#rangi got that sei'naka poker face#kyoshi you are such a loser bisexual#kyoshi#rangi
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Disney apparently has a chokehold on me. First Mirrorverse, now Twisted Wonderland.
I do have the game but I haven't started it yet. I do like the funny little poker-face boys, especially in the manga.
Enjoy my little design headcannons!
#twst fanart#art by bleu#honestly#poker face is a good nickname for them#disney twst#twisted wonderland#poker face boys#heartslabyul#riddle rosehearts#trey clover#cater diamond#ace trappola#deuce spade
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people finding it difficult to read mohg's facial expressions because of his fangs, and him learning to exaggerate them so they register better as a result
but also. mohg using a human guise and still doing this unconsciously. you're listening to one of ansbach's nostalgic stories and turn to mohg who's just
#elden ring#soulsborne#mohg lord of blood#the little smirks and bored looks get caught now too#human guise = no poker face and he hates it#do you see my vision#misc: headcanons#misc: my posts
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Janus' offense at the implication that Thomas is easy to read is hilarious. Like bestie we all know you're not that good at your job.
#of course thomas's poker face would be janus' job#my guy has had a little too much mulled wine this ep#sanders sides#tss#janus sanders#ts janus
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torin/varre art dump based on a sweet lil ask sent to me by @kirango-rouge about the immediate aftermath of torin's induction into the blood cult ((sorry this took like 5 years lmao))
varre is already thinking of marriage and torin is still processing aka they are so embarrassing about each other
#elden ring#torin#varre#white mask varre#melina#mohg#tarnished#varre x tarnished#ace draws#and i am so embarrassing about them lmao#new followers: block the 'torin' tag if you don't want to be bombarded by my oc cringe posts#inflicts him upon you all like the plague#melina fighting for her life to keep her poker face#torin doesn't speak much but when he does it's about the Skrunklo#forgive him he's maxed out in faith not intelligence
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I'm watching this interview, and George and Jayden got me in tears. Like, I'm literally tearing up. But I think all the interview is so awesome, so here are some points:
I mean, common guys, the amount of "you're the best"/"no, you're the best!" interactions between these two is unbelievable, they are giving me toothache
George saying he's an overthinker but the chemistry with Jayden was something he didn't need to think about, cause since they met, it was just there.
Jayden saying that now it feels like they have been friends for longer than Edwin and Charles. And also, mentioning the fact they were asked if they had worked together before when they knew each other for like a week.
"I'm not gonna say it was annoying—how well they get along (...)" I just know that it was annoying, like you're no lying to me, sir. They were annoying af.
George talking about Edwin's Confession: "(...) What it's great about that moment, is that it offers the best case scenario—which I would say for queer characters on screen— you don't offen see. There's often a nice dose of trauma mixed in there."
Steve about the confession: "(...) That moment need to happen in the stairs in hell. (...) Edwin didn't know if they were gonna get out so he didn't know how many chances he was going to have, and I also don't think that he believed he would have the courage to say it if they made it back"
Jayden saying he meant it when he delivered the "you're the only person I would go to hell for" line, due to how close George and him are.
George research about Boarding School culture for Edwin included things as fives and riding horses, he also mentioned hunting lmao
What they said about all the cast and the way they work together, it's too much to put it here, but my god, it's sounds so cool [27:12]
"Look, every gay man had identified with every final girl in a slasher film for the entirety of history. Like we know what it's like to live that life" [!]
Steve saying that he wouldn't have written an autistic character and put an actor whose not part of the spectrum to play it, and adding that Edwin's personality traits are a consequence of his upbringing (his mother never touched him with an ungloved hand) and the fact he lives in kind of his own little bubble. Yes sir, that just confirmed this to me in a hundred different levels.
That's all!
#Admiring the capacity of George and Jayden to keep a poker face when they need to... Almost#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective netflix#dead boy detectives cast#george rexstrew#jayden revri#steve yockey#edwin payne#charles rowland#paineland#edwin paine#payneland#chedwin#ghosts on camera#notebook entry#queer representation#queer characters#interview
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was reminded of this moment earlier today. dan your silence is absolutely deafening
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