#such a massive cringefail loser.

[total-drama-brainrot]

All of Cody's behaviour makes sense if you realise that he’s just imitating Scott Pilgrim in the hope that he'll also find a manic pixie dream girlfriend.

[onstoryladders]

it's just so special to me when like a character is a massive loser and yet they get someone who falls head over heels for them. like yeah boy pull some bitches with your weak-ass game and cringefail demeanor

[twicearoundthebend]

Imagine going on a cross country trip to share the (mildly embarrassing) news with an adjacent king that your guards lost a prisoner, but when you get there- there’s actually a huge crowd of people who all get called into a massive Super Important Meeting. And the prisoner (who you thought wasn’t like That Big of a deal) gets brought up, and everyone’s talking about how great your kingdoms security is, and how important it is that he’s locked up, and you’re just sitting there sweating buckets. And you have to stand up in front of Everybody and tell them ‘actually he escaped and had been gone for months’. While everyone looks at you with the most disappointed faces you’ve ever seen. What a loser.

And Then you have to go on an even Longer trip with all of these people who’s first impression of you was some cringefail sweaty loser who can’t even keep track of one (1) guy.

No wonder Legolas was showing off every chance he got, he was trying to bring his reputation up from like -100

[yumenosakiacademy]

i hav so many (low quality.. lol) vids from a hologram v0caloid concert tht i attended once but i cant post most of them bc i, excited cringe idiot tht i was, was badly singing along 2 the songs n making noises n it's Extremely Audible bc my face was close 2 the phone camera.

[the-babygirl-polls]

Vash the Stampede vs. Trafalgar Law

Propaganda under cut:

Vash the Stampede:

He's just such a bleeding heart, has sad backstory with sad downsloped eyes and dramatic fashion sense. Loves too much and pays the price for it. Just so loveable, one determines he's babygirl on sight.

The 2023 version is more babygirl but his manga version is also very baby and very girl. Would put both images of him together since the design is different.

he's a blonde twunk with a slut waist and skank legs. and he's suffered more than jesus <3

pleeeeeease include a picture of maximum or 98 Vash and not just stampede Vash. theyre ALL babygirls, not just the stampede redesign. i wanna see his ugly ass broom hair on a poll too

He's simply THE baby girl, you know

He’s the most wanted man on the planet and he serves CUNT doing it, especially in the original manga. He’s also a biblically accurate angel-type-thing and an ace gunman who refuses to shoot back at the people who want his bounty :]

He's this super cool legendary gunman who terrifies everyone on the planet because he leaves destruction in his wake BUT it's not his fault because he's literally just chilling and everyone wants him dead for something he didn't do. He doesn't even like shooting people he just wants to maybe get some donuts and take a nice nap but nooo he walks into town and everyone decides "let's bullet hell this guy, cause massive property damage, and say it's his fault!" Also he's horrendously doomed by the narrative and the prettiest boy you ever did see. Look at those big ol blue eyes and tell me he's not babygirl. You'd be lying.

Trafalgar Law:

He thinks he's cool he wants other people to think he's cool sooooo bad but he's such a loser <3. He sent 100 pirates hearts to the navy and is an absolute weird little freak but then he also gets excited about ninjas and is heartbroken to learn that ninjas do not in fact say "nin nin" when he meets a real ninja. 26 years old and straight up getting into squabbles with a 19 year old (and a 23 year old also I guess). Gay little poses. Had to in the middle of a fight yell at Luffy to clarify that actually he was ALREADY going to do that and Luffy didn't need to tell him to bevause now it looks like he's following Luffy's orders which he WASN'T. OKAY? The non-canon one piece party also loves to make him so cringefail with him having a really bad sense of humor causing him to get into a competition with the strawhats which he completely fails at every part of and gives us the line "if it's a hawaiian shirt wearing competition i am confident". Also went through unimaginable horrors as a child that he didn't really start to properly recover from until like 13 years later. Also again he's so lame <3 boyloser <3

[spiritually-a-blorb]

in light of me being a little silly, a little sillier, and finally reaching my silliest peak, I would like to introduce my favorite cringefail loser and give you headcannons about him

- Lester still had slightly purple veins after the possession. it was barely noticeable, but his blood, and therefore his veins, were a little darker. he just never points this out

- Lester had a little bit of a scuffle trying to get to California in the burning maze, and he literally never told anyone. just as a little silly. this is why he wanted maple lemon cronuts. he got in a fight at some random bakery (beacuse he wanted to get food for everyone) and he managed to snag food for everyone but himself

- Apollo visits Sweet on America, the place Sally used to work, and he'll get different candies his kids like, or he thinks they'll like. he is surprisingly successful at this, and now he keeps candy on his person at all times, like a grandma does

- Lester's complaints about memory loss were valid, for one. but the second thing? just for a lil spice, I think trying to access those memories hurts him just a little, enough for the brain to try and block those memories out. that's why his memory is super faulty. his brain is literally working against him

- Lester is checked over by Meg after every fight they have after The Big Stab™️, and she feels extra guilty when she finds out how tarquin was turning him into a zombie

- Lester was separated from Meg in a crowd once, while they were getting to the Tower of Nero. he flipped his ever-loving shit and proceeded to yell her name so loud he broke a window. Meg never got separated from him again

- Meg will do this thing where she will mispronounce words on purpose beacuse she knows that it annoys Lester. Lester eventually uses those mispronounciations in multiple haikus, and presents them to Meg in a written and stage performance. Meg has never been so annoyed and so touched in her life once she remembers that those were her mispronounciations. she then demands financial compensation for her words being used in said haikus

- Apollo (post ToA) does actually help herophile start some game shows. he gets her a nice setup and everything, and she soon becomes well known for her successful shows, both on normal channels and Hephestus TV.

- Meg eventually goes out and sees the ToA books on some bookstore shelves, and buys the entire series. she gets a lot of secondhand embarrassment due to Lester sometimes, but she enjoys re-living some good memories with her dummy. plus she likes hearing what the Arrow of Dodona actually had to say.

- Conversely, Apollo literally shrivels up in a ball when he finds out that Meg read the entire book series. he just lays there with his hands over his face while his kids swarm Meg to get her to show them the books. Apollo does not want to live through that, but he stays as they read the entire story. they all end up in a massive cuddle pile by the end

- Eventually, Artemis meets Meg. she kinda likes her by the end, but is somewhat jealous of the sibling relationship she has with Apollo. Apollo just likes seeing his two sisters get along. Meg, however, is a little conflicted as well. This is her annoying dummy, and someone else telling Apollo that, even in jest, grates on her a little (unless he deserved it. then she adds on)

- Apollo really likes fries. The big reason is they are cheap, and he would get a meal with the money they had at some gas station or fast food place, and give Meg the meal and just eat (and share) the fries. He did this right up to The Burning Maze, but only beacuse Aloe Vera kinda snitched on him to Grover. Aloe Vera only found out when she saw him climbing back down into the maze to eat the strawberries.

- Meg was super upset when she found out about the fry thing. Apollo insisted he was fine, and that he didn't need as much food as her, since she was still growing. She was a little more mad when she realizes she had been growing food that was meant to help in combat, and Apollo had to double back to get some, or he went hungry.

[seawattgaming]

you remind me of a magical girl but if she was actually just a massive cringefail loser instead of the usual stuff

...I'm sorry?

[northstarscowboyhat]

Tada!

Tiny fun fact, they are whistling the beginning of Justice. Anyways, your comment about how they can be easily flustered if they can't do something great right away (mood) made me think that they were trying to do the gun twirl trick for Dess to try and impress her (it will likely fail miserably, but won't matter anyway)

Anyways, I just love to make animations loop, and this is no exception because it is funny to see them regain their composure only to immediately lose it again and start blushing like crazy (I probably should have made the blush more vibrant, huh? Oh well, you can see it affecting their scar so at least you can know when they are blushing)

THE WAY I GASPED IN PURE DELIGHT SEEING THIS IN MY INBOX!

I'll admit I don't know like, anything about reading music notes so I was like 'Hm, I wonder what that tune is?" and when I read it was Justice, it put a massive smile on my face that is genius! Very fun little detail. I also love how they're rubbing their arm with their hand trying to act casual, like I'm amazed you captured a lot of emotion in a sprite pose! That's legitimately so cool and I will never stop praising your sprite animations for it! So cool that you could shape the mouth to look like they're whistling and the way their poncho unfolds as their arm moves back to their side. Always amazed at how much motion you can capture with such little pixels!

And of course, the hilarious full face blush HAHA oh that is definitely how they react when they see Dess or fumble a cool trick. I love how their eyes get huge and their ponytail bushes up like a cat tail! This is so cute and silly and so perfectly in character for Clover hehe. We love one cringefail loser.

Thank you so much for this! I am always eager for more content of Clover being just so silly and delightfully awkward and easy to fluster so this is making me so happy haha. Beautiful work as always!

[dickpuncher420]

“ it's just so special to me when like a character is a massive loser and yet they get someone who falls head over heels for them. like yeah boy pull some bitches with your weak-ass game and cringefail demeanor” That’s your Mako

AHAHAHA UR SO RIGHT!! broke as fuck, shitty attitude, no rizz, and yet he has 2 of the hottest women in republic city falling for him. HOW does he do it

[justlarkin]

We still don't have any fail-wifes all we get are girlboss for the females, we have so many male-wifes

I know y'all were advocating for Benten being a fail-wife, but she carries herself confidently enough to not be a massive loser. She just cyberbullies minors and that is based.

I'll call Hekate a fail-wife because she ships real people and writes fanfics about them without their consent. I want a REAL cringefail girlie though. Actually, I want multiple of them. Someone absolutely pathetic. They should just go ahead and make Amaterasu a massive loser for me.

[iriily]

I love that in every single ship I have there's the babygirliest, neverdoneanythingwrong, adorable character, and there's the other cringefail loser(affectionate), massive L, zero bitches character

[crookedkryptonitebeliever]

THE YVES JUMPSCARE IN UR MONTGOMERY POST...... 😭😭 its so funny to think about those two existing in the same universe, their partners sharing similar circumstances (weirdo boyfriends that literally never leave their side) without even knowing😞💔 also not just the similarities in their yans but the differences perhaps making them wonder if the grass is greener on the other side, montgomery's partner wishing for someone like yves and vice versa (if yves hasn't already brainwashed them into never having those thoughts in the first place ofc)

anyway hope ur having an alright day/afternoon/evening teehee

The dichotomy of men... either u become cunty boyboss slaymaster Yves or u become gagged cringefail floppy broke Montgomery...

Perhaps, depends on what you like, if you liked kicked loser puppies then Montgomery is your best choice, but if you prefer more comfortable living, youd be better off choosing Yves

I personally prefer Yves by a LOT because mans a machine who is super logical and can handle shit, even tho he has his own identity he does mold himself into someone u like to the best of his abilities- just the only form he cannot take is that of Montgomery because he thinks our sad wet meow meow is too pathetic for anyone to emulate

another massive difference between yves and our boy Montgomery here is that, Yves can fit into the country and farming lifestyle, but Monty CAN'T fit into the city life. Like Yves is not afraid to get dirty and u would've thought he grew up in a farm by the way he herd pigs sheep n chickens, how he has no disgust whatsoever on his face when he plunged his arm all the way up to the shoulder, into a cow's asshole to check up on the pregnancy, he isn't squeamish at all , he might even seem like the world's best farmer, either for animals or plants

whereas our first cringefail doesnt even know how to budget or know how to kiss the boss's ass </3

[star-bear-art]

Pretty cringefails are my FAVOURITE kind of dude so I had to draw @thedomesticanthropologist's wonderful Sivvus. The bit about him thinking he could manifest the directions to nettie walking in the wrong direction just cause he wanted it bad enough? Fucking hilarious little guy, he's such a loser I LOVE him

..and now I have no excuse not to return to my massive pile of wips!! more of the regularly scheduled bloodweave content will exist soon, I swear

[beloved-boat-boys-blog]

HOOOHHH THIS PLACE IS WHERE I WILL SCREAM IN.

idk why i always like to picture etho as a chill frat boy and joel as a cringefail loserboy with his two british (brothers? sidekicks? wingmen) yet etho falling head over heels for joel and joel being all panicky and oblivious. love that. it feels accurate

YEAH WOOHOO WELCOME WELCOME!!! >:D

okay but you're absolutely right?? cringefail loserboy Joel beloved <3 I imagine he's the angry chihuahua kind of cringefail tho, an absolute idiot that pretends he's cool, bites at anyone that dares to call him short and all. who's also completely oblivious to how much Etho's in love with him and panics when Etho even looks at him. yes I love that actually, they're such idiots <3

also love that jimmy and grian (i assume) are his sidekicks/wingmen when theyre also massive losers /aff

— Astro

[jimmytimmyjames]

jimmy('s youtube persona) is just everything i've been searching - far and wide - for in a blorbo... he's goofy and sweet and not that great at minecraft, but he tries, and everybody teases and bullies him but they absolutely adore him and he's their baby boy, and he's the epitome of cringefail and a massive loser but so entertaining and refreshing for those exact reasons. i saw someone refer to his "noob aesthetic" being a breath of fresh air amid crazy builds and i agree soooo much... the insane builds and pvp plays etc. that people do are mind-blowing, but also kind of overwhelming in many ways. it's so cute when jimmy is just there building wooden shacks and being self-deprecating but also his own biggest hype man even though everyone mocks him, and dying first in all four seasons of an smp, and drowning in two blocks of water, and just. he's such a good boy. he's the good boy. a golden retriever of a man. if i could only shield from all the world's horrors and at the same time bully him a bit bc he's too adorable when people tease him. cute aggression to the max i need to grab him by his strings and make him dance and poke him and then wrap him up in a little hand-knitted blanket and murder anyone who mocks him in a genuinely mean way

[aeriona]

Ayo wake up new OC dropped weewoo (still a wip tho i’m tired blegh)

His name is Tussock! He has a bf named Tao, an inkling I still haven’t properly gotten a design for yet. All I have so far is that he is a fan of plaid hoodies and console gaming, the psychopath.

Tuss is a massive cringefail loser don’t let his appearance deceive you, he eats leaves out of the Inkopolis city gardens sometimes.