#such a massive cringefail loser.

[total-drama-brainrot]

All of Cody's behaviour makes sense if you realise that he’s just imitating Scott Pilgrim in the hope that he'll also find a manic pixie dream girlfriend.

[bougiebutchbitch]

"The doctor says my sperm are bad. Like, really, really bad. Like a bunch of... of fat, dead tadpoles..."

HUGHIE I LOVE YOU SO

[onstoryladders]

it's just so special to me when like a character is a massive loser and yet they get someone who falls head over heels for them. like yeah boy pull some bitches with your weak-ass game and cringefail demeanor

[twicearoundthebend]

Imagine going on a cross country trip to share the (mildly embarrassing) news with an adjacent king that your guards lost a prisoner, but when you get there- there’s actually a huge crowd of people who all get called into a massive Super Important Meeting. And the prisoner (who you thought wasn’t like That Big of a deal) gets brought up, and everyone’s talking about how great your kingdoms security is, and how important it is that he’s locked up, and you’re just sitting there sweating buckets. And you have to stand up in front of Everybody and tell them ‘actually he escaped and had been gone for months’. While everyone looks at you with the most disappointed faces you’ve ever seen. What a loser.

And Then you have to go on an even Longer trip with all of these people who’s first impression of you was some cringefail sweaty loser who can’t even keep track of one (1) guy.

No wonder Legolas was showing off every chance he got, he was trying to bring his reputation up from like -100

[yumenosakiacademy]

i hav so many (low quality.. lol) vids from a hologram v0caloid concert tht i attended once but i cant post most of them bc i, excited cringe idiot tht i was, was badly singing along 2 the songs n making noises n it's Extremely Audible bc my face was close 2 the phone camera.

[spiritually-a-blorb]

in light of me being a little silly, a little sillier, and finally reaching my silliest peak, I would like to introduce my favorite cringefail loser and give you headcannons about him

- Lester still had slightly purple veins after the possession. it was barely noticeable, but his blood, and therefore his veins, were a little darker. he just never points this out

- Lester had a little bit of a scuffle trying to get to California in the burning maze, and he literally never told anyone. just as a little silly. this is why he wanted maple lemon cronuts. he got in a fight at some random bakery (beacuse he wanted to get food for everyone) and he managed to snag food for everyone but himself

- Apollo visits Sweet on America, the place Sally used to work, and he'll get different candies his kids like, or he thinks they'll like. he is surprisingly successful at this, and now he keeps candy on his person at all times, like a grandma does

- Lester's complaints about memory loss were valid, for one. but the second thing? just for a lil spice, I think trying to access those memories hurts him just a little, enough for the brain to try and block those memories out. that's why his memory is super faulty. his brain is literally working against him

- Lester is checked over by Meg after every fight they have after The Big Stab™️, and she feels extra guilty when she finds out how tarquin was turning him into a zombie

- Lester was separated from Meg in a crowd once, while they were getting to the Tower of Nero. he flipped his ever-loving shit and proceeded to yell her name so loud he broke a window. Meg never got separated from him again

- Meg will do this thing where she will mispronounce words on purpose beacuse she knows that it annoys Lester. Lester eventually uses those mispronounciations in multiple haikus, and presents them to Meg in a written and stage performance. Meg has never been so annoyed and so touched in her life once she remembers that those were her mispronounciations. she then demands financial compensation for her words being used in said haikus

- Apollo (post ToA) does actually help herophile start some game shows. he gets her a nice setup and everything, and she soon becomes well known for her successful shows, both on normal channels and Hephestus TV.

- Meg eventually goes out and sees the ToA books on some bookstore shelves, and buys the entire series. she gets a lot of secondhand embarrassment due to Lester sometimes, but she enjoys re-living some good memories with her dummy. plus she likes hearing what the Arrow of Dodona actually had to say.

- Conversely, Apollo literally shrivels up in a ball when he finds out that Meg read the entire book series. he just lays there with his hands over his face while his kids swarm Meg to get her to show them the books. Apollo does not want to live through that, but he stays as they read the entire story. they all end up in a massive cuddle pile by the end

- Eventually, Artemis meets Meg. she kinda likes her by the end, but is somewhat jealous of the sibling relationship she has with Apollo. Apollo just likes seeing his two sisters get along. Meg, however, is a little conflicted as well. This is her annoying dummy, and someone else telling Apollo that, even in jest, grates on her a little (unless he deserved it. then she adds on)

- Apollo really likes fries. The big reason is they are cheap, and he would get a meal with the money they had at some gas station or fast food place, and give Meg the meal and just eat (and share) the fries. He did this right up to The Burning Maze, but only beacuse Aloe Vera kinda snitched on him to Grover. Aloe Vera only found out when she saw him climbing back down into the maze to eat the strawberries.

- Meg was super upset when she found out about the fry thing. Apollo insisted he was fine, and that he didn't need as much food as her, since she was still growing. She was a little more mad when she realizes she had been growing food that was meant to help in combat, and Apollo had to double back to get some, or he went hungry.

[justlarkin]

We still don't have any fail-wifes all we get are girlboss for the females, we have so many male-wifes

I know y'all were advocating for Benten being a fail-wife, but she carries herself confidently enough to not be a massive loser. She just cyberbullies minors and that is based.

I'll call Hekate a fail-wife because she ships real people and writes fanfics about them without their consent. I want a REAL cringefail girlie though. Actually, I want multiple of them. Someone absolutely pathetic. They should just go ahead and make Amaterasu a massive loser for me.

[iriily]

I love that in every single ship I have there's the babygirliest, neverdoneanythingwrong, adorable character, and there's the other cringefail loser(affectionate), massive L, zero bitches character

[crookedkryptonitebeliever]

THE YVES JUMPSCARE IN UR MONTGOMERY POST...... 😭😭 its so funny to think about those two existing in the same universe, their partners sharing similar circumstances (weirdo boyfriends that literally never leave their side) without even knowing😞💔 also not just the similarities in their yans but the differences perhaps making them wonder if the grass is greener on the other side, montgomery's partner wishing for someone like yves and vice versa (if yves hasn't already brainwashed them into never having those thoughts in the first place ofc)

anyway hope ur having an alright day/afternoon/evening teehee

The dichotomy of men... either u become cunty boyboss slaymaster Yves or u become gagged cringefail floppy broke Montgomery...

Perhaps, depends on what you like, if you liked kicked loser puppies then Montgomery is your best choice, but if you prefer more comfortable living, youd be better off choosing Yves

I personally prefer Yves by a LOT because mans a machine who is super logical and can handle shit, even tho he has his own identity he does mold himself into someone u like to the best of his abilities- just the only form he cannot take is that of Montgomery because he thinks our sad wet meow meow is too pathetic for anyone to emulate

another massive difference between yves and our boy Montgomery here is that, Yves can fit into the country and farming lifestyle, but Monty CAN'T fit into the city life. Like Yves is not afraid to get dirty and u would've thought he grew up in a farm by the way he herd pigs sheep n chickens, how he has no disgust whatsoever on his face when he plunged his arm all the way up to the shoulder, into a cow's asshole to check up on the pregnancy, he isn't squeamish at all , he might even seem like the world's best farmer, either for animals or plants

whereas our first cringefail doesnt even know how to budget or know how to kiss the boss's ass </3

[star-bear-art]

Pretty cringefails are my FAVOURITE kind of dude so I had to draw @thedomesticanthropologist's wonderful Sivvus. The bit about him thinking he could manifest the directions to nettie walking in the wrong direction just cause he wanted it bad enough? Fucking hilarious little guy, he's such a loser I LOVE him

..and now I have no excuse not to return to my massive pile of wips!! more of the regularly scheduled bloodweave content will exist soon, I swear

[beloved-boat-boys-blog]

HOOOHHH THIS PLACE IS WHERE I WILL SCREAM IN.

idk why i always like to picture etho as a chill frat boy and joel as a cringefail loserboy with his two british (brothers? sidekicks? wingmen) yet etho falling head over heels for joel and joel being all panicky and oblivious. love that. it feels accurate

YEAH WOOHOO WELCOME WELCOME!!! >:D

okay but you're absolutely right?? cringefail loserboy Joel beloved <3 I imagine he's the angry chihuahua kind of cringefail tho, an absolute idiot that pretends he's cool, bites at anyone that dares to call him short and all. who's also completely oblivious to how much Etho's in love with him and panics when Etho even looks at him. yes I love that actually, they're such idiots <3

also love that jimmy and grian (i assume) are his sidekicks/wingmen when theyre also massive losers /aff

— Astro

[jimmytimmyjames]

jimmy('s youtube persona) is just everything i've been searching - far and wide - for in a blorbo... he's goofy and sweet and not that great at minecraft, but he tries, and everybody teases and bullies him but they absolutely adore him and he's their baby boy, and he's the epitome of cringefail and a massive loser but so entertaining and refreshing for those exact reasons. i saw someone refer to his "noob aesthetic" being a breath of fresh air amid crazy builds and i agree soooo much... the insane builds and pvp plays etc. that people do are mind-blowing, but also kind of overwhelming in many ways. it's so cute when jimmy is just there building wooden shacks and being self-deprecating but also his own biggest hype man even though everyone mocks him, and dying first in all four seasons of an smp, and drowning in two blocks of water, and just. he's such a good boy. he's the good boy. a golden retriever of a man. if i could only shield from all the world's horrors and at the same time bully him a bit bc he's too adorable when people tease him. cute aggression to the max i need to grab him by his strings and make him dance and poke him and then wrap him up in a little hand-knitted blanket and murder anyone who mocks him in a genuinely mean way

[aeriona]

Ayo wake up new OC dropped weewoo (still a wip tho i’m tired blegh)

His name is Tussock! He has a bf named Tao, an inkling I still haven’t properly gotten a design for yet. All I have so far is that he is a fan of plaid hoodies and console gaming, the psychopath.

Tuss is a massive cringefail loser don’t let his appearance deceive you, he eats leaves out of the Inkopolis city gardens sometimes.

[all-things-normaler]

massive fan of how we collectively decided that the onceler is the cringefailest loser on earth >:3

I mean, the movie does a good job in showing that, and by extension since the writers intended for Ted to be his counterpart, that kiddo is also cringefail too

[lightbulb-warning]

What's your opinion on the other games (THH, SDR2, and UDG)? I don't remember seeing you post about them much or at all

indeed! i haven't posted anything about them! (except one (1) kyoko cameo)

i do like the other games!! i've only watched playthroughs of dr1 and 2 (and read a summary of udg. i haven't had the time to watch a playthrough yet "OTL).

THH was popular when i was in middle school (Kyoko Kirigiri and Sakura Ogami were very relevant to my tween am-i-gay?™ crisis) and around that time SDR2 was already out, i think? (yes it was i just googled it.) so i have been an extremely casual dr enjoyer until recently. when drv3 came out i genuinely had no idea and legitimately thought it was a very elaborate fangame some people i followed occasionally posted about (hi, nice to meet you! im Very Dumb!!)

i got SUPER sick last summer so i watched a bunch of lets plays and now im in hyperfixation hell!!

DRV3 is specifically the game my brain has been obsessed with because themes of real vs fake/fiction vs reality/meta-bullshit fall directly into my personal interests. Plus, out of spite (and the game being on sale at one point), i actually played it on my own in may, which has just amplified my current hyperfixation and now im here. on tumblr. actually engaging in fandom. wowza.

ive been wanting to get more invested in the other games and actually play them!! and i wanna play rain code spoiler free really badly!! but unfortunately it's not something i can get to at the moment _(:'3 」∠)_ no videogame space in my budget rn *sobs* oooo you wanna commission me sooo baaad/j

hopefully i can change that soon! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

here's some rapidfire opinions!!

makoto is so goddamn stupid i love that for him, he is genuinely so dumb. even though kyoko and togami are supposed to be on the smarter side, they are also occasionally morons (both of them. BOTH OF THEM went "poison? bet." and ingested it) therefore makoto comes off even DUMBER. (affectionate)

Aoi is wonderful and underrated i would die for her anytime.

Sakura? *starts crying hysterically* /pos

i am ENAMOURED with how the evolution of the MCs mechanics has been Makoto: I object! -> Hajime: I sustain! -> Kaede/Shuichi: I'm gonna commit PERJURY!

Hajime being a massive hater is incredibly funny to me good for him

kazuichi is a complete cringefail loser i love him

IBUKI????? IBUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think about fuyuhiko and peko constantly. they spin in my brain and make me miserable. it's amazing.

also, no doy, but THE ARTSTYLE OF THESE GAMES. I GO BATSHIT STUPID. THE ART DIRECTION AND PSYCHOPOP ARE SO GOOD i eat i feast i go bonkers

and yeah. that's all for now, folks!

[lighthouseas]

got my hair cut like sadie sink because i am a massive cringefail loser fangirl 💔