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LAH MAIN STORY CONTENT. WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK.

Now the only thing they need to do is TRANSLATE THEIR GAME LIKE THEY'VE BEEN PROMISING SINCE FOREVER. IT'S ALMOST THE ANNIVERSARY. ARE THEY JUST GONNA DO IT THEN??

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this fanfic shit is too easy 🔥🔥

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Old 🫵

Dang, only Chapters 1-4?? That's crazy. You were really there when they were still doing boring 4*/5* art and they weren't letting MC fuck in SQs yet, big dawg 😳

random thoughts when I first started playing

Looked at my Total Logins and realized how terrible I am at doing my Daily Logins 💀 I only have around 3 years worth of logins, despite playing Housamo since 2019, not counting the time I lost and later recovered my account. I just forger all the time because I lack an attention span 💀

I only remember that it was 2019 because Chapter 9 wasn't translated and I also pulled Summer Volos in one of my earliest pulls during that initial run. Maybe it my first because I know I used him for a while when I first started.

I actually started playing a little before that though, maybe like a month or two. I give you permission to call me a dumbass, but it had to be my first gacha game because I had no idea how it worked? Or it was at least the first gacha game with a support feature. I just got to the support character screen and saw other player usernames and went "ewww, I have to play against other players? GROSS." then uninstalled that shit because I'm not interested in PvP. Until I came crawling back like a LOSER and realized I am a silly billy. Then I went through the entire Main Story within a few weeks and finally realized the game is originally in Japanese because I got to Chapter 9 and was like "Why the fuck are they Japanese?"

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random thoughts when I first started playing

Looked at my Total Logins and realized how terrible I am at doing my Daily Logins 💀 I only have around 3 years worth of logins, despite playing Housamo since 2019, not counting the time I lost and later recovered my account. I just forger all the time because I lack an attention span 💀

I only remember that it was 2019 because Chapter 9 wasn't translated and I also pulled Summer Volos in one of my earliest pulls during that initial run. Maybe it my first because I know I used him for a while when I first started.

I actually started playing a little before that though, maybe like a month or two. I give you permission to call me a dumbass, but it had to be my first gacha game because I had no idea how it worked? Or it was at least the first gacha game with a support feature. I just got to the support character screen and saw other player usernames and went "ewww, I have to play against other players? GROSS." then uninstalled that shit because I'm not interested in PvP. Until I came crawling back like a LOSER and realized I am a silly billy. Then I went through the entire Main Story within a few weeks and finally realized the game is originally in Japanese because I got to Chapter 9 and was like "Why the fuck are they Japanese?"

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Who do you think are the biggest MC haters?,like they don't just hate him,they wish death upon them and just thrive off of hate for them

the writers

I feel like this one is hard to determine.

Tetsuya doesn't hate MC since he just thinks they're annoying.

Aizen does think MC is a slut and a danger to society, but he doesn't actually hate them and he is concerned for their well-being.

The WRs who hate MC hate them due to the Exiles, and even then, it's later revealed that they don't actually hate them.

I would call Yoritomo a hater who wishes death upon them, but, as mentioned before, it's hard to tell what he actually feels beyond discomfort and suspicion because he's super paranoid.

Maybe Kirito? He is pretty much an antithesis for MC and he has murdered them in cold blood with zero remorse while taunting, unlike the others where it's portrayed with more regret and tragedy. But also I don't think he's like a constant hater because he just goes with the flow? Yeah, let's go with that.

I think MC's biggest hater is Kirito since they have that opposites set-up and he'll actually merk MC on the spot with zero hesitation, but the hater who has MC in their head rent free and thrives off hating them is Aizen.

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-Mugenroa is convinced that Mushussu is Marduk's boyfriend and he can't be convinced otherwise.

-Aizen drinks shampoo because (why else was he keeping it in the drink cooler?)

-There is a HUGE underground market for MC merchandise with hardcore collectors. Some of it isn't even merch. It's just things that were stolen from their room and random trash they used.

-Aegir WOULD take his students on the Titan Submersible (the one that imploded and killed like 4 people)

-Azazel moans when taking damage because he's into it while Nyarl does it because he noticed how uncomfortable it made everyone else when Azazel did it and he HAD to join in.

-MC uses Lil Sal to cheat during card games.

-With how freaky MC is and all the different kinds of things these transients have going on like poison and gigantification, I'm sure the loop got reset at least once bc MC died while doing sex stuff.

-MC purposely refuses to use their sacred artifact when it would help them out of a specific situation because they're treating it like an escape room for everyone else to figure out and work through their issues.

Everyone drop their goofiest housamo head canons i need to hear yall out

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Love the way you draw hair. It's so fluffy

Thankies!!!! ❤️🤗

(I totally need to draw more but my laptop finally killed itself 😊)

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Do you think all of the Exiles like MC? I feel like Nuwa and Eurynome would be the Tsunderes. And Yoshitune and Susanoo are the reason as to why MC is so reckless. Kinma, only activates MC's sass towards any of the world reps. Especially towards Teda, but she made MC except Teda's chocolate just so he could leave. They all hate Christine,Kirito and Azien

I think they would all like MC overall since they seemed like they were supportive of MC during their brief interaction in Chapter 9. I'm sure they appreciate when MC acts on-brand for them and doing things they aren't there to do too like insulting Fuxi and terrorizing Yoritomo 🙂‍↕️

Based on my current headcanons though, I'd think that there are certain things that MC does that would annoy them, even if it's small things. I mainly feel like Freyr would be annoyed with that recklessness of their's since he doesn't like it when people get all sacrificial and careless with their health?

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Imagine at the end of the game, MC wakes up from a coma and it's revealed everything was a fever dream and the furries and transients were other patients and staffs irl that'd suck

Any meta, 4th wall-break ending like this would actually piss me off, I'm so serious.

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Hombre Tiger is such a tragic character. He gave his whole heart to his "sun" who's a condescending stubborn bitch obsessed with causing chaos and his brother. Hombre tiger literally died in chapter 10 and he never got acknowledged by Tez :)

Hombre has kinda been eh for me, but I always really liked his part in Virtual Summer for this reason. The way he couldn't understand how Quetzalcoatl could turn away from his sun or why Tezcatlipoca still yearned for him when he was clearly unwanted? Especially when Hombre was right there? Such a pathetic meow meow.

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So it turns out that Gargoyle was supposed to look like dragon Shaytan but according to the experts (ie Michael) he looks wrong. Shaytan probably was present and kept making requests like “make the chest fatter, thicken the thighs and make that thang fatter” ultimately ruining the whole project due to his desire to shag himself

Shaytan had the artist in there like this and whipped them until they made his dragon dongs girthier 😔

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Not gonna lie I really loved Smokey's design etc when he first got introduced also maybe because I'm a huge Jojo fan and I love men with curly hair but after chapter 12, I just despise him so much

I absolutely felt that. I think he's perfectly fine in other circumstances and you can tell how much he cares for Mara/Asura and how much he wants to save them, but he was absolutely rancid in Chapter 12. Like, how can he switch up like that as soon as he realized they weren't completely vulnerable after he was constantly saying he would help them? He didn't even hesitate. His ass was going to call off Sandayu's protection and potentially order him (and others) to kill MC instead if Fuxi didn't beat his ass that badly. I know every Representative does some little bitch shenanigans like this, but Smoky can piss off in particular.

I still appreciate that he gave us one of the funniest moments in housamo by revealing he didn't immediately die after fighting Fuxi and that he was actually just laying on the floor, slowly dying while Fuxi and MC did their thing. Nobody gaf fr.

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I love seeing Tetsuya being annoyed cause he's the only Outlaw who has a problem with MC while the entire guild loves them. The Outlaws aren't keen with outsiders but MC, and the Summoners, have proven over and over that they don't have any ill intentions and that they would come to their aid if they need it. It's funny how Tetsuya overlook this fact and thinks the other members think just like him while they just tell him to shut up (mainly Suzuka)

Tetsuya specifically acting like this out of everyone is even funnier after reading his CQ because it's established that he and MC DO regularly hang out, even if they're not "friends". Like, he even casually called out to them in the sauna when they weren't there to ask them what they wanted to do afterwards, so that must've been a common interaction for him if he went on autopilot. Also, they might be fuckbuddies, soooo....? He needs to get his shit together. He's so dramatic and wants some forbidden romance so bad 🙄

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With MC bringing it to court, I imagine Horus would be foaming at the mouth to be their representative but when MC reads the contract, they see that there’s a hidden clause that means Horus gets full ownership of them, so now they need to find a non deranged non horny lawyer in Tokyo (impossible)

Absolutely. Don't think he forgot about his and Seth's deal to get married. That freaky little uncle-lover would try to hide that somewhere in there by hiding a marriage license or whatever among a bunch of other papers to try to trick them into signing it.

MC would have to find the most random lawyer ever, who absolutely couldn't get up to any story shenanigans. No new characters or even mobs. That mf has to have ZERO character art or name beyond "Lawyer" to show that they will not go wild with the plot.

(throwback to the theory that Faust is the legal system's worst nightmare and he'd just give MC the ability to wreck any contract)

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I'm the anon that sent those "Perun acts Dom but wants to sub to MC" asks a few years ago & lemme tell you. The current event letting me mock him & feel him up after he orders too much food makes me stand by that lol

100%. He's like lowkey a brat begging to get tamed and dominated by pushing everyone's buttons. Now we just gotta wait for the Host event to get a translation to get to experience him in all his glory.

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God forbid I try to hug the homies in public. First, they slander and judge you, and now this. You can't do shit in the Summoners istg 😒

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Wow okay, he always wants to go around screaming about how much of a whore they are, but here he is cheating on them with Shinya... Projection much? 🙄 Whatever... He's fake asf😒