#such a good dress.
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'damn i hope they're not into me' she says, as she casually puts on her mother's wedding dress for a night out.
#but but but it was a court wedding!! and this is a long linen figure hugging dress in ashy grey... cmon#it has long sleeves almost no stitches and a fucking. Hood. get this. it has a hood#such a good dress.#mine
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"hey why are all the barrier garments like linen shirts or chemises or combinations going away?"
"oh we have more washable fabrics now! you don't need to worry about sweat reaching your outer clothing when you can just chuck it in the washing machine!"
"cool!"
[100 years later]
"so uh all of those new washable fabrics are leaching microplastics into our water, and the constant machine-washing wears garments out faster. they're also not really sturdy enough to be mended, so we keep having to throw them out and now the planet is covered in plastic fabric waste that will never break down. also it turns out that the new washable fabrics hold odor-causing bacteria VERY well. so could we get those barrier garments back please?"
"sorry babe linen now costs $100000/yard and since it's been so long without them, nobody knows how to adapt barrier garments to the current styles anyway"
"..."
"maybe try this new $50 undershirt made of Special Sweat-Wicking Plastic Fabric! :) :) :)"
#fashion#clothing#modern clothing is NOT practical. it may seem like it on the surface but we've moved so far from#actual practicality that if you take one step out of the system it breaks down#and we need to change the entire system for our own health and the good of the planet#I'm not saying everyone has to dress full historical stylistically! but. we need to bring back some TECHNOLOGIES our ancestors used
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Telemachus is having his Cinderella moment
#epic the musical#epic ithaca saga#telemachus epic the musical#telemachus#epic the musical ithaca saga#ithica saga#epic athena#athena#Ithaca saga was so good I loved it#has anyone made this joke yet#Telemachus dressed up as Athena was One of my favorite parts of the saga lmao
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i can be your chimra....or yuor dungeon lord
※ please do not repost my art ※ ➜ commission and ko-fi links in bio
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#marcille donato#falin touden#marcille don't listen to the haters you're slaying absolute pussy in this dress#faligon's design is so so so good#i drew marcille 3 months ago and had to update her to post it as companion pieces#priintaniere#i'll be back to post yaoi again don't worry
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post trick or treating activity
#i know halloween was over a week ago but#anyways this was actually inspired by me and my own childhood friends#i didnt like the dip but i loved the sticks#and most kids prefer the dip#so id always wind up splitting em with people#made danny go as frankenstein cuz of frankie dressing as him in that one official nick art#also i gave him the g3 shoes for good measure#dont have a solid reason as to why tucker went as phantom#just thought it was funny#danny phantom#my art#savant par#technically this is a completely platonic action#but yall know i gotta push my agenda regardless#tucker foley
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serious gaming
#homestuck#dave strider#karkat vantas#davekat#dress to impress#roblox#this is so rushed#my art#said smth like this on twt before but in short i think that#karkat is just genuinely kinda bad at dti#and dave is bad on purpose of course. but sometimes his outfits are actually kinda good. both ironically and not yk yk#I hate them#i got a stomache right when i finished that drawing#davekatweek#davekatweek2024#day 2#this might be my only contribution.. i'm a bit too busy this week#but we will see!
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this drawing started off as tv crowley and aziraphale dressed like their book cover counterparts, but then I got carried away and it turned out... not being exactly that anymore 🤷🏻♀️
so... late 80s/early 90s au? (aka. literally the book lol)
#good omens#good omens fanart#aziracrow#aziraphale#crowley#anthony j crowley#crowley x aziraphale#ineffable husbands#neil gaiman#I wasn't even planning on posting this one#I just started drawing it randomly with no plan bc I wanted a new wallpaper for my phone lol#but I liked how it turned out#so here it is ✨#crowley looks like james bond meets mafia boss#and the idea of aziraphale dressed like a proper university professor in all but the sneakers is pretty funny to me#bc that's exactly how I dress irl 😶#also tumblr's image compression absolutely crushed the quality fml
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the new jjk cafe fits have been living in my head . no thoughts except yuuji in a letterman
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#itafushi#fushiita#yuji itadori#fushiguro megumi#megumi fushiguro#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#havent had yuuji fight me this hard in a MINUTE omg far left took forever i redrew his face and hair like 10 times minimum#he looks good now but like rly yuuji i thought we were past this i thought we were cool :((((#i put Hand On Thigh and this is how u repay me.....#sighs#whatever this took a million years longer than it should but im finally happy with it im finally done ths all that matters#i dont know what yuuji's pants look like in the official art but i ripped them as a treat fr me :)#ik theyre probably just regular jeans but i think yuuji deserves to show a lil knee#real talk tho yuuji's fit is so so good i love it so much. megumi i am ehhhhhh but it's on brand fr him#plus i like that they dress him like he's canonically cold all the time lmao yuuji in a light sweater n megumi in a thermal and puffer coat#its what they deserve
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You know what??? I think Pokémon really went off with the category of designs that's just "looking like a human woman in a dress". I know people are horny for some of these designs but I must stress I care a 0 amount about that. It's not my motivation, nor does knowing about it ruin these designs for me. I just like them. Just look at these.
This is peak.
#nawwwwt debating what counts as a dress or is close enough to qualify <3#Mega Lopunny Mawile and Pheromosa are CLEARLY part of this category and I cannot be convinced otherwise#shoutout to Hitmonchan for looking the part despite being genderlocked male#also not debating what looks human actually#it's vibes-based. i cannot be convinced#Jynx should really be on here but i cannot in good faith pretend Jynx looks good#pokemon#pokemon design#cute pokemon#magearna#meloetta#gardevoir#mega gardevoir#lopunny#mega lopunny#mismagius#hitmonchan#gothitelle#diancie#mega diancie#ogerpon#steenee#hatterene#mawile#pheromosa#lilligant#darkrai#froslass#alcremie#vespiquen
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renaissance dogys
characters belong to @canisalbus
#i love i loveeee ludovica sm shes so cute. ive only known her for 5 min but i fell in love with her design and i love her friendship#with vasco ^_^ i think them having each other makes hiding their sexualities a little less lonely so thats sweet#ik in modern au shes considered an old friend of vascos but i originally assumed she and vasco fake dated in college or smth#to get their parents off their backs until they came out properly and continued to stay in touch as friends after LMAO#im not very familiar with period fashion so i had to look at renaissance costumes as reference. but i have to admit i love the#high waistlines used in some of their dresses.. i have a minidress with a similar high waistline pressed against the chest and sleeves#also if u squint machete is holding a little paper bag in the 2nd photo which is supposed to be his lunch courtesy of vasco <3#idk what ludovica would wear in modern au but i thought poet shirts might suit her because theyre like somewhere evenly between#masc and femme. to me anyway.. based on observation lesbians seem to love poet shirts and i think she looks good in one#these are all shitposts.. ill draw serious art of them one of these days i promise#i listened to fools rush in and it reminds me of them.. especially when it goes 'though i see the danger there / if theres a chance#for me then i dont care' like its so poignant and bittersweet.. a little indulgent when u think of those small moments they have togethr#save me gay catholic furries... gay catholic furries... gay catholic furries save me#my art#myart#doodles#fanart#others ocs#canisalbus#fur#furry art#machete#vasco#vaschete#ludovica#sfw fur#furry#anthro
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I was talking about a historical male author I dislike because I found his works misogynistic and the person said, "Oh, well I suppose you don't read Shakespeare either." and I was like, "Shakespeare? SHAKESPEARE?!?! Of course I read Shakespeare, that man loved women."
Shakespeare wrote a wide variety of fleshed out female characters. He wrote Damsels in Distress, Cross-dressing Girlbosses, and Complex Female Villains. He wrote a woman who refused to sell her virtue to save her family and then shamed her brother for suggesting it. He wrote Taming of the Shrew and it's opposite, All's Well that Ends Well, in which the wife hunts down and tames the husband. He wrote men who are good because they listen to, trust, and defend women. He wrote women of all kinds. He wrote women who drive the plot and women doomed by the narrative. He wrote women in love and women who pathetically follow a man who doesn't like them and women in hatred. He wrote sensible women and silly women and everything in between of all ages.
I wish modern authors could write women as well as he did.
#shakespeare#Portia from The Merchant of Venice is the cross-dressing girlboss#Complex female villains include Lady Macbeth and the older sisters in King Lear#Measure for Measure is the virtue girl#Benedick is good because he believes Beatrice and defends Hero#Even the women in Taming of the Shrew have personalities#as problematic as that play feels today#The author I dislike is Trollope by the way#Aren't there some wives who just troll a guy for the whole play?#Merry Wives of Windsor? Falstaff? Am I remembering this correctly#anyway#absolute champion of writing women
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"Shen Yuan is careless about his appearance" is an understandable take, but I think it's also inferior to what's actually going on most of the time, which is more like:
Shen Yuan is in fact so preoccupied with appearances that he is extremely meticulous and diligent in keeping up his image, but he's also utterly oblivious to how this factors into attraction (especially queer attraction) and he misses cultural context clues thanks to having transmigrated sometimes, with an end result that sometimes he is carefully and unwittingly making himself up like a thirst trap because he thinks that's what a sophisticated and classy scholar ought to look like.
#svsss#also the original goods probably had a similar issue due to his background#and due to getting most of his style tips from the brothel jiejies#this would probably be a point of similarity between them actually#they're both trying to dress like respectable upper class cultivators#and both landing somewhere more in the region of “mind bogglingly expensive escort” by mistake
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finally watched Reign of the Supermen
#kon is three apples tall.... good luck getting anyone to call you superman when you look like you should be in middle school#the second pic was inspired by that scene where lois is on the phone w steel and kon is peeking over her shoulder#superboy#conner kent#john henry irons#man of steel#lois lane#reign of the supermen#rots was fun bc i knew kon and steels situations but had no idea what visor and cyborg supes had going on#so i was like IS it him...? no.... it cant be....#it was funny when he was like please. just call me superman.#like even if he was the actual genuine clark kent back as a cyborg bbgirl youre not going to shake 'cyborg superman'#superman#digital art#comic#comics#dcamu#dc#dc comics#2024#id in alt#also why is lois dressed like asami in the finale#and for the record steel is the most respectable of the titular supermen cause like#he wasnt trying to pass himself off as clark he was literally just a dude who was inspired to be a clearly separate superhero#i mean you could make a claim of copyright infringement cause of the S but in his defense it was a symbol of hope & clark was dead sooo
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CUUUTEEE!!!!
#sillysoftie had this dress first!!!!#it looked so freaking good on her i had to get it too 🫣#fat girls. pls buy it y’all will look fabulous#feedism.#feeder/feedee#feedee.#hucow.#female feedee.#housecow
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entranced & obsessed by this film
#it was literally made for me#eggers is so good at cinematography and uneasiness and just making you so uncomfortable at what youre experiencing#and then you add phantom of the opera elements? period dress? vampires that are essentially zombies? bill skarsgard? are you trying to kill#me?#nosferatu#horror#robert eggers#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art#vampire#vampires#nosferatu 2024#10000 rats people!!!!#victorian#ellen hutter#count orlok#nosferatu art
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So we all know that Crowley isn't really gay or bi or anything because he's really just Aziraphalesexual, right?
Which means... this is his pride flag.
He would be mortified.
#yes that's aziraphale's heaven's dress tartan#good omens#crowley#anthony j crowley#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#good omens shitpost#ineffable idiots
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