#student questions

[somanyfandomsorkinafs]

(I am ~buzzing~ with ideas…. Allow me to release some)

Once Danny was an adult, he decided to join Ellie in her ‘permanent world tour’. It’s better than staying in Amity where the opinion of Phantom hasn’t gotten much better. Besides, the portal caused the veil to get weaker, allow ghost to wreak havoc where ever they want.

He’s met a lot new ghost cause of this too. Old as Mycenaean Greece to non humans who came to Earth and died there. Danny’s learnt so much from them that he’s basically a walking in Encyclopaedia.

So, Danny’s decided “fuck it.” and has it became a part-time history teacher. It’s fun! He knows the details by heart and is able to make it more fun than just droning on about the same old wars and whatever. He enjoys it, the kids enjoy it and the ghosts having their stories told!

Of course, this does cause some problems when people try to correct him. Danny’s argument? “I got them correct sources.”

And when anyone asks him how knows his sources are correct? “My source was there when it happened.”

Cue the dc world thinking that Danny’s just some immortal guy whose decided to use his immortality for good(TM)

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[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Vibes based grading system.

(for @epistemologys, who wanted some post-canon, teacher WWX)

[hellcifrogs]

Students' Students AU

<-Part 5 / What the rest of the kids have been up to while Naruto is away:

Team 7, now with Sai, take the chunin exams again and pass. Kakashi still has priority when taking them on missions. They learn to work together more and more, Sasuke learns how to use chidori and even develops his sharingan more (also imagine him and Anko practicing with their cursed seal forms on). Shizune moves from healing to poisons and herbs, and once satisfied with Sakura's skills on chakra control and manipulations, Tsunade starts giving her taijutsu focused lessons. Sai, as always, was put on the team to watch over Sasuke and try to find out Naruto's whereabouts.

From Team 8, only Shino becomes chunin, Kiba of course is frustrated, but the one in worst position is Hinata - since Neji takes the exam (and passes) with Team 10, in Shikamaru's place - because she failed once again while, not only the other genin her age, but also both Neji and Hanabi continue to improve, Hinata is officially demoted from her position in the main family branch.

Lee and Tenten don't take this exam, they choose to go on missions with Gai and Chouza (more students' students - maybe also Genma and Ebisu) to investigate rumors and sightings of Akatsuki/Orochimaru activity, while also secretly relaying info between Tsunade and Jiraiya/Konoha and Ame.

Neji, Shino and Ino go on to work as chunin along with Shikamaru, however Chouji finally decides that fighting and being a ninja is not the way for him. He then goes back to Iruka, who was always understanding and patient for help.

The Akimichi are one of the main combat clans of the village so having such an important member simply turn away from the shinobi life should cause great surprise and displeasure. Luckly, Chouza, who was already a very understanding father, had the time to hear from the new generation (Lee and Tenten) their thoughts and prespectives, as well as seeing his own student be such a great master himself. And so, when Chouji tells him he wanted to become a teacher instead of a ninja, he could only be proud and encourage him on this path.

Shippuden Konoha 12 (will add link later)

[freakcliff]

currently imagining the version of Peter pevensie who gets to live out his life in england. I think he's a very insane and fun sort of guy. he has a sword license and he carries that sword around Everywhere. he's in some really niche field of academia & he teaches classes at a university where there's a rumor that if you can beat him in a sword fight he'll give you an A for the whole term. which isn't true but if you ask him he WILL agree to it because there is not a college student in the world who can beat Peter pevensie in a duel. he's the type of guy who will die on any hill and starts climbing on furniture when he gets really into making a point as if standing on this table will make what he says more correct

[shitpostingkats]

The most important part of the Altissia chapter is when they're being questioned by customs and Ignis looks at their party of:

1) Him 2) A college age punk 3) A man wider and taller than a fridge wearing no shirt and with several enormous scars 4) The actual crown prince of a neighboring country, making no effort to disguise himself

and decides their best cover story is

"✨We are students of the culinary arts.✨"

And it works.

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

Sirius caused the longest hat stall in Hogwarts history when he was sorted, by the way

[ottostoast]

playing around with some spider-KID designs

[justablognothingweirdhere]

Imagine Robby/Abbot getting confirmed with some stupid throwaway line. Everything about them is so serious and life and death and literally pulling each other back from the ledge, it would be kinda funny if their relationship was completely casual and just whatever. Like, Myrna calls Robby a cocksucker again and he looks at Abbot for backup and Abbot’s just like “well is she wrong? Besides, you are good at it.” Everyone around them is staring in shock, but Robby just sighs and rolls his eyes and moves on like nothing happened.

[firefluy]

HERE COMES THE BOOOOOYYYY MONKIE KIDDDD HERE HE ISSSSS HE IS HEREEEE

University AU to test out my new art style, not his final design btw.

What's the use of having an artsy clone if you can't have him help you in emergencies?

[sunlitpath]

Apollo, god of knowledge

Thank you for holding me accountable

Thank you for pushing me to be better

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[arino-ruuka]

Just a thought

[egophiliac]

have you seen the new nightwear groovy? alas, the dream of the animal onesies or the pillow fight groovy are dashed 😞 - i have yet to see the card's story but i assume that yuu is interviewing the boys again this year like the birthday boy cards cause there's no other characters in the card (?)

I too am disappointed that we didn't get a big full-on pillow fight. 😔 but he DOES battle by throwing his pillow, so at least we get some cushion action in there!

it looks like this round of birthday cards aren't going to be interviews/conversations, at least not for most of it -- the first part was Jamil talking to Ortho (who he duos with) about what his dormmates are doing for his birthday (they're setting up a surprise party/parade (because Kalim) but they're doing an extremely bad job of it and he's having to go around making sure that they don't screw it up) (being Jamil is suffering). second part was Jamil talking to his (unvoiced mob) roommate and answering Crowley's School Improvement Survey (he wants bigger bathrooms) (also a fridge in his room) (actually, make that a whole kitchen) (but mostly bigger bathrooms). then third part was his ~morning routine~, aka talking to himself about his hair and makeup, as one does in a visual novel. it's less cohesive than the previous birthday stories, but it's all pretty chill and there's some fun stuff in there! (Najma sent him hair stuff for his birthday that's way too fancy and he can't decide if she did it to annoy him or not. truly, being Jamil is indeed suffering.)

if all the cards are going to be about nightly/morning routine though, we're going to absolutely melt when we get to Vil, brace yourselves

[hellcifrogs]

Now I need to know: How the Akatsuki has splitted? Konan and Nagato probably discovered that "Madara" was actually Obito (a fucking 14 years old child) and, if we use the anime fillers as canon in the AU, was responsable for killing all the original Akatsuki members in the same day that Yahiko died. The Dark Akatsuki is probably now just kidnapping jinchuriki and and keeping them in captivity, since without the Rinnegan they can't extract the Bijuus from inside them using the Gedou Mazou to form the Ten-Tails.

Oh, they haven't exactly split up. Obito/Madara got into the organization and at first Konan and Nagato might even have somewhat agreed with his plans, but after Obito gets the original members killed, they decide this isn't for them.

However they see that this new version of the Akatsuki is a danger, and stay infiltrated, pretending to work with him while planning behind his back. The two get Jiraiya's help along the way and even Itachi joins them (now as a real spy).

In this timeline so far Obito still hasn't captured the other jinchuuriki, Naruto was the first target and (probably thanks to Itachi interfering) they failed to cupture him.