#at some point dumbledore and minnie are just glancing at each other and sirius/the hat and the rest of the students to be sorted
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Sirius caused the longest hat stall in Hogwarts history when he was sorted, by the way
#it took like 20 - 30 minutes#the hat couldn’t figure out where the bastard should go#he’s cunning enough for slytherin#smart enough for ravenclaw#loyal enough for hufflepuff#brave enough for gryffindor#he genuinely could’ve thrived anywhere#and the hat nearly lost it#plus sirius kept asking questions and shit#kept questioning everything and being weirdly philosophical#sirius: what truly constitutes bravery or kindness? are they measurable traits or more concepts?#sorting hat: stfu and let me think you little shit#at some point dumbledore and minnie are just glancing at each other and sirius/the hat and the rest of the students to be sorted#and they’re completely confused as to how to make this speed up#so everyone else can be sorted#sirius black#marauders era#harry potter marauders#maraudersera#the marauders#the marauders era#mwpp#hp mwpp#mwpp era#marauders#the pin drop moment when the hat said gryffindor#no one knew what to do#the first black to go anywhere other than slytherin#james was the first to start clapping but it was still super tense for the rest of the ceremony#none of the teachers or older students recovered until like 2 weeks later
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