#strike headcanons

[demigods-posts]

imagine the whiplash of seeing percy and annabeth being affectionate with each other around camp after watching them beat around the bush for four years. you see annabeth working on her blueprints or some shit. and percy walks over to her from the nearby field. you're fully prepared to see them skirt around their feelings like usual. and then get taken aback when annabeth flirts with him like she enjoys watching the tide in his eyes change color. so captivated by the sea she'd willingly drown in. and percy just smiles and blushes, and stares at her with love in his eyes, not even daring to hide it. he kisses her on the mouth afterward like it's as easy as breathing and says something about meeting by the lake after the campfire. and you just have to reevaluate your outlook on life over the next few weeks.

[attyrocious]

dont ask me abt baseball do i look like i sport at any capacity

[im-a-leo]

broke: Jake English would have that alarm clock that when the alarm goes off, a target board will come up and you have a little laser gun. if you shoot the target, the alarm would go off.

woke: Jake has that same alarm, but he uses an actual pistol to shoot it. Jade created it and they’ve installed extra target boards, so it will automatically reset for the next morning.

bespoke: Jade and Jake have installed a system where every morning, a target board will descend from a randomly chosen point in their respective rooms/outside the window. the target board will sound out a blaring alarm until they’ve hit the bullseye. they’ve both gotten very good at shooting the targets with their eyes closed and promptly falling back asleep. it only works about 50% of the time, so they keep setting more alarms. they keep forgetting to tell visitors about this.

[kawareo]

Thinking about baby Enver, and my personal headcanon is that he was a difficult baby. Loud. Screaming, all day and night (selfish creature, spiteful little demon). Difficult birth that might've left Sally unable to have more kids (he always did pull a ladder up behind him, rotten boy). Biting when she tried to feed him, which lead to her not wanting do to it, which lead to him being even rougher when she gave up and fed him to silence his constant screaming because the neighbours started complaining.

Just... Normal, totally possible difficulties that a baby might have, especially in a harsh environment, but I know from experience that sometimes parents just straight up blame the kid for it, as if it's doing it intentionally. I'm a big fan of Gortash just being handed the worst hand in life so I could totally see it starting before he was even born, a difficult pregnancy and a difficult birth and a difficult baby - killing any tiny chance that he might've had with his parents to love him, and them still holding the grudge about it

Also thinking about the start of the book Perfume in which a woman tries to get rid of her newborn but he screams so loud people show up and stop her. Idk. Made me think of him.

Under cut cause its for My durge specifically but anyway

And on the other hand! Durge, who was 'born' without a pregnancy or parents, just a baby covered in blood and silent. Normal babies cry. Durge stared. Really easygoing baby, too, once placed with mortal parents.

My point is Enver being born screaming and flailing and with noone who'd love him and then dying the same way (not counting the Brain killing him because that ending is fucking bullshit) and Durge coming to this world bloodied and silent and completely alone and leaving it the same way (if he fullfills daddy's purpose).

[joayoscorner]

nightmares

[skyddish]

i need a new freshman who's OBSESSED with Kevin Day. Biggest Fan, can barely get a word out. this freshman dreads and DREAMS of the day Kevin will rip into the way he plays. Everyone else is like "oh dw the novelty will wear off" but then it's week 11 and they still worship the ground Kevin walks on.

[sparklingcid3r]

people talk about darry being the one who was the most soc or could have gone soc or wtv, but yall sleeping on the fact that soda would have been nastyyy🙏 like the game he had w girls as a greaser?? man was pulling so hard god had to nerf him before he stepped foot on earth fr, made him dumb asl so he wouldn’t get any ideas

[sandwitchstories]

Father's Day Edition: Dad!Sukuna Head Canons

In celebration of Father's day, I give you my first ever head canon post! Just some of my day dreams of Sukuna as a daddy

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(I dedicate this one to @eevees-hobbies as she inspired me!)

Soft Sukuna, warm Sukuna, little ball of rage...

Dad!Sukuna - who was unamused when you once told him that he was no longer going to be the ‘King of Curses’ but the ‘King of Dirty Diapers and Sleepless Nights’ (He was even less amused when he learned how accurate this was)

Dad!Sukuna - who looked terrified the first time you placed your newborn daughter into his arms. She did look even smaller when being held by his massive, four armed frame

Dad!Sukuna - who is the ultimate ‘put the baby to sleep’ champion, with 4 arms to alternate holding and rocking with. Though you are pretty sure most of it has to do with she is a total daddy’s girl already

Dad!Sukuna - who has bottle fed your daughter on his throne, telling her gently how beautiful she was and reminding her she could do anything as she was the Princess of Curses. (you were going to have to talk about THAT nick name…)

Dad!Sukuna - who was the first person your daughter smiled at and laughed at. He had blinked back tears on both occasions. (He would rather be flayed alive than admit it,)

Dad!Sukuna - who came home after several days away to find his daughter taking several wobbly steps towards him all on her own. He had rushed forward to catch her before she could touch the floor, scooping her up into his arms and telling her he was proud of her. (Something he said often and it made your heart swell every time.)

Dad!Sukuna - who grins from ear to ear as he watches his daughter ride on Uraume’s back as his servant moves back and forth across the room. (How they manage to put so much disdain into their horrible 'neighs' is still a mystery, but only adds to the humor of the sight)

Dad!Sukuna - who, when your daughter said ‘Da’ for the first time, had tried to get her to say it again for the next 10 minutes, calling her a brat and holding her up by the back of her onesie as she giggled loudly (he claimed in defiance) and refused. (Her father’s daughter already)

Dad!Sukuna - who lets his daughter paint all 20 of his fingers and 10 of his toes.

Dad!Sukuna - who sits on the floor with a floral bonnet on his head and a teeny tiny porcelain cup filled with water in his gigantic hand as he attends the most important meetings of his life. Tea parties with his daughter

Dad!Sukuna - who holds his daughter’s tiny hands in his as she stands on his feet, laughing and encouraging him to sway to the song that is playing on the mix list

Dad!Sukuna - who will let his daughter fall asleep in the comfort of her father’s arms as much as possible. You have never seen him so relaxed or his soul so… quiet… as when the two of them are cuddled and resting together. 

Dad!Sukuna - who was an unwanted child, and never wanted a child, but is the best father in the world. Sure he talks tough, but his daughter already knows to ignore it. He treats you like a queen even more so now that she is here, determined to show her how a woman should be treated. 

Dad!Sukuna - who will forever treasure the first father’s day card you ever gave him, with her tiny hand print inside. 

Dad!Sukuna - who for the first time in his very long life, wishes time would slow down and his daughter could stay this little forever.

[pianokantzart]

Who do you think is the smarter of the Mario bros?

Definitely Luigi. Actually, the fact that Luigi is smarter was stated outright once before, albeit way back in 1999 when they were still trying to figure out his characterization.

But I still stand by that idea. It makes sense, seeing as the Luigi's Mansion games have an emphasis on puzzle solving as opposed to the mainline Mario games' emphasis on platforming, and Luigi's boss fights usually require a bit more brain power than the usual "hit the glowing weak point" pattern so often seen in Mario games.

Luigi's no super-genius, but I think he's quite clever compared to Mario, who, to his credit, isn't exactly a moron himself.

Also... even though this is just a guess based off the little I've seen in the trailer... I think that the upcoming "Mario and Luigi: Brothership" game is going to lean into the idea of Luigi being the brains, with his little "L" exclamation point denoting a "eureka" moment about how to get past obstacles.

But that's merely a theory.

[redroses07]

✮ 𝙊𝙗𝙞 𝙒𝙖𝙣 𝘿𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘼𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙘 ✮

[hoarder-of-dragons]

[After Merlin risks his life for Arthur again] Arthur: You absolute moron what were you thinking

Merlin, preparing for another scolding: All right let's have it

Arthur: Do you know how much you scared me

Merlin: Wait-

Arthur: You beautiful piece of human being do you really think I could bear to exist without you

Merlin: shit shit NOT LIKE THAT

[dystopyx-blog]

You’re just talking with Riddle when Floyd appears from seemingly nowhere and sits down next to you. Riddle, of course, immediately bristles at his presence. He was speaking with you, and it would be rude to suddenly leave during a conversation, so he stays to continue. Almost immediately Floyd is referring to him by that annoying nickname, teasing him with a slippery smile… annoying eel. “Goldfishie, goldfishie, goldfishie.” Riddle can’t take it, so with an apology to you, he leaves. Floyd beams, now alone with you. It’s pretty easy for Floyd to keep any potential ‘rivals’ from you

[yandere-writer-momo]

I just found out about your blog recently and I'm in loveee with your original fics, especially Predator and Prey & The Hands That Hold You, I love Char and Arielle 🥹 Big muscular women for life

Is it alright if I ask for some Sena Riko as a service top? 🥹

Yandere SSIR Short Stories:

Wait Till I’m Done

Yandere Sena Riko x Fem Reader

TW: Yandere, lesbian sex, oral (receiving for reader), overstimulation, jealousy, etc.

(Skin color) fingers tangled in blonde locks as a whimper escaped (your name)’s throat. Riko wriggled her pink muscle in and out of (your name)’s hole as her golden eyes peered up at her.

The poor young woman was dragged to the locker room the minute her girlfriend, Sena Riko, won her match. The muscular woman lifted (your name) up and pressed the smaller girl against the locker as she shoved her panties off to the side to feast. The skirts of (your name)’s dress hiked up to her waist while her legs rested on Riko’s bulky shoulders.

It’s been nearly twenty minutes since Riko began to eat her out like a starved animal, but poor (your name) was at her wit’s end. She felt so overstimulated from how many times Riko made her cum with that talented mouth. It wasn’t fair! Riko was always so mean…

“S-stop! You’re so mean!” (Your name) cried as her girlfriend continued to feast on her. Riko’s muscular hands held (your name)’s thighs firmly apart. There was no doubt in (your name)’s mind that Riko would leave finger shaped bruises all over her plus thighs after this… Riko was always so rough.

“Mean? Says the cute little princess who’s came four times and counting.” Riko gave a loud chuckle, her golden eyes never left (your name)’s once. Riko was like a lioness staring down a gazelle. A predator that kept its prey trapped beneath her jaw in an inescapable hold. Why did (your name) have to love such a powerful woman?

“P-please? I’m tired…”

“I don’t care, princess. Don’t I deserve a nice meal after my fight?” Riko chuckled between (your name)’s soaked folds. “You looked so fucking cute cheering for me… I tried to rush my fight just so I can put my head between your perfect legs. Seeing you shake and cry excited me more than anything. You’re so cute!”

(Your name) could only whimper when Riko teasingly ran her tongue down (your name)’s swollen clit once more. The salacious noises made (your name)’s head spin and her cheeks turn even pinker. The poor girl was already on the verge of another orgasmz

“W-what if someone walks in on us?” (Your name) meekly asked which earned her a chuckle from Riko.

“I hope they do. Then they’ll know exactly who fucks you. I can’t stand the way everyone looked at you like a piece of meat.. don’t they know you’re mine?!” Riko pulled away from (your name)’s damp entrance to show off the essence that coated her lips. “Now just wait until I’m done, princess. I’m still riding the high of my victory.”

(Your name) can only wrap her legs around Riko’s head as her fingers held onto Riko’s blonde locks for dear life. It seemed her girlfriend was jealous again… they were going to be here for a long while then.

[kawareo]

Gortash making Durge a hand accessory to hold his Netherstone is so firmly engraved in my brain I sometimes forget its a headcanon.

It's stupid using the Netherstone in a weapon, it's reckless and wasteful - why wouldn't Gort give his nearest and dearest something so much more practical? Especially with a sorcerer Durge because man imagine the style that'd come with the stone shining so brightly with the reflection of Durge's spells...

It's also something that would pull Durge further from Bhaal. Something that will make him more in Enver's own image and make him just a little more Enver's than he is Bhaal's. Something Enver can bury instead of Durge's corpse because it wasn't finished in time before Durge disappeared and Durge never got to see or wear it.

[here-comes-the-moose]

I feel like the other members of the batch (most likely Crosshair and Wrecker) would be acting out and not listening to Hunter, and Hunter would finally lose his shit and hit them with the “just WAIT until your father Echo gets home!”😡

[laughhardrunfastbekindsblog]

Chopper Base was named after Chopper, not because Chopper had died, but because he played an important role in helping the Phoenix rebel cell locate it.

My point? I subscribe to the idea that Echo Base on Hoth was named after Echo, and further headcanon that it was named thus because Echo was instrumental in helping the Rebel Alliance in many ways including establishing the base, not because Echo died.