#or that the main consumer of the capri suns is an absolute TANK of a man
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*in the Rebellion inside Echo’s minivan ship*
Rebel, showing Echo some photos: Yeah these are my kids. A boy and a girl. I do this all for them. How many do you have?
Echo: I have five.
Rebel: Aw you must have your hands full! How old are they?
Echo: Four are 312 months and the youngest is 156 months.
Rebel: …
Echo: …
Rebel, trying to do the math: How old did you say you were again?
#this was inspired by those boy mom satire videos where it’s like ‘my baby boy is only 400 months old 😭’#and the fact that I strongly headcanon that the remora is basically like a stereotypical soccer mom minivan on the inside#youve got snacks you have capri suns there are puke bags for if anyone feels sick#there’s something that’s been left behind by one or more kid#everyone in the rebellion wants to go on missions with Echo because they want those capri suns goddammit#they were all surprised to learn that he wasn’t ‘technically’ a parent#because what do you MEAN the ‘kid’ calling echo because his stomach hurt is actually a former sniper in his twenties#or that the main consumer of the capri suns is an absolute TANK of a man#star wars tbb#star wars the bad batch#the bad batch#incorrect bad batch quotes#arc trooper echo#tbb echo#mama echo#mama echo monday#mama echo strikes again#incorrect tbb quotes
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