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i'm losing my mind I cannot witness this alone. LOOK at dr phil's monstrosity of a mansion

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i was going to send the first one in but when i looked it up a second time to see the description i found that there are actually two whole minion pits for sale on marketplace at the time of submitting this. :(.

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swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

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hey man what’s wrong with you

the usual

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i love the word "ostensibly", you can write some mean ass sentences with it

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idk why people photoshopped the crying cat meme on this pic when the unedited version is so powerful

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how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

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choose your path wisely

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i love characters who are like oysters emotionally

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fool me once shame on you fool me twice whyyy that’s so mean fool me three times ohhh my goddd

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one CREEPY spider just earned the KISS of a lifetime- turning her back into her original princess form! (larger spider

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people will do/say the kindest thing you’ve ever witnessed then be like Sorry if that’s weird :(